Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

My guess: Moviebob is a devout member of the James Gunn cult.
Well yeah, obviously, but it makes his hypocrisy all the funnier when he lambasts Snyder fanboys for being petulant manbabies, or how he bemoans filmbros who like Christopher Nolan or Denis Villeneuve movies. He does literally the exact same thing, praising Gunn and his creative decisions constantly and refusing to accept any criticism of him, but because Gunn is one of the Good Guys, that makes it okay in his eyes. And let's also not forget that Bob did interview Gunn once, long before his star rose, so that's why he continues this bizarre parasocial clinging, living vicariously through Gunn's success. He doesn't see himself as being hypocritical, it's just another battle in his long war of Good vs. Evil, Thinkers vs. Believers.

I've generally enjoyed Gunn's movies when I've watched them, but he's not some visionary auteur that's going to magically course correct DC on film after years of capeshit fatigue and an economy that's increasingly going in the shitter. That'd be a tough ask even in favorable conditions. Bob needs to quit slobbering his knob already.
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Hmm, I wonder is Bob actually a tough guy in real life or is he a physical coward? It's quite a mystery.
I know you're just being facetious, but Bob has always struck me as the type of person who talks shit from behind a keyboard or phone, but would pussy out of any sort of actual confrontation in real life. He's mentioned how he used his "physical presence" to keep poor lesbian waifs safe at some gay protest thing, but I think that's the extent of it. People saw a big mongoloid around, they didn't want to test whether he has retard strength, and Bob chalks that up as a win to his fighting credentials. If someone actually took a fist to his flabby jaw, though, he'd go down in an instant.

Brag about how you're so tough because you're from Bahstahn all you like, Bobby, we all know you're a pussy.
 
He does literally the exact same thing, praising Gunn and his creative decisions constantly and refusing to accept any criticism of him, but because Gunn is one of the Good Guys,
You keep forgetting. Gunn isn't just a Good Guy. Gunn is Bob Himself.
I arrive at that position for a number of reasons, the absolute bottom-rung least of which are that I really love the GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY movies, I’d like to see them wrap up as planned, I’ve followed and enjoyed Gunn’s career for about as long as he’s had one (all the way back to the Troma era), I think he’s enormously talented and his film geek turned schlock-horror journeyman turned arthouse bad-boy turned blockbuster superhero auteur reminds me of a life-arc I’d pictured for myself (still sort-of do, if we’re being honest here…) once upon a time and I’ve always felt a tinge of personal-investment in his success and self-improvement because of that.

Seriously though, digging up that quote again... man that long article is worth a read. We should really add it to our Brick by Brick repertoire as Bob moments to remember.

BTW, this was the interview in question: https://www.escapistmagazine.com/superman/

