Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

They said that he was really nice but started talking about weird things.

Given the absolute bugfuck stuff Bob tweets to the world at large, can you imagine what he must say in a smaller, intimate setting where he feels secure? The mind quails.

 

[Koby_Fish]

They know of him. Someone posted a clip from Oney Plays shortly after the whole Lindsay thing. Someone on the video mentioned it and someone else mentioned that they met Bob at some convention. They said that he was really nice but started talking about weird things. He didn't have much more to say about Bob than that. I can't find the video or post atm.

Narcissists are often "nice" in person, but it's an act. Bob admits himself that he's an asshole IRL.

 

[Positron]

21May#01


21May#02
Mitch McConnell thinks America has not wasted enough money on Zelensky's villas.


21May#03

Abortion laws in Red States need a lot of fine-tuning to accommodate cases in which abortions, or at least evacuations of the uterus, are genuinely medically indicated, but the fact that doctors right now have their hands tied is not a reason to ban the great majority of abortion cases. Believers are not the reason that the woman in the story suffer; it is the other women, presumably Thinkers, who abuse abortion and the butchers that facilitate them.

21May#04
The Dems are getting even more desperate: the Lie Machine is working overtime


21May#05
Rudy Giuliani launches his own brand of coffee, part of the proceeds will be donated to veteran NGOs.


21May#06

Post picture of your home gym Bobby.

---

21May#07

I can't penetrate the Bobese.

21May#08

No, Mr. Rushie, you see protesters are not at your beck and call. Why don't you stand out and protest against Hamas yourself? And "bad people running the state" doesn't nullify Israel, although it should. Oh BTW, where is Michelle Obama's pet muslim girl among all this mess?

21May#09

Je ne suis pas Le Oignon.

21May#10
Historical Materialism, exactly Bobby's expertise.

Talking nonsense as always; people don't own means of production simply because they have the PERCEPTION that they do.

21May#11
Bobby thinks libertarian and tech bros have bought up socialists and turn them anti-troon.

I dunno, "medical decisions are up to you" sounds positively libertarian, not Marxist or socialist.

21May#12


21May#13


21May#14
There is no "inflation" because McD and Target can cut prices.


21May#15
AI.

Sociopathic corporation will ruin your lives, with or without AI.

21May#16


21May#17

---

21May#18

Ugly cartoon is very deep.


21May#19


21May#20
"Did it occur to you that I could take this job, get really rich, and bought my way to being president?"
"Of course it did! We decided against it! Because you wouldn't be a good president. You haven't suffered enough."
"I've been suffering all my life!"
"I'm sorry, it's not enough. You've gotta learn how to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as the kids around you".

 

[Arthur Morgan]

20May#09
"Next 70 years"? Perish that thought! I'm immortal! No man can be my equal!

As has been said, even fifty is optimistic for Bob, who has admitted to having health issues, even needing a cane, and already looks seventy despite only being 43. Living past 100 is not likely. The average American male dies at 78 and even that is unlikely for Bob. But once again, his refusal to accept reality shields his fragile little brain from the truth.

He's in the waning years of his life and yet stupidly assumes he's still in his prime.

21May#20
"Did it occur to you that I could take this job, get really rich, and bought my way to being president?"
"Of course it did! We decided against it! Because you wouldn't be a good president. You haven't suffered enough."
"I've been suffering all my life!"
"I'm sorry, it's not enough. You've gotta learn how to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as the kids around you".

Okay, one thing that bugged me about Lois' speech is that it ignores that a lot of the family's problems came from Hal and Lois. Moreso Hal, who wasted money on stupid hobbies, was a terrible employee at his job, and refused to get a vasectomy. Lois refused to get her tubes tied, relied entirely on Hal to handle the protection methods, and ended up with five kids, while she worked practically minimum wage rather than getting a better job that would allow her to hire someone to help with the boys.

Having said that, does Bob not understand what a mortgage is? Or that owning a two bedroom house for a six person family is a bad thing? Does he think that automatically owning property made them rich? I mean yeah, for him it would be, but it just goes to show how little he understands adult matters.

Also, Bob, it's obvious that by Nixon you're talking about yourself. But you have never suffered anything except consequences. That's not the same thing.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

re: Victor Wembanyama, Bob's double standards are on full display. It's fine for Bob to obsess over media franchises, to the point of writing an entire fucking book about his favorite video game and dressing like Nintendo characters. But if some meanie SPORTS CHUD happens to enjoy Star Wars? Coach Bob forbids it! No jocks allowed in his safe space!

