Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[SteelPlatedHeart]

30Mar#10
MauLer

https://x.com/mauler93/status/1774367450760429898

 

[blablabla]

this dumb son of a bitch spent another 3 days weekend just twitting shit? what kind of fucking life is that

 

[Mr Processor]

After the collapse of the USSR, both Russian phone company and Chinese company collabed to make a Russian based console, that was also sold in Eastern Europe. This action was taken due to the slow entry of Nintendo and SEGA consoles into the Eastern Market and their high cost. You fat retard.

I actually think Russia could support a homegrown modern console, there should be enough good Russian game developers, and the hardware you'd need for a console is remarkably cheap these days. Certainly making something with better quality hardware than a Nintendo Switch wouldn't be difficult. Besides which a lot of games are made by companies controlled by China these days, and Russia and China have a fairly good relationship nowadays.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Putin and his cronies should really get into game development and make a console.

It would be Bob's own private Ukrainian War.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

this dumb son of a bitch spent another 3 days weekend just twitting shit? what kind of fucking life is that

The only one where he can pretend he has some worth. A properly evolved actual human does not go out and celebrate easter with family or friends. Nor does he use the long weekend to work on projects that could rejuvenate his failing career. Instead, he uses the time to do what he does every day.

Though it does seem like he's tweeting harder today than before. Was he not invited to Easter because he already ate all the kids' chocolates?

Also, just looked at his YT channel and once again, he's posting multiple videos within a short period instead of spreading them out to get more viewer attention and get the algorithm to start noticing him again, so it seems no one is giving him proper optimization advice beyond "Put hashtags in the description" so I don't think the great return he wants will happen. Oh, and that new series that's going to restore his channel? About the same views as he normally gets.

 

[JayHarrison]

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[2024.03.31-01] More -- much more -- commentary surrounding the protest outside Biden's fundraiser. Bobby doesn't think he is doomed if Trump wins a second term.

Bob, the only one who's stifling your forward progress is you.

(Speaking of regressive people, I firmly believe that Barack Obama is personally responsible setting America's race relations back at least fifty years.)

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[2024.03.31-03] Neither Biden nor Trump is planning on turning the Midwest into Jurassic Park.

What Nazibob doesn't know is that more Conservatives--and, by that measure, "Trump People"--are more likely to have children than Bob's own side who would happily shout about their practice of eugenics abortions. If anything to come from that, natural selection is weeding out Liberals and/or Lefists and/or Democrats.

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[2024.03.31-05] "Vote shaming".

We know Moviebob FEELS superiyaa despite being of literally inferior intellect. Case in point:

[2024.03.31-07]

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[2024.03.31-08] Something something Matt Taibbi. Don't care.

It's official. "Self-Descriptive Comment" now takes up permanent residence as the free space on your Moviebob Bingo cards. (And after reading April Harding's post, I detect no lies.)

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[2024.03.31-11]

Neither Science nor knowledge draws people to transsexualism. The fruit from the "Bad Tree" teaches you good from evil; did you vomit it out?

Does Moviebob actually eat fruit that isn't surrounded by 24 ounces' worth of alcohol?

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[2024.03.31-13]

Indeed, why could some presumed civilians paint the crosswalk in rainbow colors in the first place?

Because it fits the Leftist narrative.

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[2024.03.31-17] People like Scott Frerichs (rainbow flag) are too deep in HIV encephalopathy to see the natural outcome of soaring minimum wage.

If you want to blame anyone, blame California "governor" Gavin Newsom for instituting a statewide $20 minimum wage.

Oh, that's right: You won't; Newsome is on the correct side of the political aisle, and your side thinks Democrats can literally do no wrong, no matter how much their policies hurt the general population.

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[2024.03.31-19] Farmers need to grow upmarket crop if they are to earn the left's respect.

$96.00 per year is a drop in the bucket compared to what (I can only assume) Moviebob spends on booze per month.

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[2024.03.31-28]

A quick Google search on "Twitter user base" led me to this: According to website Search Logisitcs, Twitter has 368,000,000 users--whether that's unique account holders (368M users with a total of 460M screen names) versus total accounts used (368M screen names held by only 276M different users) is not disclosed. The sam resource lists X-Twitter as the world's 12th-most-popular social networking site (the higher eleven are not listed). Either way, that user base is not unsubstantial.

 

[JayHarrison]

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[2024.03.31-42] What makes a good entertainment journalist? To be accurate in your reportage? Nah!!

A dude who isn't like any other dude! Lady this is your lucky day!

Remember when Moviebob claimed to be "smaataa" than Donald Trump, only to reveal that a day on the driving range destroyed the electronic key to Bob's car? That's a good example of an evil creature expriencing undesirable events.

