Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Bob grumbling about Doug Walker getting a cameo in Smiling Friends. LOL.

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Called it.

I see that Bob is trying to hold back his rage. I guess he thinks if they'll cameo Doug they'll give him one too. And the chances of that are about the same as Second Wind hiring him. He'll never be on TV, unless he shoots someone. And even then, he'll probably miss and get gunned down, if his fingers can squeeze the trigger.
Well that, and both Moviebob, and Doug Walker, enabled sex offenders (Faraci in Bob's case).
As for enabling a Pedophile I think but I could be wrong Jewario was just a rapist and not a kid fucker. being a rapist isn't good, but kid fucker sounds worse and the thing about that is most of the CTC crew knew about it also.
Okay, I need to explain what happened.

First: Jewario as a pedophile: The young woman he fucked, Kitty Marie, was a legal adult while they had their affair, which she consented to, but described herself as 'mentally sixteen' when it came out to try and make things worse. I think she was in college. Justin on the other hand was in his 40s. It's the age gap that makes them say pedophile. But she was 18. She even went spoke at his funeral, or a memorial, and said that she loved him. It's what made everyone realize they'd fucked. But no one said pedo until after CTC caused his crimes to come to the spotlight.

Second: Doug did the right thing. What happened was Justin tried to rape a woman but was caught while fingering her and Holly, the HR lady, hushed it up. When it got back to the upper guys, Mantis, the victim, asked them not to make a big deal of it as she didn't want everyone knowing what happened as she was still having trouble dealing with it. She was a big fan and, like most people at the time, saw Justin as the nice and friendly guy. Basically Bill Cosby for internet people. So that's what they did, they shitcanned him quietly and allowed him to pretend he left on his own so there wouldn't be a big scandal and questions asked.

Lindsay and the others on the other hand made a huge deal about it, no matter how many times Mantis told her to knock it off, and told everyone it was Lordkat, despite Mantis clarifying it wasn't. LK had to threaten to sue before Ellis and her cronies finally shut up. Later, during GamerGate, she used Justin's grave as a platform, since he was still venerated at this point, to give herself a higher moral ground. Meanwhile, Mantis refused to use what happened to her for clicks or attention because, you know, it's a traumatic event she doesn't like to remember and never got closure because Justin killed himself when he heard whispers that she might actually come forward. At least that's the theory.

Bob on the other hand never enabled anyone, because he has no ability to enable. He just read Faraci's writings and stole them to make himself seem smarter.
 
He was *this close* to saying "just fucking kill them". Meds Bob, meds.
I see that Bob is trying to hold back his rage. I guess he thinks if they'll cameo Doug they'll give him one too. And the chances of that are about the same as Second Wind hiring him. He'll never be on TV, unless he shoots someone. And even then, he'll probably miss and get gunned down, if his fingers can squeeze the trigger.
I was going to say that lol. Bob is immensely jealous. He had potential to do great things. He couldn't keep his mouth shut and nose clean. Combine that with his personality resembling a guy one bad day away from going on a rampage, and yeah, he lost it all. He still has never made the connection why Doug is doing well and he isn't.
 
Bob suggesting his politisperging and almost daily, public desire for people who vote different to either be removed from society or from life is "weird" like it his little quirk or tick is a prime example why people will never think of him in a good way and why people still remember Doug Walker fondly.

Just so everyone is clear, the Great mystery person that Bob smugly hints at is Chris-Chan. A puddle with one to two lines for it was going to be voiced by Chris-chan. The reason Chris isn't in the show is that they did not have the budget for another cameo. It ended up working out for them because a few months later after the decision was made Chris was arrested for fucking Barb. Zach and Michael are old Internet people who have been around as long if not longer than Bob. They have a love for Internet oddities and goofs. I'm that very episode that Bob is smugging about they had Perry Caravello play the titular Simon S. Salty. You can read about Perry here!


Zach, at least, is a fan of Nostalgia Critic. You can go to youtube and find HOURS long compilations of the guys from Oneyplays referencing and talking about Nostalgia Critic. You can find Doug Walker reacting and talking about their bits. Unlike The Lightbringer, he has a good sense of humor about it all and enjoyed it. For as silly and at times cringey Doug is he rolls with the punches like a champ. Bob, on the other hand, will spend 15 minutes of a 27 minute long video bitching about his life instead of talking about the subject he made a video about. Because someone Bob does not like because he was told not to like him is in something that Bob just praised, Bob is now very disapoint. He can pretend to be just not a fan of the decision but, to throw his own words back at him, I feel like he's not as much a fan of this series as he think if one cameo makes him reply, quote tweet, and retweet so many people calling Doug Walker horrible person and/rapist enabler. Bob and his merry band of fuckups WILL make Zach and Michael make the show how THEY want the show done and when that fails out will come the video essays about how Smiling Friends is ACKSHEWLEE coded Nazi rhetoric. I actually look forward to that retardation.

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I rememberd stumbling upon this trying to find the Oneyplays video where they talk about Bob. It seems a little appropriate to reshare.
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They hit the Pentagon!
Turn on TV doesn't matter what channel FUCK
Well that, and both Moviebob, and Doug Walker, enabled sex offenders (Faraci in Bob's case).
But at least Doug knew when to keep his mouth shut when he wants to
Oneyplays Sub talks about Moviebob


Nothing too exciting, but it's always funny to see other communities dunking on Bob.
When even Reddit, of all places, are shitting on Slob Chipman, then that's when he knew he had done fucked up :story:
 
Is Bob capable of grasping that maybe his Star Trek future wasn't stolen away from him by somebody else, but that it was all fictional bullshit that was never literally promised in the first place?
Nope, he's made it abundantly clear that he thinks technology works like a Civ game and its only because religious zealots put all the production points into industry and not science that he was denied his early era advancement.
 
