Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

disagree, purely because Bob getting a job in Walmart is one less job for someone who actually needs it. The most just fate for Bob would be that he is forced to live in the pocket of his family for the rest of his miserable life, totally reliant on them for handouts/a roof so that he doesn't starve in the street.
Counter, seeing Bob as a greeter or stocking shelves would be hilarious
 
Imagine him having to stock merch for a movie/show he doesn't like. I picture him going off on a kid buying an anime shirt for being an EVIL REPUBLICHUD UNPERSON.
He'd pull a Chris Chan and make the kid cry as his girthy body shook with his bellows that you SHOULD like your anime dubs with shitty forced lines and bad acting, you 10 yo chudling!
 
14Feb#22
Don't like Michael Bay's garish colors? Blame it on the Coen Brothers!
What a fucking retarded take. Like it or not, the Coen brothers digitally recoloring O Brother, Where Art Thou wasn't just some random shit they flung at the wall in the hopes it would stick. It was to emphasize the great depression/dust bowl era that the film was set in. If Michael Bay randomly decided to take the idea of color correction from them and run with it, who cares? That's just him being dumb. Hell, I can't even think of any other Coen brother film with prominent color correction, especially not at the same level as O Brother, Where Art Thou.

Now instead of a minority of the population acting like paranoid idiots, we can have even more of them larping as if we're just days from Trump sending out the National Guards to drag all the troons off to labor camps. I stopped watching the news during Covid, and I have never once regretted my decision.

Bobby wants America to be less male and less straight -- in other words, more lesbuns please!!!!
Look, I agree with Bob that he isn't interesting, but anyone whose still enamored by the mystique of lesbians, here's a top secret insight, remember your childless "cool" aunt? Now imagine two of her living together not having sex. Sorry to ruin the mystery.
 
Imagine him having to stock merch for a movie/show he doesn't like. I picture him going off on a kid buying an anime shirt for being an EVIL REPUBLICHUD UNPERSON.
He'd be fired the first hour of the first day for something like that.

Place your bets.

-lecturing customers on their "inappropriate" purchases
-Calling CPS on a mother who let her child wander the anime T-shirt section for over 3 minutes WITHOUT telling him about the importance of localization
-Deliberately blocking someone using a mobility scooter because "they probably are a MAGA chud"
-Refusing to put out merchandise that's made in the USA, if not "cleverly" moving it directly from truck to compactor. After all, obsolete factoryghouls don't deserve jobs.
- Creeping on female coworker he erroneously assumes to be a lesbian with constant "support for her choice"
-Gross insubordination about returning from lunch break because he has a Tweetstorm to finish posting first.
- Dismissing HR directives he lay off the politics by snapping his fingers and saying "You aren't real people"
 
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14Feb#26
The very existence of artists who use AI hurts artists who use traditional tools.
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"your mere existence is hurting people. You don't belong in the world."
Newest Moviebob or Nazi trivia ever.
14Feb#27
The anime dub bullshit now has a name: JelloApocalypse.
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JelloApocalypse isn't a thing. He's a person. Almost a decade ago he made some real fun animations on youtube. He then made a lot of people mad with his 2016 VOTE video, a very dipshit video yelling at people to vote otherwise fascism would win. His popularity and interest in him tanked after that. The recent thing has something to do with him working with trannies and people finding out he's into scat porn. You can read a breakdown of it here.
Decent development that may make Josh laugh because it both mocks trannies and anime, which are two things he loves to mock.

YouTube “voice actor” Brendan Blaber, aka Jelloapocalypse, is famous for his “So this is basically” series of videos where he attempts to comedically summarize a cartoon,game, or anime. Though some may remember him from his very tone deaf "vote" video. Today he made a super long blog post he has now deleted where he discusses being hired as a freelancer to write and voice direct a dub for an old anime from 2007 called “Lovely Complex.”

