Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

02Jun#10

Crimea wasn't lost, it was given to Ukraine by Kruschev, with Japan it was during the Tsar ear, while during the Soviet days Japan was getting plowed by the USSR. Soooo...fuck you Bobbo.

 

[WelperHelper99]

01Jun#01
This is how Demented Uncle Joe respond to a journalist concerning the accusation of Trump: a silent, glass-eyed grin, as if he were remembering the time he had dozens of little girls to sniff.

Bob claps like a seal as Biden grins as his political opponent gets prosecuted. Lovely.

02Jun#01

02Jun#02
Jimmy Dore states the obvious: that the Dems are making a martyr out of Trump, and pee o'seas, who believe they too have been victimized by the law, now find Trump especially relatable.

Jimmy Dore can't be more correct. That map above might be optimistic, but we're also in the timeline where a former president is charged with 34 felonies. And people can relate to being a convict over many races.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob claps like a seal as Biden grins as his political opponent gets prosecuted. Lovely.

Did you think he was kidding when he said "no bad tactics"? Bob has probably felt his diabetes-riddled cock stir for the first time in years over this conviction. Just wait for when Trump is sentenced.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Did you think he was kidding when he said "no bad tactics"? Bob has probably felt his diabetes-riddled cock stir for the first time in years over this conviction. Just wait for when Trump is sentenced.

Now the sentencing is interesting. If Trump gets fined only, and is not in PRISON (stalker child), which is likely, Bob is going to rage like a bear with a firecracker up it's ass. That will be hilarious.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.06.01-01] This is how Demented Uncle Joe respond to a journalist concerning the accusation of Trump: a silent, glass-eyed grin, as if he were remembering the time he had dozens of little girls to sniff.

I always knew Fuckwit in Chief Biden was incompetent during the Obama years. Unfortunately, I grossly under-estimated Biden's innate evil.

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[2024.06.02-04]

Brand ain't wrong, but if you support democracy over Democracy™, you'll stop voting Democrat.

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[2024.06.02-05]

I thought changing your mind politically is a sign of growth?

That's the thing: It's only evolution if your politics shift leftward; if they shift rightward even one millimeter, you're a Neanderthal.

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[2024.06.02-07]

(((Bernie Sanders))) is a politician; all politicians are duplicitous.

"Israel bad. Ukraine good."

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[2024.06.02-21]

Good writing can elevate an ugly aesthetic. Bad writing destroys everything it touches.

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[2024.06.02-24]

I thought that woman was Yoko Ono. Sorry but Bobby's rant is just too boring I need to find things to distract myself.

You think Moviebob would share its "apartment" with anyone? Given Bob has yet to offer room and board for any foreign invaders in the Boston area...

 

[thefreshmaker]

This is the other thing that bugged me about later Star Wars, the insistence on lightsabers even if it made no sense foe the weilder.

I think it's a great idea to put blinders on kids and hand out laser swords.

 

[Positron]

03Jun#01



The gold chain really ties everything together.

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03Jun#03
Bobby thinks Alan Ng of Film Threat is beneath him -- but then who isn't?


03Jun#04

Running a comic book store is a real job; making podcasts isn't.

03Jun#05



I'm bad at math (definite integrals stump me), but it seems to me Bobby's made 13 hours worth of "content" just on BvS alone.

03Jun#06

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03Jun#11
Rando claims that "horror is an intrinsically left, punk, anti-establishment, countercultural artform, primarily concerned with social issues and pushing boundaries". I'm not entirely sure about that; John Carpenter made a distinction between "left-wing horror" and "right-wing horror", for example, while the formula of slasher films is that the slut dies and the virgin girl survives. Peter Coffin, however, seems to accept this uncritically.

I defer to Bobby's expertise on zombie movies: he's been living in one for 43 years.

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03Jun#13

Good luck. Your union needs this and much more besides.

03Jun#14


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03Jun#16
If Tony Goldmark were elected president, he would turn a lot of people into dog food.


03Jun#17
A person whom Eddie "Liger" Smith follows watches a music video. Bobby and Jonny Meade are outraged.


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03Jun#20

Why wait for Trump's check when Biden check is just as big?

03Jun#21
Jew selling out jews, reminds you of Sunday school doesn't it?


03Jun#22
About Mexico's (((new management)))

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I spent time with a lot of Slavs at a polka festival and Bob's too busy steaming himself retarded. Oh well, at least the ćevapi I had from the local Serbian Orthodox church was delicious.

