Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

This is just over the half way mark and I'm tapping out. He has done nothing but ramble on about how algorithm is denying him success and provides not even a hint of evidence for his claims. He just states it. In reality, Bob is old and yet still a child. He's throwing his best passive aggressive, adult tantrum that he can because people do not watch him anymore and it's not his fault. All of this pissing and moaning and failed attempts at guilt tripping are the real reason for this video, not the supposed ad, or I guess he calls it a "pitch", for his new show

It's really Bob's ego at the end of the day isn't it? Despite all the misery and loneliness he feels he can't admit he's at fault for any of it. He expects the almighty algorithm to support him like all of the other breadtubers but when Bob finds out he's been stagnating all he can do claim that the algorithm itself is wrong, not him.
 
Bob couldn't handle the attention this sort of trash would get him:

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lmao I forgot his about his fanart.
I know he's not that great of an artist but I still say that he put a little bit of himself in the daughter.
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and a fun edit by a certain Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
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Moviebob doesn't either, as the bullshit "Thinkers vs. Believers" is a complete non seuqitur.
To Bob, Thinkers ™️ build, Believers ™️ destroy, because Believers ™️ are (allegedly) against Science ™️ (Bob: I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE, FRIENDO!) This despite the fact that many Believers ™️ were in fact, scientists that advanced the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah in their day, because as we all know, Bob thinks Believing ™️ and Thinking ™️ are mutually exclusive endeavors.
Ah, yes. A movie box that screams "dead teenager movie", a genre that Roger Ebert utterly despised.
Fucking amazing, considering Bob is aspiring to be the next Roger Ebert. To which, he's already halfway there in that he wears glasses, is fat, and has diabetes because while the balcony is closed, the snack bar is ALWAYS open.

USA should do what Canada figured out how to do. Once a bunch of mainly Muslim and surely socially conservative parents figured out what's actually going on in schools (thanks, COVID and Zoom!), they turned against their Liberal masters and assembled en masse, chanting "LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE!" A viral clip has two young muslim boys (about preteen age and a bit younger) stomping on a bunch of little rainbow flags that were scattered on the ground, at the behest of their hajib'ed mothers. If the Right in the USA could do similarly, shit would go sideways for the (D) so fast it wouldn't even be funny. I don't think even half of these illegals are SO commie that they wouldn't gasp in horror at the Genderbread Person and Heather Has Two Mommies.
 
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Shame! When I saw a thread about this on /tv/, I was just about ready to celebrate.
Not because I hate CinemaRobert, mind you, but because him retiring would mean less competition for my personal pick of LOTY (Lolcow of the Year) 2024, Patty Tomlinson
bob will never be lolcow of the year, he's too much of a loser, he is no one's competition
 
Didn't they have a cringe gender reveal party at their house where Lesser Brother coyly implied a third gender? I wanna say it was a few months ago. @Positron posted it I think.
No recollection of it.

@Positron should have a local archive up soon
I'll see if I can upload it in the next update, which won't happen for the next 15 hours.

Sempre Fi to Ralph for having survived the Youtube equivalence of Navy Seal training. I speculate that Bobby has the sads because the rest of the MatPat crew ditched him for good.
He tries to explain why there have been so few Big Pictures the past few months while ignoring the entirety of last year. His reasons, in part, are:
  • The ones that came out are longer.
  • Feeling down/self care (his words)
  • Lack of money
  • Working on more regular stuff/gigs "stuff that's gonna pay immediately rather than accruing money on youtube or patreon"
Not covid!!! What a relief!!!

But the fact is, just simply asking people for money...when I don't have anything concrete to sell back for it rather...other than keep doing this show...is just something that's never sat comfortably for me.
It works for Jake Alley; it works for hundreds of other troons. I can't see why it won't work for Roberta Cassandra Chipman.

"(the algorithm) basically pushed itself into a scenario where if you are not as a creator making only one kind of video for your channel all of the time...you're going to lose money, lose subscribers, people get mad, you stop getting recommended
How would these people "lose money"? Given their time is valueless (i.e. they cannot find more profitable pursuits to invest their time on), the only cost of those videos are computer equipment and their upkeep, which isn't much. And don't people like Bobby brag about "exposure" all the time?

I'm not a 'well if we just overthrow capitalism' sort of guy because, well yes, of course, but you know I'm 42 I don't have time to wait around for the revolution. I'm hungry now and thanks to a little thing called experience I have good reason not to trust the revolutionaries"
The only revolution Bobby will see in his lifetime is the AI revolution. All these "video essayists" will be rendered obsolete by photorealistic AI-generated waifus. If Bobby thinks Youtube is slim picking today, he won't like its Superior Future.
 
