Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Bolo_the_Second]

This has to be one of the most retarded things I ever saw Robert say.

First, I think McCracken is full of shit, maybe he is butt hurt he had to deal with a bunch of execs on his neck, but to reason why you need more storyboard panels to get less notes from the suits is dumb, the suits only care if they are getting the idea in a compeling and visual way, and I don't know what the fuck is he even talking about about "make it" before it is aproved, because, not to power level much here, I did work on some animated pitches before (don't worry, none of them got to be made) and the thing is, it is expected to at least have a couple of minutes with a vertical slice, meaning a full fledged animation to showcase the entirety of the production's objective with the project.

Actually it is a rather common practice to have people to set aside their regular work on studios to produce said vertical slice on the side for the next project. It is a bit of a hush hush thing, since people are being paid with money from networks to work on another show, and it can create overwork stress, but that is how studios survive.

But Robert's retardation is on another level. For all the pose of being a industry insider, he thinks the "elevator pitch" is a real thing, that some silver tongue producer can just bust a deal worth millions with just 25 words, Don Simpson style.

Yeah, that was always bullshit cocktail stories, in reality when you see people talking production, you have even acomplished directors and producers shitting bricks because they already invested a bunch of money on script, concept art and even early footage to get the deal done. Even George Lucas, after Star Wars and with Spilberg at his side, had to pitch Indiana Jones with a complete script and concept art, and he got a bunch of "no"s before Paramount said yes.

The idea behind the concept of "elevator pitch" that writers like to use is to check how consice and easy to understad their story are, if you can't get the gist of a tale without hours of explaination, then you most likely have a nonsense mess. But you will never have a movie deal with X meets Y with popular actor in the lead.

So what the fuck is Robert even bitching about executives being "business bro" instead of his beloved "creatives" that can't conceive a movie over some spitball bullshit. What the fuck do you even know about from you mother's house Robert?

Seriouly, where does he get this bullshit from?

 

[The tired cat]

Seriouly, where does he get this bullshit from?

My guess is probably from either some movies, Ounturage or some other shit. Lets be real, all of fatso "experiences" comed from something he saw on TV.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU EVEN GET A BOB ROSS THEMED CROCK POT?!?!

It's a company called Uncanny Brands that sells all kinds of stupid shit that nobody but the most autistic of fans wants. In other words, Bob-ish people.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What I find fascinating is those books. I looked up the site, and that shit's both new and expensive - The Rustin book only released in November, and retails new for $100. How'd he end up with not one but two copies to sell for a quarter and half price respectively? The hand of god one is from 2021 but retails for $200 - Again, why does Bob even have any of these new and sealed?

I have to assume they're gifts or, like with the crock pots, items he won at Dave & Busters that he has no room or use for.

Bob buying a book is so unlikely, and the fact they're both still shrink wrapped is telling that he never even flipped through them. Reading takes too much time away from more important things, like twitter, so he hasn't cracked open a book in over a decade (I assume he read through his own once just to bask in his own 'wisdom' but even that might have been too much for him).

A shame, I like to encourage people reading books. It sharpens the mind because it requires you to generate pictures and sounds with your imagination, no matter how shitty the book. But Bob is dull and dim-witted. He probably abandoned Facebook for twitter because the character limit hurts his brain less.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Plus they don't seem to get that it doesn't matter. If a religious family has say... 3 children. 1 of those kids grows up and becomes atheist while 2 remain religious and then that 1 doesn't have any further children while the other 2 do, natural selection still applies and atheism is still functionally a genetic dead end and essentially a parasite that depends on the religious to survive.

Bob also appears to believe that children of the Left never rebel, as do children of the Right/Religious, and that they don't switch political/religious affiliation as a "Fuck you, mom and dad!" phenomenon.

20Jun#17
"Creatives" don't want theaters to thrive. Archive of article.

BTW the title of the film is The Last Screenwriter. Support it.

Ah, "You're a Not-A-Person, your life doesn't matter and will never matter, Friendo!" makes a comeback as well.

20Jun#26
Lesser Brother tries to shill his anal buddy for a $100k job.

Seth Decker fucked off to California with Lesser Bro's and Bob's "investment" as "producers" of the aborted tranny slasher horror fic, and Lesser Bro hasn't learned his lesson about being fucking scammed. I know Chris is only a hair smarter than Bob, but apparently still pretty fucking dumb because he still thinks a) Seth Decker is his frend 2) that Seth Decker didn't totally fucking rip him off and 3) that Seth Decker won't scam this other fucking scrub.