Also in the process, I came across... this article. Just... I need someone to help me analyze and pick it a part. It is to our shame we haven't examined this before...
So you might have heard that I’m a eugenicist.​
I’m not, of course. Very few people are anymore, in the strictest technical sense of the word, and for good reason. “Eugenics” – the modern scientific name assigned to the somewhat ageless concept of trying to improve the human species through controlled breeding and population control when a certain movement of late 19th and early 20th Century scientists, philosophers and sundry thinkers began to discuss applying then-modern understandings of genetics, evolution and social-science to it – had a relatively brief shelf-life as a meaningfully-popular idea in the developed world before seeing it carried to its logical extreme in the form of Nazi “Master Race” ideology and the Holocaust. Still, it was prominent and “popularly advocated” for long enough to leave an ugly legacy even apart from that: Forced sterilization, racially-charged marriage/cohabitation laws, the works. Bad, bad, bad scene all around; one that every decent person regardless of ideology or outlook would (to my way of thinking) reject and denounce as I do.
What does that have to do with me? Well… social media, shitty jokes (mine), disingenuous people with a lot of time on their hands and people who have trouble not hitting back even when it’d be for their own good (also me.)​
Short version: I put a lot of effort into staying sharp and behaving with a composure that befits the professional/intellectual caliber I try to invest in my work… none the less, I frequently fail at it, because no matter how book smart and “academic” I can affect – that’s just not where I’m from and it’s not the core of who I am, or where I’m from or how I came up. I won’t play at being some kind of “street-tough bad-ass made good, either;” but suffice to say what’s in my blood when it comes to any kind of conflict is: You hit me, I hit back. You tell me to fuck off, I tell you to fuck off. You talk about my mother, I talk about your mother. It takes a lot for me to not hit back even when it’s in my interest not to, and the instinct is especially hard to resist when the “fight” is here in the ephemera of The Internet where the “hits” are just words and I tend to feel like I have an advantage to start with.​
So… yeah, I get into a lot more “Oh yeah? Well fuck you too, pal!” back-and-forths over (often) meaningless bullshit on dumb forums like Twitter than I probably should, and it frequently comes in the form of attempting to “cleverly” turn someone’s bad opinions back onto them.​
And since over the last 4-5 years or so the bulk of folks taking swipes at me and mine in such spaces tend to be coming from the right-wing/alt-right space (first with “gamergate,” then with the Trump campaign and subsequent presidency); that’s meant I’ve spent a lot of troll-smacking time doing that turnabout/reversal bit to various stripes of bigots, white-nationalists, isolationists, “race-realists” and so on: “Oh, you’re the Real Americans? Actually, you’re in demographic decline and the country is gonna look much more like where I am than where you are in a generation.” “Oh, you’re a Real Man and I’m some liberal beta cuck? Actually, your job is probably gonna get automated out of existence in a few years and my Blue State tech/commerce/culture-economy taxes will be paying for you and your state’s life-support – ain’t natural selection a mother?” That kind of thing – sometimes (okay, most of the time) with more colorful language and a rambling tangent thread to over-explain the joke because I don’t know when to knock it off.​
And speaking of not knowing when to knock it off, since that kind of thing tends to get my self-righteous streak up, those rambling-tangents can (and do) often spill over into more florid rants about “societal evolution,” technology, geopolitics and admittedly cheesy word-salads about “the superior future versus the superior past” or somesuch. What’s wrong with that? Well, apart from sounding like the visionary-crackpot older scientist in a pre-WWII pulp adventure story, not too much – especially since I won’t pretend not to believe in such things in a big picture sense: I’m an unapologetic technophile, scientific-utopian, futurist, globalist, post-nationalist… whatever other word describes the component parts of a general philosophy that wants human civilization to hurry up and A.) automate to the point where physical prowess is no longer a determinant factor of social mobility (while intellectual prowess is, perhaps more determinant than ever) and B.) advances in travel, commerce, communication and resource-management have reduced the need for strict and contentious national borders. Now, plenty of people disagree with those outlooks, sure – but I hardly think they make me particularly threatening.​
(Moreover, I tend to be a political pragmatist about the same: Barring undue harm to others, whatever puts me closer to those ideals I’m for, what takes me further away I’m against – right, left, center… generally not where I like to concern my thinking. If anything, my “philosophy” would be closer to technocratic – note the small “t” and this subsequent acknowledgement that “Technocracy” as an actual system of government would all but certainly be a disaster… but that’s a different post.)​
 
My home internet is borked and won't be fixed til tomorrow. I'm bumming public wifi and can't make screenshots til it is fixed. Here are what I got yesterday before the outage.

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But if you hold the wrong opinion about art / entertainment / media, you are not a person.

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Someone brings up a counter-example. One Piece, whose fans are obnoxious to the extreme yet they were pleased by the live-action TV show.
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Bobby is wrong (as always). Anime attracts spergs, and spergs hate changes and inconsistencies. In the case of One Piece, the fans terrorized TV Tropes for years over the term "nakama". And I can't see trying to please wokescolds is any better than trying to please fans.

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Madame Web.
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Winnie The Pooh - Blood And Honey is just the beginning of a multiverse.
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A&N thread on The Verge's clickbait.

D&D is now wheelchair accessible.
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Youtube, the platform that Matters, joins in the AI fray.
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Bobby fantasizes about corrupting AI language models and encourages users to commit suicide.
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I'm sure Bobby has the same experience too.

Not voting Biden means you want Bobby to personally suffer.
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Can't you see what are the difference between Czarina and yourself Bobby? Czarina doesn't really want to see America burn -- and she indeed offers a way to prevent America from burning down, but you want to kill innocent people in earnest.

