So Bob will question Trumps health if he cares about religion for a mere second, but a years long FBI investigation determines Biden is literally a potato that can't be tried, and this man has the nuclear codes? A OK man, at least he doesn't believe in sky daddy (but has the keys to the nuclear football)
So... you voted for Biden because he had a D by his name. You are a TDS sheep. Actual cattle.Feb09#01
The investigation on Biden's secreting classified document in his basement has come to an end. Demented Uncle Joe will not face any charges, but Special Counsel Robert Hur comments that "Mr Biden's memory was "significantly limited" when he was interviewed by members of his prosecution team."
The cope is strong with this one.
Why do I hate China Blob? Other than dumping shitty steel on our shores and forcing the sale and closure of our steel plants, it's stuff like this:Feb09#08
Just gonna say I'm going to watch the fuck out of the knuckles show to cosmicallymake Bob seethe. That and I've liked the movies so farFeb09#26
Knuckles of the Sonic games has a spin-off TV series, in which he attempts to train a Bobby-lookalike to become a warrior.
You see how a little bit of non-political goofy fun can trigger the hell of these people.
"I would vote for literal Hitler with a D behind his name before I voted for literal orange Hitler!"Feb09#01
The investigation on Biden's secreting classified document in his basement has come to an end. Demented Uncle Joe will not face any charges, but Special Counsel Robert Hur comments that "Mr Biden's memory was 'significantly limited' when he was interviewed by members of his prosecution team."
The cope is strong with this one.
This is such a weird vector for him to take as of late that's fueled by desperation and willful ignorance. No sect of Christianity, other than maybe Appalachian mountain Jews, believes the earth is flat. I'm pretty sure no major religion believes that either. I can easily find verses that call the our planet round.Feb09#02
Bobby's quip about "flat earthers etc." has the most bizarre, nonsensical context: Biden's very obvious and worsening dementia.
We've speculated that the source of Bobby's childhood trauma was that every boy but Bobby was allowed to suck off the Deacon.
It's not even sexual harassment. Iirr that scene put Smithers in a strip club for some reason. Smithers, who has always been various states of being in the closet, is reacting in horror in disgust to the female form because he's a caricature of gay men. Someone pointed out in the A&N thread that this was one of the best stunts since the "It's okay to be white" campaign and I fully agree. There's another movement where they're photoshopping single mom's mixed race babies into white and putting a husband in the picture but I don't think that one is going to get nearly as much traction. Doing that you're digitally messing with a kid and there's racism involved. That's gonna turn off a lot of regular Joes. DignifAI, however, is putting clothes on whores and the whores and whore simps HATE IT. I fully believe it's because the dignifAI stunt is holding a mirror up to the ugliness that is their soul and it is completely unassailable. How do you get mad that some rando on 4chan digitally dressed you modestly without seeming like a complete nutter? These whores' titty pics still exist. It's not like those were took away. And it's not like they were digitally raped in some feature length AI gang bang. They were simply shown what they would look like as not whores and reminded that they can't have nice things.Feb09#45
There is an uproar in social media about someone clothing the shame of prostitutes. A&N.
What that Simpson clip shows is sexual harassment. No wonder someone who calls himself "Transphobes can't read" finds it funny. No wonder Bobby finds it funny.
I would love if Bob did his Game Overthinker skits again instead of regurgitating his videos from half a decade ago but he couldn't even do a proper send off from the last person who gave him a chance, Matpat. I don't think he'll ever leave that sewing room at this point. I will give credit where credit is due. He did spend the last month or two actually making new stuff instead the usual reheated garbage.Feb09#46
It's honestly hilarious how Bob and the left are mad about this troll. I thought women are constantly getting exploited BOB, Mr male feminist. Pick one. Either you're a coomer or a feminist. Not both. This AI tool has given their dignity BACK. This is bad? Explain blob, I'm waiting.
from context, I'd guess it was probably not this song
Gawd I wish. Then we wouldn't have to suffer the curse of that knock off and kid friendly Tenacious D song where the only part anyone remembers is where Jack Black says "Peaches" over and over again.
That's why Charlene's song "I've Never Been To Me" remains powerful over almost 50 years. What sexual liberation deprived women of aren't just the "little babies" that they could have been "holding", but also their sense of morality, their personhood, their ability to feel intimacy, even their self-determination. As the lyrics says, "That's truth, that's love."
think yourself out of being a retarded, virgin,diabetic then you worthless sack of shit
Tony is a racist. Tony doesn't realize that the "black" in the map doesn't represent "black" but rather "PeeOhCee" (which is obviously more inclusive than just blek).