By his own admission in his book, they wanted him to ride the short bus. His parents knew he's a retard and tried to help him, he was just so angry and retarded he refused to believe he was a retard.

proto-narcissists (you can't diagnose a minor with narcissism but there's other things that track like narcissism for kids) cannot stomach the concept that they might be *gasp* Less Than Perfect.

As I mentioned before, effective satire has to be targeting something that's actually happening. All shit like The Boys is doing is putting up a ridiculous strawman and saying "haha look how stupid conservatives are haha they're so dumb they won't even get we're making fun of them haha *hits bong* haha we're so smart." It's so over the top that it's entertaining in how stupid it is.

Strawman satires are the worst.

Maybe I'm wrong here, but I seem to recall--vaguely--that Moviebob been an open proponent for "federal death squads" targeting Red America for the past eight years.

Well, yeah, pretty much, though if pressed he'll claim In Minecraft .

 

[Positron]

What I find fascinating is those books. I looked up the site, and that shit's both new and expensive - The Rustin book only released in November, and retails new for $100. How'd he end up with not one but two copies to sell for a quarter and half price respectively?

Swag bags given to "critics". Let me hazard a guess that the Bob Ross slow cooker is the prize he got at a party held by the Boston Society of Film Critics.

21Jun#01
Once again, People Who Fucking Matter continue to get angry at People Who Don't Matter.

Let me remind you the person who runs the FoxKidsClub account is a troon, therefore he has no moral high ground condemning Chris Gore for being friends with a child molester.

21Jun#02


21Jun#03
Do space beavers care how human beings address them?


21Jun#04
More Star Wars TV bullshit, continued from 20Jun#23


21Jun#05

Gross. Just fuck already.

21Jun#06


21Jun#07

Our Superior Thinker doesn't realize that TankiePunk has made a joke at his ilk's expense.

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21Jun#08
The Oscars is determined to become even more of a freak show.


21Jun#09
Scorsese.


21Jun#10
Fatal Attraction, but with a robot.


21Jun#11
Arguing over Amazon's hobbits.


21Jun#12
Bobby makes another unasked-for and unwanted info dump.

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21Jun#13

Mira Murati is absolutely right. If your create trash, there is no point keeping your "creative" job. And yes, I don't think AI needs many spokepeople; soon people will see the output and get onboard.

21Jun#14

Extra service staff improves customer experience, making them more willing to spend money. Danger-haired "diversity officers" and "idea people", the kind of creative genius that spews, "What if Paradise Lost but with Care Bears?" do not.

21Jun#15

I dunno. I expect someone who is deciding whether to invest a few tens of million dollars would take more convincing than "Picture Paradise Lost but with Care Bears! It's going to be totally awesome, just as awesome as you've no doubt visualized!" A bunch of elaborate, finished art proves that the team has a chance of carrying the project to its fruition.

21Jun#16

Most people live in obscurity; most people gets over the fact before they turn 30. Almost all of them live happier than Bobby.

21Jun#17


21Jun#18
Doug Walker bullshit.


21Jun#19
Bobby tries to kiss the ass of another "colleague".

That shit is 77 minutes long.

21Jun#20
"What's the matter Officer? she told me she is twenty-four I swear!"


21Jun#21

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21Jun#24
Bobby wants MTG locked up because reason.


21Jun#25

The Original Lawgiver is God, not Moses. And having a visible form of the Commandments is not idolatry. What do you think the Ark of the Covenant was?

21Jun#26

Where is Pastor Webbon's lie? Telling the truth is not "hate" unless you live in Canada. Indeed Webbon punctures the self-propagated stereotypes of the LGBT, the lies they tell the world: that they are supposedly marked by "compassion" and "artistic expression".

21Jun#27
Mah "young trans people"

Let me just show you this one-sentence KF post that explains how idiotic the premise of Zach Drennen and Jo Maugham is.

21Jun#28

Rent free.

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21Jun#29
Nazis, nazis everywhere.


21Jun#30
Some kids will go to ridiculous lengths to get Toilet Swift's autograph. Unfortunately for them, they miss the whore's private jet. A&N.


