Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[2024.05.21-01]
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And yet I am more likely to understand what Trump is saying than what Fuckwit in Chief Biden's trying to say ("trunalimunumaprzure", anyone?).



[2024.05.21-03]
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Both Believerbob and Eugenicsbob need to shut the ever-loving fuck up on this matter. After all, Moviebob considers an child in utero to be nothing more than a clump of cells that hold no value--even less if said in-utero child is a MAGA offspring.

Abortion laws in Red States need a lot of fine-tuning to accommodate cases in which abortions, or at least evacuations of the uterus, are genuinely medically indicated, but the fact that doctors right now have their hands tied is not a reason to ban the great majority of abortion cases.
Hmm...

Believers are not the reason that the woman in the story suffer...
Believers--and actual thinkers--want the children to survive ordeals like this as frequently as possible.

...it is the other women, presumably Thinkers, who abuse abortion and the butchers that facilitate them.
Correct.

[2024.05.21-04] The Dems are getting even more desperate: the Lie Machine is working overtime
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Again, why should Moviebob care about whether or not a woman is impregnated through sex or artificial insemination? I repeat myself: Moviebob considers an child in utero to be nothing more than a clump of cells that hold no value--even less if said in-utero child is a MAGA offspring.



[2024.05.21-05] Rudy Giuliani launches his own brand of coffee, part of the proceeds will be donated to veteran NGOs.
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Does anyone remember the the scene in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me in which Austin mistakes Fat Bastard's stool sample is confused with coffee? I can imagine Moviebob's coffee brand smelling and tasting far worse.



[2024.05.21-06]
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So if Moviebob insists on comparing Marjorie Taylor Greene to Barney Rubble, does that mean I can still use this Office meme in which I compare Bob to Hitler? Asking for a friend...
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Post picture of your home gym Bobby.
During my time lurking this KiwiFarms thread, I recall Moviebob making a claim to being able to bench-press 300. The only thing of 300 I can imagine Bob benching is a 300-gram (approx 10.6 ounce) friend clicken drumstick.



[2024.05.21-09]
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Je ne suis pas Le Oignon.
Not gonna lie: After hearing about Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi's helicopter crash, I did get a sheepish chuckle upon reading that Onion headline.



[2024.05.21-17]
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If knowledge truly is power, Moviebob's as strong as wet, single-ply toilet paper.



Not sure where this screen cap came from since I got it from twitter from a while ago but this should really put Bob's misreading of the show into perspective.
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It's from an IndieWire article titled "No One Takes Stupidity as Seriously as the Smiling Friends Creators".
 
Hitching your wagon to the PS5 wasn’t a good idea and Square realized it a bit too late. Now they are shifting gears and focusing on multiplatform games.
Well, not like they had a choice, apparently Sony has a habit of threteaning game companies to make exclusives for their consoles or they'll make sure no other games will be allowed to.come out on the Puss systems.
 
And before you open you pie-hole to smugly retort "well, then they should have lowered their expectations to the share-holders as well, or they like the big Tiddy waifu that much huh?:smug: ", No, you fucking retard, no business worth their salt short sells their work,
If Disney/MCU had to lower their expectation, so should every company.

I'm sure the movies still have fans and make money, but the the MCU doesn't have the same grip in culture as it once did to make people "care", so who actually gives a fuck if Taylor Swift is on it.
Taylor Swift was in the live-action Cats (2019); Andrew-Lloyd Webber even wrote a song specifically for her role. That film now lies in the Mariana Trench.
 
Remember when the FBI raided Trump's Mar-a-Lago when word got out that Trump had classified documents (which, unlike Biden, Donald had presidential prviliege to declassify)? Apparently, it was confirmed earlier today that the FBI agents assigned to that raid were authorized to use lethal force if necessary.
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Video transcript:
Merrick Garland, U.S. Attorney General: "There are [...] certain points I want you to know. First, I personally approved the decision to seek a search warrant in this matter. Second, the Department [of Justice] does not take such decision lightly."

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4. The Illegal Raid

According to an "Operations Order" produced in discovery, the FBI believed its objective for the Mar-a-Lago rais to seize "classified information, NDI, and US Government records as described in [the] search warrant." [...] The order conrained a "Policy Statement" regarding "Use Of Deadly Force," which stated [...] "Law enforcement officers of the Department of Justice may use deadly force when necessary...." [...] The agenda planned to bring "Standard Issue Weapon,' "Ammo," "Handcuffs," and "medium and large sized bolt cutters," but they were instructed to wear "unmarked polo or collared shirts" and to keep "law enforcement equipment concealed."

