Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Bob really seems the type to think that he can have a civil war start, and then if its not going how it wants, he can just press the "Compromise" button and get back everything he had, minus one or two concessions. When in reality, once shits kicked off, only the winning side gets to dictate terms. Give them shit terms, and they'll say "No thanks, we'll keep taking what we want".
He honestly thinks any civil war will be fought by both sides lining up in open fields somewhere and just duking it out ,the idea that they'll fight on his street, in his city, or rather, just cut off his street or city by taking down power lines/roadways and leaving millions to fend for themselves without clean water and food, doesn't register.

He'd cry foul about it indeed, if the internet itself wouldn't be an early casualty of any fighting, we might actually hear him.
 
nuclear hot take: Bobby never did his own grocery shopping. His mommy always did it for him, even when he was living at Flooding Basement Hovel.

Or if he did, he's just really, really, REALLY fucking stupid and doesn't understand the cookie object lesson. Nor do the idiots underneath him replying.
NO, Bob. Failed joke about the stupidity of Air Force peons aside, they made Top Gun about the Navy, because, DUH, the United States NAVY Strike Fighter Tactics Instructor Program at Miramar is called "TOP GUN", thus that's what the BOOK was about, thus the Movie. They would have made it about the Air Force, if Top Gun at Miramar was an Air Force training school.
I don't get Bobby's reference.

Underpants Gnomes were characters on south park that stole underpants, had an unknown "phase 2" (?) and phase 3 was profit. This was the source of the ?????? PROFIT!!!! Meme. So basically what Bob is saying here is there's no step 2 in Peltz's plan to make the Rat Profitable again. Bob, the ever-clueless, joins in asking why Peltz didn't do this under Chapek. It's simple. Shit hadn't been recognized as all that bad under Chapek. They didn't think they NEEDED to, yet.
Bobby uses a term that a "homophobe" coined.
Bob goes full stopped clock mode here, and I can't fault him for it. I wish more people reacted like Bob did to this foolishness.
Bob the point is the cookie has gone up 5x since Biden took office. That is not low inflation despite your cope.
Bob, the cookie is a STAND-IN. The "cookie" could mean bread, milk, sausage, broccoli, ANYTHING. "Hurr durr just don't buy the cookie" BOB. CANADIAN MOTHERS, who pay way the fuck more for milk - currently sitting around average at 6-7 dollars Canadian A GALLON - than Americans ever did because of our retarded "Supply Management" system (read: any milk produced over quota because that's how cows work is ORDERED by the GOVERNMENT to be FLUSHED DIRECTLY INTO THE DRAIN and thus the price is kept high), ARE WATERING DOWN THEIR MILK FOR THEIR CHILDREN so they can at least still have SOME. Idiots at the dairy cartels (Multimillion dollar conglomerates) have equally stupid Canadians believing that the "supply management" system is why Canadian dairy products are so "high-quality". (Bullshit; it's the regulations, not the amount available, which is mutually exclusive). The point being, idiots like Trudope and Biden have policies that increase inflation because (aside supply management), both governments are doing the same retarded things: Borrowing too much money, and printing too much money, thus devaluing the dollar and making everything more expensive. IDK what the fed reserve did but the Bank of Canada raised interest rates to try to hold back inflation a hair. This caused the Liberals under True dope to crow that "our policies are working!"

Bob being economically illiterate, of course, is peak Bob.

Because abortion is the New York gangster version of "I'll take care of it for ya".
well that, and many feminists believe women are either dropping dead or An Heroing themselves because they're pregnant. Either An Heroing from desperation or dying of a "botched coat hanger Abortion" or even just dying from the EXTREMELY MINISCULE cases of lethal pregnancy, despite the fact that few abortions are ever about that.
 
Gas prices were bad under Adolf Trump
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Man you are so dumb... are you movieBob himself?

Otherwise we are all intently curious how you possibly have the brainpower to breathe.
 
Robert wants it, because he's a pudgy tub of lard that hasn't gone hungry a day in his life.
Then one must show him in person. This isn't even going into the English Civil War or the Spanish Civil War. Despite the name, those wars are anything but civil. Bodies were scattered, buildings were shot at and still show their scars to this day, and civilians were caught in the crossfire. Not even the dead were spared, as tombstones were used as cover. The moment a trickle of blood flows down Bob's street, he will have to eat his own words.
 
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Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 (ages 23 to 38 in 2019) is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward is part of a new generation.
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So, here's my question: Bob, born in 1981, is a Millennial according to multiple sources. Bob, however, likes to pretend he is a Gen Xer for reasons of severe mental retardation.
Being fair, most material targeted at me and the Blob seemed to refer to us as Generation X, and I never heard the word "Millennial" used at all by anyone til long after my own adulthood, and it seemed to be referring to younger people.