21Jun#31


Let me try:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

21Jun#15

I dunno. I expect someone who is deciding whether to invest a few tens of million dollars would take more convincing than "Picture Paradise Lost but with Care Bears! It's going to be totally awesome, just as awesome as you've no doubt visualized!" A bunch of elaborate, finished art proves that the team has a chance of carrying the project to its fruition.

It also simplifies the animation process. Simply reproduce the storyboard as a series of keyframes before sending everything to a Korean/Indian sweatshop studio.

21Jun#26

Where is Pastor Webbon's lie? Telling the truth is not "hate" unless you live in Canada. Indeed Webbon punctures the self-propagated stereotypes of the LGBT, the lies they tell the world: that they are supposedly marked by "compassion" and "artistic expression".

"They hated him because he told the truth."

21Jun#21

He's still pushing his "GQP" nonsense, I see.

 

[Flexo]

This could be entertaining.

https://arkhavencomics.com/2024/06/20/the-okeefe-disney-bombs-chapter-one/

I'm curious if Bob will deny or downplay and try to act like he knows the code words.

 

[The tired cat]

1Jun#20
"What's the matter Officer? she told me she is twenty-four I swear!"

I see Bob is back on his "all dem animes are meant fer pedos!! Mah western slop is superior!!" train. Also, this anime looks like a huge troll or something.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.06.21-01] Once again, People Who Fucking Matter...

™

...continue to get angry at People Who Don't Matter

™

I'm sure everyone with a functioning soul asks just how high on the "why the fuck does this still EXIST???" scale.

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[2024.06.21-03] Do space beavers care how human beings address them?

"Facts to Fall Asleep To", huh? I'm not sure if Moviebob narriting such a video would put people to sleep (knowing Bob's writing, due hundreds of unnecessary words) or render them unable to sleep (given that the sound of Bob's voice has purportedly given people nightmares).

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[2024.06.21-05]

Trust us, @GeraldNellson: Moviebob's eugenics tweet was written in earnest. How can a creature like Moviebob not support eugenics after (literally) saying that infanticide abortion genuinely beneficial for society. Examples:

Moviebob, 2018.06.27: "Abortion is not merely 'not evil,' it is a moral good - a scientifically sound medical procedure that has saved millions of lives and forwards the cause of human freedom..." (This tweet alone confirms Moviebob supports eugenics.)

There's plenty more to sift through...

Spoiler: Click here for more Eugenicsbob opinions...

Moviebob, 2011.08.26: "Why does no one ever say "she had an abortion? Good - For all we know, it could've grown up to be another Hitler!""

Moviebob, 2013.06.27 (#1, #2): "...a woman who has an abortion because she frankly had other shit she wanted to do and maybe goes on to cure cancer, or start business? She's did right thing..." (I'll admit that this one's a bit of a stretch...)

Moviebob, 2017.05.08: "Legal abortion is an important hallmark in that it declares the legal system in question has rejected government by superstition."

Moviebob, 2017.10.06 (#1, #2): "Reproductive autonomy not only a RIGHT but a moral achievement of modern society; a victory for individuality and science over superstition. A government that can deny you an abortion because a fetus "MIGHT" have a soul can just as easily deny you ocean travel to appease Poseidon."

Moviebob, 2018.02.27 (#1, #2): "Safe abortion is [...] the same as any other beneficial scientific advancement; a defiant statement from humanity to 'nature' that says 'No, from now on WE decide' [...] I see no difference between opposing abortion because you believe every pregnancy is "meant" to result in a birth and opposing the invention of FIRE because "The gods decide what time of day we're meant to see things!""

Moviebob, 2018.05.18: "Safe, legal, widely-available abortion creates freedom by enabling choice. A fetus isn't a person."

Moviebob, 2018.06.27: "Criminalizing abortion in the long term means dozens of emtpied, economically dead States as intellectually-evolved people who matter flee the Red States for Free States. But in the short term it means pain and horror for vulnerable people. Dark times ahead."

Moviebob, 2018.12.31 (#1, #2): "[Abortion is] a procedure, you should get it when you ask for it, full stop, unrestricted, end of discussion [...] I have absolutely zero interest in 'reducing the number of abortions.'"

Moviebob, 2019.08.20: "...'taking private insurance' thing is fiction and abortion on demand and "open borders" are both GOOD things, so..."

Moviebob, 2021.09.20: "REMINDER FOR THE WEEK: [...] A fetus isn't a person (and if you think it is, I have my doubts there too). Abortion should be as easy to get as possible."

