Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

Funny thing, it's one of the few Xbox 360 games he actually owned and played. He even put it, and 2, on his best of Gen 7 list. Now it could just be a case of him forgetting most of it, since it's been seventeen years since it came out, but more likely all the Randian shit went over his head

I doubt it went over his head, Im sure he hated it because the game shit talked Rans philosophy, specially since he jacked off to it several times.

 

[The tired cat]

Again, as I've said time after time, I want Zelenskyy to be successful in defending Ukraine against Putin's invasion. I just don't Ukraine using America as a bottomless ATM.

Ya implying that Zelensky gives a cock eating fuck about Ukraine, the dude just wants to pull a huge scam like Porashenko did and get money, so he can fuck off to his villa in South America or something

 

[King Dead]

27Jul#03

Who's that fag? I don't presume he's the kind who needs the service of Whorris?

Lance Bass, one of the members of the 90's boy band N*Sync. You're correct in your assessment, he's very gay and would not want to have sex with Kamala.

I don't really get Bob's assertion that the Obama era didn't give a fuck about being cringe. The media was constantly carrying water for Obama trying to make him look cool and relatable, and if you thought he seemed fake and gay you were shouted down for being racist. Kamala is even more fake, and all these attempts to rehabilitate her image are falling flat with anyone with half a brain. Naturally, this means not Bobby.

27Jul#05
There is a leftist meme circulating that J. D. Vance fucks couches. I don't care to find out.

As furniture cannot consent, they might as well say Vance is a rapist like Trump.

I don't even know the source of it, but apparently Vance said that he humped a couch once when he was a horny teenager. Thing is, pretty much everyone did some embarrassing thing to get off as a horny teenager at some point, so it's like...who cares? Let he who has not fucked his couch cast the first stone.

I mean, it'd be something else altogether if Vance had done this last week or something, but he didn't to my knowledge, so again, who cares?

27Jul#10
If you ever questioned Diaperman opening up the federal reserve so that Zelensky can buy his 20th luxury villa, you must be working for Putin.

It's insane that the left is so rabidly anti-Russia that anyone even questioning what the hell we're getting out of the billions and billions of dollars in funding and weaponry to Ukraine is derided as a secret Russian asset. This is not and should never have been our problem, and if we had to make it our problem, then we should have found a way to get to a ceasefire instead of assuming we could bleed one of the biggest countries on Earth dry. Y'know, like they were going to do until our betters stepped in and assured Ukraine they could totally win this. Fucking retarded.

27Jul#11
Bobby counts on AOC to not just destroy deepfakes, but the "entire AI industry".

I find anti-AI people to be pretty tiresome and tedious, especially after a couple years of this shit, but none more so than Bob who has never created anything of note in his life, and never will. He's so full of righteous indignation at those damned techbros, but it's like...they're not going to replace you, Bob, because you're simply not an artist. You can't lose a job you don't even have.

(I'm also relatively certain he's jacked it to AOC porn. C'mon, it's obvious.)

27Jul#15
Bobby is down on his knees again.

On the one hand, Bob bitches at the Snyder Cult for lavishing undue praise on his work, demanding he be reinstated from projects he was pulled off from, and generally deepthroating a fairly average director with a somewhat unique style. On the other hand, Bob goes ga-ga for Gunn by...lavishing undue praise on his work, demanding he be reinstated from projects he was pulled off from, and generally deepthroating a fairly average director with a somewhat unique style.

Do you think Bob even understands the meaning of cognitive dissonance?

27Jul#18

News flash, Sean: people can have nostalgia for bad things. In the era of corporate bland cookie-cutter MCU slop, people do tend to look back fondly on the weirder, more experimental era of capeshit that Fox had a big hand in. But sure, keep gobbling the Rat's knob like Bobbo, I'm sure they'll offer you a job any day too.

27Jul#23
"EVERYBODY knows that Jake Sully is the protagonit (sic) of Avatar". I don't; I don't even know the name of the meme-y colonel.