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[2024.03.31-49] The designer of Tekken takes shitpost seriously.

Why limit one's self a restaurant chain that doesn't have presence in all fifty states? If there's any major chain that houses unprovoked fights, you can always include Wal-Mart.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Indeed, why could some presumed civilians paint the crosswalk in rainbow colors in the first place?

rainbow crosswalks are fucking DANGEROUS. There's a reason crosswalks are SUPPOSED to be white. It can create a visual distraction for drivers and even fuck with depth perception. It was a stupid idea to begin with and a really stupid idea to perpetuate. Then if some guy in a car does a brake stand or burnout on it, suddenly it's a h8 crime.

31Mar#15

They already do this with alcohol and cigarettes, bob. They're "sin taxes".

Harry Turtledove is ((())). That explains so much.

you couldn't tell by the giant schnozz?

A dude who isn't like any other dude! Lady this is your lucky day!

she will neither touch bob nor have abortions with him. Neither will "Abigail Thorn" as that one is unable to have abortions with bob.

What is "Jet Set Radio"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Set_Radio

Want to focus on Bob's Easter post. Bob, trannies taking over Easter is wrong. Even if you don't believe, MUCH of the world DOES believe Christ rose today. Taking away from that is a level of disrespect that is above the normal fedora tipper, that'll at least play along at Easter Dinner with the family. You have no shame Bob. But in the sake of the holiday, I hope you find peace in Christ who died and rose for your sins.

our only consolation is that Easter is a movable feast based on a lunar calculation (after the full moon on or after March 21 and if the Full Moon is ON a Sunday, Easter is the sunday after), so it's not going to be on March 31 next year but instead Apr. 20th. It won't be Easter on March 31 again until 2086, long after the current crop has probably croaked. So, this is not a huge deal. They cannot supplant Easter again like this for another 62 years, and then another 11 years after that.

What Nazibob doesn't know is that more Conservatives--and, by that measure, "Trump People"--are more likely to have children than Bob's own side who would happily shout about their practice of eugenics abortions. If anything to come from that, natural selection is weeding out Liberals and/or Lefists and/or Democrats.

Bob is relying on the Supeeryah leftist (D) teachers turning all those kids (D), but that's a losing proposition in the long run, because once those kids go (D), they fall into the same deathtrap their teachers are in.

Because it fits the Leftist narrative.

at least around here, they get the City or Municipality's permission to do so.

Remember when Moviebob claimed to be "smaataa" than Donald Trump, only to reveal that a day on the driving range destroyed the electronic key to Bob's car? That's a good example of an evil creature expriencing undesirable events.

I can only imagine how utterly stupid and incompetent Bob is, to not keep his keyfob safe.

 

[Mr Processor]

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Bob, the only one who's stifling your forward progress is you.

This could be a literal Trump campaign ad if it was true. "Make MovieBob's life suck more, vote Trump!" Too bad it's a figment of MovieBob's deranged imagination.

Heck if Biden said, "I will personally make sure that MovieBob's life get worse, and livestream ever act I take against him on the Internet," he'd probably collect at least a few more votes.

 

[blablabla]

Bad things should happen to Bad people. Also what the fuck is Trump going to do about your future. Stop You from making shitty videos about worthless slop or stopping from being a sped on Twitter? You fat sped

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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This could be a literal Trump campaign ad if it was true. "Make MovieBob's life suck more, vote Trump!" Too bad it's a figment of MovieBob's deranged imagination.

Heck if Biden said, "I will personally make sure that MovieBob's life get worse, and livestream ever act I take against him on the Internet," he'd probably collect at least a few more votes.

Was looking for the screenshot where Ethan Van Sciver quote tweeted this and said "WTF? Now I love Trump!" to reply to this to add to your point. But yeah, Bob does make me hate liberals. And they hate Bob because he does that. And he hates them because they think it's bad for him to openly admit his desire for blood and pain.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bad things should happen to Bad people. Also what the fuck is Trump going to do about your future. Stop You from making shitty videos about worthless slop or stopping from being a sped on Twitter? You fat sped

The fact that his enemies got what they wanted makes him seethe. The people he hates must be actively unhappy for him to be happy.

"barely 'back' from for years."

Ladies, allow me to present the Superior Man.

 

[Positron]

01Apr#01
Twitter used to hold politicans accountable; Musk turned it into a GOP's lie machine.


01Apr#02
Cops in NYC do nothing.

Cops stop being good at their jobs when doing their job land them in jail.

01Apr#03
Hence people now have to take law in their own hands. Unfortunately, one of them embarrassed himself in front of Tough Guy Bobby.


