Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

What would Bob do if suddenly a person appeared in his mom's house and was living there, but they couldn't remove them because they'd been there for 30 days?
Bob doesn't care about property rights because he's too poor to own property, and too selfish to empathize with people affected by squatters.
 
There are people who think MovieBob is smart and makes good commentary on films. I'm not talking about fans, really; they'll agree his personal politics and behavior are disgusting, but will toss in the claim he does good reviews.
And I don't fucking get it. I know this site isn't likely to say good things about him, but I tried his stuff out back in the day before he lost his mind completely, and decided his commentary was either obvious or wrong. Never had a moment where I said something like, "Wow, there's something I didn't think of." And I'd like to think I'm pretty decent at that. I'm able to say "Well, Briana Wu is right about that." But when reading MovieBob my mental dialog was entirely "Duh" or "Bullshit." Not worth supporting, not worth watching for free.
So either I'm missing something important, or Bob has an amazing ability to make people think he's smart. I think it's down to "he uses big words correctly."
 
There are people who think MovieBob is smart and makes good commentary on films. I'm not talking about fans, really; they'll agree his personal politics and behavior are disgusting, but will toss in the claim he does good reviews.
And I don't fucking get it. I know this site isn't likely to say good things about him, but I tried his stuff out back in the day before he lost his mind completely, and decided his commentary was either obvious or wrong. Never had a moment where I said something like, "Wow, there's something I didn't think of." And I'd like to think I'm pretty decent at that. I'm able to say "Well, Briana Wu is right about that." But when reading MovieBob my mental dialog was entirely "Duh" or "Bullshit." Not worth supporting, not worth watching for free.
So either I'm missing something important, or Bob has an amazing ability to make people think he's smart. I think it's down to "he uses big words correctly."
On that note, there's always someone remarking on how Roberts patreons are "people who forgot to unsubscribe", or other such nonsense.

The fact of the matter is that there's millons upon millions upon millions upon millions of people on this sordid Earth who are just as retarded as Robert is, if not more so, and this is the reason for his financial support and view count. I believe this is one of those sad facts of life that far too many are eager to overlook, simply because the reality of the matter is that harrowing.
 
I think I've shared this anecdote before, but there's a woman who goes to my church who suffered trauma in the womb, and as such has suffered from various physical and mental ailments over her life. Despite being objectively lower intelligence, she's sweet and kind to everyone, she works diligently in the nursery every week, and she knits up a storm creating prayer shawls and hats and other things for ministry. She's done more good in her life (a life which might never have happened, since doctors didn't think she'd live long past birth) than many people smarter than her.

How's she feel about gays, trannies, open borders, banning ICE cars, and various other progressive doctrines? If you get a single one wrong, as far as Bob is concerned, off to the killing fields with you.
 
[Kristen Stewart] seems to be concerned that it could fuck her career like it did for Brie Larson.
Stinkface would have fucked her own career with or without capeshit. It was a mystery she had been raised to such heights.

Oh, because I relish pain, here are the local archives of the three "This Movie Exists" videos.

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Happy Ever After (1993)



29Mar#01
Political tit-for-tat. If you don't want to see Democrats being thrown to the slammer en masse, don't vote Trump.
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29Mar#02
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Bobby must have misheard things. Calling a difference in opinion "offensive and cruel" is SJW rhetoric.

29Mar#03
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29Mar#05
How dare Republicans talk about squatters when they rely on the Democrat's goodwill for survival?
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29Mar#06
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How about a simpler explanation? That Biden is too retarded to tie a tie?

29Mar#07
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29Mar#08
Once again Nick Fuentes speaks the people's mind, and gets endorsed by Jeremy Boreing.
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When will it penetrate Bobby's porcine brain that jew hatred is universal and justified?

29Mar#09
Russia.
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Cosmonaut Star is "smart" because he is a troon.

29Mar#10
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You can almost smell Bobby's desperation through the monitor.


29Mar#11
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29Mar#13
AI art.
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29Mar#14
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Says the man who claps his hands at "Monkey! Big Monkey!" Oh BTW, if human "artists" refuse to create computer graphics of big tiddy girls (because doing so is "problematic") and AI steps in to fill the void, whose job has AI stolen?