Bob still retarded though.

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Man you are so dumb... are you movieBob himself?

Otherwise we are all intently curious how you possibly have the brainpower to breathe.
For sure. If they were high under Trump, you don't wanna know how bad they were under Obama, then.
 
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Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 (ages 23 to 38 in 2019) is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward is part of a new generation.
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So, here's my question: Bob, born in 1981, is a Millennial according to multiple sources. Bob, however, likes to pretend he is a Gen Xer for reasons of severe mental retardation. So, we have this tweet, "my generation had better music but are worse people." However, since Bob isn't actually Gen X, the music he would have listened to as a teen, will likely be whatever was popular with Millennial teens.

So, for this Zen Koan, what music is Bob referring to?
That should have been in the wheelhouse of the Grunge era with people who would think a lot like him. Kurt Cobain etc. No idea what he is talking about unless he was trapped with a bunch of Hair Metal cassettes. But imagining his fat ass calling that better music would be a great plot twist.
 
06Mar#01
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Indeed, you should tell people you'll vote Trump because Trump is simply better

06Mar#02
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I don't support taking away workers' protection against heat stroke at all, still I don't know what does being a Believer has anything to do with the legislation.

06Mar#03
Democrat grift.
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06Mar#04
Senator Kyrsten Sinema reheats Biden's acceptance speech.
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Biden himself, and the trannies he chose in his cabinet such as Richard Levine and Sam Brinton, are the living proof that failing upwards is not just possible, it is very likely in politics.


06Mar#05
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06Mar#06
Breadtube drama. James Whoever left what many people consider a goodbye-world message. You can find the featured thread on KF's main page.
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"Organized, capital-backed online harassment" describes Breadtube to a tee, especially the capital-backed part. Yes, as Mimouroto will agree, Breadtube hates Bobby since Day One and Nick Parrott is not going to fuck him.

06Mar#07
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06Mar#08
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06Mar#09
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Eugenicists seek to make the world better; Bobby seeks to make the world worse, much worse.

06Mar#10
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Bobby retweeted a huge number of posts calling out on people blaming Donkey Kong Guy. Such a hard-working man; I hope Oliver Lennard and Nick Parrott notice him and let Bobby smell their stinkditches for once.

06Mar#11
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06Mar#12
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06Mar#13
Coffin sees Donkey Kong Guy everywhere.
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It is Bobby himself that is stupid and cruel, not the majority of people.


06Mar#14
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I have this thing downloaded but it is very long (28 minutes). Tor is the only reliable way to upload videos on KF but Tor is s-l-o-w. I've got to be away now so no, I cannot upload it now.

06Mar#15
Bobby explains the "Underpants Gnome" reference himself. His followers are unconvinced: Underpant Gnomes (like Bobby) have no logic; Trian Partners diagnose the problem, present their evidence, and propose solutions.
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06Mar#16
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Gojira007 is being his usual retarded self: in any large corporation there are thousands of obstacles and blind spots that prevent sensible proposals from actualizing, and The Rat is not just large, it is ideologically entrenched. Bobby's reasoning ("We own X,Y,Z, so why aren't we shooting these?") is pureile. If X, Y, Z consistently lose money and panned by critics, these should very least be frozen for a while. Let them go.

06Mar#17
Hey, but isn't South Park problematic?
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06Mar#18
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06Mar#19
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06Mar#20
Kirsten Dunst avoids the dark path of Timothée Chalamet.
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Is this supposed to be a win? Dunst implies she continues to do capeshit not because she loves it, not even because it is "fun".

06Mar#21
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Whether you're gay or not, you ought to find that She-Woke scene gross.

06Mar#22
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06Mar#23
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06Mar#24
Literal dogfight.
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06Mar#25
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It is, of course, Argylle. I'm fucking glad that shit flopped hard ($200M production costs; $92M global box office)

06Mar#26
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06Mar#27
Lesbo shit.
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06Mar#28
Like brother, like brother.
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06Mar#29
SJWs love to rage and accuse people of "victim blaming"; turns out they are all Olympic champions in that sport.
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Then we should tell gays, women, and coloreds that they are not hired not because we are discriminatory; we should just say the truth that they are not hired because they're more trouble than they are worth.

06Mar#30
Challenges the cherished tenet of liberal Hollywood, and you get character-assassinated.
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06Mar#31
WB strengthen their commitment to The Franchise That Must Not Be Named, planning to turn that setting into The Sims. Archive of Gamespot article.
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Whatever happened to "We own X,Y,Z, so why aren't we making things out of these"?

