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- Dec 24, 2014
Bob misunderstands the far-left brainwashing in schools these days that turn people into pro-Hamas idiots. It's not about "Palestinians are people!" it's about Solidarity With Oppressed Group over the ((( ))).
Bob is the embodiment of that one scene in A Million Ways To Die in the West:
"There's something about connecting over mutual hatred that is so much deeper than mutual love."
"It's true, right? If two people hate the same things, it creates a bond. Hate can move mountains."
Bob makes no sense here. "at least I'm in the Alphabet" presumes that the likes of Mauler, Drinker, and Nerdrotic are less that Z listers (however you could possibly measure that - what the FUCK would it be?!) while Bob appears on the scale from A-Z somewhere (nebulously and nonspecifically).
I'm assuming Bob's "quality safeguards" are being "woke" and in bed with the radical (social moreso than economic) Left while trying to get Breadtube to respect him. Only "not-a-persons" lack such 'quality controls'!
This should be a rule in Canada too. It's why US college towns get shitted up with Blue all the time; it's the visiting idiots that live there as long as they go to school and vote like the locusts they are. (In Canada, college towns get shitted up with Liberal, NDP, and Green and it's the same problem in perpetuity as all the kids have been or got freshly brainwashed by all the Marxist profs). It's a revolving door of self-perpetuating bullshit. They should have to mail a ballot to the riding/district they were living in prior to college attendance.
I just think Bob's so completely wokewashed that he truly believes Trans Women Are Women and to show his Soopeeryah Fyootchah Bona Fides street cred, he has to drool over them and claim he'd fuck them. And he probably would, not because he's so deep in the closets that he's finding christmas presents, but because no natal woman will have him and he's having to be desperate for a feminine-like touch on his peepee, even if it comes from a dude who thinks they're a girl.
No kidding. I mean, lookit how actors and actresses defended Harvey Weinstein up and down before the metoo finally kicked in.
Bob probably means "there's no such thing as American Food", which is a stupid take all its own but Bob probably thinks America stole a bunch of cuisine from the PeeOhCees and therefore it's all irrelevant.
I am mystified about this claim about mayonnaise though, and Bob's not the only one I've seen make it - he's tracing the opinions of blek twitters. While mayo isn't spicy (unless it's spicy mayo), it definitely has a FLAVOR. I wanna know what kinda cut-rate, flavorless mayo is circulating where people think it's "bland". There's vinegar in it, and vinegar is NOT bland.
I'm sure Bob doesn't even understand the difference between German food, Irish food, Ukranian food, and French food.
QFT.
And with Mauler, isn't he discussing it with like 3-5 other guys at any given time anyway? They bounce ideas off one another. They banter and joke. Bob can't do ANY of that. Even when they get off-track, those guys are 100% more accurate and entertaining than Blue Curtain Bob.
This is Bob's attempt at a "joke" that relies on the old 9/11 Conspiracy Theories, such as "burning jet/jet fuel can't melt steel beams! It HAD to be THERMITE!" even though the combustion temp of Kerosene/Jet A-1 is more than 500 degrees HIGHER than the melting point of structural steel (2093 C vs 1593 C) and thus could easily at least damage steel beams, while thermite doesn't go sideways it ONLY goes DOWN. Bob's trying to turn Drinker's comment into that kind comment.
What i wanna know is where the hell were the Tugboats and why wasn't one pulling that one before it got into trouble?!
This is your daily reminder that Bob is the High Acolyte of The Cult of Blue Curtain Analysis. Of course he's gonna shit up Dragon Ball analysis with Blue Curtain Bullshit. Just as he was taught in "Film Studies" (and probably English/Literature classes too).
They tried to teach me blue curtain bullshit in school and I knew then it was bullshit and refused to buy it even if I played along for grades. I can bullshit and blue curtainize better than Bob when I put my mind to it.
Unfortunately, Bob believes in Death of the Author, and would not believe even if Toriyama rose from the dead and told him not to analyze the Blue Curtains in Dragon Ball; the curtains are JUST FUCKING BLUE, Bob.
what the HELL is wrong with Bob's jaw? like, his misshapen potato face behind the sunken cheeks just looks WEIRD and immobile while he's talking.
I am somehow unsurprised that nobody in the pro-troon-out camp will admit that women pooning out is very often a reaction to sexual abuse (rather than true gender dysphoria which is extremely rare). And I can get the mindset, too. Hell, forget sexual abuse, regular physical abuse will do it. The thing both those things have in common is, often a "Female-identified-at-birth" will rationalize that if they were male not female, then either 1) this would never have happened or 2) at least as a male they BELIEVE they'd have 3/4 of a better chance of FIGHTING BACK. (which, IDK the stats on pooners and muscle, but I'm betting that even with a shit ton of testosterone they aren't even in the same powerlifting league as cis men). And I've got a pretty good idea why the troonout activism industry won't touch it with a ten-foot pole.