Bob is a statist, just like Sleepy Joe. Bob should be checked for early signs of dementia.
HOW DARE Tucker try to get 'the other side of the story' (even if it's full of bs)! [/sarcas,] At least he tried.
David Frum got pozzed. Please to note, Putin did NOT start his war in Ukraine during Drumpf's term.Feb09#17
Both Bob and Fauxahontas are retards. A two-state solution is anathema to Hamas and Hezbollah and always will be.
Ah-ha, Elon stole the Holy soopeeryah fyootchah that Bob "earned".
Woke is not the exclusive domain of corporate slop. Indies are very often woke too. The fact that woke indy game companies exist does not excuse the corporate woke slop.
Anita's gone back to being a Literal Who Nobody, therefore Bob can feel free to ignore/forget what she said 10 years ago.
Y'know, it's gonna be funny when Bob finally has to admit that YouTube ain't paying the bills anymore and has to go back to retail, the only place he has any work experience or qualifications and the only place he could potentially be hired again. Being forced to interact with the public on a regular basis is the punishment he deserves for being so callous about people's livelihoods being destroyed.Feb09#13
And why are y'all so obsessed about that Wendy's?????
Point 1: Marvel (or rather, Disney) was absolutely focused on quantity. Numbers needed to go up, and the best way to do that (in their short-sighted way) was to spam the ever-loving fuck out of capeshit. And then, predictably, that backfired as people got tired of it more quickly.Feb09#23
Yeah, people cite Akira as a high-quality anime an awful lot, and yeah, maybe they should have another reference point or two. But to put Illumination's crap on the same pedestal just because "the animators doubtlessly worked their asses off" is just fucking stupid.Feb09#27
Godzilla director: "Hey, maybe don't design your movies by committee, let passionate people create what they want."Feb09#29
The director of Godzilla Minus One isn't impressed by your western "auteur theory" shit. Don't you compare him with Christopher Nolan and especially Denis Villeneuve!
I honestly don't get Bob's repeated insistence that everybody loves monkeys. Like, yeah, they can be cute and all, but they can also rip your face off (or did he forget the scene in Nope?). And another brilliant idea from this genius screenwriter: Power Rangers but they're monkeys. Jesus fucking Christ, how retarded.Feb09#35
Something something show parents being abusive. He only really seemed to talk about it recently, leading some to believe he's just making it up for clout and throwing them under the bus. (It goes without saying that actual abuse is bad, but at the same time, you don't have to let it turn you into an insufferable prick like Wheaton.)Feb09#37
What fucking trauma did Wesley have?
I forget if it was in the Star Wars thread or the Marvel thread, but someone brought up a good point: the movie that is the turning point in what fans are looking for will usually still make money because it's coasting on goodwill, it's what comes after that suffers. Batman Forever did well, but Batman & Robin didn't. TLJ did well (kind of, a drop of 50% from TFA is still pretty bad), TROS didn't. Spider-Man 3 did well, but subsequent Sony movies haven't. The Simpsons ratings have fallen off a cliff after the first couple meh seasons and will never recover.Feb09#39
Nerds don't matter; normies do.
Defeated so much that Ukraine cannot win and still mooches of money from EU and US. An recently Zelensky went to some Eastern EU countries going "Hey, so all the people that moved here? If they are of drafting age, can you capture em ans send em back to die for us?"Feb09#17
Fuckwit in Chief Biden: Pilfers top-secret documents he had no authorization to declassify and stores them in his garage, gets off because he's a "well-meaning" (ell-oh-FUCKING-ell!) "elderly man with a poor memory".
Moviebob: Blindly loyal to a political faction that became obsolete in 1865.
You love to see it.
The only people who don't believe in gravity cartoon characters, Bob.[2024.02.09-02] Bobby's quip about "flat earthers etc." has the most bizarre, nonsensical context: Biden's very obvious and worsening dementia.
Brain bleach, please.
And if FiC Biden gets voted out on November 5, 2024, it will be the best day America will have had since Führer Hillary's defeat on November 9, 2016--assuming, of course, another Democrat isn't elected over Biden.[2024.02.09-03]
"My memory's so bad, I let you speak"? Really? That's all the Leftoid zombies consider a good comeback? I've seen smarter comebacks from monkeys that fling shit at each other![2024.02.09-04] Demented Uncle Joe thinks a journalist cannot speak unless he allows him to.