The blog post describes how both he and the woman who worked on this script hated everything about the original series and its “transphobia” so they went out of their way to correct the jokes and improve the script to something they considered to be funny. But going further, they made it so the cross dressing character, which was a gag character mocked in the original, is now accepted and supported by everyone.
They then tripled down and hired as many trannies to be part of the voice cast of this dub.

I have archived screenshots but embeds aren’t working so for the time being I’ll give a xitter link to someone else who has them

Marissa and | Wrote an Anime Dub - (The LoveCom Dub Compilation Video)


Here's a compilation of all my favorite moments from the English dub of Lovely Complex, scripts written by

Marissa Lenti and myself with both of us directing the actors as well. This post is FREE because I wanted talk about our work on this show, but I obviously don’t want to paywall it as I don’t own it.

The full explanation about this show and the dub's production is below. You may find it interesting to read this before watching the above clips. It’s a bit of a long and winding road to get to the compilation above, but I think it's worth it. Or you can just watch the video no-thoughts, head empty and enjoy it. I hope you think these clips are funny, because I do!

Hey all. At various points over the last two years my best pal Marissa Lenti and I were working on dubbing an old anime called Lovely Complex, aka LoveCom. You might've heard us whispering quietly about some kinda project in old streams. Well, this was it!

Lovely Complex is an old Shoujo romantic comedy from 2007 about a tall girl, Risa, and a short boy, Otani, who don't want to date because of their massive height difference (5 whole inches! Wow!!!). If you think that sounds like the same plot as Netflix's Tall Girl, a thing people relentlessly made fun of for being, quote, "pretty stupid", well, yes, it is the same plot. LoveCom is considered a grandmother of the shoujo genre, mostly because it is old.

Even though it came out nearly two decades ago, LoveCom did not have a dub until Sound Cadence's CEO, Amber Lee Connors, grabbed the rights to dub it from Discotek because it was an old favorite of hers. Discotek did not want to order a dub because dubs are typically very expensive, so Sound Cadence endeavored to make the dub while spending as little money as possible. This production was almost entirely asking people to cash in favors. The leads both played their parts for free, and Marissa was set to write and direct the adaptation, also for free. T'was a labor of Love... Com.

To save money on all the extra voices, most of the voices in this dub were grabbed in an unusual way. Usually, companies that dub anime are working on more than one show at a time. If they have an actor in for Show A and they have extra time in a session, they may bring that actor in to Show B to voice some background extras. Because the actor is already there for another show and they're being paid the same amount of money for the same time slot, it makes sense to utilize them in multiple shows. Funi/Crunchy also does this because this saves a lot of time and money. LoveCom was dubbed almost entirely in this way, which is one of the many reasons this dub took 2+ years to come out in a world of Simuldubs and weekly releases. Because of this, you can go episode by episode and look at the "Additional Voices" credits to tell when it was recorded by comparing what other shows those actors were in at Sound Cadence, kind of like looking at the rings of a tree trunk.

The other reason this dub took so long is that the production was cursed.

I am not at liberty to go into all of the details, but suffice to say that anything that could go wrong, at some point, did. Marissa's spine snapped just before they finished directing and I had to take over directing the leads for the last third of the series because I was the only other person who would do it for free. Nobuko's actor was literally deported at one point mid-production. We often joked about a meteor hitting the distribution warehouse once the blu-rays were printed because the universe clearly did not want this dub to be made.

My involvement started when Marissa told me she was annoyed about having to localize the scripts for this show because she had just watched through the show and didn't really like the characters. I thought this would be a good opportunity to get some experience writing localization scripts in case I ever wanted to write a dub (maybe Bomberman Jetters or something, I dunno), so I volunteered to help out. The two of us spent many, many hours across many, many days slogging through LoveComepisodes, and while Marissa thought she sorta hated LoveCom's original writing, I came to the conclusion that I definitely hated Lovely Complex.

Okay. So.