29Mar#15
Tech upstart folds. Must be AI's fault
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29Mar#16
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Go get pissed at your worthless college degree.


29Mar#17
Lesser Brother on the Ghostbusters films. Not even he has the patience for Ghostbustesses.
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29Mar#18
Neither is he enthusiastic about the first Rey film.
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29Mar#21
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29Mar#22
Like Godzilla Minus Zero, Godazilla vs Kong has a very important message to its audience.
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29Mar#23
Monkey. Evil Monkey.
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29Mar#26
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Calm down Bobby. I know how you feel when your fap object blasphemes your religion, but the one guilty of "intentionally maximiz(ing) buzzwords and trend topics" is Stewart herself.

29Mar#27
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29Mar#28
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29Mar#31
Curiosity over the technologies used in a risqué 60s film
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The comparison video.

29Mar#32
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29Mar#33
Someone called Alex Polinsky claims to have been molested and assulted by Scott Baio between the age of 12-15. Baio allegedly told the minor Polinsky repeatedly about gay sex acts despite Polinsky's protests. Baio allegedly pulled down Polinsky's pants in front of over 100 people, and cut a hole in the makeshift changing cubicle to show Polinsky his dick.
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29Mar#34
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29Mar#35
Old argument about paying residuals for old TV shows.
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LOL. To have money to pay for residuals, studios have to make money when old shows are re-aired. Which TV shows in the last 20 years has become cultural touchstones? Orange Is The New Black? Breaking Bad? She-Hulk?

29Mar#36
Bobby tells us what he thinks about various "video essayists". He also says that he is "in the alphabet".
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29Mar#37
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To be fair one needs 3 hours to summarize one's point on Batman vs Superman.

29Mar#38
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29Mar#39
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29Mar#40
Not only does Bobby has media literacy, he has "quality safeguards".
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The improvement of his video over the years shows exactly how much Bobby cares about money.


29Mar#41
WB pulls the trigger on more ugly cartoons.
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29Mar#42
On the sexual mores of Super Saiyans.
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29Mar#44
There is no such thing as white culture, or white food.
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29Mar#45
Lesbun incest. Bobby pretends not to get turned on.
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29Mar#46
Ellen Page, victim of the child molestation cult that is Hollywood.
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Something lost, something gained. We lost a looker but we gain a first-row seat of a horror show.

29Mar#47
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Gentlemen prefer men.

29Mar#48
One thing Republican needs to learn from the libs: the libs don't care how their fap objects would vote (really?)
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Seriously, really? Would Bobby still fap to trannies if fapping to trannies isn't progressive?
 
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There are people who think MovieBob is smart and makes good commentary on films. I'm not talking about fans, really; they'll agree his personal politics and behavior are disgusting, but will toss in the claim he does good reviews.
And I don't fucking get it. I know this site isn't likely to say good things about him, but I tried his stuff out back in the day before he lost his mind completely, and decided his commentary was either obvious or wrong. Never had a moment where I said something like, "Wow, there's something I didn't think of." And I'd like to think I'm pretty decent at that. I'm able to say "Well, Briana Wu is right about that." But when reading MovieBob my mental dialog was entirely "Duh" or "Bullshit." Not worth supporting, not worth watching for free.
So either I'm missing something important, or Bob has an amazing ability to make people think he's smart. I think it's down to "he uses big words correctly."

Well, its not really about the big words, is that Robert does the thing stupid people do when they think they are smart, and that is to attribute value or give a lavish interpretation over the most simple of things, like a movie or videogame, and do that under the guise that he is some sort of media literacy expert.

And this ain't just Robert, the whole breadtube genre is predicated on this idea, just more so on politics, but the trick is the same: get a movie that people know and like, think about something that would sound smart to a dumb audience, like the latest blockbuster waffle is really about class struggle or some shit, and then work the arguments around to fit your idea.

Also, this shit isn't even new, remember the whole fad in the 90's and 2000's around books that uncovered the "philosophy" around pop culture bullshit?

