Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Positron]

In that moment, "Samsquatch" became a hero.

See if you can find more heros in the following exchange:

18May#01

I presume the "significant operation" was that Care Bear x Paradise Lost movie co-written with James Gunn.

18May#02

Bobby is the living example of "having more stuff does not necessarily makes you happier".

18May#03
In another piece of good news, Brother Alpha got suspended.


18May#04
What precipitate Brother Alpha's suspension was probably somethin racist posted by Bobby, which he then deleted.

Giant insectoids are an apt description of jews. Thank you Bobby.

18May#05

How has a traffic jam led to Bobby making a eugenic "joke"? It makes no fucking sense.

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18May#07
Jasmine Crocket and MTG get scolded for starting a bitchy quarrel in congress. Archive of Forbes. AOC thinks it was entirely the GOP's fault that the niggress would had to suffer the indignity of having her fake eyelashes ridiculed.


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18May#09
Politics becomes pop culture. Excuse me, politics has always been pop culture.

We saw Chris Morlock yesterday, when Bobby gave him the "my brother is an engineer, how about you?" treatment (17May#13)

18May#10

Every word written by Eddie 'Liger' Smith is nonsense.

18May#11
Japan now gives divorced parents a choice between sole custody and joint custody; previously only one parent can be the custodian. Details from Kyodo News.

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18May#12

DEI is an example of "stupidity". Regardless, people should cultivate a hobby that is less dependent on consoom. Move away from card games, tabletop games, and video games. Learn to play an instrument or kick a ball.

18May#13
I don't even play video games but it has given me so much second-handed headache.


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18May#17
A descendent of samurai appears!


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18May#20

Perhaps this is why Bobby thinks MCU is of the same cultural importance as the Globe Theatre: both did good businesses.

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18May#24

"No art is safe" indeed.

18May#25
We know what the world needs most at this moment: even more ugly cartoons for "adults"!

 

[Dr J]

I presume the "significant operation" was that Care Bear x Paradise Lost movie co-written with James Gunn.

I assume that he meant a medical operation. He's complaining that his health is going to shit. Which...whose fault is that? How is this refuting Johnny Dakota's arguments?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I doubt he was evicted, at least in the legal sense of the word. Eviction takes time, usually a lot of time, and getting evicted in a cobalt blue state like Massachusetts during COVID had to be next to impossible.

in just about every jurisdiction I can think of, a landlord only has to say the magic words, "I'm SELLING" and the renters are SOL. Then she did a renovation and didn't sell. Where I come from, that's called a backdoor Renoviction.

I don't know all the ins and outs of Massachusetts property law, but my guess is this was more or less done by the book. A landlord has the right to decide not to let a renter renew their lease, so as long as he was properly notified and given enough time to get his stuff and move back in with Ma Chipman, Bob doesn't really have any room to complain.

And at any rate, his suffering is funny.

I'm pretty sure the landlady was sick and tired of Bob's bullshit (and probably had an aneurysm when she found out about the Greenscreen-cum-wall.)

I presume the "significant operation" was that Care Bear x Paradise Lost movie co-written with James Gunn.

I am uncertain, but it's either to do with the tranny slasher film that the buddy grifted and ran away with the cash to California from (Bob AND Chris sunk their money into that fronthole), OR Bob was ackshually making headway in some sort of movie/studio project but The Coof got in the way halfway through and fucked him over because they couldn't do shit but people still needed to be paid for whatever.

How has a traffic jam led to Bobby making a eugenic "joke"? It makes no fucking sense.

that was this tweet:

And yeah, it makes no fucking sense, either in context, or out of it. It makes even LESS sense with bob's "explanation" about how it was about being stuck in traffic, though "eugenics" is NOT the solution for traffic jams either in reality or in jest.

"No art is safe" indeed.

hell, I remember when Ernie Sabella (the voice of Puumba in The OG Lion King alongside fellow gay Nathan Lane as Timon) said that Timon and Puumba are the first openly gay characters (specifically the first GAY COUPLE) in a children's cartoon/movie/Disney thing. That was back in the fucking 1990s when the movie first opened.

I assume that he meant a medical operation. He's complaining that his health is going to shit. Which...whose fault is that? How is this refuting Johnny Dakota's arguments?

Naw, he was hyping some hush-hush thing that he never really explained, but it sounded like he was going to have his own studio, either for his Youtube Channel or for actual movie productions, but then it fell through because lockdowns, and he was out the deposits or some such nonsense.

 

[Dr J]

Ernie Sabella (the voice of Puumba in The OG Lion King alongside fellow gay Nathan Lane as Timon)

Ernie Sabella's not gay (Nathan Lane very much is)

 

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18May#22

malcom is fucking huge even more in the south american dub, what in the fuck is this pants shitting mongo even talking about

 

[Koby_Fish]

Ernie Sabella's not gay (Nathan Lane very much is)

well then the newspaper got it wrong because back then it said Ernie Sabella was gay. Maybe the Associated Press assumed that he was without confirming it, or maybe he's bi? I do not believe he had gotten married to his wife by then. IDK. But newspapers getting shit wrong is like a day ending in Y.