06Mar#32
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It is not as if having real actors, real directors, and real cameramen has delivered us from " bland content slop", and they don't even give us things that resemble what we like, see the She-Woke scene above (#21)

06Mar#33
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Some people are an annoyance and deserve to be replaced. The open letter.

06Mar#34
Bobby endorses "plagiarism" if "real artists" are employed to make the result less like plagiarism. It is as if copy-pasting other people's text into your paper is no longer plagiarism if you hire a wordsmith to move things round a bit.
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06Mar#35
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A&N.

06Mar#36
Toilet Swift.
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Whatever the first five words of the National Anthem are, Toilet Swift will utter "I suck cocks for money".

06Mar#37
Wrestling.
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With friends like that...

06Mar#38
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I grew up with this.
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I saw Bob commented on the Sweet Baby stuff, albeit in a limited way. Has he made any mention of the Nintendo emulators Yuzu and Critra being pulled from the internet due to Nintendo? It seems like something he'd have a strong opinion on (especially since it makes Nintendo look bad) but search turns up nothing.
 
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Anyone born between 1981 and 1996 (ages 23 to 38 in 2019) is considered a Millennial, and anyone born from 1997 onward is part of a new generation.
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So, here's my question: Bob, born in 1981, is a Millennial according to multiple sources. Bob, however, likes to pretend he is a Gen Xer for reasons of severe mental retardation. So, we have this tweet, "my generation had better music but are worse people." However, since Bob isn't actually Gen X, the music he would have listened to as a teen, will likely be whatever was popular with Millennial teens.

So, for this Zen Koan, what music is Bob referring to?
Well let's see, born in 81, that means he was a teen from 94 to 99. That was the post-grunge era, after Kurt's death, and when people started going back to pop rock and Ska became a thing. It was also when Alanis Morrissette released Jagged Little Pill and a bunch of producers tried to find her clones. We also know he's into Oscar hopeful ballads from the end of movies (My Heart Will Go On, Everything I Do (I Do It For You), stuff like that) so I doubt he was ever into classic rock. It's probably like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer tries to introduce the kids to his music and they yell that they hate his "stupid dinosaur bands".
Nobody wants another Antietam and another Gettysburg. Those two battles alone showed how destructive the American Civil War was.
Bob doesn't understand wartime casualties or destruction because movies never deal with the aftermath, that's usually when the credits roll. Outside of the opening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, we never saw people trying to fix up New York after Avengers, everything was just fine. At the end of Civil War, Zemo talked about losing his loved ones in Age of Ultron, but we didn't actually see it so Bob won't associate it. Plus he's the villain and evil can be dismissed.

If an army rolled through his suburb, he'd come back the next day not able to understand why everything isn't back to how it was before the conflict. A month later, he'll be complaining about how awful the government is for not magically fixing everything by this point.

I saw Bob commented on the Sweet Baby stuff, albeit in a limited way. Has he made any mention of the Nintendo emulators Yuzu and Critra being pulled from the internet due to Nintendo? It seems like something he'd have a strong opinion on (especially since it makes Nintendo look bad) but search turns up nothing.
He never really cared about games, he just wanted to be on the winning side of the console wars and GamerGate. He cares enough to wave his dick around and pretend he was at one point an expert, and that's it.
 
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No, Bob is not quitting Youtube. It's just another overly-long update vlog with his usual shitty greenscreen and microphone.


TD;DW:
-Schlocktober last year was cut short due to Bob's HDD finally dying on him.
-He then vents and rambles for a good 20 minutes about Youtube and how he's struggling to keep up
-Bob mentions how he enjoys making Schlocktober videos and hard it's become because of his technical issues.
-He says It reminds him of back when he worked in video store retail, socializing with the customers and recommending movies to strangers.
-Mr. Chipman finally stops rambling and announces a new video series about him reviewing old movies, outside of Schlocktober.


@Positron should have a local archive up soon, god knows with the state of the farms it's hard enough for anyone to upload a video to the site these days.
 
, the cookie is a STAND-IN. The "cookie" could mean bread, milk, sausage, broccoli, ANYTHING. "Hurr durr just don't buy the cookie" BOB. CANADIAN MOTHERS, who pay way the fuck more for milk - currently sitting around average at 6-7 dollars Canadian A GALLON - than Americans ever did because of our retarded "Supply Management" system (read: any milk produced over quota because that's how cows work is ORDERED by the GOVERNMENT to be FLUSHED DIRECTLY INTO THE DRAIN and thus the price is kept high), ARE WATERING DOWN THEIR MILK FOR THEIR CHILDREN so they can at least still have SOME. Idiots at the dairy cartels (Multimillion dollar conglomerates) have equally stupid Canadians believing that the "supply management" system is why Canadian dairy products are so "high-quality". (Bullshit; it's the regulations, not the amount available, which is mutually exclusive). The point being, idiots like Trudope and Biden have policies that increase inflation because (aside supply management), both governments are doing the same retarded things: Borrowing too much money, and printing too much money, thus devaluing the dollar and making everything more expensive. IDK what the fed reserve did but the Bank of Canada raised interest rates to try to hold back inflation a hair. This caused the Liberals under True dope to crow that "our policies are working!"