It is quite unprofessional to openly shit-talk a property you've worked on in this industry. Lenti cannot express any opinions as they have an official relationship with Sound Cadence Studios, Discotek, and Toei animation. I, however, was a freelancing contractor and do not have any of those things! I am not speaking for Lenti anywhere in this post. Who can say what Lenti thinks? I'm sure I don' t know.

But I will tell you what I think. And I think that LoveCom is a bad show about Risa Koizumi, and actual psychopath and all-over useless freak.

Risa is an inconsistently written, awful character who does nothing but miscommunicate and cause problems. She's actively abusive towards Otani the entire series. Every time she does something wrong, the narrative gaslights you by having the entire cast act like its Otani's fault. She will then yell at him until he gives her a gift to "make it up to her". I hate her terribly. This is a Risa Koizumi callout post. I could go on for hours about the stupid things Risa says and does, but I think the best example is probably the following: After 2.5 years of poorly wooing Otani, they finally start dating. Almost immediately afterwards, her co-worker, a 14-year-old boy, tries to kiss her on the mouth while she's asleep. Thaaaat's assault~!

Otani sees this and assumes she's cheating on him, but the misunderstanding is quickly explained and all is well. So then, of course, Risa decides to go on a date with her assaulter out of... pity? And then not tell her boyfriend about it. And then he discovers her doing this. So he breaks up with her. Obviously.

For some reason, the next episode the entire cast turns to Otani and is like "Damn, dude? When are you gonna forgive Risa!" It's so fucking awful.



The show has a myriad of other issues too. The pacing is insane, for one thing. Episodes 1-6 and 19-24 are breakneck with multiple plotlines being resolved in a single episode. But then, the pacing slows to an absolute crawl between Episodes 7-18, where quite literally nothing happens over the course of two years, to the point the characters themselves start complaining about it. Are you tired of generic highschool anime romcoms having stock episodes like "The Valentines Episode", "The Summer Break Episode", and "The Festival Episode"? Well how about having three of each of them???

I was pretty baffled by this after we finished the series. So, of course, I did that thing I always do when I'm baffled by something being terrible. I go looking for an explanation.

I skimmed through other adaptations of this story. I watched the Live Action Movie (actually the best LoveCom thing out there btw), I looked at the sequel manga one-shots, and I looked at the original manga itself.

It turns out, there were quite a few storylines that didn't make it into the anime. So, what was the deal? Was this one of those FullMetal Alchemist situations where the original anime comes out a little too early and they don't want to spoil the manga so they make their own ending?

Nope!

It turns out, the story arcs they left out of the manga... all fucking sucked! And frankly, I respect the Toei staff for deciding to cut those! Like the arc where an adult woman is hired to seduce Otani, a teenage boy. Or the other arc where an adult woman tries to seduce Otani, a teenage boy. Or the two entire arcs and several prominent running gags about fucking transphobia.



Perhaps the thing Lovely Complex is most (in?)famous for is the above character, Seiko, who happens to be played by Oz in our dub!

Seiko is a MTF trans girl who is introduced in a trans panic episode. It is... not great. The original episode has a random extra out her, the rest of the cast making fun of Otani for kissing """a boy""", and gives Nobuko this extremely weird anti-trans radar that makes her dislike Seiko right off the bat.

The original series keeps this going by doing a second and then a third trans panic arc by pairing her with Kazuki, the guy who assaulted Risa! Yay!!! He then also breaks up with Seiko because he is disgusted that she is trans.

In the anime Haruka and Seiko are the best characters and every time they show up, the episode gets better. In the original manga, Haruka has a running joke where he constantly uses a grabber-arm to try and lift Seiko's skirt to expose her privates, which is a fucked up thing to do even when it isn't being done for transphobic reasons. This awful gag is alluded to in the anime's opening (below), but thankfully does not make it into the show itself I'd like to give Marissa insane props for doing absolutely everything they could to handle this element of the production respectfully.