Avatar 1 was a huge success because of the 3D gimmick being done well for the first time in ages, removing the stigma it had had from those old B-movies and using it to good effect in a highly-detailed CGI landscape. Word of mouth of "oh man you gotta experience this!" helped it become the highest grossing movie of all time. Everything else about it was the absolute barebones because it wasn't what Cameron actually cared about, which is why it didn't really have much staying power in the collective consciousness. It was basically a two-and-a-half-hour theme park ride.

Avatar 2 was a huge success because it had been over a decade since the first movie, long enough for a bit of nostalgia to kick in and get people to go back and look at the pretty cat people again. Once again, though, everything else was the bare minimum. It was basically a three-hour(!) theme park ride. Even so, it was less of a success than the first movie, making $400 million less than 1's original theatrical run on a budget nearly twice as high. Still profitable, but when it took over a decade for it to even finish production and kept getting delayed over and over, it looks even worse in comparison.

The only cultural impact these movies have is to the effect of people going "ooh pretty" and wanting to see the pretty thing. The average person you met, even if they'd seen both of these movies, wouldn't be able to tell you a damn thing about them beyond general vague descriptions like "humans/industry bad" and "cat people/nature good." Compare that to something like Star Wars, which is so omnipresent in our culture that everyone can tell you the main characters and concepts. Hell, you don't even have to go that big; look at The Matrix, a movie remembered for its visuals but with plenty of interesting and memorable characters and quotable lines that people still reference 25 years later. In contrast, I couldn't give you a single line from Avatar even if I tried, beyond laughing at the absurdity of "unobtainium."

In short, Bob is fucking stupid.

27Jul#25

Well, I certainly didn't need to know what Bob immediately went to go masturbate to. Thanks.

27Jul#28
Bobby shitting on China, claiming they deserves the sanction of the USA and EU.

Refunding a shitty indie walking simulator has been a thing ever since Steam began to allow refunds if you hadn't played more than two hours. Chinks are only finally learning what has become standard practice for the rest of us for garbage games that waste your time. Here's an idea: make a good game.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Do you think Bob even understands the meaning of cognitive dissonance?

Bob doesn't understand.

Here's an idea: make a good game

But I want to just slap some slop on a plate and charge you 80 bucks for it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Well, I certainly didn't need to know what Bob immediately went to go masturbate to. Thanks.

While Gina Gershon was hot as magma in her day, and while she seems to be aging well, and while I cherish hot librarians as much as the next High Priest of Kali-Ma, in this particular image, what with the disheveled hair and lazy eye and drooping mouth, she looks like a fucking bag lady. This is a cry for help, not fodder for onanism.

Bob is a loathsome degenerate.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Look in to "lesbian bed death" sometime. Let's just say those old Skinemax movies were full of shit.

The topic of softcore porn on Cinemax sounds like a fantastic topic to talk about in its own thread.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

27Jul#09

No matter whether Trump or Whorris wins, the antichrist will be assured of his genocidal tools. I'm anti-Diaperman and anti-Whorris; luckily as I'm not a leftist I have no obligation to worship the antichrist.

Someone needs to tell these people that Netanyahu already can do whatever he wants and that Biden/Kamala won't do anything to stop him. Liberals like Bob and this Swann retard are just angry that the have no proper way to navigate the subject of this conflict and that it more than likely won't help the Democrats in the election.

 

[TowinKarz]

Someone needs to tell these people that Netanyahu already can do whatever he wants and that Biden/Kamala won't do anything to stop him. Liberals like Bob and this Swann retard are just angry that the have no proper way to navigate the subject of this conflict and that it more than likely won't help the Democrats in the election.

Of all the stupid ideas that pervade among leftists, the idea that everything can be reduced to a poll and that the loser of said poll has to stop what they are doing, is especially hard to dislodge.

It just seems so tidy and logical, why can't it work to stop a war between nations?

I mean, have we TRIED it?

REALLY tried it?