 

[Mola Ram]

Ugly cartoon is very deep.

I can't believe he's still beating this dead horse. It was a one-off joke, not the touchstone of a generation.

The only man who could write something like that is one who hasn't touched a pussy since birth.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

21May#14
There is no "inflation" because McD and Target can cut prices.

I'm willing to bet their earnings weren't as high as they hoped. Revenue (income before cost) might be up, but I don't think profit (income after cost) is. Turns out, a handful of people buying big-ticket items isn't a viable business strategy!

21May#15
AI.

Sociopathic corporation will ruin your lives, with or without AI.

I'm noticing the people most vocally pissy about AI are the most nonessential members of society.

21May#17

Case in point: Robert "I use Wikipedia as a primary source" Chipman.

21May#20
"Did it occur to you that I could take this job, get really rich, and bought my way to being president?"
"Of course it did! We decided against it! Because you wouldn't be a good president. You haven't suffered enough."
"I've been suffering all my life!"
"I'm sorry, it's not enough. You've gotta learn how to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as the kids around you".

Sometimes emotional abuse does drive you to new heights. Look at David Goggins.

Also, Robert's spiel is completely lacking self-awareness. I assume that's a defensive mechanism by his brain. If he was mentally capable of seeing himself for who he really is- if he could realize himself at this moment- he would probably an hero.

 

[blablabla]

I can't penetrate the Bobese.

Tell us political scientist Bob Chipman how us foreign policy can be bizantine AND at the same Time be on be with the jews, strong arm the rest of the World into using the dollar AND have direct hand in World ending conflicts in Taiwan, Korea, eastern europe AND the middle east. Please enlight us you dumb retarded sack of shit, barely passing community college with a worthless degree retarded son of a bitch pig

 

[Imposteroak]

They know of him. Someone posted a clip from Oney Plays shortly after the whole Lindsay thing. Someone on the video mentioned it and someone else mentioned that they met Bob at some convention. They said that he was really nice but started talking about weird things. He didn't have much more to say about Bob than that. I can't find the video or post atm.

That was Lyle and he was definitely being nice since he was a part of destructoid which I think was somehow affiliated with some network Bob has worked for. He is also the most california brained of the oney plays dudes despite being a newgrounds edgelord in the past. Basically Lyle is probably more inclined than others to be sympathetic to bob. I'm almost certain they were all being coy by not commenting on it further.

Zach would definitely not like bob, and while I know less about Michael Cusacks personal views, I figure by deciding to make a show with Zaach that he would probably hold a similar opinion. I can also say with near certainty that Zach would find Bob's blue curtain analysis fucking retarded.
Bob's infatuation with the show is probably tickling that latent lefty edgelord humor that he has left behind since the right side of history became a thing. He thinks it's funny, knows it's popular and is desperately trying to justify it. Most of the stuff he comments on are literally bits from Oneplays or even as far back as Sleepycast, so improvised throw away jokes.

Not sure where this screen cap came from since I got it from twitter from a while ago but this should really put Bob's misreading of the show into perspective.

 

[Mr Processor]

21May#20
"Did it occur to you that I could take this job, get really rich, and bought my way to being president?"
"Of course it did! We decided against it! Because you wouldn't be a good president. You haven't suffered enough."
"I've been suffering all my life!"
"I'm sorry, it's not enough. You've gotta learn how to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as the kids around you".

I decided to check because I never followed the show, and this show ended in 2006. I'm not sure why people are talking about it now. I think the character from that time period who actually becomes President is Chucky, the possessed evil doll from the Child's Play series, which sounds about right.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Psst, Hey retard? Yeah you, the neckless retard. You do know when a company says "their expectations" what they really mean is "what the shareholders expect profit-wise from the projections we made."

And before you open you pie-hole to smugly retort "well, then they should have lowered their expectations to the share-holders as well, or they like the big Tiddy waifu that much huh? ", No, you fucking retard, no business worth their salt short sells their work, because if you shoot your profit too low, nobody will want to invest in your shit, you don't make a 100+ million game and expect anyone to bank the costs with a "well, gee, you know, it might make some money, but it is also a niche thing you know, so yeah, don't keep your hopes too high".

And I also know what your are going to say next retard "well, maybe they shouldn't do 100+ million dollar games on animu sword fights and waifus

Yeah, awesome, Square Enix just gives up tail between legs and goes back to be a middle market company as it was in the mid 90's, because you know, shit is niche now, so why try?