Not surprisingly, Moviebob condones the literal exterminaton of political opponents. Tactics, targets:
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There's one thing here that would be funny as fuck, and that would be hearing news about Moviebob getting Scanners'd on film. While I am on record here on KiwiFarms that I generally avoid wishing ill on people, Moviebob is that extremely rare exception I am more than willing to make.



For any newcomers curious as to why I refer to Moviebob as "it"/"its"/"it's" instead of "he"/"him"/"his":
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Noticing that Bob still has his Bluesky handle in his Twitter name made me decide to check in over there and see if he's done anything of note.

The answer, unsurprisingly, is no. His latest post is over a month old, advertising his Civil War review. None of his posts have basically any engagement, despite over a thousand followers.
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Remember, Bob was so eager to get into the cool kids' club that he begged for an invite. Then when he got it, he quickly realized that there's no dopamine to be had in such a tiny community, especially when the insular nature of invites being spread to generally like-minded individuals meant that there weren't any chuds to rage at, so he immediately fucked off back to Twitter. In an earlier post, he claims it's because he hopes Twitter will be good again so he doesn't have to start all over again, but we all know the truth.
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There's really barely anything of note on his feed, it's considerably tamer than his unhinged Twitter ranting. The bulk of his posts are just advertising his videos, along with a few random complaints about how badly "our channel" is doing. I think it's just too much effort for him to open and post to multiple apps, as the above screencap implies, so he sticks with the place that gives him more dopamine hits. Still, it's an interesting glimpse into an alternate timeline Bob where he didn't feel the need to vomit literally every thought onto social media and stuck primarily to promoting his work instead. Bluesky Bob wouldn't be a lolcow, or at least not to anywhere near the same extent.
 
I think his excuse in brick by brick was he couldn't deal with that now.. Sorta like Ultra Magnus in Transformers: The Movie.
Translation: He didn't want the other family members to see him bawl like a baby over Grandma Chipman's passing. Internet Tough Guy Bob Chipman, everyone.
Not so much him crying over Grandma as it is crying over the fact that he too will one day die, a concept that frightens him horribly. He's said multiple times that he has a hard time dealing with others dying because it's a reminder of his own mortality. Because Bob is a narcissist and everything needs to be about him.
This is more Blob trying to act all snarky at SE because he feels that Square betrayed Nintendo in the Playstation era. Bob never played their games anyways but that doesn't matter. The loss of a more or less second party developer was a stinging blow to him since it meant that less people were buying the N64. It's nothing more than that. He's just an angry piss baby mad that a company would dare to not stay loyal to the House of Miyamoto. Of course, Bob doesn't care that the reason Square moved away was because the type of games they wanted to make needed the extra storage of the PlayStation.
It's funny that for all his sperging about the 'good ol' days' of Nintendo during his childhood, he never talks about the FF games, because you know he cannot play an RPG for shit. Equipment management, strategy, grinding, these are concepts that the Bob could never hope to comprehend. Even Pokemon is too advanced for his little brain. When FF7 first came out in the 90s, he probably wasn't even aware it was once a Nintendo franchise, he just hated it because it dared compete with his beloved Nintendo.
So if Moviebob insists on comparing Marjorie Taylor Greene to Barney Rubble, does that mean I can still use this Office meme in which I compare Bob to Hitler? Asking for a friend...
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Now let's be fair, Hitler could actually be charming and fucked women.
Still, it's an interesting glimpse into an alternate timeline Bob where he didn't feel the need to vomit literally every thought onto social media and stuck primarily to promoting his work instead. Bluesky Bob wouldn't be a lolcow, or at least not to anywhere near the same extent.
He would if he could, but Blue Sky is a lot less tolerant of Bob's bullshit than twitter is. He needs to keep a leash on himself or else he loses the account. I'm not sure why he bothers since he has so little interest in it, but whatever.

But yeah, most of Bob's lolcow moments come from his twitter. If he'd been forced to be this restrained since the start, we'd still be making fun of him because of his stupid videos, but there'd be way less material for this thread.
 
Yeah, let's compare Bob and Hitler.

Similarities: Both are/were hate filled men who wanted to exterminate large portions of society and blamed other groups for their perceived failures in life.

Differences: Hitler was a Decorated War Hero, Best Selling Author, Elected Leader, Living in Plush Estates and Apartments and actually fucked a few women. Blobby Twitter Warrior, Failed Author, can't keep a Job, lives in his families' various basements, & can't even get a tranny to touch his dick.

