Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Strongly doubt it. Probably going to a con or something. Or else tagging along as part of the Gay Theory bum boys.

Guy's career is at a dead end. Nobody of any worth is making anything with him
Just looked it up and yeah, Ana Con is this weekend so he's probably there for that. But the only guests listed are a Disney Imagineer and a YA novelist. There's also Disney on Ice, but I doubt he can afford flying out for that unless mommy and Chris pitched in to fly him out so they could have a weekend without him. Hopefully he's not going to LA for the Quinceneara Expo going on this weekend. Bob around teenage girls is not a good thing.

I couldn't find anything about Game Theory going to Anacon, maybe Chris and Mom really did just fly him out there for a weekend so he could nerd out away from them.
"Someone please take X to a model train store for fuck's sack" is unironically a good insult for crazy people. I might just borrow it one day.
He talked about getting a model train set in a recent video, I think Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, where he said he wanted to get into the hobby but couldn't afford it. I guess that's his new, weird, unattainable goal.
 
He talked about getting a model train set in a recent video, I think Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, where he said he wanted to get into the hobby but couldn't afford it. I guess that's his new, weird, unattainable goal.
It's an unrealistic goal for someone who lives in his Mom's house. Honestly, model trains aren't cheap these days, but I think he could probably afford a train set:


But, he's not going to have a train room in his Mom's house. Even if he lived in a small apartment by himself, this kind of thing would be a little tough. There are other hobbies that make sense more for someone with limited space.
 
28Apr#01
Bobby was invited to MatPat's retirement party, which is apparently held at Google's premise. Shoot me all your ballpit jokes.
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Apparently Bobby cannot iron his shirt without mommy.

28Apr#02
And none of the Style Theory folk offered to help.
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This fucking video is 2 hours, 46 minutes long. So no local archive.

28Apr#03
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I wish Delta had a troon stewardess to serve him. BTW could someone look around at the social media of MatPat's orbiters to see if a wrinkled white blimp floats by.

28Apr#04
Bobby had been trying to renew his passport, for what purpose I have no idea -- but it wasn't a pleasant experience.
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If Bobby means "fiery revolution , you'll read about more about it soon.


28Apr#05
Rodham tries to scare off Trump voters with mah climate.
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28Apr#06
Speaking of carbon emission, Bobby wants to burn things, for what I have no idea.
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28Apr#07
Someone actually believes that AOC stands on the people's side. She is literally Liberty Leading The People.
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28Apr#08
Someone wants Henry Cavill as Cyclops. You know what Bobby would say.
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Oh, speaking of AI, here's a little in-flight entertainment for Bobby, courtesy of Tsinghua University of China.

28Apr#09
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28Apr#10
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Cartoon.
28Apr#11
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He was lucky to be invited to something like this.
Probably, yes. Gay Theory will offer him work and invite him to their parties, but won't publicise either of those things for obvious reasons
His hair looks pretty terrible, he should probably have seen a hair stylist before he left.
I dunno what a hair stylist could have done with what little there is there. Probably should've shaved it all off. Embrace the bald
 
It's honestly not the worst picture I've seen of him. He was lucky to be invited to something like this. His hair looks pretty terrible, he should probably have seen a hair stylist before he left.

This ugly pigfucker couldn't be assed to buy a grown up button down shirt or dress socks for his own sister's wedding; you think he's going to bother making himself presentable for some colleague's ("colleague," lol) retirement party? He just wanted to be able to say he'd rubbed elbows with the glitterati, such as they are, at Google HQ.
 
"Someone please take X to a model train store for fuck's sack" is unironically a good insult for crazy people. I might just borrow it one day.
He talked about getting a model train set in a recent video, I think Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, where he said he wanted to get into the hobby but couldn't afford it. I guess that's his new, weird, unattainable goal.
I can't be the only one who thinks that Bob's idea of a healthy hobby involves trains is an incredibly revealing insight for reasons he doesn't understand.Why-to-Autistics-Life-Trains-Autism-Education.jpg
This ugly pigfucker couldn't be assed to buy a grown up button down shirt or dress socks for his own sister's wedding; you think he's going to bother making himself presentable for some colleague's ("colleague," lol) retirement party? He just wanted to be able to say he'd rubbed elbows with the glitterati, such as they are, at Google HQ.
In fairness to Bob, his beard does look more trimmed here than in past photos of him. While he might be balding, it does look like he is keeping it short and combed unlike a certain other sperg that Bob has a well-known hatred of. That doesn't of course excuse the way he dressed when attending this event.

It isn't shocking and more expected, but the photo is just more of a revelation as to how Bob's lifestyle choices are now finally catching up to him. He has always had the opportunity to eat right, work out and drop all the stress he had in his life. He instead chose not to and is now paying the price for it.
 
[2024.04.28-01] Bobby was invited to MatPat's retirement party, which is apparently held at Google's premise. Shoot me all your ballpit jokes.
No ballpit joke from me. Instead, I have this:
And I thought Moviebob was already ugly enough on the inside...

[2024.04.28-02] And none of the Style Theory folk offered to help.
Trust me: No matter how Moviebob dresses, Bob will always appear as sharp as a balloon.