But here is the thing retard, when game companies downsize, the first ones to get the fucking axe are the "creatives" you claim to champion, so what do you do, you retard?

Do you keep expectation high, aim for a larger market and profit to secure shareholders and necessary investiment for production and operational costs and more importantly, keep people's jobs, or you fucking tweet all day from your mom's house without a single clue on how shit works and talk as the if the fucking Smiling Friends is some generational zeitgeist conerstone.

Why would that be funny?

I mean, I know why this retard would think it is funny, because he thinks people will chimp out in rage over this. And yeah, that other retard, the HeelsvsBabyface guy will make a video on this shit because that's the hustle.

But does anybody really care? And I'm not saying that out of cynisim or some sort of bellyaching "Marvelbad!" shit, I mean, the public, in general, is no longer invested the the Marvel movies as it once did.

I'm sure the movies still have fans and make money, but the the MCU doesn't have the same grip in culture as it once did to make people "care", so who actually gives a fuck if Taylor Swift is on it.

I mean, Robert doesn't care as well, he cares about the MCU on the capacity that the people he doesn't like get upset about it, which is all layers of sad really.

 

[blablabla]

hey retardo your parents think of you at as worthless pig, they had to lower their expectations or not

 

[TVB]

hey retardo your parents think of you at as worthless pig, they had to lower their expectations or not

Bob never liked his parents the same way he liked Mario and Nintendo. Remember, he bought himself an air conditioner to finish playing Mario 3 instead of going to a family funeral

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

It would be funny for Taylor Swift to be in a Marvel movie, Bob. Nerdrotic and all those guys will laugh all the way to the bank with it.

They get paid to pretend to care about this bullshit, and they get paid a lot more than you, it seems.

Where's the "own" here?

 

[Koby_Fish]

21May#01

old people complaining about a room being cold is a tale as old as time. Bad circulation due to age. One of my grandparents who lived to a great age, constantly had their heat cranked up to 90 degrees in the last decade or so of life.

21May#04
The Dems are getting even more desperate: the Lie Machine is working overtime

I knew leftie political ads were full-blown tinfoil hat but this surely takes the cake.

21May#05
Rudy Giuliani launches his own brand of coffee, part of the proceeds will be donated to veteran NGOs.

So then was Paul Newman also broke-broke when he launched Newman's Own salad dressing?

21May#07

I can't penetrate the Bobese.

Bob's basically saying that the D's should call a non-genocide a "genocide" but also acknowledges that simply calling for a ceasefire instead of oh IDK, bombing the (((())) version of MAGA CHUDs into the ground, is useless.

21May#12

So then Eastern Degeneracy exists, as well. Although to be entirely fair, the Ladyboys of Thailand do far better in their efforts to "pass" than the average Western Troon. Which is probably why the dude's transphobic dad didn't notice any. They weren't bluehaired, fat, and male-sounding.

21May#20
"Did it occur to you that I could take this job, get really rich, and bought my way to being president?"
"Of course it did! We decided against it! Because you wouldn't be a good president. You haven't suffered enough."
"I've been suffering all my life!"
"I'm sorry, it's not enough. You've gotta learn how to sweep floors and bust your ass and accomplish twice as much as the kids around you".

Bob doesn't comprehend that the problem is the writers of Malcolm In The Middle, which does not reals and is fiction. IDK if "that's how you get a Nixon" but it sure as SHIT is how you get a Moviebob.

Bob never liked his parents the same way he liked Mario and Nintendo. Remember, he bought himself an air conditioner to finish playing Mario 3 instead of going to a family funeral

I think his excuse in brick by brick was he couldn't deal with that now.. Sorta like Ultra Magnus in Transformers: The Movie.
Translation: He didn't want the other family members to see him bawl like a baby over Grandma Chipman's passing. Internet Tough Guy Bob Chipman, everyone.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

21May#03

Abortion laws in Red States need a lot of fine-tuning to accommodate cases in which abortions, or at least evacuations of the uterus, are genuinely medically indicated, but the fact that doctors right now have their hands tied is not a reason to ban the great majority of abortion cases. Believers are not the reason that the woman in the story suffer; it is the other women, presumably Thinkers, who abuse abortion and the butchers that facilitate them.

It is also the Thinker doctors who are far more worried about political wins and making sure abortion is as pervalent and common as possible intentionally fucking shit up to have pro-abortion propaganda. Like the infamous case of the pregnant 10yo after Roe v. Wade was struck down. Paraded everywhere as a sign of how evil Republicans and pro-lifers were, the abortion was actually legal. The doctor in charge didn't do it because she would have had to report the rape. And doing so would reveal she lied about the age of the rapist (26, not the 16 she wrote) and the illegal immigrant status of everyone involved. She lied and only spoke about it because it was a political tool. We only learned otherwise because the GOP called it out on the bullshit.