Hitler while an evil piece of shit, but he was a successful evil piece of shit for a few years there.
 
Differences: Hitler was a Decorated War Hero, Best Selling Author, Elected Leader, Living in Plush Estates and Apartments and actually fucked a few women.
Decorated war hero is debatable, since he never rose above corpral, his book is really shit and filled with insane rambles that today would be laughed at 4chan or this place even, he had the backing of German capitalists who helped to push him so he could get elected.
 
Yeah, let's compare Bob and Hitler.
Similarity: both are dog lovers.
Difference: one of them was right about jews and homos.

22May#01
A Trump ad has a blurred newspaper as background, with the words "unified reich" on it.
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22May#02
Demented Uncle Joe makes sure you know because he cares about you. *sniff sniff*
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22May#03
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22May#04
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22May#05
Once again, people will die if you let Trump win.
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22May#06
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Biden urged "unity" too. The words from a Democrat, any Democrat, are utterly worthless.

22May#07
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22May#08
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22May#09
Georgia college kiddies are hardly happy with Demented Uncle Joe: his involvement in the jewdom business, his proposed banning of TikTok, and the super-plus-good Bidenomics. They don't want him in Georgia. They also criticize Morehouse College's plan to confer a honorary doctorate to Demented Joe, believing it to be inconsistent with Morehouse's values.
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22May#10
Sanders plays the climate card again. If he cared about Planet Earth so much why does he support jew war?
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22May#11
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"Authoritarian" is a neutral word; only liberals consider it bad. Because our culture is so mired in liberalism, when kids are told to clean up their rooms, they immediately think "you want to shoot up protesters and keep women in jails for not wearing a burqa!" BTW Bobby, you are not obliged to respond whenever that troon asks, "Thoughts on this?"


22May#12
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22May#13
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Thank you Caleb.

22May#14
Bobby never owned a house because he wants to preserve his freedom to move about.
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22May#15
On the origin of white sin.
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22May#16
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22May#17
Iran
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22May#18
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22May#19
"Epigenetic trauma".
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Bobby has met his match.


22May#20
Bobby has a smashing campaign for World President: a job-free future -- for Thinkers.
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How would people who don't need to work prove they "matter"?

22May#21
Let's see what the Thinkers in Microsoft have promised to us unworthy mortals: an ominous function called "Recall" in your AI-capable PC, "a semantic search over all your history". A&N.
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22May#22
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Musk's supporters are people who pay for Twitter -- and I see the two people here both sport the blue tick.

22May#23
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22May#24
Suck the girldick you flat-earthers!
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22May#25
Banana Wu thinks the raison d'etre of puberty blockers is to make hotter ladybois for men to fap to. Even Bobby thinks he has crossed the line.
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22May#26
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Keep the faith, bro.


22May#27
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Article (archive)

22May#28
The patron saint of cinema: St. Kevin.
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22May#29
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22May#30
Bobby vs Subhumanoid re: MCU Phases 4-5.
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22May#31
The Children Brothel Under Cinderella's Castle: The Movie.
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22May#32
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22May#33
People are only begining to discover the depth of "Gwimby".
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22May#34
Old cartoon news.
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22May#35
Monkey! Big Monkey!
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22May#36
Everything reminds Bobby of the "reaction content industrial-complex"
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22May#37
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22May#38
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The clip is 8 minutes long.

22May#39
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22May#40
Nintendo introduced a transsexual character. "It took me a while to realize I was their sister, not their brother..."
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22May#41
Bobby's mom discovers online casinos.
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22May#42
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22May#43
Russian buff dude chomps open a soda can.
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22May#01
A Trump ad has a blurred newspaper as background, with the words "unified reich" on it.
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As was already discussed over in the US Politics thread, the ad in question used a stock newsreel template that's easily found online, that just so happens to have some newspaper clippings from a century ago in the background. Bob and the other idiots like him are literally proving the point in the reply in the second post, where they immediately jump on the "SECRET NAZI DOGWHISTLE" because it's easier to get mad at a one-dimensional strawman than to accept other opinions.
22May#09
Georgia college kiddies are hardly happy with Demented Uncle Joe: his involvement in the jewdom business, his proposed banning of TikTok, and the super-plus-good Bidenomics. They don't want him in Georgia. They also criticize Morehouse College's plan to confer a honorary doctorate to Demented Joe, believing it to be inconsistent with Morehouse's values.
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True, part of politics is making your case to the people, but when people see through your attempts as clumsy, insincere, or just plain stupid, they're not going to be convinced. I have yet to see Biden ever make a convincing argument for why he should be reelected (or hell, be elected in the first place).
22May#14
Bobby never owned a house because he wants to preserve his freedom to move about.
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Nathan's point was pretty clear to me: if you can't even afford to own your own property, your other civil rights are on shaky ground. Serfs didn't own the land they worked on, and they clearly didn't have much in the way of rights. And considering the infamous WEF "you'll own nothing and you'll be happy" ads, it seems pretty clear that that's the kind of future that the elites want for the rest of us.

