Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

08May#02
Oven dodger Bernie Sanders don't want people to make money out of their rental property.

Operate at a loss, dammit!

08May#08
Retards continue to tard about Superman's leotard.

Short of actually molesting little boys, I don't think one can get gayer than creaming his pants for another man pulling up his boots.

What's "off" is the emotions this image gives off. Superman doesn't don the tights and cape unless there's a need, so there's usually a sense of urgency. Here he looks like he's thinking, "Well, I guess I gotta go save those retards.... again."

07May#08

Bernie's video is more than 8 minutes long so I skipped it.

Bernie is a retard who doesn't understand how things work, because he's never held an actual job in his life. Much like Robert, now that I think of it.

07May#14

Don't you Fucking Love Science?

Robert, you missed it because you're too busy being a drunken retard on Xitter.

08May#16
Tough guy Bob comments on a fight.

Indeed white shirt would probably punch the other guy to death if not for the intervention of other people.

In case anyone doubts why Robert deserves a spot in the Internet Tough Guys subforum, here you go.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

A fun game is to go back to a gaming video Bob did about a game or series you've played and see just how wrong he gets everything.

There was a joke with Razorfist that he is the right-wing version of Moviebob because both of them used to do "video game reviews" despite not playing the games.

 

[TVB]

Has Bob talked about the Helldivers 2 thing?

I'm sure he knows absolutely nothing about the game, but I would expect him to be pissy about it anyway, because gamers getting their way is always bad, according to him.

Disappointingly no. On one hand, he would've praised Sony for being, at one point, wanting the game instead of "muh heckin' PC chuds" and going against gamers being more reasonable. On the other, he doesn't care too much about Sony than he does with Nintendo

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I don't know what Blobby is talking about Shatner.

He's never been very politically vocal, He's probably liberal but doesn't really say much as for his and Hamill careers Shatner's definitely has had the bigger career.

The only two things of true note Hamill has done is Luke Skywalker and voice Joker everything else has been small parts like his voicing Hobgoblin on the Spider-Man TAS or his small guest movie roles.

Shatner after TOS the roles came far and between in the 70's like he did Kingdom of the Spider and Devil's Rain both tv horror movies and made some Columbo Appearances.

His career though picked up in the 80's with the TOS films and TJ Hooker. In the 90's he was hosting Rescue 911 and did his own sci-fi tv series Tek Wars based off books he wrote. By the 00's he was starring in Boston Legal and did a season or so of Shit My Dad Said. As of currently he's 93 looks and moves like a man 30 years younger and mentally sharp as one too, just made a documentary on his life and went to actual space. Given Shatner was in his 50's when his career rebounded, he proves as you get older it doesn't need to mean your best days are behind you. While I have no major issues with Hamill the man definitely hangs on to his glory from 40 fucking years ago.

 

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Tough guy Bob comments on a fight.

reminder that in bobs defective brain he totally fight chuds at dave and busters after the cute waitress make cute eyes to him.
what a sick fuck lmao

 

[Mr Processor]

reminder that in bobs defective brain he totally fight chuds at dave and busters after the cute waitress make cute eyes to him.
what a sick fuck lmao

I feel sorry for that waitress.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Tranny Sideshow informs me that movie is about someone lamenting that the show Buffy The Vampire Slayer ends. So a typical "mumblecore" movie, most of which are made by scions of rich jews anyway.

It’s basically a movie that would never be made if his parents didn’t pay for it. Every single interview with him is insufferable dull normal intelligence desperately trying to sound deep. I can understand why Bob likes him.
He only gets attention because Jewish tranny from money.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.05.08-02] Oven dodger Bernie Sanders don't want people to make money out of their rental property.

Unless you're Bernie Sanders, who owns three properties.

By the way, "landlords should not be allowed to raise rents [...] whenever they want". There's are two dead giveaways as to why landlords in California are raising their rent: Climate Change cultist Democrat governance. (No further elaboration is necessary. Both dead giveaways are provided in the last sentence before this spoiler.)

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[2024.05.08-12]

Meanwhile Youtube video essayist Bob Chipman threatens to impregnate 44 unknown individuals for preparation of his 44th birthday.