The American media's relationship with Trump has always been adversarial. The American media's relationship with Biden--and, by extension, Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name)--was so lovey-dovey, you can practically hear porno music in the background.
Trying to deflect from your butt-buddy Biden, Bassin?[2024.02.09-05]
"Who are you going to believe? Pelosi or your lyin' eyes?"[2024.02.09-06] There was insurrection on Jan 6, 2021 after all -- except the insurrection, according to Trump, was instigated by the side who shot Ashil Babbitt, at the behest of the Ice-cream Lich.
It's on record that Trump offered New York Governor Andrew Cuomo naval ships on which COVID patients could be treated. Cuomo refused.[2024.02.09-07]
The world have all seen how well New York handled covid. Thank you.
Conservatives, in general, display more hatred toward the Chinese government than they do China's people. By contrast, Leftists like Moviebob hate American citizens almost as much as they hate America's intended principles.[2024.02.09-08]
I wonder how much a prostitute would charge for spending time with Moviebob. Normally, she'd charge $500 per hour; for Moviebob, maybe $500 per minute--plus additional costs for therapy.[2024.02.09-09]
There are two opinions in play here, one from a pediatric group and one from a Leftist with the handle @ErinInTheMorn. One of these opinions can easily be discarded upon first glance; the other comes from the American College of Pediatricians.[2024.02.09-11]
Dayum! Not quite Friday-level, but a "dayum!" nontheless.[2024.02.09-12]
Why you don't want Black people to take over the world? Why are you so racist Tony?
"What city burned down"? Atlanta, Los Angeles, Minneapolis, Seattle...[2024.02.09-13] And why are y'all so obsessed about that Wendy's?????
That concept never really occurred to me, Positron. I tip my hat to you.[2024.02.09-14] Reparation in action.
The phones can be dismantled and sold for spare parts.
Oh, no! How do we combat the racist motives conceived by sentient amalgam cavity fillers?
Retweeted by Racistbob.
I've already posted that image of Barbara Walters, Charlie Rose, and George Stephanopoulos interviewing Putin as "journalism", wherein Tucker Carlson interviewing Putin as "ta-REE!-son!"[2024.02.09-16] Tucker Carlson wants a "serious talk" with Putin, and what he got was a half-hour lesson about Russian history.
Carlson was still the most-watched host for Fox News.
I seem to recall Putin not invading Ukraine when Trump was in office. Then again, to say Leftists have the memories of goldfish would be dragging the IQ of the world's goldfish population down to that a Leftist.[2024.02.09-17]
Why would Moviebob want to routinely murder people in adversarial countries? We can all accurately presume that Moviebob sees those assault drones being better served sniping people wearing red caps that live in the middle of Wyoming.[2024.02.02-18]
"We hereby decree to make no more blank checks written out to the order of Benjamin Netanyahu. Effectively immediately, we hereby sign more black checks written out to the order of Volodymyr Zelenskyy."[2024.02.09-19] Fauxtahontas doesn't want to write more checks for jewdom.
I would have re-captioned the final panel of this comic about the bad guys winning WWII with "...but now Moviebob runs America". That's about a grim a future as I can imagine.[2024.02.09-20] Here is today's lesson on Naziology::
Yeah... not buyin' it.
There's no way you could ever get me to watch Joe Biden's personal cock holster chasing Christopher Nolan to Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax".[2024.02.09-31]
We knew you have shit taste; no need to remind us.
I'll level with you: I lost all my respect for Mel Brooks in 2020. For a director whose film lineage would have given wokescolds fits pre-Trump, it's appalls me that Brooks happily sided with the wokescolds by supporting FiC Biden this past election cycle.[2024.02.08-33]
In remembering Sesame Street, Cookie Monster was my favorite monster, simply because he taught me one of life's most important lessons: C is for Cookie, and that's good enough for me.[2024.02.09-36]
Shut up Wesley; Elmo has it coming.
I don't know what Wesley's traumas are. Quite franly, I don't fucking care.[2024.02.09-37]
What fucking trauma did Wesley have?
Moviebob is not a nerd. Moviebob is a dork.[2024.02.09-39] Nerds don't matter; normies do.
Ironic retweet, given that Moviebob is just as evil--if not moreso--than the people, industrires, and political movments Moviebob claims to hate.[2024.02.09-40]
But does the same standard apply to beefcake that objectifies the female gaze?[2024.02.09-44] Some game devs have an eyes for the [...] incel demographic.