It's one reason they want to control social media so bad, they honestly think reality is downstream from popularity, and that they can achieve world peace through banning belligerents in a religious war from Facebook until they learn to be nice.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If you ban badthinkers, they instantly disappear and their thoughts disappear forever.

Isn't that how it works?

It's like commies trying to build a paradise over mass graves and wholesale theft. Which lefties also want. It's never worked, but maybe this time, right?

 

[Imposteroak]

Someone needs to tell these people that Netanyahu already can do whatever he wants and that Biden/Kamala won't do anything to stop him. Liberals like Bob and this Swann retard are just angry that the have no proper way to navigate the subject of this conflict and that it more than likely won't help the Democrats in the election.

I remember falling down the rabbit hole that is the pro israel lobbying and having my mind blown that a foreign country could have so much influence. I am at least nominally lefty, and don't go for the A&N view of jews that some kiwis are prone to, but it's naive to think either party won't tow the line. Kamala will not do anything that trump won't do. Anything otherwise is just leaving money on the table for the other party come next election.

One of the most capitalist countries in the world is currently presiding over a genocide that has killed 200,000 people, per the Lancet. That happened this year because a bunch of rich jews want beachfront condos in gaza. Does Bob even have any developed opinions about capitalism or does he just have a knee jerk autistic revulsion to Trump voters as being more stupid racist and violent than democrats? Because while that's unsophisticated and childish he isn't wrong.

This thread isn't really for politisperging as it is a moribund one for oldfags and some odd culture warriors, hence your negrates. But to answer your question Bob's only problem with capitalism is that he is not the one on top. He is the very definition of a temporarily embarrassed millionaire. Any day now he will be picked up to some cushy job in a writers room in hollywood and everything will be as it should. He does not think any deeper than that.
He also has an odd habit of fighting with tankies and still somehow coming off more retarded. One of the few things I can give bob is that he is able to hunt down the dumbest people on twitter and still manage to make an ass of himself.
I can't speak on your last point on "Trump voters as being more stupid racist and violent than democrats?" as my ass is sore from sitting on the fence watching both sides compete for being the biggest tard and I have some prescription lotion to apply.

 

[Shart Attack]

I have a theory on why bob has a lesbian fetish. He is fat and percieves himself as weak. He projects this feeling onto all white men as he feels shame and guilt for being a fat nerd. This makes him more liberal as he hates white people because of this. He gets off from seeing two women together because it humilates him.

It's simpler than that. Bob has never had sex and so when watching straight porn, cannot envision himself as the man doing the fucking, to him its just a dude fucking a woman. He can't fantasize that it's his cock because he has no experience, also because his cock is tiny. But two women going to town on each other? That he can wrap his little brain around.

It's probably even simpler than that. Bob is a faggot, but he's still a heterosexual guy (in theory). Heterosexual guys like women. Lesbians are women. Bob can watch lesbian porn and see naked women together and not have to see some other guy's ballsack. I think it's really not that deep.

Not that you guys are wrong about him being a self-hating virgin who may or may not have a tiny dick.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

One of the most capitalist countries in the world is currently presiding over a genocide that has killed 200,000 people, per the Lancet. That happened this year because a bunch of rich jews want beachfront condos in gaza.

What makes you think I'm pro-israel? Also, "hey this one country's doing something!" isn't much of a defense about the many, many commie genocides.

Does Bob even have any developed opinions

No.

does he just have a knee jerk autistic

Yes. Like you. Not much thought involved with either of you.

 

[Positron]

Lots and lots of MCU bullshit because they have a presentation at Comic Con, but first, Deadpool And Wolverine.

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Lindsay Chipman! I love you! How about starting a Youtube series on aborted movie projects such as Jodorowsky's Dune?

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Some feel that Wolverine should have stayed dead. As always, Bobby has seen it coming.

Don't you love how trannies make everything about themselves?

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RDJ will play a character called Dr. Doom in MCU.


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Some people consider casting RDJ as Doom is "whitewashing"


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Bobby has uncanny insights regarding Material Science.


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A blimp kept a bunch of children amused.