Nope, he's made it abundantly clear that he thinks technology works like a Civ game and its only because religious zealots put all the production points into industry and not science that he was denied his early era advancement.

Which is weird, because Bob absolutely does not have the brains to play Civ or anything like it.
 
MovieBob seething that Doug Walker is doing better than he is, and getting on TV, what a surprise from the stunted freak who wrote a whole "guide" to Super Mario Brothers 3 that was also a sad memoir full of moments like "I dipped out of my grandma's funeral early to play on my Gameboy" that at times reads like if it was written by Patrick Bateman if he was a fat nerd instead of a psycho yuppie. He's been given more than one grab at a brass ring but has either failed to capitalize on it, like with his review of Pixels that got numerous views, or failed through his own fault, like getting fired from writing for a nerd website because he couldn't stop ranting about Gamergate.

What I like about the Pixels thing is that it didn't blow up at the time because Bob's criticisms were so amazing. It was just because he was so ridiculously over-the-top mad about it.

"Come look at this idiot who cares way too much about his precious arcade nostalgia being raped in a crappy movie."
 
What I like about the Pixels thing is that it didn't blow up at the time because Bob's criticisms were so amazing. It was just because he was so ridiculously over-the-top mad about it.

"Come look at this idiot who cares way too much about his precious arcade nostalgia being raped in a crappy movie."

You wonder if it partly blew up because people thought he was affecting a character, like AVGN or (heh) Nostalgia Critic, only for the people who put feelers out to realize to their horror that, no, he really is that fucking nuts.
 
He was *this close* to saying "just fucking kill them". Meds Bob, meds.

I was going to say that lol. Bob is immensely jealous. He had potential to do great things. He couldn't keep his mouth shut and nose clean. Combine that with his personality resembling a guy one bad day away from going on a rampage, and yeah, he lost it all. He still has never made the connection why Doug is doing well and he isn't.
but you see, friendo, keeping my mouth shut will result in the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah not coming to pass! Only by tweeting furiously into the void that is this hellsite, can I convince Biden or whoevah to finally round up the MAGA CHUDs and gas them in Minecraft in the wastelands! Only then will there be my personal jetpack, :lunacy: wheat (grown by China), and my robot Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body with the Mario-shka brain so I can bing bing wahoo forevah! - Bob, probably.

Because the powers-that-be TOTALLY need to have Bob's opinion on the matter on how to deal with the Obsolete Believer ™️ MAGAnaiseghoulen; after all, nobody's EVER thought of exterminating an entire political movement by mass murder before Bob came along! [/sarcasm]

And fuck Bob for thinking that Youtube's primary function should be for Hollywood to pull people from.

He probably also thinks that the only reason we need novels anymore is for Hollywood to make movies out of them.
If Bob wanted to be picked out by Hollywood, he should have started a Tumblr account.
 
[2024.05.28-06] Bobby counts himself "EASILY in the upper-tier of 'well-adjusted' for my ridiculous industry." Perhaps it says something about said "industry".
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If Moviebob's the most well-adjusted creature in the film criticism industry, then the film criticism industry is on life support.



[2024.05.28-10]
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I cannot think of any Youtube personality that deserves his or her "success".
I can: Moviebob.




28May#11
Tony Goldmark again. Continued from 27May#22. Bobby envisages Youtube to be the nursery where Luminaries of Media Literacy such as himself will graduate to film and TV.
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The only creature that stole Moviebob's fyuuchaa was Moviebob.

"...social media 'news' has actually been a DISASTER for actual information, education and public knowledge..." Guess what Bobby consumes? Even a trust-fund baby like Goldmark understands more about life's vicissitudes than Bobby does. This ought to tell you how far Bobby's head is up his own ass.
Yep. I see it as Moviebob tonguing its own uvula from behind. That's how far up the rectum Moviebob's head is.



28May#17
Bobby insists he is smarter than Peter Coffin even when he agrees with Coffin.
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Moviebob: "I am smarter than..."
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[2024.05.28-20] Liberals are patriots too because they consoom like you do.
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Leftists love themselves almost as much as they hate America.



[2024.05.28-21]
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Why would any sane human want to huddle up with you, Racistbob?



[2024.05.28-24]
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Big difference. Chemotherapy saves lives. Gender transition ruins them.



As per Moviebob, it is impossible to bully the bullies; you're administering justice. Moviebob is a bully. Therefore, bullying Moviebob is actually administering justice in accordance to Moviebob's own rules.
 

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Nope, he's made it abundantly clear that he thinks technology works like a Civ game and its only because religious zealots put all the production points into industry and not science that he was denied his early era advancement.
It's not just him. A Catholic lolcow I follow pretty much had that justification for his gun control idea. No joke he would start off posts with "if we can put a man on the moon..." [we can make smart guns that render all other guns obsolete].

It must be something with english and theater majors.

Although Bob has the same views as Hollywood, he's too fat and ugly to ever make it above being a possible extra.
I mean.... have you seen Harvey Weinstein?

You can't fault Bob for being a LITTLE optimistic.
 
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