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Yeah, this is what Robert peddles, but in videoform.
 
29Mar#01
Political tit-for-tat. If you don't want to see Democrats being thrown to the slammer en masse, don't vote Trump.
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Hmm, it's almost like unjustly imprisoning the J6 guys angered quite a few people. Maybe you should've remained civilized?

29Mar#16
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Go get pissed at your worthless college degree.
Netflix isn't a necessary expense. Neither is Amazon Prime. And it's not my fault you were suckered into the pyramid scheme that is college.

Musk: Humans are evolving to become smarter with each generation.

Robert: How dare you imply I'm not that smart.


29Mar#31
Curiosity over the technologies used in a risqué 60s film
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The comparison video.
"Ass with class" is still ass, you porn-addicted windbag.

Pot, meet kettle.
 
Welcome back @Positron. I had IRL stuff pop up so sorry I left you such a big back log. I'll try to get a summary together of his Ginger video tonight assuming I can keep myself from screaming at it.
Disney has bent the knee to Ron DeSantis. Robert Chipman on suicide watch.

Okay, maybe he's too much of a wimp to kill himself, but we're definitely going to see an impotent xitter meltdown.
28Mar#01
DeSantis reaches a settlement with The Rat. Archive of CNN article. Of course, in Bobby's estimation, The Rat cannot lose.
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If anyone's interested, lawtuber Legal Mindset did a victory lap about this last night
Mindset has been talking about the Disney stuff for awhile, is a practicing lawyer, and is from Florida. He's not considering the settlement a "wash" like Bob copes about. I'ma gonna trust him more than I'm gonna trust the consummate consoomer. There's even a brief cameo from ogre Chuck Clymer five minutes in!.

28Mar#05
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WTF does he want to say?
Spike Lee started off promising and then did shit like the American remake of Korea's Oldboy and this is all you need to know about that.
FAH-THA!

As to what Bob could possibly be trying to say? Who the fuck knows? Maybe he's trying to say that dorky white boy has now been elevated to short black director because he's being attacked by a Jew?
 
Isn't the message of all the Monsterverse movies that mankind needs to stop being arrogant and accept that we cannot control nature, and we do so at our own peril?

Isn't that the opposite of Bob's entire worldview?

It's odd that Bob likes so much media that tells him people like him are the problem.

Remember that Godzilla anime trilogy on Netflix? By the end of that, the message seemed to be that technology is bad and that humans should be content to live in caves forever, worshipping weird monsters. I wonder what Bob thought of that?
 
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Bob doesn't care about property rights because he's too poor to own property, and too selfish to empathize with people affected by squatters.
Any property he assumes he could conceivably own someday would be inside a gated community where suspected squatters would be arrested in a matter of seconds.... outside of that, literally and figuratively?

Squatters are a you're-not-a-real person problem.
 
For one, students should not be allowed to vote in elections where they don't maintain a residence. When I was in college, I made sure to fill out an absentee ballot when I went home for a visit in the months before an election. It's not hard, you just have to remember to do it.

For another, retarded liberals are already moving to red states in droves after the retarded policies they voted for ruined blue states, and they're voting for the exact same retarded shit that fucked them over the last time, only now they're inflicting it on people that never wanted it in the first place. It's not "voting them out of the dark ages," it's just making more places into nu-California, aka worse. Bob claims that conservative folks in red states won't let this happen, but they really don't have anything they can do about it...legally, anyway.
29Mar#10
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You can almost smell Bobby's desperation through the monitor.
Y'know, I was half-joking about Bob being a deeply closeted homosexual before, but given his persistent tranny thirst...maybe I'm on to something.
29Mar#22
Like Godzilla Minus Zero, Godazilla vs Kong has a very important message to its audience.
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Godzilla Minus One dealt with heavy themes, such as finding a way to rebuild after devastating loss, struggling with PTSD and coping with being the cause of multiple deaths, and having the courage to make the ultimate sacrifice when the time comes. It managed to weave all these themes through a big monster movie and did so excellently.

Godzilla x Kong's "smart" themes, according to Bob, are "bullies are bad" and "brush your teeth."