 

[JayHarrison]

In that moment, "Samsquatch" became a hero. He might not know it himself, but he will be revered for all time. Or at least as long as people remember his epic own of a minor z-list Internet celebrity named Robert "MovieBob" Chipman.

There are 26 base letters in the English/latin aphabet. You'd need at least thirteen more to come up with a letter that associates with Moviebob's intellectual level because Z is much too high.

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See if you can find more heros in the following exchange:

[2024.05.18-01]

@JohnnyDakota_X is one of those heroes. On a side not, there's no way Moviebob could ever be a social Darwinist as Moviebob is on the amoeba side of the evolutionary scale--at least if we're talking about intelligence.

I presume the "significant operation" was that Care Bear x Paradise Lost movie co-written with James Gunn.

And I'm not even sure Gunn's (inevitable) disapproval of that script would make Moviebob disloyal.

18May#02

Bobby is the living example of "having more stuff does not necessarily makes you happier".

Being a coastal Elitist and Technocrat dandy, Moviebob's claims to be a champion for the oppressed is vapid virtue signalling at its most dishonest.

[2024.05.18-03] In another piece of good news, Brother Alpha got suspended.

The Moviebob meme posted by Count Dankula is evergreen because it demonstrates every... single... opinion Bob adheres to.

[2024.05.18-05]

"The over/under on Moviebob calling for the ethnic cleansing of Jews by 2024's end?" Depends on how many of them vote for Trump (or against the Democrats' candidate). For every electoral vote Trump receives above the 269th (or the Democrat loses), I'm estimating that the probability Moviebob screams ethnic cleansing inches ever so closer to one.

How has a traffic jam led to Bobby making a eugenic "joke"? It makes no fucking sense.

And how is it possible Moviebob's infamous eugenics out of context when it's a statement that stand up on its own?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I doubt he was evicted, at least in the legal sense of the word. Eviction takes time, usually a lot of time, and getting evicted in a cobalt blue state like Massachusetts during COVID had to be next to impossible.

Remember that this is Bob, so most likely he wasn't aware of that. What probably happened was the new landlord came in to look at what he'd done with the place, was disgusted, and told him to move out once the lease was up. Bob, being Bob, didn't bother to see if he had any rights to stay where he was, and he's a coward in real life so the idea of fighting it didn't even occur to him. So he tucked tail and ran back to mommy.

18May#10

Every word written by Eddie 'Liger' Smith is nonsense.

That dude's an idiot, but it is fucking hilarious that Bob, the man who simped for China for so long, even after they unleashed 'the plague' that robbed him of his job and his house (According to him) is now doing this shit.

Also, I doubt he knows anything about Last Airbender beyond the memes because he liked the movie, and also it's a cartoon about forgiving your enemies and finding peace without violence.

 

[Koby_Fish]

And how is it possible Moviebob's infamous eugenics out of context when it's a statement that stand up on its own?

not only that, NOBODY knew what the context was until he 'explained' it a long time afterward. Which he should have fucking done in the first place SOMEHOW.

 

[Mr Processor]

18May#01

I presume the "significant operation" was that Care Bear x Paradise Lost movie co-written with James Gunn.

Well, there's a lot of truth telling here, but the main hero it makes me think of is, "I wish Bob would an hero" if you know what I mean.

18May#02

Bobby is the living example of "having more stuff does not necessarily makes you happier".

Another example of, "How can reading the words of this impotent, useless loser fill me with so much rage? It has to be some kind of a talent. If only he could harness it to make money."

18May#12

DEI is an example of "stupidity". Regardless, people should cultivate a hobby that is less dependent on consoom. Move away from card games, tabletop games, and video games. Learn to play an instrument or kick a ball.

Hasbro (Wizards of the Coast) isn't in charge of card games or tabletop games, though. They aren't even really in charge of Dungeons and Dragons. There are plenty of good games of all types that don't require engaging with the DEI cult. People just need to have some discernment and look for them. Hasbro (Wizards of the Coast) is a good example of malinvestment though, which is a serious economic problem associated with the DEI cult. I think this is slowly healing now, but a lot of people are going to lose a lot of money as it does.

 

[JayHarrison]

Dispute erupts between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

If you've been paying attention to reality, you can spot one obvious difference between Marjorie and Alexandria. One of these women can actually lay claim to being intelligent; the other one is AOC.

(Personal note: Is it just me, or has Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman been developing into a rare example of a rational Democrat?)

 

[Dr J]

malcom is fucking huge even more in the south american dub, what in the fuck is this pants shitting mongo even talking about

American Blob does not know or care about anything that happens outside of the United States

 

[Mr Processor]

Dispute erupts between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

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If you've been paying attention to reality, you can spot one obvious difference between Marjorie and Alexandria. One of these women can actually lay claim to being intelligent; the other one is AOC.

(Personal note: Is it just me, or has Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman been developing into a rare example of a rational Democrat?)