21May#04: Wow, what a desperate attempt at a argument.

21May#06: Unironically post physique.

21May#09: Ben Collins killing the Onion.

21May#13: It's a private company sweatie Elon is just keeping toxic behavior down

21May#15: Economics is hard

21May#16: Literally haven't seen any of this. Then again I don't spend my days doomscrolling X. I doomsctroll a much better site, a small forum for New Zealand agricultural produce, you wouldn't have heard of it.

21May#17: Average retard thinks retards like him didn't exist before the internet. People have always been stupid, you just didn't notice because there was no communication 14/7.

21May#20: Wait is this real? Never saw that show but this sounds like some grade A nonsense.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Psst, Hey retard? Yeah you, the neckless retard. You do know when a company says "their expectations" what they really mean is "what the shareholders expect profit-wise from the projections we made."

And before you open you pie-hole to smugly retort "well, then they should have lowered their expectations to the share-holders as well, or they like the big Tiddy waifu that much huh? ", No, you fucking retard, no business worth their salt short sells their work, because if you shoot your profit too low, nobody will want to invest in your shit, you don't make a 100+ million game and expect anyone to bank the costs with a "well, gee, you know, it might make some money, but it is also a niche thing you know, so yeah, don't keep your hopes too high".

And I also know what your are going to say next retard "well, maybe they shouldn't do 100+ million dollar games on animu sword fights and waifus

Yeah, awesome, Square Enix just gives up tail between legs and goes back to be a middle market company as it was in the mid 90's, because you know, shit is niche now, so why try?

But here is the thing retard, when game companies downsize, the first ones to get the fucking axe are the "creatives" you claim to champion, so what do you do, you retard?

Do you keep expectation high, aim for a larger market and profit to secure shareholders and necessary investiment for production and operational costs and more importantly, keep people's jobs, or you fucking tweet all day from your mom's house without a single clue on how shit works and talk as the if the fucking Smiling Friends is some generational zeitgeist conerstone.

This is more Blob trying to act all snarky at SE because he feels that Square betrayed Nintendo in the Playstation era. Bob never played their games anyways but that doesn't matter. The loss of a more or less second party developer was a stinging blow to him since it meant that less people were buying the N64. It's nothing more than that. He's just an angry piss baby mad that a company would dare to not stay loyal to the House of Miyamoto. Of course, Bob doesn't care that the reason Square moved away was because the type of games they wanted to make needed the extra storage of the PlayStation.

 

[ChampFantana]

I've said in the past that Bob is probably not a genuine retard, but damned if his recent loads of mental diarrhea haven't made me consider issuing a retraction of that statement.

Bobo the Tard Potato is easily one of the stupidest people I've ever encountered. I don't know what's to blame, but damned if it isn't HILARIOUS watching his lone brain cell shit itself in public for everyone to see.

His dire idiocy is also why I don't get angry with him. I simply can't take someone so fat, stupid, impotent, and utterly harmless seriously no matter how many times he shrieks that my loved ones and I should be gassed.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Psst, Hey retard? Yeah you, the neckless retard. You do know when a company says "their expectations" what they really mean is "what the shareholders expect profit-wise from the projections we made."

And before you open you pie-hole to smugly retort "well, then they should have lowered their expectations to the share-holders as well, or they like the big Tiddy waifu that much huh? ", No, you fucking retard, no business worth their salt short sells their work, because if you shoot your profit too low, nobody will want to invest in your shit, you don't make a 100+ million game and expect anyone to bank the costs with a "well, gee, you know, it might make some money, but it is also a niche thing you know, so yeah, don't keep your hopes too high".

Yea, I see this a lot. People don't seem to realize that the expectation not being met today was used years ago to pitch and finance the project. Lowering expectations means less money, less jobs, less game.

Now that's still a good thing to do, these projects are failing due to impossible bloat, but then people like bobby would be screaming and crying when these studios get told to make something that'll actually recoup its costs. After all, thats happening right now, and its leading to mass layoffs and shutdowns. Some investors are becoming wise to the numbers and the trends and know that the next AAA open world action adventure isn't going to sell five million copies, its going to sell one and a half million probably, and don't want to invest on a project who's budget requires selling at least three times that just to break even.