 

[WelperHelper99]

03Jun#13

Good luck. Your union needs this and much more besides.

Bob is happy AI is going to get gutted with Vox slop. Still not going to save your decling channel Bob.

 

[Mr Processor]

This is the other thing that bugged me about later Star Wars, the insistence on lightsabers even if it made no sense foe the weilder.

Like Kit Fisto with his head full of tendrils? A lightsaber is insane and just begging to injure him. Why not something like a pair of light daggers? Or with a wookie? Why not just give him a big energy shield to block shots until he's close enough to just pick up and toss around his target?

(Heck I'll even admit Yoda is probably the only one for whom a light-wip would make halfway sense because he's so small.)

Up until the Phantom Menace, I thought all lightsabers were pretty much the same, because they were used as part of Jedi training (the way weapon's training in 36th Chamber of Shaolin was a path to becoming a Shaolin Monk). Of course, in the Phantom Menace you had the light-twin-blade, so at that point the idea of light saber variants was introduced. My main problems are two:

1. Originally, I thought the lightsaber was meant to be an impractical weapon used as part of an ancient training tradition. So, I didn't really question why Jedi's were skilled with a weapon that doesn't really fit in a world with things like blasters and missile launchers. But now that we are starting to talk about "why doesn't the wookie Jedi use a lightshield?" my first thought is "Why doesn't he use a bowcaster like Chewbacca?"

2. The lightwhip doesn't seem to fit the fake physics that allows lightsabers to exist in Star Wars. Of course, we can't create lightsabers in real life, so they can just handwave it and say, "We can do whatever we want," but they really didn't even try to make it look like it fits into the series.

03Jun#16
If Tony Goldmark were elected president, he would turn a lot of people into dog food.

I don't even know what this conversation is about. I see Batman 66 which is how I assume it relates to MovieBob, but are they actually showing that on the Disney channel?

03Jun#11
Rando claims that "horror is an intrinsically left, punk, anti-establishment, countercultural artform, primarily concerned with social issues and pushing boundaries". I'm not entirely sure about that; John Carpenter made a distinction between "left-wing horror" and "right-wing horror", for example, while the formula of slasher films is that the slut dies and the virgin girl survives. Peter Coffin, however, seems to accept this uncritically.

I defer to Bobby's expertise on zombie movies: he's been living in one for 43 years.

This is one of these things where you have these left wing media analysts in academia deciding whether movies made primarily for either entertainment or artistic reasons have some hidden political meaning. They always manage to find the hidden political meaning, even if they have to completely misread and misunderstand the movie to get there. No surprise that the movies they like align with their own politics, and the movies they hate don't align with their own politics.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

1. Originally, I thought the lightsaber was meant to be an impractical weapon used as part of an ancient training tradition. So, I didn't really question why Jedi's were skilled with a weapon that doesn't really fit in a world with things like blasters and missile launchers. But now that we are starting to talk about "why doesn't the wookie Jedi use a lightshield?" my first thought is "Why doesn't he use a bowcaster like Chewbacca?"

I've always mentally clocked the lightsaber as not being a great weapon as a feature, not a bug. The Jedi aren't supposed to roll in and immediately start murdering everyone. The lightsaber is small, but flashy when you want to deescalate, and doesn't really scream "I'm here to kill you all" when its casually clipped to your belt. Only in conjunction with the force does it also serve as a useful defensive tool, deflecting blaster fire to allow a Jedi to escape, deescalate, disarm, or kill the attacker as needed. Its a more civilized weapon in the sense that its a weapon for deterrence and defense, not offense. Its not like its ability to defeat armor or the like was novel in the universe, with civilian hand blasters regularly punching through body armor anyway.

Modified lightsabers like Mauls and Kylo's were aiming to increase the combat use of the saber over its defensive properties, an inherent corruption of the weapon towards the offensive and one of the few things the sequels got right about Kylo. But the extended fandom went nuts with fancier and fancier lightsabers because of course a Jedi or Sith were at their coolest when they were fighting and killing shit. Bringing us to the Light Whip, a completely bizarre, trying-too-hard weapon at this point.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Who gives a fuck if the Adam West Batman movie is on Disney+? They played that on The Disney Channel decades ago. I know because we taped it on VHS when it was showing.

