Hot on the heels of Trans Visibility Day is Bobby Visibility Day.
Food poisoned by your own cooking
again, Bob? What was it this time? 5 day hot sauce marinated chicken outside the refrigerator? Or is your mom secretly
Cecilia Alcott on Infinite Stratos?
He's not wrong. Especially pampered by fucking IRAN.
Anyone familiar with Dawkins would know Dawkins has always spoken with approval how Christianity has enriched the cultural life of the west, having given us incredible art, music and architecture. He merely wonders if a widespread veneration of Science / Scientism could have been more beneficial to the arts. If being a Thinker means being blind to the glory of St Mark's Basilica, or deaf to the bliss of Thomas Tallis's 40-part motet, let me unThink.
Bobert is a Science Believer
without understanding ANYTHING.
Given his obsession with the Moon, Bobby is a Druid.
Just kiss your chinese-grown
wheat goodbye, Bob.
Will Stancil is almost as smart as Bobby.
Nobody "got" it because it wasn't a real joke and wasn't funny, Bob. It was a non sequitur. If you have to explain the joke, you already failed.
Bob and senpais rely on the Blue Curtains to save Star Wars analysis.
Interesting to see this old name pop up. Spacedad is a old somethingawful poster who is arguably more MovieBob then MovieBob.
He's a goon, so that tracks.
Kinda shocked we don’t have a thread on him. Also, maybe Bob has an old SA account floating around.
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me.
I can dislike a person and still think what happened to him is horrible. You know how in movies people sometimes say, "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy?" This is a case of that. But that viewpoint requires empathy.
Bob and the Narcissistic Left lack empathy (so do Narcissists on the Right, but I digress). Therefore their own cognitive dissonance prevents them from understanding that thing with the An Hero who they previously believed was a Chester Molester.
Dawkins, unlike Robert, is a thinker. Dawkins has seen the rot spreading through the West and concluded that Christianity served as a bulwark against it. It's easy to wag your finger at Christianity when you don't know what it's holding back.
It'd be funny if this is how God is bringing Dawkins about to saving faith.
Dawkins, Unlike Bobert, understands fully how much more backwards "Fundamentalist" Islam is than "Fundamentalist" Christianity and thus is a greater hindrance to Bobby's Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.
Sad as it is, I have to agree with SDL. Miracles occurred in the apostolic era to validate the apostles' claims, and were limited only to the apostles. Once John had his Revelation, the New Testament canon was closed, and with it, the age of miracles.
I'd say the age of
widespread miracles was closed - this doesn't mean
no miracles ever happened after that. I'm pretty sure at least one or two quasi-miraculous instances happened to me and people I know.
Saint Philip got to teleport and I'm a little jelly. Teleportation beats Jetpack by a country mile.
Becoming a Trumpist is still less detrimental to their intelligence than the choice to be Ridin' With Biden.
As per that one tweet by Bob on the Trans Day of Visibility, Bob's been riding the bowl with biden
.
Racism? Remember who said "if you have trouble figuring out if you're for me or [my opponent], then you ain't black"? That was Biden, and arguably the single most racist campaign comment from 2020.
Bob honestly believes that blacks who vote (R) are traitors who should be voting (D) like all good PeeOhCees.
9-0 SCOTUS? This was a 14th Amendment case that, despite Leftist claims that this barring trump from three states' ballots was Democracy™, the SCOTUS made the right call: State courts cannot disqualify candidates for President from being on the ballot. (By the way, three of those Supreme Court Justices were Liberals/Democrats.)
One was even that Ketanji-Brown Jackson lady who didn't dare define 'woman'. If you can't even convince HER of your argument, you fucked up.
Anti-BLM? GOOD! If BLM were a good-faith organization, they'd be finding ways to stop widespread black-on-black crime instead of cherry-picking victims that fit a narrative (George Floyd, anyone?).
That's just anti-communist.
There is literally no context that can make "I wish the Nazis hadn't ruined eugenics" sound like a joke, Bob. We've all seen the screencap, you didn't mention traffic.
Yeah, the reference to Boston traffic was a retcon. NOBODY could have guessed the context until Moviebob claimed it was about him being stuck in traffic. There is no way it's a joke because "eugenics" DOES NOT SOLVE TRAFFIC PROBLEMS. Honestly, some
needs to ask Bob, "HOW does eugenics solve traffic problems even in the context of a joke? HOW does that tweet, with NO context about fucking boston traffic therein, even MAKE SENSE as a joke?" Because it fucking DOESN'T make sense. It's not even a bad joke, it's a non-joke exceptional statement masquerading as a "joke".
"Y'know, cultural context is important with regards to a story's creation, so race swaps are pretty stupid."
"DURR SHE A FISH THO"
"Why should that matter? Even fairy tales should still have internal consistency."
"HURR UR A FLAT EARTHER"
Bob somehow manages to say so little, it's gone into the negatives.
No, the "flat earther" is the one denying the white European-ness of Ariel, Bob. And no, she is not a fish, she's a MERMAID, meaning she's only HALF fish. The bottom half.
Where's the hyperbole? TLJ was indeed nothing more than Rian Johnson getting high on postmodernism and jacking himself off at how smart he is, while simultaneously insulting fans for enjoying Star Wars and shitting on everything they like about it. He had no intention of making a movie, he just wanted to huff his own farts and get praised by idiots who think that "subverting expectations" made it good.
You have to remember that idiots like Bob and Rian Johnson think "subverting expectations" is what makes a movie/story/book/etc. "good" and "intellectual". They're also the worst of Blue Curtain Analysts.
Bob is a modern day Sisyphus, doomed to end up at the same spot every morning whether he pushed that boulder really hard... or hardly any at all.
Bob can't even properly keep up with the constantly moving goalposts that is What is Acceptable for a Hollywood Movie/TV Show/what have you. He tries, but nobody can except those with "insider information".
This one really grinds my gears, because no, children don't belong in adult jail with the unidentified adults who claim to be their relatives.
What's more racist, Bob? Pretending that nobody ever criminally trafficks children across the border under the illusion of being their parents, or stopping traffickers who claim to be a child's parent(s) but probably aren't?
