20Jun#02
And guess what? The "Yer Mom" joke returns as well!
It will never not be amusing to me how much Bob tells on himself without even realizing it. He
thinks he's sounding like someone enlightened by proudly boasting about how he hates everyone he comes across because they're all assholes to him, but he
actually sounds like a deranged misanthrope who doesn't realize that he's the instigating asshole in all his confrontations.
For the record, Bobby, most people don't consider hating everyone a marker of growing up. Real maturity is learning what battles to fight and what to let slide.
20Jun#12
Bob apparently thinks that Christians want to bulldoze anything not related to Christianity, even though there's really only one religion in the world right now that's actively destroying things (well, maybe two, but they're also fighting each other). Bob cannot seem to grasp that modern Christians are generally tolerant people and wouldn't dream of defacing a historical monument, especially one that long predated the religion itself.
Also whoops, Bob forgot his "in Minecraft" defense! Hope nobody reports him for death threats!
20Jun#13
Poor Stonehenge! What wrong has it done now that it has to bear the spite of the underclass against the rich and powerful?
And in a more correct take, this is something that I continue to not understand about leftist protests. They always pull shit that makes regular people hate them, whether it's defacing art or hampering public transport. They never actually take their protests to the cushy mansions or high society clubs where the elites throng. For people who claim to want to burn it all down...they're really doing a shitty job of it. It does make me more inclined to believe some of this is false-flagging by the elites to discredit any legitimate protest movement, but then again, lefties are retarded.
(Note to feds: I personally am not advocating for such actions. I love the USA and our greatest ally.)
20Jun#16
Slow launchers of Gen-X who should be around 50 year old now. If they still hasn't "made it" in their media career and refuse to accept their failure, well, I don't think they have much time left.
Bob, maybe you
should just accept you'll never make it. Have you made literally any progress towards your dreams? Like, at all? I don't even think you can call yourself "slow-launching" (except when you get out of bed, heyoooo), you've pretty much never even started. You would be better off admitting your failure and moving on, but your ego will never let you.
20Jun#19
As I mentioned before, effective satire has to be targeting something that's actually happening. All shit like The Boys is doing is putting up a ridiculous strawman and saying "haha look how stupid conservatives are haha they're so dumb they won't even get we're making fun of them haha *hits bong* haha we're so smart." It's
so over the top that it's entertaining in how stupid it is.
20Jun#22
If you don't think Rey is the best character ever written, you don't deserve entertainment.
How is it dubious that everything that came after TLJ made less money (hell, everything after TFA even)? Objectively, Solo and TRoS made less money in their box office runs, and even if the latter hadn't had its run cut a little short by the coof closing theaters, there's no way it would cover the $300 million gap between the two before it finally hobbled out of theaters. The D+ shows are certainly not making their money back with how expensive they've been to produce and how many subs they've given away through other deals, and not a single movie project has gotten off the ground in five years.
Of course Bob and his ilk won't see the obvious, that making a shitty product and then openly insulting your audience when they don't like it is a good way to get a lot of them to stop watching. No, they view this as a good thing actually, that people who don't like a thing don't deserve it. It's fucking insane.
What I find fascinating is those books. I looked up the site, and that shit's both new and expensive - The Rustin book only released in November, and retails new for $100. How'd he end up with not one but two copies to sell for a quarter and half price respectively? The hand of god one is from 2021 but retails for $200 - Again, why does Bob even have any of these new and sealed?
Really feels like he either ego bought them then realized that table books only matter to people who actually have IRL friends to see the books, or he's hawking off gifts from well meaning relatives who just thought he was a big movie guy and might like some movie books. If its the latter case, that implies the slowcooker is the same, and that brings up all sorts of funny implications around who thought "Fairly Small McDonalds" Bobby needed some kitchen equipment for his Mt Dew Chicken. Maybe a slowcooker would have saved us all from his efforts to soak meats in awful concoctions. But I suppose looking at the website, he's probably just mad they got him the
Bob Ross one and not the
Star Wars one. Honorable mention to whatever the "
Star Wars Halo" one is though, this sites fucking ironclad for last minute gifts.
The only thing I could think of was that he got them as part of some press screening or something. I can't imagine a family member would decide to buy Bobby a Marriage Story two-book set for Christmas, for instance; that would be a weird gift for anyone, honestly. But as a gift to attendees to commemorate the event (and totally not as a bribe), perhaps.
I can't see Bobby buying them for himself, especially since some of these have never been opened so he clearly didn't care enough to read them. And if he thought they would make a good investment, well...I guess we know why he's having money troubles.