I'm at a loss for words, honestly. Is he seriously trying to make an argument that this big dumb monster movie is actually smart, and that's the best he could do? Bob, you really don't have to try and pretend like you have some cultured taste for every movie. Sometimes it's just a popcorn flick.

(I'll probably go see it sometime this week with my Godzilla-loving friend, I'll report back with my thoughts after I do.)
29Mar#33
Someone called Alex Polinsky claims to have been molested and assulted by Scott Baio between the age of 12-15. Baio allegedly told the minor Polinsky repeatedly about gay sex acts despite Polinsky's protests. Baio allegedly pulled down Polinsky's pants in front of over 100 people, and cut a hole in the makeshift changing cubicle to show Polinsky his dick.
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If being a pedophile hampered your ability to find work in Hollywood, then nobody would be working there anymore. Hell, I doubt anyone would have worked there ever.
29Mar#36
Bobby tells us what he thinks about various "video essayists". He also says that he is "in the alphabet".
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This is a lot of words for Bob to say "I'm still relevant!" The only noteworthy part is his dicksucking of Yahtzee that reeks of desperation. Attempting to get in on Second Wind, Bobby? Are the Theorists not returning your calls anymore?
29Mar#44
There is no such thing as white culture, or white food.
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Attention, Europe: you have no culinary heritage. Bob has spoken.
 
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[2024.03.29-01] Political tit-for-tat. If you don't want to see Democrats being thrown to the slammer en masse, don't vote Trump.
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I don't want to see all Democrats imprisoned en masse. Just Führer Hillary.



[2024.03.29-02]
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Bobby must have misheard things. Calling a difference in opinion "offensive and cruel" is SJW rhetoric.
Moviebob. COVID-19. Texas Governor Greg Abbott. You can figure out the rest.




[2024.03.29-09] [...]
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Cosmonaut Star is "smart" because he is a troon.
Moviebob doesn't want those radioactive craters near Japan. Moviebob would rather see those radioactive craters located somewhere closer to the Dakotas.



[2024.03.29-12]
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Never trust a transthinker such as Moviebob.




[2024.03.29-33] Someone called Alex Polinsky claims to have been molested and assulted by Scott Baio between the age of 12-15. Baio allegedly told the minor Polinsky repeatedly about gay sex acts despite Polinsky's protests. Baio allegedly pulled down Polinsky's pants in front of over 100 people, and cut a hole in the makeshift changing cubicle to show Polinsky his dick.
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Moviebob logic: "Scott Baio is not a Democrat, which means all allgeations against Baio are credible even if the testimony can neither be corraborated by eyweitness accounts nor confirmed by evidence."




[2024.03.29-36] Bobby tells us what he thinks about various "video essayists". He also says that he is "in the alphabet".
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I'd rather watch MauLer, Razörfist, and/or Nerdrotic.



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To be fair one needs 3 hours to summarize one's point on Batman vs Superman.
Positron's words here, for some strange reason, remind me of a joke from The Critic about the director's cut of Oliver Stone's JFK (1991), which included several hours' worth of unused footage: "Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left." The emphasis changes randomly from word to word.



[2024.03.29-38]
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Where does the Critical Drinker mention anything about ships being able to melt steel beams, Bob?



[2024.03.29-44] There is no such thing as white culture, or white food.
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But there's plenty of white privielege, which was the main cornerstone on which the Democratic Party was constructed.



[2024.03.29-40] Not only does Bobby has media literacy, he has "quality safeguards".
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The improvement of his video over the years shows exactly how much Bobby cares about money.
Not to mention Moviebob's writing skills.
 
I actually agreed with Bob on the first two tweets about the DBZ episode. It is a good SoL episode and one of the better filler episodes. It's kind of low-hanging fruit because everyone likes that episode. By the third tweet, though, I had no idea wtf he was on about. Shitting on Japanese boomers, I guess?
Bob has basic-bitch media literacy but acts overwhelming smug about what few factoids he has.
What are you are seeing from Bob in that thread is him attempting to look knowledgeable. DBZ and that episode don't really matter in his spergout. He just saw an opportunity to have a platform for himself to recite stuff he got off of Wikipedia and had to tie it into DBZ since that is what the initial tweet he was responding to is about.