The Seiko introductory episode is about Seiko's gender identity, so it's not like we could write it out entirely. But we changed a lot of things to take the edge off. Nobuko's initial dislike of Seiko was changed from "Idk I don't like her, my trans radar is going off" to being jealous there's another cute girl on campus and not wanting to lose out to a freshman. In the sub, Otani and Risa's end-of-episode reactions could generously be called "Confused, but they got the spirit" about the whole thing. We rewrote those to be a lot more supportive of Seiko, especially Otani's dialogue, which made it pretty clear he was still kind of disgusted by her. And Oz's performance as Seiko is so good that I cry every time while I watch it now. For good reasons, even!

Lenti passed the episode and its script by multiple trans sensitivity readers and not only made sure to cast a trans person as Seiko, but also to cast as many of the trans actors who auditioned for her as possible. I don't have an exact number, but I think the LoveCom dub has something like 20 trans/nb actors in it? It's one of the trans-iest anime dubs in existence, if not THE trans-iest. Trans rights.

In addition to Oz Ryan in his first anime role ever as Seiko (this was recorded before Sarasa in Kageki Shoujo, which is an incredible performance that I absolutely recommend you watch, by the way), this was also the first anime that Tom "Arimnaes" Laflin showed up in. It also features fan favorite Gianni Matragrano as the gross teacher character, Mr Maity. Yes, there is an arc about Risa falling in love with him. Yes, it's awful.

Despite everything about the original incarnation of this anime, this dub turned out... just so funny. We really funneled our frustrations into comedy and wrote a lot of good jokes while also improving as much of the relationship between the leads as possible. There are lots of scenes where Risa yells at Otani and a lot of scenes where Otani reacts to Risa by inappropriately laughing at her. Many of you probably already know this about me, but I am a romantic and love writing Actual Good Romance (tm) because nobody else on earth seems to know how to do it. Improving the relationship between the leads in LoveCom took surgical precision, and I still wouldn't call it a healthy relationship, but I did my absolute best to make sure Risa and Otani had enough positive characteristics that them falling for each other made some kind of sense. I think we especially improved Otani. He starts kinda annoying, but by the end of the series I think I would call him genuinely pretty cute.

Risa's unsalvageable tho.

Fun fact! We canonically wrote and directed Risa as a psychopath who doesn't understand empathy and Otani being in a cycle of abuse without realizing it. Because that's the only way their highly inconsistent actions make any kind of sense! At one point Otani literally tells Risa he, quote, "Bought a gift for her in preparation for the next time she got mad at him", which is what resolves their current tiff. Thaaaat's a trauma response! And it's in the sub! Uh oh, sisters!!!

Frankly, having the dub come out this good in the end is a little frustrating. Anyone who watched this show as a kid and has fond memories of it and revisits the dub will think "Wow! It's just as good as I remembered!"

No it isn't. We made it good. This show SUCKED!!!

The amount of rough edges we shaved off of this are entirely invisible. Unless you buy the blu-ray and turn on the dub while also keeping the Japanese subtitles on, which allows you to listen to our edits in real time.



The dub cast genuinely deserves a lot of praise for this. Amber and Howard really elevate Risa and Otani. Risa is so unlikeable that Amber's natural comedic timing is necessary to make her into something watchable. Howard's performance completely blows the original Japanese seiyuu's out of the water. I don't normally explicitly dunk on an acting performance, but Otani's sub actor just sucks, plain and simple. Seriously one of the most snot-nosed performances I've ever heard. You can't help but wonder why so many girls are interested him. The VA has basically no other acting credits either, so it's not much of a surprise.

Arim and Oz do an incredible job as you can see in the above clips, and Alejandro Saab (Heikichi), Sarah Wiedenheft (Chiharu), and Aaron Dismuke (Ryoji) really shine with what little screentime they're given, but special thanks really need to be given to Hayden Davieu as Nobuko.

