Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

01Aug#12
Zelensky has some fun toys to play with.

Cool, let's see how fast they'll lose these planes or turns out don't have enough pilots for 'em.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So much for all the alleged 'seminary level theology bible instruction' at Bob's Catholic School. Bob should know WHY Jesus died and why it's got jack and shit to do with a typical Hero's Journey story, BECAUSE IT'S NOT A 'STORY'!

Even if you were to tip your fedora to all the tards on r/atheist and say that the Bible is a work of fiction it's still is a stupid thing to say. For one, Jesus's death is not a heroic, in the way that Bob's referring it, death. Jesus does not go down in a blaze of glory. He's arrested in the middle of the night by the elites of his time and tortured to death for I think 12 hours with Him being mocked, ridiculed, and abandoned by up to and including God Himself. Two, Jesus dying is what the whole Bible is building up to. It's not even foreshadowing. It's Moses and the other writers of the Old Testament looking directly into the camera and saying "This dude is coming and here's all the signs pointing to Him" and then they give you all the signs. It's not subtle. Jesus didn't realize He got bamboozled at the garden of gethsemane when Judas shows up. He knew what was happening and even told Judas to go and get the whole thing started. Three, Jesus, Son of God and part of the being that created all of everything we know, let His death happen. Someone who had the full power and authority to call down the armies of Heaven to smite for Him those that were blaspheming Him didn't and allowed Himself to be stripped naked and nailed to a tree. It wasn't for heroism nor for glory but because He had a job to do and that was to be a perfect sacrifice for every single person that is and is to come. This is not Obi Wan losing to Darth Vader so that Luke can have his end of act 2 moment. Lastly, Jesus didn't stay dead. It's like a chapter or two after the crucifixion in all of the four first gospels, man. All you have to do is turn, like, 2 pages.

While I do not think Bob knows all of this, I also do not think he cares. Cramming Jesus into his take on heroism to defend why Star Wars doesn't suck was because he thought it was the ultimate checkmate by bringing in what he thinks is the ultimate character of fiction. I cannot even begin to imagine what kind of special hell he lives in where he's this purposefully stupid for throw away media. I mean, not everything is sunshine and roses for me but at least I'm not Bob.

 

[Positron]

I'll never understand why, after fighting so hard to be "the weird ones" and being proud of that, and accepted, that they now want to weaponize weird. I don't think they want to do that. In "weird vs weird" you're going to fucking lose.

This is the natural evolution of conflict politics. When the "oppressed" gained political power, they go on to oppress others.

02Aug#01


02Aug#02
The State of Ohio is doing some house cleaning.

Why are non-citizens allowed to vote in the first place? Is it a USA peculiarity?

02Aug#03


02Aug#04


02Aug#05
Which generation does Obama belong to?

Just like gender, generations are just a spectrum and a feel. I identify as Belle Époqueur

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02Aug#06
In Paris Olympics, a woman was made to box with a biological male, and she had to quit in 46 seconds. A&N.

Believe the lived experience of woman until it goes against the globohomo hivemind. Many such cases.

02Aug#07
Logan Paul states the obvious. Such wrongthink will not stand!

Why should we trust some rando claiming that Khelif is a woman? Why does "Catch Wrestling U" has more authority than anyone, such as Logan Paul. who thinks he is a man?

02Aug#08

Imane is 46XY, he looks like a man and punches like a man. The onus is on the IOC to prove that he is a woman. I don't want "ackually..." speculations; I need medical documents.

02Aug#10

So why can't the IOC do the tests themselves and announce the results?

02Aug#11

If you trust Google, you're too dumb to survive the internet age. I'm sure Google asserts that Kamala Whorris is Black too.

02Aug#12

None of our esteemed "Advanced Biologists" has told me which point on the purported spectrum is Khelif on.

02Aug#13

Now at least I found some common ground with my liberal friends: that being 46XY male is indeed "blessed".

02Aug#14


02Aug#15
Tough Guy Bob fights better than a pro boxer.

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02Aug#16
J. K. Rowling signal-boosts Khelif.


02Aug#17
J. D. Vance concurs.


02Aug#18
Yup. It is of course Republican's fault that Khelif gains his new fame as a woman-beater.


02Aug#19
The Olympic Games portends American politics.

If you vote Democrat, you're giving men license to beat up women.

02Aug#20
Still on pro athletes: a former liberal idol has fallen from grace.