Interesting that Bob never shows off this digital art. It's a quick and easy way to get attention online.
I imagine some of it showed up in old Game Overthinker videos, maybe that's why he hasn't tried to show it off as something separate. Or maybe he just deleted it, or didn't have access to it because it was on his schools Amiga and he doesn't have one.
"At at this point I am *very pregnant pause* you're tired of hearing me talk about...not having uh the the means to...put the shows back together and get plans back together the way that I want to because I've been talking about it since...the middle of the pandemic and coming back from...if you're a follower if you're a patron you know the situation. Things are not going great...getting better, not fast enough, not happy about it...I don't like talking about it you don't like hearing about it. It is what it is when I have more concrete things to say about it I will but I don't like to be a downer about it because...things are worse for more people and that is what it is."
This video sounds like quite the wild ride. I must watch it some day to see Bob wallow in his own self-inflicted misery.
 
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Bob can blame the algorithm all he wants, the fact is that his downfall has been predominantly his own fault.

(I'll start with a caveat: YouTube's algorithm is notoriously obtuse and awful, and it's a lot of guesswork as to what will get your channel promoted. The latest thing seems to be pushing Shorts on people, but even then, as Bob found out, you still might not get picked up. So while I'm still laying most of the blame at Bob's feet, YouTube doesn't make it easy.)

For starters, Bob has squandered basically every opportunity that's come his way. He got in on the ground floor when the idea of posting your own reviews online for others to watch was just getting started, and he managed a decent following and consistent views talking about both movies and video games. However, he let his personal channel flounder as he got hired by one site or another, until either he got fired or the site shut down and he moved on to the next, but in the process his channel stopped getting recommended to people. In between jobs, he had his Pixels review go viral, which he could have used as a springboard to go freelance full-time, but he wanted the "prestige" of working for a bigger name and thus didn't capitalize on it, making his channel languish further. The result is that he's basically entirely on his own now, only in a much worse position than he'd be if he would have focused more on his solo efforts before.

Another issue is that Bob refuses to collaborate with anyone else for some reason. If you look at a lot of the bigger YouTube channels, they're either group efforts or they're solo creators that frequently reach out and collab with other channels. That networking allows for viewers of one personality to find others that they might enjoy as well, because if the person you're watching likes this other guy, then you probably will too. It's likely that this is also part of how the algorithm will recommend channels to you.

Bob doesn't do this. Sure, he'd say that he collaborates with the Theorist channels when he skims Wikipedia for them, but that's not even close to the same thing. Bob doesn't have discussions with other YouTubers, Bob doesn't work on videos where he and someone else play a part, he simply keeps himself confined to his own little bubble. The most he's done is the occasional discussion with his brother, but that hardly counts. Hell, when YMS offered to have him on for a back-and-forth about something (I think it had to do with not finishing a movie before reviewing it, though he clearly stated as much), he firmly declined because, hilariously, he thought that YMS was trying to ride his coattails (never mind that he has 10x the subscribers).

And that leads me to his other major issue: his attitude. Bob clearly feels that success is owed to him, not from anything he's done, but simply by virtue of who he is. He believes himself to be an ubermensch that people should be listening to, praising even, and the fact that they're not clearly means that there are forces conspiring against him to keep him down. In this case, it's not the many things he hasn't done to support his channel, it's that damn algorithm. And he states this all with a wholly undeserved smug sense of self-assurance. His ship is gonna come in any day now, just you wait, chuds!

Rather than do some soul searching and realize that it's his negative demeanor that's causing his problems, he wallows in anger and rage, shouting impotently into the void at all hours of the day rather than working to improve himself. Of course, what else can one expect from a man who brags about deliberately sabotaging his therapy sessions when he was a kid? This is a man who will never actually get the help he so desperately needs, because he's too dumb and stubborn to take that first step.

And as much as he prides himself on not pursuing the "angry reviewer" route post-Pixels, it's clear that he really didn't have to. RLM first got mainstream attention through the Episode 1 Plinkett review (a mild form of "anger" tempered by excessive drunkenness), but they built an audience through their standard yet humorous new movie reviews and later branched out into other review formats (old B-movies, random VHS tapes, old movies they enjoy), to the point where they can put out random trivia shows and still get people to watch. YMS started out with longer teardowns of bad movies (hell, his channel is short for YourMovieSucks), but continued to maintain his audience through current reviews in a more toned down nature, as well as attending film festivals and getting word out about movies that his audience might not know about yet. And we can't forget about the anti-Bob, Critical Drinker, whose angry drunk persona gradually toned down to the point where he's generally just bemused by how bad a movie is rather than actually pissed about it, and he's even a published author and in the process of producing a short film based on his works.