We are not done with capeshit yet, but first, let us deal with some marginally more grown-up business.

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No one, I repeat, no one, is forcing women to have babies. If they don't want babies they should have kept their thighs closed. Oh, concerning Vance's rep as a "couch fucker", some rando claimed Vance described using a couch to masturbate in Hillbilly Elegy. There is no such passage in the book, but if these people valued truth, they wouldn't have been liberals in the first place.

28Jul#24

They hate couch fuckers because if men fuck couches instead of women, feminists will no longer have babies to murder.

28Jul#25

Um....so?

28Jul#26
Jackson Hinkle, InfraHaz, and Midwestern Marx et al forms a new band called The American Communist Party, "a real patriotic party for the working class".

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I have no idea why the left is so fond of the delusion that Trump is "afraid" of Whorris and refuses to debate her.

28Jul#29
Trump exhorts specifically Christians to go out and vote "Just this time". "You know what? You don't have to do it any more. Four more years, it will be fixed; it will be fine. You don't have to vote any more, my beautiful Christians. I love you Christians. I'm a Christian. In four more year you don't have to vote again: I'll have it fixed so good you don't gonna have to vote."

I do consider this a very bizarre speech that does Trump no favors, but note Trump said "You don't have to vote again", implying Christians will still be able to vote again if they want to. There is nothing whatsoever that suggest there won't be another vote 4 years ahead.

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But to be fair some Christians are too nutty for their own good.

Shall I believe James Gunn will save our souls instead?

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Returning to capeshit.


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Enough already. James Gunn will not resurrect your dog either.

28Jul#36

I suspect Bobby's favorite tennis movie looks like this.

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Oliver Lennard wants to star in tranny movie.


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[Ricardo Canitrot]

28Jul#41
Bobby pulls another Kamala on MatPat

Who are those retards and why should normal people care

 

[WelperHelper99]

28Jul#43

Bob retweeting a Garak meme should be a crime. As for the video game voice actor strike... they literally just did this a few years ago around when Halo Wars 2 dropped. I remember, a few of the charecters in the game got voice swapped. What's the problem NOW? This is beyond gay. And Bob supporting it... I'm not shocked, but I don't even think he knows why he supports it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob retweeting a Garak meme should be a crime.

An incredibly lousy meme at that, since it bears almost no relation to the original dialogue -- "Especially the lies!" -- which is frankly one of the cleverest lines Trek ever produced.

 

[WelperHelper99]

An incredibly lousy meme at that, since it bears almost no relation to the original dialogue -- "Especially the lies!" -- which is frankly one of the cleverest lines Trek ever produced.

Deep Space 9 was less action driven than a lot of trek, but it made up for it with story and characters. Meming it is possible but easy to fuck up.

 

[Mola Ram]

Deep Space 9 was less action driven than a lot of trek, but it made up for it with story and characters. Meming it is possible but easy to fuck up.

Basically you're not going to be able to meme it unless you're able to understand it, and I don't mean that in a "To be fair you need to have a high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" way; I mean that the sort of people Bob gravitates toward are largely fucking dimwits.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Basically you're not going to be able to meme it unless you're able to understand it, and I don't mean that in a "To be fair you need to have a high IQ to understand Rick & Morty" way; I mean that the sort of people Bob gravitates toward are largely fucking dimwits.

It needs context, notably knowing who the fuck Garak is, his background, and what the hell is a Deep Space 9. Without that, it feels like big bang theroy randomly making nerd references and shouting bazinga!

 

[Mac Monster]

28Jul#03

Cope harder faggots. Your shitty girl boss movie was so awful and uninteresting that even the MCU consoomers couldn't stomach it. They'd rather watch another film starring two white guys instead.

It needs context, notably knowing who the fuck Garak is, his background, and what the hell is a Deep Space 9. Without that, it feels like big bang theroy randomly making nerd references and shouting bazinga!

I never watched DS9, so to me this was just some space alien being used as a mouth piece for the posters opinions.