Bobby Bobby Bobby!! You've forgotten the teaching of St. Anita already? Cheesecake in games is NOT FINE because it is objectifying male gaze...
I propose a new video game entitled Watching Paint Dry. It's exactly what the title implies: You paint solid objects, and you are required to watch it dry in real time. You win if you can watch it dry completely. You lose if you touch any wet surface, you attempt to bypass the drying process by pressing your system's Home button, or you change the input on yout TV to watch some crappy reality show to avoid sitting through the drying process.
Given that Waylon Smithers always seems to be a bit... "affectionate" to C. Montgomery Burns...[2024.02.09-45] There is an uproar in social media about someone clothing the shame of prostitutes.
"But it's only sexual harassment when men do it to women."
So responds Moviebob, failed mediocre (on an extremely good day) white guy who scarcely gets a second person to record with.[2024.02.09-46]
The entire eastern seaboard (and the west coast) has literally been taught from birth that the (R) are irredeemable bigots and want to gas the speds, troons, PeeOhCees, and bundles of sticks in minecraft. Bob is among those brainwashed into this mindset. I guess for Bob the fact that he has a sped niece, troon cousin, and maybe even a gay cousin (or Lesser Bro's Gay Best Friend) makes it Personal for him, since he has such a Mafia-esque concept of Family
. For him, the pragmatism comes in with "well at least the (D) are Unbelieving Thinkers who don't think the Earth is Flat and actually want to PROGRESS, cuz y'know, PROGRESSIVES." Thus the (D) is the key to Bob's concept of the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah. For as you know, the (R) will only drag us backwards into the Dark Ages. Allegedly.me too, cuz we know that at least one apartment-under-construction got burnt the fuck down, and several other buildings. Bob's autism causes him to claim that since "it was only a Wendy's, friendo!" ie, not the whole entire fucking city as if it was the Great Fire of London or some shit, that it wasn't a big deal at all and thus overblown and everybody should get over it, like the narcissist he is.
How much you wanna bet that Bob was called Chimpman in school? Cuz the tard rage.
It's ironic, because although it was indeed Kennedy (D) that got them started on the way to the Moon, though he didn't live to see it, it was Nixon (a filthy (R)) who got them there ultimately. Obama screwed over the Space Shuttles so they were back to using
As jokes go, that one has very unfortunate implications. Like, "If I remembered who you were, I wouldn't call on you or let you ask me a question" type bullshit. The fact that Moviebob thinks that's a great comeback speaks volumes. No wonder he really really likes Monkeys.
Of course Coomo refused. How else was he going to kill all the grandmas in the care homes?
But but they didn't burn down in their entirety! Just a couple Wendy's! Therefore they weren't burnt down, because I am a pedantic sped! - Bob, probably
I mean, I get why. The J00ish Community, especially in NYC, has a deep and abiding fear of the "Far Right" to the point that anything that leans even remotely to the right of center is suspect, lest there be the Slippery Slope that leads to annudda shoah. Therefore Republicans bad. This despite the fact that the (D) side of things harbors a tremendous level of antisemitism, particularly on the pro-Palestinian side of things, not to mention bitter Harlem residents that are resentful of J00ish Landlords (and I'm not saying J00ish Landlords are any great shakes, but landlords in general tend to be terrible anyway) and J00ish businesses. Not to mention to maintain the distance from the political Right, many become outright communists, because they were taught that was the correct moral position, because duh, what's the opposite of a Nazi? I don't think Mel Brooks himself is a communist, but he's far enough to the left that he couldn't in his own good conscience ever consider the (R). Many of his movies poked fun at bigotry, which the Left still considers a primary attribute of the Right. So, Mel takes the (D) because he doesn't want to be seen as a bigot.
I'm pretty sure his parents were Narcissists who wanted to live vicariously through their child star son. It's an explanation, but it sure as shit ain't an excuse.
nope because the wokescolds claim that beefcake is a 'male power fantasy'. (and the more I think about that concept, the more ironically homophobic I think that claim is)
Bob is lazy and justifies it by claiming he has life on "Easy Mode" as a straight white male.
Didn't like even Poland call out Canada for inviting that SS fucker...Oh wait, if it's Poland then don't matter, heck I'm amazed all the lefties ignore how Ukraine shot down a plane filled with their own guys, first prancing how they killed more Russians, but then quickly began scrambling when they found out then plane had their own dudes on it, that were being transfered for prison exchange