01Apr#04

01Apr#05
People who support AI art barely counts as people.

Who is in Bobby's emergency contact? And more importantly, who'd list Bobby in his or her emergency contact?

01Apr#06


01Apr#07
Rich man discovered ROGD, the phenomenon by which transsexuals reproduce.


01Apr#08

I don't know (or curious about) Jesus's karyotype, but yours is 46XY. Zzzzzzzzz.

01Apr#09

Did you pay your filters overtime Zach?

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The Ghostbusters - Frozen Empire review that he's yet to announce on Twitter.

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01Apr#12
Ashley Lynch.


01Apr#13
Nelson Peltz is now in The Rat's board.


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01Apr#22

And nothing of value is lost.

01Apr#23
Jean-Luc Godard being an knee-jerk anti-conservative retard.

I cannot tell how good a filmmaker Godard has become because I'm simply repelled by his fare; otherwise I agree with Bobby.

01Apr#24


01Apr#25
Make-belief politician says people yelling at her means they "care loudly" about her.


01Apr#26
To be fair you need a very high thematic analysis skill to understand Halo.


01Apr#27
More TV.


01Apr#28
Game consoles.


01Apr#29
So this is Steller Blade, the game that many hail as our deliverance from DEI.


01Apr#30

Forgive me for not being able to get aroused by trannies.

01Apr#31


01Apr#32

"The most unpopular people are always bad" is a truism that holds at all time.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

1Apr#03
Hence people now have to take law in their own hands. Unfortunately, one of them embarrassed himself in front of Tough Guy Bobby.

Bob and his dick rider really are fucking stupid aren't they? Sure a 1911 is a reliable gun, that's why they are still made, but they have a pretty serious flaw to them. Mainly that they have a hammer on them, this means you either holster it with the hammer cocked and ready to fire or you have to waste time while drawing the weapon to cock the hammer back. And this shit with saying the M16 and AK-47 are the best guns ever tells me he's watch too many action movies. Like with most things as time goes on new innovations change things. A shotgun in close quarters is the exact use for it. And really, a SAW? Again, stop watching so many action movies and touch some grass. None of this really matters though because again Bob has just picked his target and figures if he vomits enough pseudo intellectual word salad it means he has owned the chud that would dare to threaten the poor peace loving immigrants flooding the country.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

31Mar#11

Neither Science nor knowledge draws people to transsexualism. The fruit from the "Bad Tree" teaches you good from evil; did you vomit it out?

That's that high quality Jesuit training Bob boasts about.

31Mar#12
Gay shit in real life reminds Bobby of fiction.

Reminder that Bob believes that capeshit should become our new mythology/religion.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-7851675

31Mar#15

Bob's childlike understanding of laws and how our taxes are spent.

31Mar#21
Harry Turtledove is ((())). That explains so much.

Wasn't Harry the one who complained about people using illegal memes?

31Mar#41
Seven Samurai. Remember this is the movie responsible for Bobby's "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" handle, and he did so after he tried in vain to defend the honor of the sweet damsel Sean "Ashley Lynch" McLaggan.

What set Bob and the troon off was some guy juxtaposing Sean's Kurosawa sucks tweet with Sean sucking Marvel's dick because of the action figure smashing end fight of End Game.

Posting this here as well because Sean deserves credit for setting off FilmRobert's latest ass showing
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https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1397643513580326912

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "I'm watching SEVEN SAMURAI and realiz…

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To be fair Seven Samurai is so long there is a built in intermission in the middle of the movie. To be even more fair I have never heard anyone, ever, argue that their movie gets to be long because Seven Samurai is super long. It's a nice strawman he's constructed.

https://twitter.com/ashleylynch/status/1203599418823364615

Ashley Lynch™ ✂️🎬 on Twitter: "Avengers Endgame There's not much tha…

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And what a lovely hill it was.

Bob held onto that grudge for over two years until someone gave him a pity invite to Blue Sky and that barely uses.

31Mar#45

Seeing Bob sincerely reply to Hostage Killer, a somewhat nihilistic shitposter that does shit posting conspiracy mashup videos, is pretty surreal.

31Mar#50

What is "Jet Set Radio"?

Broadest terms, it's a Japanese roller blading game that plays like the Tony Hawk series and is more known for it's music than game play.

01Apr#03
Hence people now have to take law in their own hands. Unfortunately, one of them embarrassed himself in front of Tough Guy Bobby.