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02Aug#21
Capeshit.


02Aug#22

02Aug#23


02Aug#24
Evagelion crossover.


02Aug#25
MatPat intends to dip his toes in politics.


02Aug#26


02Aug#27

 

[Flexo]

I thought Mortensen had said some pretty negative stuff about the MCU, or maybe superhero movies in general.

Maybe, but enough to turn down a fat paycheck?

Could be interesting seeing Aragorn as Dr Doom.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

the more and more i read about deadpool the less i want to see it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't say this is the worst Olympics ever because I think there was one where some of the athletes were murdered by terrorists, but this one is down near the bottom of the barrel.

1972 Olympics in Munich. They had to clean the pool because of Mark Spitz. 1904 Olympics were pretty bad as well.

 

[Mac Monster]

Logan Paul states the obvious. Such wrongthink will not stand!

Why should we trust some rando claiming that Khelif is a woman? Why does "Catch Wrestling U" has more authority than anyone, such as Logan Paul. who thinks he is a man?

I'm sure Bob is displeased because Logan Paul is one of the few e-celebs who managed to turn his internet popularity into an actual career, while Blobby is still languishing in the depths of Youtube with no chance of ever leaving.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why are non-citizens allowed to vote in the first place? Is it a USA peculiarity?

because Democrats allow it, since it favors them. You'd better believe they'd crack down on it if it didn't. But of course they're inserting the "alleged non-citizen" to make it sound like Republicans are striking perfectly true and honest citizens off the voter rolls in the name of non-citizenship as if it's some sort of cheat code for winning elections.

 

[whatever I feel like]

because Democrats allow it, since it favors them. You'd better believe they'd crack down on it if it didn't. But of course they're inserting the "alleged non-citizen" to make it sound like Republicans are striking perfectly true and honest citizens off the voter rolls in the name of non-citizenship as if it's some sort of cheat code for winning elections.

Its not allowed in federal or state elections, those people were probably accidentally enrolled through motor voter stuff and got removed as soon as they were noticed.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

the more and more i read about deadpool the less i want to see it.

I saw it, and was not impressed. But going to see it was more an excuse to hang out with my brother away from family for a few hours.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

re: car stuff- does Bob even drive? It's not like he leaves the house often, and if the Chippa has a car he could, conceivably, give his blobby brother a ride whenever they spend time together. When you take into account his dwindling "income," I wouldn't be surprised if Bob not only lives in his mother's basement as a middle aged man, but couldn't leave even if he wanted to.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.08.02-02] The State of Ohio is doing some house cleaning.

What OH Secretary of State Frank LaRose is doing is engaging in the preservation of democracy. All political jurisdictions need to scrub the voter rolls from time to time to remove dead citizens, prison inmates, and foreign invaders who aren't naturalized citizens.

Why are non-citizens allowed to vote in the first place? Is it a USA peculiarity?

Only in blue states. I know; I live in one (Commie Harris' California).

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[2024.08.02-03]

Shapiro's a bigger, smarter man than you'll ever be, Little Bobby.

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[2024.08.02-05] Which generation does Obama belong to?

Isn't it obvious? Obama started the American DE-generation!

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[2024.08.02-11]

If you trust Google, you're too dumb to survive the internet age. I'm sure Google asserts that Kamala Whorris is Black too.

And if you trust Moviebob, your audition to the game of Survival of the Fittest will be denied immediately upon being seen by the contestant co-ordinators.

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[2024.08.02-12]

Basic U.S. History: "America presented the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776."

Advanced U.S. History: "Democrats are directly responsible for 99% of all problems America is facing in the 21st Century."

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[2024.08.02-18] Yup. It is of course Republican's fault that Khelif gains his new fame as a woman-beater.


[2024.08.02-19] The Olympic Games portends American politics.

If you vote Democrat, you're giving men license to beat up women.

Pertinent editorial cartoon (with excess empty space cropped):

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[Koby_Fish]

re: car stuff- does Bob even drive? It's not like he leaves the house often, and if the Chippa has a car he could, conceivably, give his blobby brother a ride whenever they spend time together. When you take into account his dwindling "income," I wouldn't be surprised if Bob not only lives in his mother's basement as a middle aged man, but couldn't leave even if he wanted to.

bob occasionally complains about how his hybrid toyota prius SUCKS. He does drive, usually to Discount Dave & Busters/Hahvahd Watering Hole and movie premieres.

technically, Bob is in his childhood bedroom, upstairs on the top floor (confirmed by the video of Chris's old night of the living toys horror movie as compared to Bob's background in his current vids).