Moviebob, 2021.11.18: "Abortion should be legal [...] Because science and reality are where our laws come from in the 21st century, not fairytales."

Moviebob, 2021.12.01 (#1, #2): "Maybe [women] just don't want to BE pregnant [...] Or they changed their minds. [...] because reality, science and biology determine laws--not [...] ancient made-up bullshit superstitions [...] Science is real. Abortion is a neutral-to-positive medical thing."

Moviebob, 2021.12.02: "There is no argument against abortion that isn't grounded in supernaturalism or superstition..."

Moviebob, 2022.05.03, thread #1: "What you end up with w/out nationwide legalized abortion is accelerated economic devastation; because NO ONE who can afford to is going to want to live, work or build in States where one whole gender doesn't have full human rights."

Moviebob, 2022.05.03, thread #2: "Abortion is healthcare. Segmenting it off into some special separate thing because the regressives and their imaginary friends still have superstitions about fetuses just plays into the bullsh-- that got us here."

Moviebob, 2022.05.03, thread #3: "If you're looking for hope, what I can offer is that I believe I will live to see abortion be fully legal across the U.S. again if it in fact ceases to be. I just also believe it will be a HUGE pain in the ass to get back, and it shouldn't be. We shouldn't have to fix this again"

Moviebob, 2022.05.04: "By EVERY conceivable metric, the more legal, affordable and easy access to abortion is the more a society improves - *unless* you believe in fairytales about fetuses and invisible sky daddies"

Moviebob, 2022.05.19: "Anti-Abortion = Anti-Choice = Anti-Science = Anti-Modernity = Anti-Progress = Anti-Future = the enemy of anything worthwhile in the world."

...or you can just read this summary of my opinion on the matter:

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[2024.06.21-13]

Mira Murati is absolutely right. If your create trash, there is no point keeping your "creative" job.

Ergo, there is no reason to employ Moviebob.

[2024.06.21-14]

So speaketh Moviebob, the Unnecessary.

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[2024.06.21-22]

For anyone who may have joined KiwiFarms in recent month, it might be worth mentioning that Moviebob was once a self-proclaimed capital-T Technocrat dandy.

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[2024.06.21-24]

Misogynistbob.

...wants MTG locked up because reason.

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[2024.06.21-25]

I currently don't practice and religion, and my recollection of the Ten Commandments is rather spotty, but I cearly recall "thou shalt not kill" being one of them--and a Commandment that Moviebob is clearly in violation of (by a factor of 62,000,000+).

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[2024.06.21-31]

Currently at the physical age of 43, Moviebob has the mental acuity of spoiled toddler and the intellectual acuity of a zombie.

 

[mandatorylurk]

So it's clear Blob is having a crisis, probably looking at his swollen, poor circulation legs and trying anything to get an algorithm spike.

 

[Mr Processor]

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So it's clear Blob is having a crisis, probably looking at his swollen, poor circulation legs and trying anything to get an algorithm spike.

Get a job, Bob. Or "jerb" if you prefer.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

A valuable lesson to tell your kids: If you don't know anything about a subject and have nothing to say to further a discussion or add to it, then don't say anything at all.

It appears nobody taught this to the Kwisatz Tarderach. Or if they did, he dismissed it outright as the insertion of someone who doesn't matter.

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So it's clear Blob is having a crisis, probably looking at his swollen, poor circulation legs and trying anything to get an algorithm spike.

This is just sad. That's his idea of fresh new beginnings?

Oh and hey, what happened to the whole "This Movie Exists" series? Given up already?

 

[Mola Ram]

A valuable lesson to tell your kids: If you don't know anything about a subject and have nothing to say to further a discussion or add to it, then don't say anything at all.

It appears nobody taught this to the Kwisatz Tarderach. Or if they did, he dismissed it outright as the insertion of someone who doesn't matter.


This is just sad. That's his idea of fresh new beginnings?

Oh and hey, what happened to the whole "This Movie Exists" series? Given up already?

There are many, many YouTube channels that are great for helping you get to sleep. nobody's peculiar music, Bob Ross videos, Skyrim soundtracks. I personally love John Michael Godier, whose voice and ethereal space music are weirdly soothing.

I cannot imagine trying to fall asleep to Bob's sped up Boston accented hectoring. It's exactly the opposite of relaxing or soporific.

