Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[WelperHelper99]

03Aug#02
Vance told his son to stop fooling around when grown-ups conduct their business. I wish Bobby had a parental figure like him.

Parents who actually had jobs would just smile at Vance's little vignette. But what a shame; the GOP just lost the game-changing Pokemon constituency!

He sounds like my dad lol. Very relateable. Sorry Bob you're a total sperg.

03Aug#16

Good riddance. 2024 has been a very good year.

Look I would be upset if Guns and Ammo went out of business... but Game Informer was a gaming magazine not even 40 years old. It's audience is not the gun magazine market. They read shit digitally now, and even then it seems they weren't reading game informer. If people aren't paying for subscriptions to your magazine and aren't making a profit Bob, it's going to fucking die. That's what happens to a print based medium that cant make sales. Color pages don't pay for themselves.

 

[Mr Processor]

To Bob the genius political strategist, Vance making up a fake story about how much he loves Pokemon cards would be a game-changer that would win Trump the election, to the point that TV hosts would be asking every candidate about it. The man is completely delusional.

I remember when Bob's favorite presidential candidate talked about young people and Pokemon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The corn that makes the HFCS in his reasonable proportions of food? Where does that come from? Probably from overseas where "important" stuff is made. And he probably dreams that someday, we'll be able to make it on the Moon and just pipe it directly to his place by private space elevator, just like the Superior Futcha promised!

Corn is used in a suprising amount of things. Having lived in illinois, which produced corn roughly in the same quantities as Iowa... yeah, corn is huge. And not all of it is subsidies. A lot of it was scientists sitting down and going: "This corn shit grows fast. What the fuck can we do with it?" Quite a bit. You can make fuel, HFCS which is a vastly cheaper sweetener than cane sugar, animal feed (food for other food) fuck, it can be used in bioplastics and adhesives. Yeah plastics have been made out of fucking corn. Bob thinking red states produce nothing of worth is HILARIOUS.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Thr porkfuck is quick to skim through Wikipedia and do a google search for random useless trivia, but when it comes to actual information, he backs off and prefers to spew verbal sputum with little to no basis in reality.

He must be very afraid that one of those searches will end up proving his dogmatic views on his perceived "inferiors" as completely wrong. He can't have that, there are so many ignorant chuds to pwn with facts and logic!

 

[TowinKarz]

Corn is used in a suprising amount of things. Having lived in illinois, which produced corn roughly in the same quantities as Iowa... yeah, corn is huge. And not all of it is subsidies. A lot of it was scientists sitting down and going: "This corn shit grows fast. What the fuck can we do with it?" Quite a bit. You can make fuel, HFCS which is a vastly cheaper sweetener than cane sugar, animal feed (food for other food) fuck, it can be used in bioplastics and adhesives. Yeah plastics have been made out of fucking corn. Bob thinking red states produce nothing of worth is HILARIOUS.

The whole reason they are called "cash crops" is that they have more than just one local usage (Food/fodder) - they can be chemically rendered into secondary products for the open market.

But expecting Bob to know that..... is a bit of a reach.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The whole reason they are called "cash crops" is that they have more than just one local usage (Food/fodder) - they can be chemically rendered into secondary products for the open market.

But expecting Bob to know that..... is a bit of a reach.

Its just funny is all. Even if Bob cut all junk food out of his diet- impossible I know-, so no more HFCS or corn chips, you know the plastic wrap you get on shit like DVD's? Corn motherfucker. Companies aren't wasting oil anymore on fucking plastic wrapping. That is corn and other plants. Its hilarious to me. Bob is the ultimate consoomer, so he deals with plastic wrap all the time. He is touching RED STATE FILTH.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I like his 'red state mayoghoulen pollute too much, so they should all be put to death and the now empty states should be repopulated with illegal aliens, because they would obviously be much better stewards of the land' take.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The corn that makes the HFCS in his reasonable proportions of food? Where does that come from? Probably from overseas where "important" stuff is made.

He's outright said on twitter in the past that he believes most of his food is imported, but if that was true grocery store prices would be even higher than they are now. Even funnier is that he thinks McDonald's would spend extra money shipping food in when they could just grab it from a farm a few states away.