You sure about that? Moviebob's not a biologist, so Moviebob is unqualified to determine which humans are male, female, or other.

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[2024.05.08-14]

Projectorbob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

There was a joke with Razorfist that he is the right-wing version of Moviebob because both of them used to do "video game reviews" despite not playing the games.

I don't know. Razorfist can at least come off as erudite in his speech and actually self-published his own novel (can't remember if it's graphic or not) whereas Bob is utterly oafish and lacks any spark of creativity. All he can do is consume pop culture pablum.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't know. Razorfist can at least come off as erudite in his speech and actually self-published his own novel (can't remember if it's graphic or not) whereas Bob is utterly oafish and lacks any spark of creativity. All he can do is consume pop culture pablum.

Razor is like Critical Drinker and (grudgingly, because his book is dreadful) Shadiversity: they're a little more worthy of respect than your typical anti-shilling account because they put their money where their mouths are and create something. I haven't read either of Razor's works, but people are excited about something other than corporate slops, and that's no small thing in this day and age.

Bob would never do such a thing, not only because he's about as creative as a lump of lead, but because he craves the approval of the Establishment. He'd write a comic if it meant being published by Marvel; he'd never strike out to do one independently, and likely looks down his nose on those who do.

 

[TowinKarz]

Razor is like Critical Drinker and (grudgingly, because his book is dreadful) Shadiversity: they're a little more worthy of respect than your typical anti-shilling account because they put their money where their mouths are and create something. I haven't read either of Razor's works, but people are excited about something other than corporate slops, and that's no small thing in this day and age.

Bob would never do such a thing, not only because he's about as creative as a lump of lead, but because he craves the approval of the Establishment. He'd write a comic if it meant being published by Marvel; he'd never strike out to do one independently, and likely looks down his nose on those who do.

Also, RF has demonstrated the competency to play somewhat technical video games to success, like Battletech.

For all his Mario worship, I don't recall a famous moment of Bob actually PLAYING any game from anywhere across the canon in a way worth watching , 90% of his Mario "content" is him analyzing blue curtains in the games to validate his politics.

 

[The tired cat]

did his own sci-fi tv series Tek Wars based off books he wrote.

Just an FYI, but apparently Shatner didnt write that book, it was ghost written by another guy and seems later there was a lawsuit about it.

It’s basically a movie that would never be made if his parents didn’t pay for it. Every single interview with him is insufferable dull normal intelligence desperately trying to sound deep. I can understand why Bob likes him.
He only gets attention because Jewish tranny from money.

Also doesnt help how the movie doesnt go anywhere, so to sell it they need to make it seem like its a weird David Lynch type movie

 

[Koby_Fish]

Learn to... you know the drill.

Learn to line up a job BEFORE you pull up stakes? (yaya I know it's 'learn to code' but ). Texas wasn't going to kill y'all troons in the time it takes to go on LinkedIn or whatever and line something up. I know the mentally deranged/ill are often impulsive, but cripes.

If I were the landlord I will NOT agree to that either.

If i were desperate I would agree to a carpeted bathroom, but then be VERY FUCKING CAREFUL. I understand full well the pitfalls of carpeted bathrooms and would need to check for rot underneath because carpeted bathrooms are fucking stupid, but even I could figure out how NOT to make it worse.

07May#35

Lindsay the Abortion never loved you.

Neither did anyone else, especially not the alleged participants in the fabled Judy Blume Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret threesome. And certainly not the fabled lesbun stockbroker he supposedly bearded for. Why any lesbican would ask BOB, of all people, to be their beard, is baffling to me, unless they were that fucking desperate and everybody else said fuck no or were already attached, and Bob the Perpetual Virgin was their last hope of not outing themselves to their family, and Bob thought he was doing her a solid (especially if she was the one paying for Bob's fairly small amounts of McDonald's The Keg/Discount Dave & Busters/Hahvahd Watering Hole.)

I think William Shanter is also a kooky liberal?

he is, but he's anti-"woke" as in, he doesn't like it when "liberals" start acting Illiberally.