Certain clinician claims that in his practice, at least half of the men who commit suicide has no discernable mental illnesses like depression or bipolar disorder. He thinks that those men simply kill themselves because they "genuinely have a life that is no longer worth living", and they were "objectively realizing there is no way out".
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If Republicans need a psych therapist, Democrats need an occupational therapist. The world have seen how Hillary Rodham was being thrown into a car like a garbage bag, they can't let the same happen to Biden.
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Bobby doesn't know where his fairy small amounts of McD's come from.
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Leftover tranny drama.
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Jet-setting entrepreneur Oliver Lennard gets deadnamed.
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Also in the process, I came across... this article. Just... I need someone to help me analyze and pick it a part. It is to our shame we haven't examined this before...
Well, looking at this a few things:
So you might have heard that I’m a eugenicist.
I’m not, of course.
Bob is lying here. Bob doesn't agree with the old ideals of the eugenicists who wanted to breed a physically fit, aesthetically beautiful, very intelligent master race. He does have an idea of what his own master race should look like. It is made up of ugly, slovenly, physical disaster "thinkers" like him. Bob believes that people who don't think like he does are congenitally unintelligent and that they should die out. Do I have evidence for this? Why yes I do:
And speaking of not knowing when to knock it off, since that kind of thing tends to get my self-righteous streak up, those rambling-tangents can (and do) often spill over into more florid rants about “societal evolution,” technology, geopolitics and admittedly cheesy word-salads about “the superior future versus the superior past” or somesuch. What’s wrong with that? Well, apart from sounding like the visionary-crackpot older scientist in a pre-WWII pulp adventure story, not too much – especially since I won’t pretend not to believe in such things in a big picture sense: I’m an unapologetic technophile, scientific-utopian, futurist, globalist, post-nationalist… whatever other word describes the component parts of a general philosophy that wants human civilization to hurry up and A.) automate to the point where physical prowess is no longer a determinant factor of social mobility (while intellectual prowess is, perhaps more determinant than ever) and B.) advances in travel, commerce, communication and resource-management have reduced the need for strict and contentious national borders. Now, plenty of people disagree with those outlooks, sure – but I hardly think they make me particularly threatening.
Bob wants a horrible future where fat, slovenly losers like him are equal to fit supermen because robot slaves do all the work. But not AIs doing the intellectual work, I suppose. Bob presumes that in a world like that no one would bother with physical fitness, I suppose.

The end part where he says he doesn't want undo harm to others is another lie. He definitely wants the arrival of this future he dreams of to hurt for the people he doesn't like.
 
My home internet is borked and won't be fixed til tomorrow. I'm bumming public wifi and can't make screenshots til it is fixed.
Glad to hear you're still alive. I thought you died, or worse: that you had gone insane from the amount of garbage you wade through on our behalf.

Bobby doesn't know where his fairy small amounts of McD's come from.
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It's almost like Robert is an idiot who thinks his food comes from the restaurant (or grocery store). I kinda want him to go without his nuggies and beer for a day or two, just to see how he blames Republicans.

Certain clinician claims that in his practice, at least half of the men who commit suicide has no discernable mental illnesses like depression or bipolar disorder. He thinks that those men simply kill themselves because they "genuinely have a life that is no longer worth living", and they were "objectively realizing there is no way out".
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I know what Robert's trying to say, but he has no idea how statistics work. Besides, according to The Science (TM), people who believe the same things Robert does are more likely to be neurotic and have mental problems. You don't want to deny Science, do you, Robert?

Not voting Biden means you want Bobby to personally suffer.
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Can't you see what are the difference between Czarina and yourself Bobby? Czarina doesn't really want to see America burn -- and she indeed offers a way to prevent America from burning down, but you want to kill innocent people in earnest.
Robert wants all Republicans killed, but doesn't want to suffer. Coward. Your weakness disgusts me, Robert. A brave soldier of the Superior Future should be willing to sacrifice all for the Superior Future.
 