Nobuko is probably the best character in the series. She's Risa's best friend who tries to set the main couple up, but she quickly runs out of patience with their antics. Over the course of the localization, Nobuko became our favorite character to write. Her repetitive conversations with Risa quickly get more and more insane and we end up voicing our own frustrations through her more often than not, eventually headcanoning her as "hating Risa terribly, but there's only so many girls to hang out with in high school and it'll be over once we graduate, so what are you gonna do?". Hilariously, the series actually more-or-less confirms this angle by the last few episodes where Nobuko is actively hiding the fact she's moving away from Risa, probably because she knows Risa will freak out about it. Everyone else in the cast knows except Risa and Otani. It's very funny. We just happened to write Nobuko's breaking point a little earlier than the sub did.

Anyways, all of that is to say, Lenti and I spent a long time on this dub. I'm very, very proud of the work we did. I think we turned an unremarkable and frustrating 3/10 show into a pretty funny and mostly watchable 7/10. I want to show off what we did! However, I don't really want to recommend that people watch LoveCom in order to see it.

Listen, I'm not telling you not to get the blu-ray. There's a lot of good bits in this show that aren't in the above compilation. There's also a sizeable blooper reel on there made by Piph that's blu-ray exclusive, and I'm a snob for blooper reels and I think it's actually good. But! Hopefully after reading this explanation you can tell why I'm so :/ hmmmm about this franchise, if you know what I mean.

This is one of those series that was written by a very strange person, kinda like 50 Shades of Grey, and it just gets stranger and stranger the longer you look into it. The way all the characters talk and interact is wrong. The way Risa is painted as the good guy despite makes exclusively bad decisions makes everything feel like it's written by a woman with "I HATE drama!!!" in her Twitter bio and then five separate callout tweets right below it. You get the sense the author sees the world the same way Risa Koizumi does, and Risa Koizumi as a character only makes sense if she is a psychopath who does not understand human empathy.

Of note: The mangaka also makes a cameo in the final episode of the anime. She shows up as a fashion designer and everybody praises how pretty and talented she is. She then tells Risa "It's my job to make you look good!"

I think you failed, ma'am.

Lenti was the head writer on this and all their decisions were final, but I did tell them that if we didn't cut the characters praising the mangaka out of that episode in our dub, I would quit the co-writing position on the spot.

Just for fun, I've also got a little compilation of screenshots from when I was digging into the other versions of LoveCom and messaging Marissa about it. I think some of these are funny. Maybe you will too!

Oh, and before I forget, I also wrote the english lyrics for Shoganeze, the Umibozu song that appears a few times throughout the series.

That "Sea Monk" joke near the end of the compilation is probably the most obtuse gag in the entire dub, and I hope some long-time LoveCom fans appreciated it.

In the original subtitles, the rapper that Risa and Otani obsess over is called "Sea Monk" instead of Umibozu, probably because it was translated in 2007 and keeping the name of a mythological Japanese creature might've confused US viewers back then. We reverted this change and kept "Umibozu" as the rapper's name, so this is a meta gag where Otani hears "Sea Monkey" and asks if Risa is referring to "Sea Monk." This joke is so stupid. I'm so happy they let us put it in there.

My favorite line in the dub will always be "Good line, no notes."

Nobuko had a nonstop slew of absolutely insane lines in the sub that were terrible and made no sense (see that bonkers constipation line from the live action in the imgur linked above. They were like that). 99% of the time we changed these, but by that writing session we were absolutely exhausted and tired of fixing them. I think one of us saw that in the subtitles, said "Good line, no notes," sarcastically, and then we both said "Fuck it, that's what Chiharu is saying now."

Similarly, Otani talks about slapping Risa nonstop in the sub. We removed almost all of those except maybe one or two instances because having your leading man's catch phrase be "I am going to physically assault you" is not great.