This is too much for Bob's pea brain to grasp, so he mumbles about being a cosmopolitan world traveler despite never leaving his mom's basement.
22May#15
On the origin of white sin.
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Sweden used to be a racially homogenous society until white liberal guilt made them start letting in third-world Africans by the boatload. As it turns out, they're not really good at much beyond menial labor, if that, so naturally they end up in the shitty jobs when they're not soaking up welfare. If those stats Bobby's blathering about went back any farther, they'd paint the exact opposite picture he thinks they would.
22May#20
Bobby has a smashing campaign for World President: a job-free future -- for Thinkers.
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How would people who don't need to work prove they "matter"?
Another mask-off moment for Bobby, where he dreams of a world where all the chuds are forced into slavery while the "people who matter" (read: Bob and anyone who thinks like Bob) get to live a carefree life of luxury. And he wonders why he isn't liked.
Bob: "Nobody's watching my videos, therefore YouTube isn't a success."
22May#28
The patron saint of cinema: St. Kevin.
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It's really not a surprise: Deadpool and Wolverine both remain some of the only Marvel characters that general audiences love, haven't been killed off (even if Logan kind of did kill off the latter, but that's why we have multiverse bullshit), and haven't been ruined yet. But considering how the box office YTD is a major drop from last year, I don't think that even a $1 billion+ box office for D&W will do much to "save" the movie industry this year.
22May#33
People are only begining to discover the depth of "Gwimby".
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Surprising no one, Bob was not right. The latest episode was literally nothing more than Allan going on a wild goose chase for a box of paper clips. That's it, that's all there was to it, there was no deeper meaning or anything of the sort, just Allan having to deal with a bunch of wacky bullshit.

I seriously hope someone's sent this video to Zach and Michael, I'll bet they'd get a real hoot out of Bob missing the point so hard.
22May#34
Old cartoon news.
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Bob refuses to let go of nostalgia because he can't let go of anything that reminds him of the last time he was happy. Thus, he also can't accept that the things he liked as a child were actually not that great, so he copes by drinking excessively until they seem good again.

Again, this does not paint as nice a picture as Bob would like to think.
 
22May#14
Bobby never owned a house because he wants to preserve his freedom to move about.
Bob and knobgobbler Timur Hahn are both too stupid to weigh in on this issue without showing what absolute Galaxy Smoothbrains they are.
Nathan's point was pretty clear to me: if you can't even afford to own your own property, your other civil rights are on shaky ground. Serfs didn't own the land they worked on, and they clearly didn't have much in the way of rights. And considering the infamous WEF "you'll own nothing and you'll be happy" ads, it seems pretty clear that that's the kind of future that the elites want for the rest of us.

This is too much for Bob's pea brain to grasp, so he mumbles about being a cosmopolitan world traveler despite never leaving his mom's basement.
the bobbinator and timur hahn misread the guy's tweets so hard, they thought dude was being racist and against civil rights somehow for *checks notes* advocating for property ownership as a bulwark for civil rights in general. :\ :stress:
I seriously hope someone's sent this video to Zach and Michael, I'll bet they'd get a real hoot out of Bob missing the point so hard.
Bob's the kind of Blue Curtain Analyst that would try to find deep meaning within a damn Roadrunner cartoon.
Bob refuses to let go of nostalgia because he can't let go of anything that reminds him of the last time he was happy. Thus, he also can't accept that the things he liked as a child were actually not that great, so he copes by drinking excessively until they seem good again.

Again, this does not paint as nice a picture as Bob would like to think.
"Just do drugs, it'll make it seem good" is quite the take from Drunk!Bob.
 
I knew it was inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's funny how so many of my least favorite people loved that show.
Holy Shit! No lie, I'm catching up on the thread here, see the film referenced, pause to go look up its plot and watch the trailer and I have this thought: "this whole thing feels like a movie about some tumblrites who took Buffy way, WAY too seriously."

Then you literally go and confirm my suspicions! I'm off to join the church of Robotology because clearly I am a prophet!
 
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