Pertinent editorial cartoon (with excess empty space cropped):

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Bob wants a woman to have abortions with.

 

[Positron]

re: car stuff- does Bob even drive?

He did say he was caught in Boston traffic more than twice in the same week.

03Aug#01
More car stuff.

This Bobby-lookalike has oodles more charisma than Bobby himself. Not a fan for his Bobby-like machine-gun staccato though.

03Aug#02
Vance told his son to stop fooling around when grown-ups conduct their business. I wish Bobby had a parental figure like him.

Parents who actually had jobs would just smile at Vance's little vignette. But what a shame; the GOP just lost the game-changing Pokemon constituency!

03Aug#03

A good dad should introduce their Pokemon-obsessed kids that insects and postage stamps are more interesting than cartoon characters. Parents should not try to be their kids' friends or equals; they should be their guide instead.

03Aug#04
Musk interferes with the election! Jail him in Gitmo!


03Aug#05
Bobby thinks he is talking about Musk but he describes himself.

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03Aug#06
More about the Algerian woman-beating male.

Once again, if a person is known to be 46XY, you need to present proof that said person is a woman. We are not "choosing who is and isn't a woman" -- this is too progressive for my blood. We are following the best evidence available to us so far, evidence that leads us to conclude that the Algerian is a man, not woman, while waiting for the proof that is on you to provide. I can't figure out what the furry said had any relevance to the argument.

03Aug#07

Hmmm...

03Aug#08

Who the fuck is JV Canta and how does she have access to knowledge that are apparently not available to Rowling, Kelly, and Carini? And all Carini apologized because the power that be has told her to.

03Aug#09

Have they record his screams?

03Aug#10
If you think Paris 2024 is bad...


03Aug#11

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03Aug#12


03Aug#13
Variety is RACIST!!!


03Aug#14

It is better to sound like Fred Wertham than sound like Bob Chipman.

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03Aug#15

It just occurs to me that Bobby censors cuss words because he is emulating "professional" journoroaches.

03Aug#16

Good riddance. 2024 has been a very good year.



03Aug#17
Bobby and co. are ready to throw Colin Kaepernick under the bus, over Kaepernick's plan to profit from AI-generated art.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

03Aug#16

Good riddance. 2024 has been a very good year.

This shit heats me up. This is the same exact bullshit these same fucking retards pulled during the writers' strike.

"WAH! Some bullshit tv show/disposable movie that no one cared about was removed from streaming and I did fuck all to preserve any of it! My art! How will I ever get a job now?"

"WAH! Some bullshit article/game review was removed from the website and I did fuck all to preserve any of it! My art! How will I ever get a job now?"

Fuck these people.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This shit heats me up. This is the same exact bullshit these same fucking retards pulled during the writers' strike.

"WAH! Some bullshit tv show/disposable movie that no one cared about was removed from streaming and I did fuck all to preserve any of it! My art! How will I ever get a job now?"

"WAH! Some bullshit article/game review was removed from the website and I did fuck all to preserve any of it! My art! How will I ever get a job now?"

Fuck these people.

Always archive everything. Life on the seven seas is mandatory these days.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

wow another faggy batman tv show!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I'm sure Bob is displeased because Logan Paul is one of the few e-celebs who managed to turn his internet popularity into an actual career, while Blobby is still languishing in the depths of Youtube with no chance of ever leaving.

The closest that Bob will get it be the Cheez-It Champion

 

[King Dead]

03Aug#02
Vance told his son to stop fooling around when grown-ups conduct their business. I wish Bobby had a parental figure like him.

Parents who actually had jobs would just smile at Vance's little vignette. But what a shame; the GOP just lost the game-changing Pokemon constituency!

I'm pretty sure every parent has had a moment, probably many moments, where they've needed to tell their kids to shut up for a minute because they're busy with something else. That sounds pretty damn relatable to me. It wasn't like Vance screamed as his child to shut the fuck up, it sounds like he just said it calmly with the implication that he'd be free in a little bit.

To Bob the genius political strategist, Vance making up a fake story about how much he loves Pokemon cards would be a game-changer that would win Trump the election, to the point that TV hosts would be asking every candidate about it. The man is completely delusional.