I tried to put in my favorite line deliveries and my favorite gags we wrote into the show in the above compilation. What was your favorite line? Do you have any questions about the production? I'd be happy to answer them, if I can. Leave a question below!


In his own words :

Sample of his dub

Of course, if there’s one things anime fans hate more than anything, it’s westerners who feel their politics are superior coming in and heavily changing the script. Normally this is them bitching about loli content, but lately they’ve been pushing back against a lot of the tranny shit too, and this entire situation has not gone over well.

Tons of criticism came in, resulting in a fairly basic press statement from the company that hired him>

Story is still developing, but its looking like he nuked his decade long career over a single blogpost.

Also while reading the twitter about this, apparently people discovered that he is into scat porn, which is just... I don't even know at this point
This is Bob just seeing a trend about localization and hopping on it.
 
14Feb#02
Jon Stewart says Biden is not like Trump because he has not run fraudlent businesses or be convicted of sexual assault. This said this election has put poor poor Demented Uncle Joe under more scrutiny than they do to Trump. "If barbarians are at the gate, you want Conan standing at the ramparts not...tuc-at-tat-tuc-at-tah".
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Sure, if we just ignore Biden selling out our country for decades, getting involved in all manner of corrupt business deals, blatantly interfering with other countries' governments so he can keep his money flowing, and being wildly inappropriate with women (and especially little girls), then I can see why someone would think Trump is worse. But I'm not going to do that, and nothing the overrated hack Jon Stewart can say will make me.
14Feb#11
Washington Post (archive) reports a self-driving Tesla crashed into a tree and killed the Tesla employee who test-drove it.
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If you are incapacitated by alcohol, you really should call a cab; if you are too ill to drive, call an ambulance. And if no one with common sense "ACTUALLY invents anything to 'Improve productivity'", where comes Superior Future? A high-tech future in which everyone fends for themselves and has too constantly look over his shoulder is solitary, poor, nasty and brutish -- even if you manage to live beyond 120, as Bobby fully expects himself to.

And yes, NEXT-LEVEL ALTRUISM. What exactly is it? Will it take a NEXT-LEVEL BEING, that we Believers call God, to bring off NEXT-LEVEL ALTRUISM?
Bob really does think that scientific progress is like a video game. Put X number of researchers on Y thing, and you'll get it in Z days. Any time it doesn't happen, it must be those regressive chuds at it again.

It's such a simple-minded view of things and a good illustration of how retarded Bob actually is. How is "clever selfish laziness" not "improving productivity?" If you don't take as much effort to do work, that's improving productivity. And practically zero things have been invented solely because someone was pure and noble; at the end of the day, everyone needs a paycheck.
It turns out that people generally have a lot more to say about something they hated than something they loved. There's only so much gushing you can do before you start repeating yourself; meanwhile, an absolute trainwreck like She-Hulk has plenty of material to mock and dissect. That people who hate it are still talking about it, while silly, doesn't mean that it was actually good.
These idiots really don't get it, do they? I'll break it down for them: if you make a movie that people are excited about, then they'll be interested in checking it out. It's really that simple. People like the Deadpool movies, they're happy that another is coming out under Disney when that seemed unlikely post-Fox buyout, they're gonna watch the trailer. They're not watching it because it's a multiverse story, or because it's an MCU movie, they're watching it solely for the two characters that still have a strong fan following (one of whom only shows up as a shadow!).

God, I really could do media criticism better than 90% of these slack-jawed morons.
14Feb#30
Bobby worries about the "actual safety" of localizers.
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I strongly doubt any critic wants physical harm to localizers, and that fact that the localizers shoehorn their inane politics into anime dubs tells me that they value their own ideologies more than their jobs.
There goes Bob, finding conspiracies again where there aren't any. You really don't need to be an AI techbro to be upset about localizers fucking up scripts, but of course Bob refuses to believe anything but the worst about his opponents. Fucking retard.
Granted, I prefer disclaimers over censorship, but the earliest Tomb Raider games aren't even thirty years old yet. If you're getting offended over shit that recent, then frankly, you should just not play any game ever again, or consume any media for that matter, lest your delicate sensibilities be trampled upon.
 