I don't think a "fahkin'" great place would serve food on a styrofoam plate.

ackshually looks like a paper plate, like for take-away.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Razor is like Critical Drinker and (grudgingly, because his book is dreadful) Shadiversity: they're a little more worthy of respect than your typical anti-shilling account because they put their money where their mouths are and create something. I haven't read either of Razor's works, but people are excited about something other than corporate slops, and that's no small thing in this day and age.

Bob would never do such a thing, not only because he's about as creative as a lump of lead, but because he craves the approval of the Establishment. He'd write a comic if it meant being published by Marvel; he'd never strike out to do one independently, and likely looks down his nose on those who do.

He's made snide remarks about indies, be it film, writing or criticism. Especially criticism, if you're not being paid by a company what's even the point of making a video? That's literally his stance on Critical Drinker and others.

Bob doesn't put his money where his mouth is not just because he doesn't have any money, but also because that's a personal risk to him. He knows the stories of Kevin Smith and Robert Rodriguez funding their first movies themselves, and that leading to their careers with the studios, but he's insistent that in order for his film career to take off, he needs to be approached by someone else. After all, that's how he got hired at Escapist, Geek and Theorist, so obviously he shouldn't need to do any work in getting his movie career off the ground.

He's mentioned a few times that he put himself into debt because of Covid, involving a project with people from out of state, so I assumed he might have tried the Kevin Smith method of putting together a movie on a credit card, but I'm probably wrong. Bob being Bob, he's probably lying.

As for Razorfist, haven't seen much of his stuff except this:

 

[King Dead]

08May#01
Context for Bobby's self-descriptive "shrinkydink-brain take": Radiohead. Why would anyone take this wanker band seriously?

I don't know if we'll ever be able to top this as an example of Bob's habit of projecting. He's a stupid idiot filled with hate who bases his opinions on putting himself on the opposing side of the people he hates. He is actively getting even dumber because of that, yet he somehow thinks that that's everyone else's problem, not his. The enlightened man of the future, everybody.

08May#06

It doesn't matter if the Rat limits itself to three movies and two TV shows a year. The real question is, is that still too much? I don't care how much copium Bobby's huffing, the MCU isn't as much of a cultural juggernaut as it used to be, and people don't show up solely because of the Marvel name anymore (as The Marvels clearly demonstrated). They're still ridiculously expensive to produce, and if the audience doesn't care enough to show up, they're not going to make money off of them.

I still haven't seen a single Marvel movie since Endgame, and I know I'm not the only one.

08May#08
Retards continue to tard about Superman's leotard.

Short of actually molesting little boys, I don't think one can get gayer than creaming his pants for another man pulling up his boots.

I really don't get Bob's full-throated insistence that "the Internet just doesn't matter." You'd think he'd want it to matter since that's where he makes his living. He's basically implicitly admitting that people shouldn't listen to him because he exists solely online, despite his obvious belief that he's better and more important than everyone around him.

That last reply hits the nail on the head, though: if it's okay for Bob to figuratively suck James Gunn's cock over a single still image, then it's also okay for people to have the exact opposite reaction. But of course, Bob doesn't see it that way because he is pure and good and the chuds who have a negative opinion are evil and stupid.

08May#09

I think William Shanter is also a kooky liberal?

Shat is probably a standard liberal, but he is also squarely in his "don't give a fuck" years and has more fun making fun of idiots than parroting dogma. He's also voiced his disapproval of how Paramount seems to be actively avoiding any representation of Kirk in Star Trek advertising (the most egregious example being a huge ensemble image that included just about everyone...except Kirk), so he's definitely not like Hamill in the sense that he wouldn't agree to do something that would emasculate the character of Kirk just so he could play the role again.

08May#11
Stupid Kotaku drama.

Y'know, I remember in the olden days of Newgrounds and the like when people created some really basic stupid Flash games where you beat up or shot some famous person like Bush or bin Laden or whatever. Nobody really gave a fuck about them then , and nobody gives a fuck about it now that it's some whore game journo with daddy issues. You're literally giving them the attention they want, you fucking retard. Go suck some more cocks instead of feeding the trolls.