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[2024.03.19-01]
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But if you hold the wrong opinion about art / entertainment / media, you are not a person.
You're also not a person if you're not a member of the Vote Blue (No Matter Who) cult.



[2024.03.19-03]
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Let's hop in the WABAC:

Moviebob, 2021.09.23: "...'Jack Black as Bowser' vs 'Chris Pratt as Mario' sounds [...] like this is Illumination doing exactly what I was worried Illumination would do; i.e. make a 'MINIONS'-type meta comedy-spoof thing (i.e. the obvious easy route). [...] there was potential for something much, much bigger to be done with [the Super Mario Bros.] IP and it's frustrating to think [Illumination is] [...] going to aim for a grounder..."

Moviebob, 2023.08.21: "I don't want Chris Pratt or a "sound-a-like" to be the 'new' voice of Mario with Martinet retiring; but it WOULD be as good an opportunity as any for Nintendo to try for a fresh direction rather than contend with inevitable comparisons."

[2024.03.19-04]
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See Mr. Processor's post regarding the director of 2011's Sucker Punch, as Moviebob commits to another self-own.

[2024.03.19-05]
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News flash, @f_l_o_f_r: If you're not in Moviebob's inner circle of cronies and toadies, Bob's not going to answer your questions with any civility whatsoever.



[2024.03.19-19]
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I'm sure Bobby has the same experience too.
I doubt it. If Moviebob and Moviebob 2.0 (Sessler) are better off today than they were four years ago, they're experiencing a heightened level of blissful ignorance few could ever dare achieve.



[2024.03.19-20] Not voting Biden means you want Bobby to personally suffer.
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Well... yeah, we see no problem with Moviebob burning with the bad folk because Moviebob is bad folk.


[2024.03.19-22] If Republicans need a psych therapist, Democrats need an occupational therapist. The world have [sic] seen how Hillary Rodham was being thrown into a car like a garbage bag, they can't let the same happen to Biden.
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I'll take the narcissist who wants to end Democracy™ over the skeevy fuckwit who can't climb up a flight of stairs to Air Farce One, thankyouverymuch.


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Retweeted by Nazibob.



[2024.03.19-25] Bobby doesn't know where his fairy small amounts of McD's come from.
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Need I remind you that the red regions can easily survive without the blue; the blue zones are dead without the red. (If state-by-state, California would be the sole blue exception; if county-by-county, not so much.)
 
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Hmm, I wonder is Bob actually a tough guy in real life or is he a physical coward? It's quite a mystery.
He's a coward, plain and simple. That's why he wants OTHERS, not himself, to gas the MAGAnaiseghoulen in minecraft in the wastelands.
I'm calling BS on those abs AND those hips. IDK what they did to the nipples but that looks bullshit photoshop also. The mastectomy scars look legit tho.
Bob is lying here. Bob doesn't agree with the old ideals of the eugenicists who wanted to breed a physically fit, aesthetically beautiful, very intelligent master race. He does have an idea of what his own master race should look like. It is made up of ugly, slovenly, physical disaster "thinkers" like him. Bob believes that people who don't think like he does are congenitally unintelligent and that they should die out.
Bob thinks this isn't Eugenics because it's Thinkers ™️ vs Believers ™️ rather than the "Ubermenschen vs Untermenschen". He doesn't realize this is STILL Eugenics because no matter what Bob's criteria are for denying oxygen in the wastelands, it's still a criteria that separates the Superiorly Evolved from the Obsolete Undesirables. It doesn't have to be genetic (though Bob seems to suffer the misapprehension that voting (R) is largely genetic in nature).
It's almost like Robert is an idiot who thinks his food comes from the restaurant (or grocery store).
Nah, he thinks it all comes from California.
Well... yeah, we see no problem with Moviebob burning with the bad folk because Moviebob is bad folk.
Bob needs to get out of Sodom and Gomorrah to avoid getting "burned", as he calls it. I swear to Gawd, if Bob lived in Sodom or Gomorrah, he'd be right alongside Lot's wife as a pillar of salt rendered fat.
I'll take the narcissist who wants to end Democracy™ over the skeevy fuckwit who can't climb up a flight of stairs to Air Farce One, thankyouverymuch.
As narcissists go, Trump's not the worst. The even worse narcissist also has what appears to be a type of dementia or something and also likes to sniff kids' hair for some crazy reason. Funny how everybody's so willing to diagnose Drumpf with narcissism (the grandiose type if he is, but not a malignant one IMO), but ignore all the narc red flags flying out of Sleepy Joe's mouth.

