If I make a twitter account, I've finally found the perfect tweet to trigger Bob.
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If using the proper Asian surname-first convention, then his name would be Mario Itsumi. (For the curious, the male form of the name Itsumi--逸見--could be defined as "
superior vision", something Moviebob will never be able to possess.)
[2024.04.21-02] Mother Jones journo claims New Hampshire has passed a bill would end the requirement for parents enrolling kids in childcare to provide documentation of polio and measles vaccination; Mother Jones is the only source of this piece of news.
Which makes this an "according to" situation. In order for this news to have any validity, it requres at least two sources in order to qualify as fact.
Anyone have "Condoning Suicide of Political Opponents" on their Moviebob Bingo cards?
[2024.04.21-04] Boring TDS.
Nelson Muntz: "HA ha!"
And you wanna know something funny about Moviebob retweeting Miss Brown? Moviebob is one of those smug, "righteous" jerkwads who puts its own personal desires over the needs of anyone else.
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It beggars belief that Biden hasn't headhunted Bobby to be Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
My guess regarding Moviebob's first target of said missiles: Central Wyoming.
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Those Russians are more intellectually advacned than you'll ever be, Bobby.
[2024.04.21-08] If Bobby were a boss, he'd ensure his underlings are 100% women and trannies, simply by firing any man who dare to speak out against DEI.
If Moviebob were the boss at a company that holds my interest, I'd be looking for work elsewhere before I submitted my employment application.

"[Musk] has made tech a more hostile environment for women because of his DEI crusade." As SJWs love to say, the taking away of privilege feels like oppression.
Correct.
[2024.04.21-26] Bobby notices that his This Movie Exists series isn't doing so well.
That, as we say, is a good thing.
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What animal ate the brain transplant meant for Bobby?
Don't worry about it. Plenty of Moviebob-compatible brains can be found in the goldfish department of your local pet store.
[2024.04.21-36] Gaming has always been political. See? Conservatives have always clamored about banning games!
Clearly Moviebob doesn't understand
why The Guy Game was pulled from store shelves...
[2024.04.21-40] Once again, Bobby is startled that chicken can fly.
I'd be surprised if Moviebob perviously believed that the only ability chickens possessed involved dismantling themselves into McNuggets.
Given that Moviebob is an angry, obsolete mayo-dork, one can only hope this means Moviebob is travelling to Ukraine and volunterring to become a speedbump for Russian tanks.