08May#13

Russell Brand realizes he's on a downward slope, gets clean, and finds Jesus. Bob bemoans someone making a conscious decision to improve themselves because...?

08May#14

It's funny because people initially thought that "Moviebob" was just a persona and that Bob was putting on an act for the camera. But no, it turns out he is indeed that much of an abrasive asshole.

Also, NC's still pulling in decent numbers on his channel all these years later and despite the whole Change the Channel debacle a couple years ago. His main videos get six-figure views, usually about 200k per episode, but even his lesser-viewed videos still blow Bobby's paltry viewcounts out of the water. I think he isn't concerned at all about your opinions, Bobbo.

I don't think a "fahkin'" great place would serve food on a styrofoam plate.

Respectfully disagree. There are some truly excellent places to eat across this country that aren't fancy in the slightest, and I'd be totally fine with their serving my food on a paper plate if it's delicious.

That sandwich does look good, though, especially since I'm rather hungry at the moment. I'm gonna go fix something to eat now.

 

[Positron]

09May#01
Bobby tweeted so fucking much yesterday I demand overtime pay, and most of what he tweeted concerned this smallest tempest in the soy latte cup: the one-minute ad Apple made for their AI-empowered New iPad Pro (A&N). Let's set the tone of the 15 or so screenshot that follows:


09May#02
This is what Bobby posted before his siesta, which hardly prepare you from the rage he had afterwards.


09May#03
The ad is honestly bad; turntable, musical instruments, cans of paint, and video-game mascots are being crushed between two heavy metal plates. Bobby wonders what priceless treasures have been destroyed during its making. BTW read the blue-highlighted part: it shows us a hitherto unknown aspect of Bobby's autism.

It is just the old "get people talking" trick that the AIDS-encephalopathic genderqueers in Madison Avenue have been selling for more than a century.

09May#04
First the good news: Bobby at least concedes the ad is expertly made.

As for what Bobby thinks the ad is *saying* and why he rage over that, please look at the next dozen screen shots.

09May#05
Bobby compares the ad to the petty vandalism of Just Stop Oil kiddies.

Given Bobby cannot afford a new computer, it doesn't matter if Apple offends him.

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09May#07
Among the carnage, what pained Bobby most was the... take a guess?


09May#08

Thank you, empathy expert.

09May#09
Still, given the barrage of tweets Bobby made over a one-minute ad, he happens to make a good point.

I don't know if that Oldsmobile ad destroyed a whole car company.

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09May#11
Sean McLaggan, Bobby's tranny sweetheart, is one of the rare voices who say the internet is overreacting.

If Sean were a normal man or woman, Bobby would not hesitate to say he is not a person and his life doesn't matter; but since Sean isn't, Bobby has to bow out with a lie, "I respect disagreement".

09May#12
Oh, BTW, it might surprise you (it certainly surprised me), but Bobby has always hated the Apple cult and has always derived smug satisfaction from that fact.

Why are you so much against Superior Future Bobby?

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09May#15
Bobby goes so far as to wish Biden arrest Tim Cook.


09May#16
All the talks about nostalgia relics and poor, poor emojis took the attention away from the elephant in the room: Generative AI. Thanks to the new iPad Pro, unworthy people gets to be called artists, writers, game devs, etc.


09May#17
At these trying times, take hope that The Force of Good still shines bright.


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Monkey!

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I suspect Bobby does it for free, unlike other shills.

09May#23
The Fall Guy sails on 80s nostalgia, which explains why millennials -- Bobby's demographic -- are not attracted to it.


09May#24
Millennials think they deserve "fantastic careers".


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09May#40
MatPat has a feature biopic, most likely a vanity project. Let's hope Bobby will make a cameo.


09May#41
Oh, Jeremy Boreing launches a politically incorrect Family Guy!

The protagonist is a shop teacher, so he is guaranteed to wear a gigantic breast form in the Second Season.

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09May#42
Nutters in the GOP wants to give people who speak against the antichrist what the Dems gave to Jan 6 sightseers.