He turned out much better than I thought he was going to. I understand why they elected him to the Senate now.

 

[Dr J]

I understand why they elected him to the Senate now.

Because his opponent was shit and they frauded that thing like a motherfucker

Still, I will give him credit. He's the only Democrat for whom brain damage has actually made him smarter

 

[Koby_Fish]

(Personal note: Is it just me, or has Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman been developing into a rare example of a rational Democrat?)

i think the stroke actually FIXED his brain, (or healing from it fixed it) odd as that may seem.

He turned out much better than I thought he was going to. I understand why they elected him to the Senate now.

before the stroke, Mr. Fetterman was as bad as any (D) out there, including Occasional-Cortex. It wasn't until after he healed from his stroke that somehow his brain started working correctly.

Because his opponent was shit and they frauded that thing like a motherfucker

Still, I will give him credit. He's the only Democrat for whom brain damage has actually made him smarter

IKR?

 

[The tired cat]

18May#09
Politics becomes pop culture. Excuse me, politics has always been pop culture.

Said protest in Georgia aren't any "pro-democracy" bullshit, they're only there because US and it's bitches (Eastern Europe), got pissy that Georgia passed a law which basically said "Yeee..All you faggots who ran here, so you can keep screaming how Putin is Hitler, Russia is Nazi Germany and Ukraine be good, you can GTFO. We aren't housing you fuckers anymore, piss off somewhere else."

 

[Nod Flenders]

Dispute erupts between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

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If you've been paying attention to reality, you can spot one obvious difference between Marjorie and Alexandria. One of these women can actually lay claim to being intelligent; the other one is AOC.

(Personal note: Is it just me, or has Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman been developing into a rare example of a rational Democrat?)

Yeah, it's funny how Fetterman has turned into a rational and (sort of) moderate Democrat. Bob is still fat.

 

[TowinKarz]

This will happen to Bob if he keeps lusting after women he simps for.

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Didn't that kinda already happen, metaphorically, with the "I'm not your friendo, Robert" saga?

I want Bob to go on this, but you know he's never going to apply because he knows he'd get his shit kicked in. Unfortunately he does have a level of self-awareness, but not enough to know that he's a loser because of his own failings.

When you apply to be on those quiz shows, the standard procedure is to first put you through a couple rounds of SAT-like testing to see if you have enough general knowledge to be competitive in a variety of of topics.

Only if you pass those do you get seriously considered and then usually an invite to play a mock game session where they do a simulated show to see if you can operate within the rules smoothly (picking off the board, hitting the buzzer, answering coherently, not succumbing to pressure/stage fright, etc

Everyone who passes all those weeding-out stages forms the pool of actual contestants they draw from.

So by the time you watch an episode of Jeopardy! , it's not like the contestants just walked in off the street and cleaned up. (But Bobby probably thinks that's how it works and why he thinks he'd make a killing)

If he actually went though the process, he'd probably be chaffed at the testing round, and bitch about how the people writing up the tests don't know REAL pop culture, there was only ONE question about Mario and it was insultingly easy! They didn't properly tap into my knowledge base! Meanwhile, they had like 30 questions about useless redneck stuff like baseball and NASCAR and some guy called "Beatles" who played guitar or something..... outrageous!

I doubt he was evicted, at least in the legal sense of the word. Eviction takes time, usually a lot of time, and getting evicted in a cobalt blue state like Massachusetts during COVID had to be next to impossible.

His family nagged him twice in a row about either paying his rent or finding another place to live, to him, that was the same, the EXACT SAME as if he'd been evicted.... right?

 

[Dr J]

I want Bob to go on this, but you know he's never going to apply because he knows he'd get his shit kicked in. Unfortunately he does have a level of self-awareness, but not enough to know that he's a loser because of his own failings.

If he actually went though the process, he'd probably be chaffed at the testing round, and bitch about how the people writing up the tests don't know REAL pop culture, there was only ONE question about Mario and it was insultingly easy! They didn't properly tap into my knowledge base! Meanwhile, they had like 30 questions about useless redneck stuff like baseball and NASCAR and some guy called "Beatles" who played guitar or something..... outrageous!

If Chu-Cheong could do it, I'd say that Blob could probably do well enough to qualify. They're both about the same level of pseudo-intellectual idiot. But he wouldn't, for reasons suggested. I wouldn't call it self-awareness, more a 'once bitten, twice shy' kind of situation. He's deeply afraid of narcissistic injury that he can't easily rationalise away

Irony is, if he had fewer inhibitions he'd be a much more interesting cow.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

(Personal note: Is it just me, or has Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman been developing into a rare example of a rational Democrat?)

Democrat begins leaning right as he regains brain function. News at eleven.

Dispute erupts between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Alexandria Occasional-Cortex.

Robert, as always, lets his (exceedingly) little head do the thinking for his fat big head.

I wouldn't call it self-awareness, more a 'once bitten, twice shy' kind of situation. He's deeply afraid of narcissistic injury that he can't easily rationalise away

Exactly, which makes the few blows to his pride all the sweeter.