Bob being economically illiterate, of course, is peak Bob.
Part of his economic ineptitude is that he lives at home. Mom makes most of his meals. He can't conceive actually worrying about the price of food because he never buys it. He doesn't think about making it last, Ma Chipman makes sure he's well fed.
06Mar#01
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Many people voted for Trump over Biden last night because they can remember when things were cheap and the world was peaceful. Ostracizing the swing voters who just want cheaper bills is Cult behavior Bob.
There's a balance with costume design, and unlike Bob, I don't think someone is dumb by thinking a lot of superhero costumes are blobs of color and panel lines. Personally I think it depends what you're going for.
Dick measuring about your first OS. Ironic considering Bob's "skill" with computers.
Bob doesn't understand wartime casualties or destruction because movies never deal with the aftermath, that's usually when the credits roll. Outside of the opening of Spider-Man: Homecoming, we never saw people trying to fix up New York after Avengers, everything was just fine. At the end of Civil War, Zemo talked about losing his loved ones in Age of Ultron, but we didn't actually see it so Bob won't associate it. Plus he's the villain and evil can be dismissed.

If an army rolled through his suburb, he'd come back the next day not able to understand why everything isn't back to how it was before the conflict. A month later, he'll be complaining about how awful the government is for not magically fixing everything by this point.
War is bloody. Especially a potential future American Civil War. It may or may not go nuclear. If it did, even just using the "smaller" ones, like the W76 which can go as low as 5-7kt,
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would still be immensely destructive. If they hit Boston, Bob's neck of the woods, it wouldn't just be the blast, but radiation and 3rd degree burns. A Civil War 2 would kill lord knows how many. Bob cannot conceive this.
 
Dick measuring about your first OS. Ironic considering Bob's "skill" with computers.
I don't believe Bob's family owned an Amiga. The school he went to probably had an Amiga in the computer lab.
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Bob was 11 in 1992, so grammar school. You know what OS was out in 1992? Windows 3.1.
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Amigas had an interesting lifecycle in the arts, so there are reasons why a school would still have one in 1992. But Bob is acting like he's old because he was using an old computer when it was already old, in order to "own the younglings."
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Bob was 4 years old when the software he is bragging about using came out.
 

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I don't believe Bob's family owned an Amiga. The school he went to probably had an Amiga in the computer lab.
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Bob was 11 in 1992, so grammar school. You know what OS was out in 1992? Windows 3.1.
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Amigas had an interesting lifecycle in the arts, so there are reasons why a school would still have one in 1992. But Bob is acting like he's old because he was using an old computer when it was already old, in order to "own the younglings."
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Bob was 4 years old when the software he is bragging about using came out.
Unless he is saying he had a Amiga, given his ineptitude with tech, him using one at school is probably what happened. Which explains a lot if he waited till 11 to use computers.
 
In Bob's defense, I can understand why he maybe calls himself Gen X despite not technically being apart of the year span. Having been born right at the tail-end of the Gen X years, he maybe feels he was more immersed in the Gen X culture than the millennial one. I kind of feel similar having been born in the last years of the millennial and right before the onset of when the zoomers start. Those transition years between generations can be kind of blurry for those who were born in them.

I feel though that Bob always claims Gen X because it makes seem older and more in a position of authority when arguing with people online. Gen X has gotten much more of standing in society compared to millennials.
 
In Bob's defense, I can understand why he maybe calls himself Gen X despite not technically being apart of the year span. Having been born right at the tail-end of the Gen X years, he maybe feels he was more immersed in the Gen X culture than the millennial one. I kind of feel similar having been born in the last years of the millennial and right before the onset of when the zoomers start. Those transition years between generations can be kind of blurry for those who were born in them.

I feel though that Bob always claims Gen X because it makes seem older and more in a position of authority when arguing with people online. Gen X has gotten much more of standing in society compared to millennials.
I mean I get the culture thing. I'm a Zoomer, but I still remember Windows XP and PC games coming on DVDs. Still, I'd argue he doesn't act like gen x. His political retardation and constant tweeting about getting rid of stupid people is peak millennial brain rot.
 
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