There was a time when Disney Channel showed non-Disney shit.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Jesus, he's slow. This shit happened weeks ago.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I've always mentally clocked the lightsaber as not being a great weapon as a feature, not a bug. The Jedi aren't supposed to roll in and immediately start murdering everyone. The lightsaber is small, but flashy when you want to deescalate, and doesn't really scream "I'm here to kill you all" when its casually clipped to your belt. Only in conjunction with the force does it also serve as a useful defensive tool, deflecting blaster fire to allow a Jedi to escape, deescalate, disarm, or kill the attacker as needed. Its a more civilized weapon in the sense that its a weapon for deterrence and defense, not offense. Its not like its ability to defeat armor or the like was novel in the universe, with civilian hand blasters regularly punching through body armor anyway.

Modified lightsabers like Mauls and Kylo's were aiming to increase the combat use of the saber over its defensive properties, an inherent corruption of the weapon towards the offensive and one of the few things the sequels got right about Kylo. But the extended fandom went nuts with fancier and fancier lightsabers because of course a Jedi or Sith were at their coolest when they were fighting and killing shit. Bringing us to the Light Whip, a completely bizarre, trying-too-hard weapon at this point.

I can't wait for Johnny Lightsaber Fingers.

 

[Bollywood Bulk Bogan]

at least the ćevapi I had from the local Serbian Orthodox church was delicious.

All I get is kolyva at mine...

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Been a while since I've checked in on ol' Bob.

What group of people does he want to genocide now these days?

 

[Flexo]

But the extended fandom went nuts with fancier and fancier lightsabers because of course a Jedi or Sith were at their coolest when they were fighting and killing shit. Bringing us to the Light Whip, a completely bizarre, trying-too-hard weapon at this point.

As the prophecy foretold...


(No really, check the date on the strip.)

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.06.03-02]

The longer, the better, YouTube.

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[2024.06.03-05]



I'm bad at math (definite integrals stump me), but it seems to me Bobby's made 13 hours worth of "content" just on BvS alone.

Three hours is the actual running of those videos; thirteen hours is the preceived perceived running time because we know Moviebob doesn't write well, does worse at editing, and has a "fingernails on chalkboard" caliber voice.

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[2024.06.03-09]

Gotta ask: How many of Moviebob's "reviews" are based on streaming shows versus watching actual DVDs? Asking for a "friend"...

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[2024.06.03-16] If Tony Goldmark were elected president, he would turn a lot of people into dog food.

Tony Goldmark: "If elected President, my first act will [...] round up everyone who defects blame when alled out for shitty behavior and turn them all into dog food..."

Read that post carefully, then read Moviebob's X-Twitter history. Moviebob is quite literally sharing a post calling for Bob's own demise.

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[2024.06.03-20]

Retweeted by Moviebob, reactionary ethnic cleanser wannabe.

Speaking of Moviebob and reactionary ethnic cleansing...:

And, yes, even more of Moviebob's reactionary ethnic cleansing (decensored):

How's about I combine and edit Bob's and Goldmark's posts into one and summarize as best as possible:

The irony is, the sheer bloodlust in Moviebob's response to Führer Hillary's defeat, the raw ANGER that 62,984,828 Trump voters aren't being eradicated quickly enough for Bob's liking, reminds one that Moviebob considers any threats to Bob's personal comfort the worst crime anyone could possibly commit.

(And, for the record, I disagree with the idea that Fauci should be burned at the stake. Cutting off Fauci's vocal cords, infesting him with ticks, and feeding his flesh to ravenously hungry sandflies is something I can get behing, but definitely not burning Fauci at the stake.)

 

[Mr Processor]

Been a while since I've checked in on ol' Bob.

What group of people does he want to genocide now these days?

Bob has a Book of Life. The names written in his book shall be saved, those he hasn't written in it shall be damned. All Hail Bob!

Who gives a fuck if the Adam West Batman movie is on Disney+? They played that on The Disney Channel decades ago. I know because we taped it on VHS when it was showing.

There was a time when Disney Channel showed non-Disney shit.

Fortunately, my brother got me the complete series on DVD, so I'm all set for life.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Crimea wasn't lost, it was given to Ukraine by Kruschev, with Japan it was during the Tsar ear, while during the Soviet days Japan was getting plowed by the USSR. Soooo...fuck you Bobbo.

I think Bob was referring to the Crimean War (1853-56), which Russia lost to Ottoman Empire, Britain, France, and Sardinia. The Ottomans were in steep decline at that time, but the other great powers wanted to keep them intact to maintain the balance of power in Europe. You could say that it started the chain reaction that led to the October Revolution six decades later. Not that Bob knows that given his superficial knowledge of, well, everything.