Bob "I'm not gonna win on speed - might as well win on power" Chipman opines on guns, again. If you asked cops if they would prefer a single stack 1911 that holds a max of 8+1 rounds or a Glock 22, in .40 or 9mm, that holds 15+1 rounds I'm going to take a guess and say they'd be more inclined to have the side arm that has almost double the capacity. If you asked someone who wasn't a dumbass who's convinced that there's irl balancing and damage scaling if they'd rather be in a fire fight with a semi automatic AK or grand Pappy's bolt action .308, I'm going to guess and say they'd be more inclined to take the weapon that's going to put more lead downrange faster. If you asked someone who was going to be the victim of a break in if they rather have a pre World War One shot gun that holds 4+1 shells and needs to be manually loaded one shell at a time or a tacticool modern shotgun that holds 9+1 shells and requires you to simply drop the spent magazine out and rock in a new one, I'm going to guess and say they'd be more inclined to go with the ease of use one.

"Guns are like sharks, they don't improve that often" is fucking imbeclic. The American Civil War started in 1861. In that the main weapons were muzzle loading rifles and smooth bore cannons. A mere 100 years later, faster than an eye blink in the span of humanity even if you believe in young Earth, we are in Vietnam with fully automatic weapons on both sides and howitzer artillery and missles and RPGs AND HOLY SHIT FUCKING NUKES. Bob is also blissfully unaware of how many different improvements have been made to the AK and M16 or how the M16 was developed out of the AR15 or how both the AK and AR platforms have been successfully ported over to other calibers including shotgun calibers.

Him seething and saying the shotty will jam on him is cope. I was unaware of any big jamming issues with magazine fed shottys so I looked it up. I found one guy telling people to google it and a multi reply forum post with almost all of the replies stating operator error and the rest saying it's because of cheap ammunition. Here's a surprise for you all! Any gun will jam if it's uncared for or you don't know how to use it. A pump shotgun, even a 100 year old one that has been meticulously cared for, will jam up every time if you do not fully pull back and push forward the pump handle. If you do not know how to handle your weapon, any weapon, it will fail on you because of you.

All of that to say what really doesn't need to be said. Bob doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[Mr Processor]

01Apr#03
Hence people now have to take law in their own hands. Unfortunately, one of them embarrassed himself in front of Tough Guy Bobby.

Hmm, you know despite Bob's wonderful advice, I think if I were a robber I'd still want to bypass the house with the guy with the shotgun.

01Apr#29
So this is Steller Blade, the game that many hail as our deliverance from DEI.


01Apr#30

Forgive me for not being able to get aroused by trannies.

Listening to Bob about either of these games is useless. He doesn't play them and certainly wouldn't buy either of them. He's not a customer and I don't think he even does videogame reviews anymore. When he did videogame reviews, they were honestly the terrible rantings of a deranged person. Now, to be fair, they were peak Bob content because they were much funnier than his movie reviews with a few exceptions for certain movies. Bob reviews Black Swan and we find out he masturbated to it. Bob reviews the FPS genre, and we get a deep insight into the depths of what passes for his mind.

01Apr#28
Game consoles.

So are you going to get this new Xbox handheld console, Bob? Right, no you aren't, you like to opine about videogames but you don't play them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob reviews Black Swan and we find out he masturbated to it.

“Mila Kunis eating out Natalie Portman’s pussy? Sounds like my perfect night in!”
- Bob Chipman’s review of Black Swan.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Like ONA's prize pig Patrick Tomlinson, Robert is inherently unlikable. While most people would reflect and say, "I'm disliked by everyone I meet. The common denominator is me. I must be an asshole," Robert instead says, "I'm disliked by everyone I meet. The common denominator is me.
must be so superior to everyone that they hate me."

Does Bob think saying shit like "I ALWAYS feel superior" is cute and quirky?

It's like he goes out of his way to not be endearing to anybody.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

01Apr#04

Is this supposed to be a dunk on cults, Christianity or hippies? The Family, I assume they're not referencing the Charles Manson family, is a cult out of Australia who's founder claims to be literally Jesus. Again, is this supposed to be a take down of drugged up morons for believing anything or is it a take down of cults for preying on idiots or is it a take down of Christians for believing in...Jesus? I am simply not smart enough to get it.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Is this supposed to be a dunk on cults, Christianity or hippies? The Family, I assume they're not referencing the Charles Manson family, is a cult out of Australia who's founder claims to be literally Jesus. Again, is this supposed to be a take down of drugged up morons for believing anything or is it a take down of cults for preying on idiots or is it a take down of Christians for believing in...Jesus? I am simply not smart enough to get it.

Bob is just trying to tip his fedora and show everyone that he's a Thinker. Like usual though none of what he says means anything but if you asked him to clarify he'd use it as a chance to put you down for being too stupid to be considered a "person".