The man is dumber than a sack of hammers.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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So it's clear Blob is having a crisis, probably looking at his swollen, poor circulation legs and trying anything to get an algorithm spike.

I dunno, feel like he'd have let more slip on Twitter in his usual seething way. Feels more like he saw someone else do a similar backlog remaster and just figured he could steal their success.

I dread to think of the kind of person who'd actually be interested in falling asleep to this though. Outside of the obvious "Lol Moviebob" content quality, why would you find ramblings about recent pop culture the kind of thing you want to drift off to? I feel like there's a thousand things that'd be far more conductive to sleep than listening to manchildren complain about or eat the ass of various superhero movies and call of duty spinoffs.

 

[Mr Processor]

I dunno, feel like he'd have let more slip on Twitter in his usual seething way. Feels more like he saw someone else do a similar backlog remaster and just figured he could steal their success.

I dread to think of the kind of person who'd actually be interested in falling asleep to this though. Outside of the obvious "Lol Moviebob" content quality, why would you find ramblings about recent pop culture the kind of thing you want to drift off to? I feel like there's a thousand things that'd be far more conductive to sleep than listening to manchildren complain about or eat the ass of various superhero movies and call of duty spinoffs.

Well, though, what if you tied someone up in your basement, used some mechanism to force their eyes open and put headphones on them. Then you could start the 3 hours of Bob content on the monitor in front of them.

Win-Win.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Well, though, what if you tied someone up in your basement, used some mechanism to force their eyes open and put headphones on them. Then you could start the 3 hours of Bob content on the monitor in front of them.

Win-Win.

Almost like how Spoony used to do it, except he chained people to the radiator and raped them.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Gender Neutral Oscar. Does that mean A.I. can win it?

 

[Flexo]

There are many, many YouTube channels that are great for helping you get to sleep. nobody's peculiar music, Bob Ross videos, Skyrim soundtracks. I personally love John Michael Godier, whose voice and ethereal space music are weirdly soothing.

I cannot imagine trying to fall asleep to Bob's sped up Boston accented hectoring. It's exactly the opposite of relaxing or soporific.

The man is dumber than a sack of hammers.

I wonder if he's trying to ape Quentin Reviews who has apparently found a niche of having videos so long, his own fans admit they fall asleep and wake up to then.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Swag bags given to "critics". Let me hazard a guess that the Bob Ross slow cooker is the prize he got at a party held by the Boston Society of Film Critics.

either that or Trivia Night at Discount Dave & Buster's.

The Original Lawgiver is God, not Moses. And having a visible form of the Commandments is not idolatry. What do you think the Ark of the Covenant was?

Tell me that retard that called a statue of the Ten Commandments a 'graven image' has NO IDEA what a graven image is or what it is for, without telling me that retard has no fucking clue what 'idolatry' actually is. If writing the ten commandments on stone was an idolatry, Moses would never have brought anything down from the mountain. The Commandments are not to worship, ffs. They're rules from God. Sure, Moses brought 'em down from the mountain, but God wrote them. The policy against "graven images" was an injunction against worshipping Other gods. The Ten Commandments in stone is not a deity in and of itself. These Atheism+ retards are sooooo fucking dumb.

Let me just show you this one-sentence KF post that explains how idiotic the premise of Zach Drennen and Jo Maugham is.

Not to mention, while kids absolutely should NOT be given puberty-blockers willy-nilly without being adults/nearly adults and given informed consent, there's not really any proper treatment of the mental confusion that plagues those with legit gender dysphoria. It's like the psychiatric community has distanced itself from actually trying to treat the syndrome and instead treats the symptoms by getting the patients to troon out. Idiots call anything that tries anything but trooning out "conversion therapy" as if we were talking about people with same-sex attraction, which isn't even in the same damn ballpark.

Let me try:

oh, it's a character from Smiling Friends. Figures.

I currently don't practice and religion, and my recollection of the Ten Commandments is rather spotty, but I cearly recall "thou shalt not kill" being one of them--and a Commandment that Moviebob is clearly in violation of (by a factor of 62,000,000+).

Heck, the fact that "He who hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life residing in him" would condemn Moviebob already. Fun fact, the word used in that passage (1 John 2:10) translated as "brother" in Greek is adelphos. It does not mean only blood siblings, it means "people who are nearby". In other words, people in the community.