Need I remind you that the red regions can easily survive without the blue; the blue zones are dead without the red. (If state-by-state, California would be the sole blue exception; if county-by-county, not so much.)
Bob doesn't comprehend the reason there's so much "empty" land in Red States: You need LOTS of land to grow food (or have National Parks).
 
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I'm going to have to do my best to refrain from writing a fucking book on this because of how wrong Bob is yet again.

Bob once again insists that there is a meaningful difference between "fans" and "audience," that fans will gladly consoom any slop that has their favorite logo on it no matter what, letting you do anything you want to appeal to your hypothetical broader audience. As evidence, he offers a single example: that some people are paying money for a Super Mario Bros. DVD, a movie that I don't think has a single unironic fan (it is at least somewhat fun as a so-bad-it's-good movie).

Bob fails to mention how fan engagement is what often drives broader audiences to get into what they're into, as well as how fan goodwill can very easily be burned up in an instant. All it takes is one bad entry and you can lose a huge chunk of your fanbase overnight, and with it all the momentum that they helped with. You don't need to do everything they want because yes, sometimes their ideas aren't great, but you should aim to deliver something that doesn't actively fuck them over.

For a perfect example, look at how Kathleen Kennedy mismanaged Star Wars in the worst way, with TLJ immediately fucking up the sequel plans and burning countless longtime fans of the series by shitting on its most iconic hero. Where was the broader audience after that, Bob? Shouldn't they have been turning out in droves to make this subversive masterpiece as popular as TFA, as well as every movie afterward? Why is it that they couldn't replicate the success of the fanservice-laden TFA? Why is Star Wars today nothing more than a collection of mid TV shows that are intended to drive subscriptions to Disney+?

But hey, I'm willing to accept Bobby's conceit that fans are the worst judges of how a story should go in one case in particular. Remember, Bob has admitted to autistic rage that Yoshi's Island stated that the Mario Bros. were native to the Mushroom Kingdom, and to this day he wants them to be Brooklyn natives. Bob, a Mario fan, is indeed the worst person to make decisions on Mario lore. Of course, he won't admit to this hypocrisy, because this is Bob we're talking about.
Someone brings up a counter-example. One Piece, whose fans are obnoxious to the extreme yet they were pleased by the live-action TV show.
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Bobby is wrong (as always). Anime attracts spergs, and spergs hate changes and inconsistencies. In the case of One Piece, the fans terrorized TV Tropes for years over the term "nakama". And I can't see trying to please wokescolds is any better than trying to please fans.
Yeah, Bob's once again full of shit, weebs will sperg about everything. The One Piece adaptation did as well as it did because Oda was involved every step of the way; he wanted to ensure that the series would be good for the fans, and the result is that it got a lot of positive buzz that led to a much wider audience than it would have otherwise. See what I mean about how fans drive broader engagement?

And as for the Dragon Ball movie, nobody went to see it, Bobby, not even the fans. It debuted in eighth place domestically and only slid down from there, and it didn't even make twice its budget. See what happens when you don't make something that fans will enjoy?
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Bob, you could just ignore the existence of these movies instead of advocating for perpetual copyright. Y'know, like everyone else does.
Lil' pooner with his airbrushed abs has a constant look of misery and dejection. Trannies view this as normal because they are depressed men.
D&D is now wheelchair accessible.
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I'm really fucking tired of the combat wheelchair debate (we've already sperged about it on the farms and I've seen it in multiple cow threads), but Bob using the fucking vending machine gag isekai as a point of how a wheelchair makes sense in a setting where you can just magically heal broken legs is a new level of stupid I didn't realize we'd reached.