This fucking video is 2 hours, 46 minutes long. So no local archive.
I wouldn't watch it either way.

[2024.04.28-03]
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Bad creature undergoing unpleasant experience. Me happy.

[2024.04.28-04] Bobby had been trying to renew his passport, for what purpose I have no idea...
Well, given that Moviebob is a Dumbfuckistani citizen trying to enter America...

...but it wasn't a pleasant experience.
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Moviebob undergoing two unpleasant experiences? Me double happy.



[2024.04.28-05] Rodham tries to scare off Trump voters with mah climate.
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Führer Hillary, Climate Change™ cultist.



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[2024.04.28-06] Speaking of carbon emission, Bobby wants to burn things, for what I have no idea.
For the superiyaa fyuuchaa. What else?

Any tool in Moviebob's hands will either be used for nefarious purposes or for Moviebob's own pleasure (a Venn diagram which encompasses a complete, perfect circle).



Only someone who's as blind as a bat would ever want to date Moviebob under their own willpower.
 
It's been said already, but I'll echo: Bob is looking rough.

Granted, I know that we all age differently. Some people live their whole lives with a full head of hair, some go bald in their 20s. Some people look young for their age, some old. Some people go gray early, some far later. Genes are a crapshoot, and it's hard to predict how any particular person will look as they get older.

With all that being said, Bob really does not look good at all. Looking at that selfie:
  • With how little hair he still has on top, Bob should just bite the bullet and go full chrome dome. Granted, it'll probably just put how misshapen his actual skull is on full display, but that's slightly less pathetic than attempting to cling to the patchy mess he has now.
  • Beard's not looking much better, though he should definitely keep that. We know what he looks like clean shaven, and it is not an improvement. It's gotten a lot grayer, I give it a couple years before there's no color there.
  • He still somehow has those sunken cheeks despite being a tub o' lard. It truly defies explanation and does not help his appearance. The drooping jowls and double chin only make the effect even worse.
  • Bob might be legally blind with the strength of those prescription lenses. Look at how much they warp the sides of his head. He could give Elliot No-Dong-Jones a run for his money in the bad eyesight competition.
  • He doesn't look jaundiced, but he does look flushed. Anyone want to take bets on how many drinks he was deep at this point?
  • It looks like he's wearing some kind of button-down over a polo, so his fashion sense has not improved. The only positive is that his outfit doesn't drastically offend my senses like his Mario blazer.
  • Bob still doesn't know how to take a picture. The smile looks pained, he's looking at his phone's screen with his rooster stare and not the camera, and he's not even posing with anyone else. I thought these were your colleagues, Bob! Don't they want to be around you?
And all this at 43. Roald Dahl was on to something when he put forth the "ugly thoughts make ugly people" theory. On a whim, I flipped through my church's directory, mostly people in their 60s to 80s, and they look leagues better than Bob does because they're much happier people. (To be fair, those photos were a few years old and professionally done, but I just saw them at church today and they still looked better.) Bob's been holding nothing but seething anger and hatred inside of him for decades now, and it's clearly taken a toll on his physical appearance. The average-sized Mickey D's meals and rum for breakfast certainly haven't helped, but honestly, those are just extensions of his bad mental state. I can only imagine how bad he's going to look if and when he makes it to 50.

I doubt we'll find out, but I do hope that Bob heading out there made more than a few people ask who the fuck he was, or why the fuck they actually paid him to do any kind of writing for them. I would honestly laugh if one of the new Theorist higher-ups saw him and decided to quietly remove him from any future video plans.
 
And all this at 43. Roald Dahl was on to something when he put forth the "ugly thoughts make ugly people" theory. On a whim, I flipped through my church's directory, mostly people in their 60s to 80s, and they look leagues better than Bob does because they're much happier people. (To be fair, those photos were a few years old and professionally done, but I just saw them at church today and they still looked better.) Bob's been holding nothing but seething anger and hatred inside of him for decades now, and it's clearly taken a toll on his physical appearance. The average-sized Mickey D's meals and rum for breakfast certainly haven't helped, but honestly, those are just extensions of his bad mental state. I can only imagine how bad he's going to look if and when he makes it to 50.
It's a thread meme that Bob's crime and punishment are being Robert Louis "Moviebob" Chipman, but it's these horrifying selfies that prove the truth of the meme. He did this to himself. Being a smug prick, getting irrationally angry at The Donald/GooberGate/the politics of the day, his terrible diet, locking himself in his basement/bedroom with no exercise, and some other factor I'm probably forgetting did this to him- and all of these are factors under his control. He has sown the wind, and now he reaps the whirlwind. Barring an act of God, I don't think he could change even if he wanted to.

As a personal note, I know Bob makes us angry. I know his smug know-it-all attitude and insistence on getting things wrong raise our collective blood pressure. His skirting the edge of Xitter's ToS and not getting banned when other accounts are still banned for less angers us. But these pictures of him are the payoff. Every few months, we get to see him slowly rot by his own actions and lifestyle. You could see the beginnings of it during the Great Autism Wars, and now it's entering full bloom.

Prematurely graying and balding, no spark in his eyes, body crumbling from alcoholism and a bad diet- ladies and gentlemen, behold the Superior Man!
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