03Aug#05
Bobby thinks he is talking about Musk but he describes himself.

Hm, stupid guy who likes space ships and video games with a massive persecution complex, making him think that he's a bullied genius...yep, that's our Bobby alright!

03Aug#06
More about the Algerian woman-beating male.

Once again, if a person is known to be 46XY, you need to present proof that said person is a woman. We are not "choosing who is and isn't a woman" -- this is too progressive for my blood. We are following the best evidence available to us so far, evidence that leads us to conclude that the Algerian is a man, not woman, while waiting for the proof that is on you to provide. I can't figure out what the furry said had any relevance to the argument.

It's been years, but the only character I can think of that was pink and frilly was Dolores Umbridge, and she wasn't portrayed as evil because she liked those sorts of things, but because she was a power-hungry bureaucrat. Considering that Rowling obviously doesn't hate pink (she's wearing a pink shirt in the profile pic that other retard is criticizing!), I think this is some poor media literacy on that faggot's part.

03Aug#10
If you think Paris 2024 is bad...

It's called a joke, retard.

03Aug#12

Y'know, back when I still cared about it, one of my biggest gripes with Warcraft's story is the constant resets to status quo when there's no logical reason for it. It was always the same cycle: Alliance and Horde fight each other, a bigger bad comes along that forces them to team up to destroy it, then once it's gone they go back to trying to kill each other again. Except you'd think that after, I dunno, narrowly averting four or five world-ending events over basically as many years, they'd take the hint that maybe their factional squabbles are pretty fucking stupid. It's what eventually led me to drop the game entirely because I was sick of the leaders being so stupid just so the morons who are all "but there should be war in it because it's Warcraft" could be happy.

Bob apparently has no issue with this sort of story, even believing it to be the MCU's overall plan. You'd think that after half of all of existence was wiped out and then returned to life that heroes who are in theory on the same side anyway wouldn't decide to squabble amongst themselves for no reason, but apparently this is actually genius storytelling. I mean, you don't get more "that makes our problems look like small potatoes" than that, right?

Nice to see he's still harping on his "MCU is actually globalist propaganda (and that's a good thing" line, though.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bobby and co. are ready to throw Colin Kaepernick under the bus, over Kaepernick's plan to profit from AI-generated art.

Collect your prize now if you, in circa 2019, had "pisses off everyone in the furry art community by messing around with artificial intelligence" as the eventual downfall of the seemingly unstoppable Kaepernick Grift Empire.

Spoiler: NOBODY had that one.

Also, Mr Southern is sooooooooooooooooooo close to finding the truth, and yet so far...... his only mistake was assuming this one lone time was the ONLY time that Kaep has wrapped greed in a mission statement........

Good riddance. 2024 has been a very good year.

You know? Every piece of art/meme image/random "oh neat" picture I've ever uploaded to DeviantArt/KF/Facebook respectively? Has an archived copy saved on an external hard drive.

I've got folders and folders of pictures and stuff backed up, even silly stuff that was only ever good for a half-chuckle.

It's one of the things that anyone alive since the days of goddamn DOS should know - BACK. UP. YOUR. FILES.


If an obsolete mayoghoul like me knows that? What's generation Web 1.0's excuse? Just too darn lazy to trust in anything but the cloud?


Also, speaking of life circa Web 1.0 - Bob, you know ALLCAPS is a serious breech of netiquette, right?

Bob has this insane concept that a ton of Republicans are on welfare.

It's much worse and much more malignant than that.

He has stated numerous times that Red States, in their totality, only survive off of handouts from Blue States as a rationale for their complete disenfranchisement - that the Red States have NO functioning economies, make no contributions to the GDP, and thus EVERY SINGLE CITIZEN in them requires welfare to not starve.... he's said numerous times that Red States "produce nothing" - and he doesn't mean that facetiously or the like, he means it literally - Iowa, as it is right now? Makes NOTHING. He'll admit they might, MIGHT grow some corn, but turn that around and say that they only do so to qualify for crop subsidies or something...... as corn in Current Year is obsolete.... I mean, HE doesn't use it, so who possibly could?

The corn that makes the HFCS in his reasonable proportions of food? Where does that come from? Probably from overseas where "important" stuff is made. And he probably dreams that someday, we'll be able to make it on the Moon and just pipe it directly to his place by private space elevator, just like the Superior Futcha promised!