Remember, the people who demand that their character be handicapped are either doing it for virtue signaling, or to be an asshole. Any DM worth their salt will impose multiple stat penalties on them until they knock it off.
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I'm sure Bobby has the same experience too.
Well, you also got hired for that G4 reboot before it fell to pieces in only a couple months, so forgive me if I don't believe that everything's sunshine and roses for you, Mr. Sessler. How's that coke habit going?
Certain clinician claims that in his practice, at least half of the men who commit suicide has no discernable mental illnesses like depression or bipolar disorder. He thinks that those men simply kill themselves because they "genuinely have a life that is no longer worth living", and they were "objectively realizing there is no way out".
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It's shit like this that actually starts to tilt me, so forgive me for a moment:

Bob, you're 43, you're a virgin who lives at home with his mom, you have no worthwhile skills, you have no actual job, you have no friends, you spend all day bitching on Twitter about shit you know nothing about, and none of this is ever going to get better. You literally have a life that's not worth living. The only reason you haven't killed yourself is because you lack any amount of self-awareness that would make you realize how meaningless your existence is.

But please, continue to fantasize about how much better things would be if your enemies offed themselves. We're all dying to hear that old gem again.
 
I'm going to have to do my best to refrain from writing a fucking book on this because of how wrong Bob is yet again.
It's a book I'll read all day and twice on Sunday.
Bob once again insists that there is a meaningful difference between "fans" and "audience," that fans will gladly consoom any slop that has their favorite logo on it no matter what, letting you do anything you want to appeal to your hypothetical broader audience. As evidence, he offers a single example: that some people are paying money for a Super Mario Bros. DVD, a movie that I don't think has a single unironic fan (it is at least somewhat fun as a so-bad-it's-good movie).
While I can think of some fans who shouldn't be given any creative license in an official property because I've seen their fanfic and it sux (I'm looking at YOU, Jimmy-Bobby [James Roberts] on IDW), not every fan has a bad idea. I mean, if they want it consistent to the existing lore, then yeah, it's probably NOT going to be bad fanfiction. That one ending to Mass Effect was probably the result of Bad Fanfiction making it into a game. I can see Bob's point to a point, but in typical Bob fashion, he's throwing out the baby with the bathwater.
Bob fails to mention how fan engagement is what often drives broader audiences to get into what they're into, as well as how fan goodwill can very easily be burned up in an instant. All it takes is one bad entry and you can lose a huge chunk of your fanbase overnight, and with it all the momentum that they helped with. You don't need to do everything they want because yes, sometimes their ideas aren't great, but you should aim to deliver something that doesn't actively fuck them over.

For a perfect example, look at how Kathleen Kennedy mismanaged Star Wars in the worst way, with TLJ immediately fucking up the sequel plans and burning countless longtime fans of the series by shitting on its most iconic hero. Where was the broader audience after that, Bob? Shouldn't they have been turning out in droves to make this subversive masterpiece as popular as TFA, as well as every movie afterward? Why is it that they couldn't replicate the success of the fanservice-laden TFA? Why is Star Wars today nothing more than a collection of mid TV shows that are intended to drive subscriptions to Disney+?
Bob's problem is his lifetime training in Blue Curtainisms and (excessive) Deconstructionism. His pseudo-intellectual bias is in favor of deconstructing properties, because this is what Smrt People do, apparently. Plus Diversity is Our Strength nonsense that Bob believes will snag him a Thinker ™️ whamen to have abortions with. Something something The Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.
But hey, I'm willing to accept Bobby's conceit that fans are the worst judges of how a story should go in one case in particular. Remember, Bob has admitted to autistic rage that Yoshi's Island stated that the Mario Bros. were native to the Mushroom Kingdom, and to this day he wants them to be Brooklyn natives. Bob, a Mario fan, is indeed the worst person to make decisions on Mario lore. Of course, he won't admit to this hypocrisy, because this is Bob we're talking about.
Bob now is so broken by that revelation, that he started with his "Canon Doesn't Matter, Star Wars is Space Wizards for Children, Lightsabers Doesn't Reals, It's Fiction that Never Ever Happened Anyway so Anything Can Happen, Friendo!" nonsense. Which is the epitome of Cognitive Dissonance since he STILL clings to the "Mario is from Brooklyn" concept so tightly.
It's shit like this that actually starts to tilt me, so forgive me for a moment:

Bob, you're 43, you're a virgin who lives at home with his mom, you have no worthwhile skills, you have no actual job, you have no friends, you spend all day bitching on Twitter about shit you know nothing about, and none of this is ever going to get better. You literally have a life that's not worth living. The only reason you haven't killed yourself is because you lack any amount of self-awareness that would make you realize how meaningless your existence is.

