Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[MajinGoku]

Bob claimed (detailed in the old thread) on Twatter that he bearded for a lesbican stockbroker that he presumably met at the Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters/some Kennedy Society shindig or wherever. He also claimed that lesbicans (maybe the stockbroker, maybe not) taught him how to give oral sex to women properly by teaching him to tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue. I have NO fucking clue why any woman, gay or straight, would give Bob the fucking time of day, let alone passionate hugging/dating advice - let alone trusting him enough to come out to him and him not fucking 'out' them, unless they looked like fucking k.d. lang or Ellen Degeneres. If Lesbican Stockbroker existed, she must have been some flavor of fucking absolutely desperate to not be 'outed', to ask Bob to be her beard. ("beard" being the slang term for the fake heterosexual partner out for show so the person can remain in the closet.)

please send attached tweets if you have archived them

 

[Koby_Fish]

please send attached tweets if you have archived them

the person(s) to ask for archived tweets about Bob's lesbican stockbroker are best directed towards @Positron and maybe also @Ralph Barnhardt .

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Bob claimed (detailed in the old thread) on Twatter that he bearded for a lesbican stockbroker that he presumably met at the Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters/some Kennedy Society shindig or wherever. He also claimed that lesbicans (maybe the stockbroker, maybe not) taught him how to give oral sex to women properly by teaching him to tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue. I have NO fucking clue why any woman, gay or straight, would give Bob the fucking time of day, let alone passionate hugging/dating advice - let alone trusting him enough to come out to him and him not fucking 'out' them, unless they looked like fucking k.d. lang or Ellen Degeneres. If Lesbican Stockbroker existed, she must have been some flavor of fucking absolutely desperate to not be 'outed', to ask Bob to be her beard. ("beard" being the slang term for the fake heterosexual partner out for show so the person can remain in the closet.)

I think it was peeling an orange with his teeth, actually.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Bob claimed (detailed in the old thread) on Twatter that he bearded for a lesbican stockbroker that he presumably met at the Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters/some Kennedy Society shindig or wherever. He also claimed that lesbicans (maybe the stockbroker, maybe not) taught him how to give oral sex to women properly by teaching him to tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue. I have NO fucking clue why any woman, gay or straight, would give Bob the fucking time of day, let alone passionate hugging/dating advice - let alone trusting him enough to come out to him and him not fucking 'out' them, unless they looked like fucking k.d. lang or Ellen Degeneres. If Lesbican Stockbroker existed, she must have been some flavor of fucking absolutely desperate to not be 'outed', to ask Bob to be her beard. ("beard" being the slang term for the fake heterosexual partner out for show so the person can remain in the closet.)

I've always believed if this is true then the whole, she taught him how to do oral sex happened like this.

He begged her for some kind of sex, and she finally said he could go down on her and after a few minutes she went screaming out of the closet realizing nothing was worth that. I do love that Bob's only "relationship" that he bragged about because he thought it made him look like a good queer ally and implies, he is good at oral sex was in reality a girl who never loved him or was sexually attracted to him, and he didn't ever even once get his dick so much as touched.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

And of course, the dumb slab of pork tallow never bothered to learn from her the intricacies of the stock market or how to make money with financials. Further proof that either the whole story was a pure sham, or he really is that much of a wetbrained monkey seeking only short-term pleasures.

 

[ChampFantana]

I've always believed if this is true then the whole, she taught him how to do oral sex happened like this.

It definitely ain't true. Not even the most desperate closeted dyke would ever even consider having somebody as hideous as Lardo Retardo bearding for them. Remember, this is the same retard who claims that reading Judy Blume in high school got him a threesome.

If the Kwisatz Tarderach ever HAD gotten laid, he would be bragging about constantly on Twitter. He's a virgin and will die without ever knowing the touch of a woman. It's one of the many things that makes him the laughingstock that he is. I mean for fuck's sake, CHRIS CHAN has more notches on his bedpost than he ever will. Shit, it's entirely possible that Boogie has gotten some (Though he may be too fat to properly mate with a woman.) Even BINGO WINGS has had multiple relationships and last I heard, was married to some woman.

If that knowledge doesn't bring a smile to your face every time you read one of his tardfests about gassing us Mayoghouls, then I don't know what will.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think it was peeling an orange with his teeth, actually.

not with his teeth. With his tongue.

But yeah I think he mentioned the cherry stem bullshit too.

And of course, the dumb slab of pork tallow never bothered to learn from her the intricacies of the stock market or how to make money with financials. Further proof that either the whole story was a pure sham, or he really is that much of a wetbrained monkey seeking only short-term pleasures.

Or maybe she did try to teach him, but Lardo Retardo's far too smoothbrained to retain the information. Bob has claimed in the past he owns stocks, including in Warner Bros. but his concept of how stocks work is absolutely ignorant.

It definitely ain't true. Not even the most desperate closeted dyke would ever even consider having somebody as hideous as Lardo Retardo bearding for them. Remember, this is the same retard who claims that reading Judy Blume in high school got him a threesome.