What do they all have in common? They stuck with their channels and put in the work, they collaborate with others in a variety of ways (whether it's having guests on their shows or doing livestream discussions with fellow creators), and they maintain a fairly positive attitude. They've all had their missteps, but people continue to watch because above all, they remain entertaining.

I wrote a lot here, so apologies if you decided to read it all, but to summarize: Bob, you are your own worst enemy, fucking up your potential success over and over again. You lucked into this gig early on, but what worked 15 years ago just isn't going to cut it these days. Either learn how to do this shit properly (you can't even chroma key right, for fuck's sake!), or quit.
 
before i went out of vacation my motherboard decided to die. what i did? called a technician to my house, he changed the thing and my pc was working out 12 hours after the failiure. To do that you have to have money and for that you have to work a real job
just what the fuck kind of pc mobievov has that he had to:
drag the thing to a place instead of calling people over
wait 1 month to had it fixed
i have morbid curiosity about that shitbox specs
 
No recollection of it.
I know I've seen this video and I will tear these internets down to find it to prove myself right or never mention it again because I'm wrong.
Not covid!!! What a relief!!!
Oh no, my blue beard fren. The coof, or as he calls it the pandemic, was talked about before and already encompasses everything. So take those 4 excuses and wrap them up in warm and fluffy triple vaxxxxed blanket and you're set. Now that you mention it, it was kinda weird that he didn't mention it as well during that segment. Almost the entire video is redundant belly aching so it's actually more weird that he didn't talk more about it. He took a number of opportunities in his Marthbox to tell people how we are still in a pandemic. Maybe he has to drop the act so he can say things are better to help Biden? Who knows?
This video sounds like quite the wild ride. I must watch it some day to see Bob wallow in his own self-inflicted misery.
I'ma warn you, it looks and feels incredibly fake and it only lasts that first 4 or so minutes. Once that segment's done he never picks back up that "things are hard fam" vibe, at least up to where I stopped watching. There is no Wings of Redemption puppy whimper here. He shows no weakness, gives no specifics, and is the plucky hero of his own story. There's a very good chance you will be irritated and angry rather than amused.
before i went out of vacation my motherboard decided to die. what i did? called a technician to my house, he changed the thing and my pc was working out 12 hours after the failiure. To do that you have to have money and for that you have to work a real job
just what the fuck kind of pc mobievov has that he had to:
drag the thing to a place instead of calling people over
wait 1 month to had it fixed
i have morbid curiosity about that shitbox specs
The only thing he ever says that needed fixed/replaced was the hard drive. It just sounds like he had a complete hard drive failure and what took so long was the data recovery. The only reason that could've taken as long as it did is if he had to go to some specialized forensic data recovery thing. That certainly would've put him back a cool thou and would explain where all his alleged debt came in.
 
Completely unsurprising; Bob doesn't have to worry about the same bills as he has no children and no real responsibilities, so then he has the luxury to criticize others for prioritizing their own economic situation over the protection of Bob's precious PeeOhCees, Bundles of Sticks, Speds and Troons. Any of which who vote in this way will be immediately excommunicated by Bob from Personhood and told they are chickens voting for Colonel Sanders and voting against their own interests.
It gets me every time how he doesn't get it. Yes he doesn't pay for a lot of stuff, mom does. He should still be able to look at the price of gas and go "this is shit. Wasn't 4 years ago". His ability to think critically is ant sized.
Another issue is that Bob refuses to collaborate with anyone else for some reason. If you look at a lot of the bigger YouTube channels, they're either group efforts or they're solo creators that frequently reach out and collab with other channels. That networking allows for viewers of one personality to find others that they might enjoy as well, because if the person you're watching likes this other guy, then you probably will too. It's likely that this is also part of how the algorithm will recommend channels to you.
It can't be understated his lack of network is killing his growth. People only hear about Bob when a video dunking on him gets made. That's because he has zero friends to back him up.
 
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I like how he put happy in quotes here. Like he thinks it is a made up word for something that doesn't really exist. This is good. I would not want Bob to ever feel happiness. He's a rotten bastard who deserves to be miserable.
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Bob has probably never met any Japanese people which means he must be asserting this based on Japanese media. Except I've never seen any Japanese media that is particularly racist against white people in the sense that Bob means unless we are going all the way back to WW2 Japanese propaganda. To be fair, Bob has watched more obscure Japanese media than me, but he should know that the low budget foreign schlock he eagerly consumes represents fringe societal attitudes (especially the porn, Bob).

The second tweet is even worse, because he assumes that "they all look alike to me" is the common American attitude. No Bob, that's just you. It's also a non sequitur to go from "Japanese are racist against whites" to "Japanese are racist against other Asians." I think Bob just wants to slander the Japanese here to support the California games industry. Classic Japan-bashing from Bob.
 
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