But please, continue to fantasize about how much better things would be if your enemies offed themselves. We're all dying to hear that old gem again.
Bob justifies his worthless existence with "At least I Vote Blue, the better to bring forth the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, Friendo!" By which he believes he will eventually get what he "earned", to wit, his rocket jetpack, chinese-grown :lunacy: wheat, Mario-shka brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body for Bing Bing Wahoo forever and starships to Mars with Commander Data.
 
I'm really fucking tired of the combat wheelchair debate (we've already sperged about it on the farms and I've seen it in multiple cow threads), but Bob using the fucking vending machine gag isekai as a point of how a wheelchair makes sense in a setting where you can just magically heal broken legs is a new level of stupid I didn't realize we'd reached.
Ah, I missed that one. Did Bob miss that that was a joke anime? They make so many fantasy anime (both Isekei themed and the more standard type of D&D anime) in Japan now that a few of them are based on joke ideas.

Oh, and also, D&D isn't an Isekai, it isn't even Japanese. Even Japanese TTRPGs (for the most part) aren't Isekais. Most Japanese RPGs are either very similar to Call of Cthulhu (the most popular TTRPG in Japan) or similar to Dungeons and Dragons. The ones that are similar to Dungeons and Dragons exist mainly because, "Why are we making intellectual property for some people in the United States when we could be making money off of it ourselves?" (Same principle as Paizo's Pathfinder, really.) The most popular ones take the settings fairly seriously, the way Wizards of the Coast did with Dungeons and Dragons before it got taken over by mentally ill troons (but I repeat myself).

The way most of the stuff that the troon mafia works into D&D is to try to tell you, "Ok, you wanted to play a somewhat serious minded game similar to old school D&D? The version that made the game popular? Fuck you, Put a bunch of goofy, stupid shit in your game or you are a Nazi. Also, those guys who made old timey D&D? The one they played on Stranger Things? Also Nazis." Hence combat wheelchairs, S&M style "safety tools," and a bunch of other crap designed to make your game goofy and annoying. Play one of the variant D&D games like Hyperborea or Adventurer, Conqueror, King instead of buying the LGBT+ lifestyle brand crap that Wizards has been vomiting out.
 
I have no horse in the Fallout series since I've never played the game and the showrunner is right on one level trying to please the "fans" is a fool's errand because you'll never please everyone, so your best choice is trying to make something good and hope they like it. But creating a Frankenstein version of an IP to fit your own narrative while shitting on the fanbase that brought you to the dance is worse. Again, I have no idea how faithful this show will be to the game given I don't care about either, but his statement given modern times seems more like that latter than the former.

As for Ellen Page while no raving beauty she was pretty enough, had a good career, and pretty wife. Now outside of some Alphabet Projects she gets thrown at her, her career is pretty much over as a lead because no one wants a pooner when they can cast a real man. She threw away her marriage because her wife was a lesbian and wanted a woman not some broad butchering herself to look like a comical version of a man. Speaking of her looks like I said while nothing amazing she was pretty but now she looks like a tit-less monstrosity with fake abs and simultaneously looks like she's both a teen and middle aged. Oh, and also looks like she had aids or cancer with her gaunt face and dead soulless eyes. But no Blobby I'm sure she's actually really happy.
 
I have no horse in the Fallout series since I've never played the game and the showrunner is right on one level trying to please the "fans" is a fool's errand because you'll never please everyone, so your best choice is trying to make something good and hope they like it. But creating a Frankenstein version of an IP to fit your own narrative while shitting on the fanbase that brought you to the dance is worse. Again, I have no idea how faithful this show will be to the game given I don't care about either, but his statement given modern times seems more like that latter than the former.