If the Kwisatz Tarderach ever HAD gotten laid, he would be bragging about constantly on Twitter. He's a virgin and will die without ever knowing the touch of a woman. It's one of the many things that makes him the laughingstock that he is. I mean for fuck's sake, CHRIS CHAN has more notches on his bedpost than he ever will. Shit, it's entirely possible that Boogie has gotten some (Though he may be too fat to properly mate with a woman.) Even BINGO WINGS has had multiple relationships and last I heard, was married to some woman.

If that knowledge doesn't bring a smile to your face every time you read one of his tardfests about gassing us Mayoghouls, then I don't know what will.

well there was that one time where he obliquely bragged about constant one-night stands with that incredibly awkward metaphor about not having to make his own plate (because a random woman will do it for him! - which i guess is a really weird metaphor for getting laid) when he goes to a cookout. And by cookout, he means Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters.

But yeah, you'd think he'd brag MORE if he was hitting it and quitting it on a regular basis.

The most hilarious aspect about the claim of getting laid in a threesome thanks to Judy Blume's Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret is that one video where he heavily implied with stick figures that he got to film the two chicks lezzing out in 69. Which I highly doubt. But if it exists, it probably exists as CP on his computer, which would explain why he insists on keeping that old shitty machine he's been using since the early-to-mid 2000s.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob claimed (detailed in the old thread) on Twatter that he bearded for a lesbican stockbroker that he presumably met at the Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters/some Kennedy Society shindig or wherever. He also claimed that lesbicans (maybe the stockbroker, maybe not) taught him how to give oral sex to women properly by teaching him to tie a cherry stem in his mouth with his tongue. I have NO fucking clue why any woman, gay or straight, would give Bob the fucking time of day, let alone passionate hugging/dating advice - let alone trusting him enough to come out to him and him not fucking 'out' them, unless they looked like fucking k.d. lang or Ellen Degeneres. If Lesbican Stockbroker existed, she must have been some flavor of fucking absolutely desperate to not be 'outed', to ask Bob to be her beard. ("beard" being the slang term for the fake heterosexual partner out for show so the person can remain in the closet.)

I think she existed but it was a Lindsay situation where he's expanding on the relationship. Maybe she was a drinking buddy who just wanted someone who could keep up. Or, she was someone's sister and they ended up paired up by default whenever everyone else brought a date and she had no one.

Also, even a Lang or Ellen style lesbian would have higher standards that Bob. He'd be a terrible beard because he'd creep on you all the time, even after explaining it ain't happening. But he still thinks lesbians are cool like it's the early 2000s so he feels the need to brag.

 

[Positron]

the person(s) to ask for archived tweets about Bob's lesbican stockbroker are best directed towards @Positron and maybe also @Ralph Barnhardt .

Nah, it may seem to you otherwise but I really hasn't taken up the MovieBob thread for that long. Despite you folks keep talking about it, I have zero recollection of seeing the "lesbian stockbroker beard" tweet myself. Very old tweets are inaccessible to Twitter search.

27Jul#01
Despite being a permanent (D)evotee, Bobby doesn't really think highly of the Dems.


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27Jul#04
These people have no idea how hated Whorris is, even among the left.


27Jul#05
What's more fitting for a prostitute's video to be set to the "music" of another prostitute?

Whatever Whorris said have all been lies, so what's the problem with a few more?

27Jul#06
The following video, however make me drunk on hope.

Imagine a world without Israel. A world without jews. A world without Tony Goldmark. Does it makes you giddy with the unlimited possibility of human joy and flourishing?

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Trump allegedly said something like that to a nephew called Fred C. Trump III, referring to Fred's son William who was born with some neurological condition. Archive of Time article. Trump's exact quote, according to the article, was "The shape they’re in, all the expenses, maybe those kinds of people should just die", so Trump obviously does not refer to "all disabled people", though it is an open question if he had in mind the intellectually challenged like Todd Vaziri and Mantahunk.

27Jul#11

Indeed they are.

27Jul#12

What Vance said was that Ohio women, especially black women, have been ferried to Columbia for fetus destruction -- on Soros's money. What "federal response" he had in mind is left to your imagination.

27Jul#13

A&N. Essentially Ohio court decided that "boneless" refers to a cooking style rather than a description of the meat.

27Jul#14
AOC successfully protects an infinite number of women from being virtually raped.

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Even on such a tiny thumbnail you can clearly see Oliver Lennard is a man.

27Jul#20
One beaver is worth more than hundreds.


27Jul#21

So sue them.

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27Jul#24
More jobs for non-American scriptwriters and voice actors!


27Jul#25

What do Bobby's "video essays" have to offer to an AI? BTW to be incorporated into an AI model is the only hope for Bobby to achieve some kind of immortality.

27Jul#26
Bobby dons his Anime Historian hat.

The theory that anime style was inspired by cats is neither interesting nor persuasive. It is well known that early anime and manga, such as those by Osamu Tezuka, were inspired a lot by American cartoons and comics, in particular Betty Boop. Betty Boop has big eyes and cats have big eyes. And no Bobby, your understanding of the Japanese language is not "very limited": it is non-existent.