JelloApocalypse isn't a thing. He's a person. Almost a decade ago he made some real fun animations on youtube. He then made a lot of people mad with his 2016 VOTE video, a very dipshit video yelling at people to vote otherwise fascism would win. His popularity and interest in him tanked after that. The recent thing has something to do with him working with trannies and people finding out he's into scat porn. You can read a breakdown of it here.
I'm not an expert on anime but one of the things I've noticed is that certain anime are lower on the totem pole than others. Non-X-rated anime with sexual themes, for example, are down near the bottom, along with anime where the primary audience is girls. Action anime for boys, however are near the top. This means that I normally see bragging from unprofessional anime localizers and dub actors mostly about how they messed with those two types of animes. So, you'll hear about how they are owning the chuds by changing Prison School or Lovely Complex, but they are usually more careful about how they handle stuff like Bleach or Jujutsu Kaisen.

Lovely Complex, from everything you describe and that you quoted from him, sounds like it got absolutely destroyed. Which I guess is what Diskotek hired him to do. They're probably just throwing him under the bus for bragging about it, rather than being mad about what he did.
 
Bobby wants America to be less male and less straight -- in other words, more lesbuns please!!!!
Bob thinks his problem is being surrounded by 'straight white males' (of which he is one!) but it's really Democrats.
RMBIR. I bet he can't even tell the person who he's calling not-a-person doesn't have English as their FIRST language.

Quick! Some :epik: jump on a grammatical/spelling error Bob makes and use it as a club to beat him over the head with how not-a-real-person HE is!

Now imagine two of her living together not having sex. Sorry to ruin the mystery.
Bob is clearly unaware of the phenomenon "Lesbun bed death".
 
[2024.02.14-01] AOC says if Trump is elected president again, "We do not know if there will be a verifiable next election that has integrity," as if the last election had verifiable integrity!
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And if there's the threat of actual democracy happening this year, don't worry: Democrats will print new ballots find more votes harvest new loyal Democrat voters.



[2024.02.14-02] Jon Stewart says Biden is not like Trump because he has not run fraudlent businesses or be convicted of sexual assault. This said this election has put poor poor Demented Uncle Joe under more scrutiny than they do to Trump. "If barbarians are at the gate, you want Conan standing at the ramparts not...tuc-at-tat-tuc-at-tah".
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Odd, because I don't recall the American media questioning Fuckwit in Chief Biden's motives nor his actions at all since 2020.

...if we just ignore Biden selling out our country for decades, getting involved in all manner of corrupt business deals, blatantly interfering with other countries' governments so he can keep his money flowing...
Trump is, as far as I know, the only President whose own monetary value actually went down during his administration.

...and being wildly inappropriate with women (and especially little girls)...
But not grabbing by the pussy, in which Trump bragged about those ladies letting you do so--which implies consent.

(For the record, if I had a daughter and Biden even dared approach her and try to put his nose in her hair... well, let's just say I'd be the one responsible for upgrading Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris' ride from Air Force Two to Air Force One for the next eleven months.)

then I can see why someone would think Trump is worse...
Because Trump's not a Democrat and can't get away with any of that crap.

[2024.02.14-03] Instead of Conan, we have warriors like Big Al who wants to open the gate to let in the barbarians.
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As if Moviebob genuinely cares about any of those invaders' welfare.



[2024.02.14-04] It is MAGA, not diabetes or obesity, that Bobby counts as the threat to his life.
Really? I thought it was Moviebob's virulent anger.

Blue MAGA is a contradiction.



[2024.02.14-05]
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According to Leftists, journalists are only purveyors of truth if they adhere to Democrat narratives. How else do you explain Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name") and FiC Biden got elected?