As for Ellen Page while no raving beauty she was pretty enough, had a good career, and pretty wife. Now outside of some Alphabet Projects she gets thrown at her, her career is pretty much over as a lead because no one wants a pooner when they can cast a real man. She threw away her marriage because her wife was a lesbian and wanted a woman not some broad butchering herself to look like a comical version of a man. Speaking of her looks like I said while nothing amazing she was pretty but now she looks like a tit-less monstrosity with fake abs and simultaneously looks like she's both a teen and middle aged. Oh, and also looks like she had aids or cancer with her gaunt face and dead soulless eyes. But no Blobby I'm sure she's actually really happy.
She's going to die young and even though she dies young by the time she dies people will have forgotten who she is. She'll get one last set of headlines claiming she was an LGBTQ+ pioneer, and that'll be it for her.
 
Someone brings up a counter-example. One Piece, whose fans are obnoxious to the extreme yet they were pleased by the live-action TV show.
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Bobby is wrong (as always). Anime attracts spergs, and spergs hate changes and inconsistencies. In the case of One Piece, the fans terrorized TV Tropes for years over the term "nakama". And I can't see trying to please wokescolds is any better than trying to please fans.
Bob people liked the One Piece adaption because they gave a fuck. I thought it was very respectful of the original, and I'm a outsider to one piece. When a clear effort is made, it'll be rewarded.
voting Biden means you want Bobby to personally suffer.
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Can't you see what are the difference between Czarina and yourself Bobby? Czarina doesn't really want to see America burn -- and she indeed offers a way to prevent America from burning down, but you want to kill innocent people in earnest.
Bob, you want total Republican death, so that somehow means I should care when you "suffer" (even though you were making more under trump). Wuss and a hypocrite.
It's almost like Robert is an idiot who thinks his food comes from the restaurant (or grocery store). I kinda want him to go without his nuggies and beer for a day or two, just to see how he blames Republicans.
Bob going without would be a crime and that would mean 1 gorrillion Republicans would need to die because Bob doesn't have his tendies.
 
As evidence, he offers a single example: that some people are paying money for a Super Mario Bros. DVD, a movie that I don't think has a single unironic fan (it is at least somewhat fun as a so-bad-it's-good movie).
I've got the Rifftrax, so I guess that's ironic.
Remember, the people who demand that their character be handicapped are either doing it for virtue signaling, or to be an asshole. Any DM worth their salt will impose multiple stat penalties on them until they knock it off.
Or, possibly, they're having fun working around the problems. The idea of disadvantages in RPGs is really old; so old the concept was floated in Space Gamer using Hah, no, the whole point of the combat wheelchair is to ignore disadvantages.
 
Madame Web.
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I knew Slob and his "followers" like Madame Web because it has a female protagonist. Nevermind that the movie itself is dogshit due to terrible writing, bad acting, and even in a technical level, is so bad with lighting, editing, generic musical score, and such, and the fact that it's exactly the biggest meme as Morbius, both of which are products of Sony
 
I knew Slob and his "followers" like Madame Web because it has a female protagonist. Nevermind that the movie itself is dogshit due to terrible writing, bad acting, and even in a technical level, is so bad with lighting, editing, generic musical score, and such, and the fact that it's exactly the biggest meme as Morbius, both of which are products of Sony
Another reason no one watched it: who the fuck is madame web? Seriously who? Not only were the trailers cringe, tryhard, no one knew who she was. Turns out it didn't matter, she was never important.
 
I've got the Rifftrax, so I guess that's ironic.

Or, possibly, they're having fun working around the problems. The idea of disadvantages in RPGs is really old; so old the concept was floated in Space Gamer using Hah, no, the whole point of the combat wheelchair is to ignore disadvantages.
Some guy wrote an article about how his character was some sort of shapechanger so he wanted his wheelchair to transform into an animal wheelchair when he changed form.

https://ko-fi.com/post/Combat-Wheelchair-Dire-Wolf-Druid-F2F05ZE6X
https://archive.ph/YAuBb

My immediate thought upon reading it was, "Aha, so this person is a pervert. This is some handicapped furry fetish he wants to force on his D&D group."

I mean we're talking about people who magically change form into animals, but they still have to have a wheelchair. I really do think it's a fetish for hardcore perverts with psycho-sexual disorders.
 
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