27Jul#27
Will Smith: "I'm a Libra, but I identify as a Cancer". "I'm Jesus. I'm Judas. I'm Moses...I'm the shooter. I'm the victim. I'm in the Koran and the Bible".

The old hag Madonna did something very similar recently.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

please send attached tweets if you have archived them

the person(s) to ask for archived tweets about Bob's lesbican stockbroker are best directed towards @Positron and maybe also @Ralph Barnhardt .

That happened to be one that I did capture.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-6736909

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1273654947503104000

https://archive.vn/wDnI8

 

[The tired cat]

27Jul#23

Welp, I see fat ass knows jack shit about Bioshock. Then again, the game openly shat on that cock warmer Ayn Rand and her shitty philosophy, so I see why Bobbo would seethe, since he buys into her retarded bs.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

That happened to be one that I did capture.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-6736909

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1273654947503104000

https://archive.vn/wDnI8

View attachment 6236431

That never happened

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

please send attached tweets if you have archived them

Sorry, I didn't realize you were also asking about this

I think it was peeling an orange with his teeth, actually.

He doesn't specify how, only that it was ancient wisdom passed down to him from a lesbian elder and it took him 45 minutes to do so.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1171554399300268033

https://archive.ph/iUqFb

Doesn't that just get you wet and ready for a lapping from the Lord of Lynn, my fellow lesbians?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Too bad you didn't spend any of that college time making friends, going to parties, or attempting to talk to anyone of the opposite sex. Big reason you're still a virgin. Spent all that time alone in your room at mommy's house peeling oranges while watching movies alone while driking beer, or trying to tag along with Chipper and his friends. And you didn't learn a thing in college, you're ignorant as the day is long, even about your professed interests like movies. I think it's time for another autobiography, Bob. I'd buy it.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Sorry, I didn't realize you were also asking about this

He doesn't specify how, only that it was ancient wisdom passed down to him from a lesbian elder and it took him 45 minutes to do so.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1171554399300268033

https://archive.ph/iUqFb

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Doesn't that just get you wet and ready for a lapping from the Lord of Lynn, my fellow lesbians?

Robert needs to do a video demonstration of these mad skills, because I in no way believe that someone can peel an orange hand free in a manner applicable to cunnilingus. This is his big chance to prove his haters wrong.

 

[Mr Processor]

Robert needs to do a video demonstration of these mad skills, because I in no way believe that someone can peel an orange hand free in a manner applicable to cunnilingus. This is his big chance to prove his haters wrong.

I feel like Bob got this from watching that one episode of Twin Peaks where the girl applies for a job in a brothel by tying a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue or something like that. I don't think even Bob can imagine himself with a woman, which is why he's so obsessed with lesbians as sex objects.

 

[WelperHelper99]

27Jul#01
Despite being a permanent (D)evotee, Bobby doesn't really think highly of the Dems.

If you think dems are so stupid Bob, why do you always vote blue? Thought you were a thinker?

#12

What Vance said was that Ohio women, especially black women, have been ferried to Columbia for fetus destruction -- on Soros's money. What "federal response" he had in mind is left to your imagination.

Anything to fuck soros fucking with the US is a win in by book. Go Vance! Also nice twisting of his words.

27Jul#13

A&N. Essentially Ohio court decided that "boneless" refers to a cooking style rather than a description of the meat.

Bob getting mad about chicken wings reminds me too much of the McDonalds tweet

Carries the same energy.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

even his lies are fucking grandiose and overtought.
the beard one, she had to be a girlboss skinny stockbroker
he is such an intelectual she bagged not one but TWO lesbians
he is such a catch that ladies flock to him to have one night stands

in reality he is a disgusting sex creep, repulsive to everyone except the poor ladies that have to serve his lardass because its their fucking job.

newflash bobo lesbians DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS, THATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT. And even then im sure everyone ITT has had drunken one night stands in college with girls who said that they were bi or something like that.

he is such a fucking mongo

 

[Mola Ram]

Welp, I see fat ass knows jack shit about Bioshock. Then again, the game openly shat on that cock warmer Ayn Rand and her shitty philosophy, so I see why Bobbo would seethe, since he buys into her retarded bs.

Either he never had a system that could run it, or he tried playing it and sucked fiercely. Or -- a la his disdain for RPGs -- he's just too fucking stupid to understand it, either its systems or its story, and so he has to crap on it.

newflash bobo lesbians DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GUYS, THATS THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT. And even then im sure everyone ITT has had drunken one night stands in college with girls who said that they were bi or something like that.

The "LUG" -- "Lesbian Until Graduation" -- was a legitimate phenomenon when I was a college lad. (Lahore University '14, Go Gurkhas!) I'm sure now it's some much more radical form of sexual weirdness.

All that said, I could see the lesbian stockbroker of dubious existence offering Bob some pity cunnilingus, only to run screaming in horror when he showed up with a garbage bag and a gallon jug of hot sauce. "What, don't ya wanna marinate first?!"

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

mmm robert sex haver chipman has banged 3 lesbians but the only straight women he has simped publicly told him to stop being a sex creep weirdo on twitter and to fuck off. really makes u think