09May#43
Demented Uncle Joe seems to have enough with the antichrist yahoo.


09May#44
Jr. finds a new gimmick. A&N.

If Jr. has a worm in his brain, imagine Biden.

09May#45

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Still, given the barrage of tweets Bobby made over a one-minute ad, he happens to make a good point.

I don't know if that Oldsmobile ad destroyed a whole car company.

The Oldsmobile Aurora ad did not sink Oldsmobile. Oldsmobile already had some issues occurring before they launched the Aurora. They were already losing footing in the car market thanks to increase competition. Especially from foreign made cars. If anything, some of their redesigns in the mid-90s like the Aurora actually helped increase sales for the remainder of the decade. It unfortunately just wasn't enough to save them in the end.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

9May#22

I suspect Bobby does it for free, unlike other shills.

I watched the one review that I linked a few days ago just out of curiosity. I had never even heard of this movie before Bob started cry jizzing about it. I ended up watching the entire thing because I was incredibly surprised that the two fags doing the review one of them thought the movie was just OK and the other did not like it at all. They said that they saw it at some film fest screening at Berlin and at or near the climax of the movie people started walking out. So if two fags, who use words like "toxic", "problematic", and "representation", didn't think it was all that amazing then what did Bob see in it? There was a moment in the review when it hit me. One of the fags started talking about how this movie reminded him of times when he was a kid and used to desperately yearn to be part of some tv show/movie/piece of media because he hated where he was at at the moment. Everything about Bob's weirdo affliction from the movie made perfect sense then. It has nothing to do with any trans message, which the two fags agree is pretty surface level. It has everything to do with Bob not being able to become Captain N and go on adventures with Mario and Shigeru Miyamoto not personally thanking him and resurrecting his dead dog when Bob was a child. Bob saw a shitty movie by trans Woody Allen about the black nerd from the Jurassic World movies convinced that he was living in a TV show called The Pink Opaque and said to himself "He's just like me for real for real". I'm glad his idiot lesser brother hasn't seen this mess yet. It would probably be the thing that finally makes his egg crack and get butt fucked in a dress.

09May#29

Holy shit it's fucking cannon that Cable cannot use the full extent of his psychic powers because almost all of it is dedicated to keeping the techno virus that is eating him alive, and is why a good chunk of his body is metal, at bay. This is such a staple of Cable's character that even some random consoomer knows about it and yet somehow Bob does not. He is shamefully bad at his pretend job.

EDIT:
Holy shit I watched that Apple ad and those retards are flinging shit over that?!?! The only thing recognizable from that is the ceramic Angry Birds bird. Everything else is generic or a knock off like the Space Imploders arcade cabinet. I watched it twice just to be sure. If this was in Kingsman 5 and one of the super not-spies did this to the collection and belongings of some strawman caricature of a bigot, like the Westborough Baptist stand ins in the first movie, Bob would not only not have a problem with it but he would applaud it. Robbed of context Bob doesn't know what to do so he goes on an autistic screed about how damaging this ad is and how he gets anxiety when going to a thrift store and seeing plates that might have been once part of a set. This is the man who wants everything not 200 miles close to the coast line to be turned into a wildlife preserve for mammoths and hippos because the people living there do not deserve rights or to live. I cannot even comprehend what Bob's life is like anymore.

 

[blablabla]

Bobby tweeted so fucking much yesterday I demand overtime pay, and most of what he tweeted concerned this smallest tempest in the soy latte cup: the one-minute ad Apple made for their AI-empowered New iPad Pro (A&N). Let's set the tone of the 15 or so screenshot that follows:

what a fucking worthless loser

 

[Dr J]

Bob would never do such a thing, not only because he's about as creative as a lump of lead, but because he craves the approval of the Establishment. He'd write a comic if it meant being published by Marvel; he'd never strike out to do one independently, and likely looks down his nose on those who do.

Didn't he vanity-publish Brick by Brick?

The only reason he doesn't put himself out there creatively is because deep down he knows he'd get mocked, as he did for Brick-By-Brick. Wanting to be seen as legitimate and wanting a name publisher/producer/whatever to take him up is only part of it