29Jul#01
You will not imagine it, but Bobby has a lot in common with Andrew Tate.
It's funny how Bob will see someone who's basically parroting his most commonly-used line and finds it revolting. The man has zero self-awareness.
29Jul#02
Still, when it comes to picking up women, don't listen to Tate. Listen to this
camwhore.
Don't worry, Bob, you definitely have a chance with this one! She won't find you creepy and repulsive like all the rest!
29Jul#03
I wish Vance and Trump would stop getting bothered by petty things.
So yeah, no surprise, the couchfucker story is a flat-out lie some rando on Twitter made up and doesn't appear anywhere in Hillbilly Elegy. That hasn't stopped the left from continuing to use it ad nauseum, much like the Russian Trump piss tapes they still believe exist out there somewhere. (Funny how
the AP is trying to bury their own debunk, almost like they
want this to stick. Hmm.)
But remember, the Democrats are the party of Thinkers, not Believers!
29Jul#04
A candidate meeting with a foreign leader to discuss what he'd like to do if elected is not "negotiating with foreign governments." Trump is nowhere near as stupid as these people seem to think he is, yet they stumble over themselves in an attempt to finally get the one thing that will surely stop the Bad Orange Man!
29Jul#05
"Conservative comedy always fail"? I think the following is quite successful: the nose is the part most on the nose.
"No u" is the weakest form of comeback, essentially validating the original insult. We've seen what leftists look like, and the comic is pretty darn accurate.
29Jul#09
I'm not even gonna comment on Bob's Matrix shit because I have no idea what he exactly means other than I think he's calling OP a fake fan or some shit.
Having rewatched Matrix 4 recently (because I hate myself I guess), pretty sure the scene Bob's referring to is the montage of the game developers discussing what they liked about the Matrix series and generally reducing it to cool stylistic action. It's basically an extended "fuck you" to the audience who didn't get any of the deeper philosophical questions or imagery the series raised, as well as the suits who were pursuing another movie for no good reason other than "this is a recognizable property that we can make money off of."
Why he's bringing it up here, I don't really know. Logan was a poignant sendoff to Hugh Jackman's Wolverine portrayal, a character he'd been playing for nearly twenty years at that point. I can see why some people would see them digging up that character again (figuratively and literally) as somewhat insulting, especially for something so tonally distinct. On the other hand, I can also see others not really caring that much and just enjoying one more romp with the guy, and Jackman wouldn't have come back if he didn't really want to, I'm sure. So I dunno.
I guess that it is similar to Matrix 4 in a way. The ending of Revolutions is bittersweet in how Neo and Trinity sacrificed themselves to put an end to the human-machine war, something that I never had a problem with on original viewing. To basically go back and say "y'know what, nah, let's have a happy ending instead" is...honestly something I don't really have a problem with either. Maybe I'm just a sucker for something positive, or maybe that's something we need more of right about now. I'm still on the fence about it.
A little off-topic, but Matrix 4 gives me complicated feelings. There's definitely some good parts to it, and it feels like it could have been an overall good sequel...but then it just gets bogged down by pointless stupidity and an extended "fuck you for making this movie" at Warner Bros. Half of it has neat concepts that I would have loved to see get explored more, and the other half is just painful to watch. It's frustrating.
Anyway, Bob's retarded, let's continue.
29Jul#10
I think Scott is confusing the reason why audiences have turned out for those movies in particular, and it's not because of the multiverse shit itself. NWH was a cameo-fest and sendoff to the older Spider-Man movies, and D&W is a cameo-fest and sendoff to the Fox Marvel movies. MoM was just coasting on the goodwill NWH had built up in much the same way Captain Marvel coasted on Infinity War, but its overall box office isn't that far ahead of the next runners-up (Black Panther 2 and GotG3). Stating that it was the third-biggest so far is technically accurate, but needs that caveat.
And really, when the marketing keeps pushing multiverse shit everywhere, is it any wonder people got the idea in their head that that's what this whole story was about? Fuck, they even call Phases 4-6 "The Multiverse Saga." Just because not every single movie dealt with characters hopping universes, doesn't mean that that's not what they were continually building up to. He says that Ant-Man 3 wasn't a multiverse movie, but again, that's disingenuous when the post-credits scene has the infinite Kangs.
Meanwhile, Bobby continues to trust the plan, even though he's stated repeatedly that Marvel doesn't plan ahead because planning ahead gets you the Snyderverse. Honestly though, even assuming that
was their plan, why did they think "spin gears until we can introduce the X-Men and keep this shitshow running for a few more decades" was a good idea? Why not, I dunno, come up with something actually good that didn't rely on audience nostalgia? Oh right, this is modern Disney we're talking about.
And finally, fuck you Bob, time travel is the last resort of hack frauds who have written themselves into a corner. If you're not willing to take the time to figure out how it works or how it will completely fuck up the rules of the story when you introduce it, you should never use it at all. All it really means is that you're willing to throw out all logical consistency, and thus ruin people's investment in the fictional universe.