"I don't know if you guys know this, but Japan had an economic crisis in the 90's that largely impacted young adults at the time. Dragon Ball is meant to be allegory for that if you really think about it."

No it isn't Bob. Dragon Ball isn't a franchise that has any deep allegories within it. It is just an entertaining series that people like for a few different reasons. That whole driving episode in itself only exists because the people behind the anime liked some manga cover art that had Goku and Piccolo driving in a car. It doesn't really represent the series in anyway, it was just a fun filler where we got some more lighthearted humor and funny antics with our favorite characters.
 
LOL. Bob used to at least half-heartedly attempt to pretend that this kind of thing didn't trigger the fuck out of him.

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His impotent anger in the face of something so trivial always gets a giggle out of me. Especially when he chides people like Drinker for doing the same thing, only with more logic and less emotional outbursts.
 
30Mar#01
Trumps honors police officers (at least ostensibly); Obama and Biden persecute them.
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30Mar#02
Trump being president of the USA will kill off the whole planet.
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30Mar#03
"...last tiiiiiime!!!"
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30Mar#04
Someone fancies to marry a tradwife, and for this wish Bobby condemns him to the ditch.
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30Mar#05
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OK groomer.


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30Mar#08
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Why are cartoons these days so ugly? Perhaps that's why WB decides to bring back "retro" cartoons.

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MauLer
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"...last tiiiiiime!!!"
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You know what else happened last time? Literal whores barging into places they weren't wanted and making everything about themselves, then crying victim when people rightly tell them to fuck off. You're just the 2024 version of Blowy Zoe, and somehow even uglier in both body and soul. I'm sorry that Daddy didn't love you, but stop taking it out on everyone else and get help.
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Man who bloviates on Twitter for the majority of every single fucking day while never making a coherent point decries someone else for having nothing to say. Pot, meet kettle.
 
29Mar#46
Ellen Page, victim of the child molestation cult that is Hollywood.
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Something lost, something gained. We lost a looker but we gain a first-row seat of a horror show.
Love the seething here. Ellen Page ruined her life because she was brainwashed by a creepy cult and sexually abused as a teen. Now she won't be in movies that anyone wants to watch anymore. That's what her abusers took from us, they took everything from her. Of course, Hollywood produces far fewer movies anyone would want to watch now than they used to anyway. I'd say Ellen has the bigger grievance, but I can understand people who liked her former onscreen charisma being upset.
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So the gist of this from Bob (once you get past the teenage boy tittering at a sleazy movie series and the stupid random clip insertions) is that a major producer of Disney's tween fair made sleazy racist movies featuring bondage and rape. I mean it's not intended as a hit piece against the Disney channel, is it? It's not funny, Bob is cringey in it, but not the fun kind of cringey.
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"...last tiiiiiime!!!"
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I think it's fair to point out that she's an ugly loser given that she used to make money doing porn and doesn't see anything wrong with it. (Also, I think her ugly loser status is mostly self-inflicted.) This also gives some insight. These people aren't ruining your games because they actually care about games or like to play them. It's because they consider any creative media that isn't regime propaganda to be a dangerous and subversive challenge to the regime. I mean Stellar Blade could somehow encourage people to vote for Trump over Biden, I guess. That's just how US politics works. Forespoken, on the other hand, is like a Democratic party political ad in the form of a videogame, so obviously gamers are racist Nazis for thinking it is garbage.

Truthfully, I don't think even they believe this. They just want wealthy political donors to believe it so they continue to get funding to make trash that no one wants or buys. Stellar Blade is an anomaly in a vast see of AAA trash. It might not even be good, it's just that you look at it and you can immediately distinguish from other AAA games. (This is not just true of Stellar Blade, back when Cuphead came out these people acted like it was racist because it evoked old-time cartoons and ableist because retarded game journalists couldn't pass the tutorial. That's because it was made by a genius who wasn't part of any of their cliques and became this evergreen, well loved title.)
 
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