[2024.02.14-06]
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Yes, Bob, you are misinformed. You always have been.



[2024.02.14-08] Bobby wants America to be less male and less straight...
And less American by being more Democrat-controlled.

...-- in other words, more lesbuns please!!!!
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Why would anyone want to see more Moviebob when Moviebob is already a humanoid manifestation of all the world's evils?



[2024.02.14-09]
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Terrified of another Trump presidency? I've been awake for the past 37 months. After this literal dismantling of America under Biden's literal shitshow these past three years, I'll happily take Trump 2.0! I may not like the end results, but at least it'll be better than the vegetable we currently have!



[2024.02.14-11] Washington Post (archive) reports a self-driving Tesla crashed into a tree and killed the Tesla employee who test-drove it.
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Again, Moviebob reads and shares headlines. Moviebob rarely reads the actual text of the articles attached to those headlines.

If you are incapacitated by alcohol, you really should call a cab; if you are too ill to drive, call an ambulance. And if no one with common sense "ACTUALLY invents anything to 'Improve productivity'", where comes Superior Future? A high-tech future in which everyone fends for themselves and has too constantly look over his shoulder is solitary, poor, nasty and brutish -- even if you manage to live beyond 120, as Bobby fully expects himself to.
Moviebob'll be lucky to make it half that far.



[2024.02.14-20]
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I still imagine Moviebob going "[Beavis & Butt-Head laugh] Micky Mouse balls" when I see that inverted Mickey Mouse logo.



[202.02.14-24] SAG-solidarity: being jealous that an actor lands another job.
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Me: "Let's see here: Union solidarity or finding a gig that helps pay the bills?" [five second pass] "Screw you, Film Actors Guild! I need the work."


[2024.02.14-26] The very existence of artists who use AI hurts artists who use traditional tools.
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So says a film editor whose video "essays" still uss the same clip art-quality faces more than a decade.



[2024.02.14-27] The anime dub bullshit now has a name: JelloApocalypse.
I'd like to know where they got that name. I'd also like to know why I suddenly have Bill Cosby's voice running through my head, uttering, "Now, why are you tryin' to disrespect the name of the Jell-O?"

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[2024.02.14-28]
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You don't matter, Bob. Give up.

[2024.02.14-29]
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But what does the word "patriarchy" has to do in an anime in the first place?
Damned if I know.

[2024.02.14-30] Bobby worries about the "actual safety" of localizers.
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I strongly doubt any critic wants physical harm to localizers...
Given Moviebob's desire to deal physical harm and/or murder those who voted against Führer Hillary...?

...and that fact that the localizers shoehorn their inane politics into anime dubs tells me that they value their own ideologies more than their jobs.
Correct.

[2024.02.14-31]
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@ilovethekircak1, you've been paying attenion and have my respect..



[2024.02.14-32]
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When Moviebob's biography gets published, the book should have something similar addressing Bob's rampant racism, rampant misogyny, rampant malevolence, recurring murderous desires...
 
14Feb#08
Bobby wants America to be less male and less straight -- in other words, more lesbuns please!!!!
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I predict, in the next ten years, straight white men will be making a comeback. Not by choice, but by necessity. Imported wetbacks and niggers are incapable of building or running the complex systems needed to run a first world country. Either that, or we truly will own nothing and be forced to be happy.
 
These idiots really don't get it, do they? I'll break it down for them: if you make a movie that people are excited about, then they'll be interested in checking it out. It's really that simple. People like the Deadpool movies, they're happy that another is coming out under Disney when that seemed unlikely post-Fox buyout, they're gonna watch the trailer. They're not watching it because it's a multiverse story, or because it's an MCU movie, they're watching it solely for the two characters that still have a strong fan following (one of whom only shows up as a shadow!).

God, I really could do media criticism better than 90% of these slack-jawed morons.
I get what you’re saying but you can’t expect dumb nerds like Bob and those other users to understand what you’re saying.
 
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