I like his 'red state mayoghoulen pollute too much, so they should all be put to death and the now empty states should be repopulated with illegal aliens, because they would obviously be much better stewards of the land' take.

Continuing the "Bob has no idea how reality works" discussion, dense populations cause more pollution, which is why LA has such bad air. But he's convinced if everyone was moved to the coasts and the land in middle America was allowed to 'return to nature' everything would be better. But his Manhattenized New York State idea would cause huge problems, not just in logistics of transport and infrastructure, but also the amount of pollution caused just by having tens of millions of people in one cramped area would probably cause another hole in the ozone layer. Bob of course does not understand this because he believes science will magically fix it.

 

[TowinKarz]

He's outright said on twitter in the past that he believes most of his food is imported, but if that was true grocery store prices would be even higher than they are now. Even funnier is that he thinks McDonald's would spend extra money shipping food in when they could just grab it from a farm a few states away.

Proof that horseshoe theory is right, yet again.

While most people are just plain ignorant as to where their food comes from?

And a small percentage is so dumb, they think that it just materializes in the back rooms of grocery stores? Or comes from some kind of replicator machine?

Bob is "smart" enough to know that it comes in on trucks from where it was actually grown.

But, he's still so egotistical and insistent on ideological supremacy, that he immediately jumps to the other side and assumes those trucks come from everywhere and anywhere EXCEPT people he doesn't like. His pride couldn't take the truth that anything he uses for sustenance is a direct result of the work of a believer.

Its why he desires that his wheat come from the Moon.... it's his dead-serious version of Tim Curry's satirical Red Alert rant about escaping to the last place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism mayoghoulen......



SPACE!

 

[Imposteroak]

Corn is used in a suprising amount of things. Having lived in illinois, which produced corn roughly in the same quantities as Iowa... yeah, corn is huge. And not all of it is subsidies. A lot of it was scientists sitting down and going: "This corn shit grows fast. What the fuck can we do with it?" Quite a bit. You can make fuel, HFCS which is a vastly cheaper sweetener than cane sugar, animal feed (food for other food) fuck, it can be used in bioplastics and adhesives. Yeah plastics have been made out of fucking corn. Bob thinking red states produce nothing of worth is HILARIOUS.

Bob has no clue how farming subsidies work. Even in countries he would probably consider more "enlightened" to his idea of the superior future have them. I personally believe the EU is mostly a weird scheme the french use to prop up their own farming subsidies first and foremost, and to make everyone hate europe as a secondary goal. Even going beyond corn, I live in a state that is very corn centric. We also produce a fuck ton of soybeans that get exported to china. Idk the specifics, but corn and soy are bros as far as farming goes. The US makes up 30 percent of Chinas soybean import. Brazil does 60 percent but they are also too retarded to harvest their own oil so they are just burning down the amazon, so I don't look at them as particularly savvy agriculturalists.

He's outright said on twitter in the past that he believes most of his food is imported, but if that was true grocery store prices would be even higher than they are now. Even funnier is that he thinks McDonald's would spend extra money shipping food in when they could just grab it from a farm a few states away.

A theory behind the Mcrib being so intermittent is that it depends on pork prices and they only introduce it when the price goes down. There are countries where the Mcrib is always on the menu, but american pork prices fluctuate enough apparently that they wait for the margins are good enough to put the sandwich out. The idea that they conjure food from nowhere is a uniquely retarded idea that Bob has come up with.

I don't think it needs saying, but on a geopolitical scale a country being able to produce it's own food is obviously worth whatever subsidies needed to keep those industries alive. We are not in the globalized borderless world bob is hoping for and the US for all it's faults is at least keeping up with its "cheese vaults" worse comes to worse. Being dependent on corrupt third world countries to make our nuggies and french fries is a great way for us all to suffer if shit gets real as far as war goes.

A ton of states also offer "incentives" or rather subsidies for making movies btw. A surprising amount of them are fly over states too. So next time bob bitches about propping up subhuman farmers, I think I should chew his ass out for my state supporting the latest capeshit I am never gonna watch while he fills his gob with our chickens.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob has no clue how farming subsidies work. Even in countries he would probably consider more "enlightened" to his idea of the superior future have them. I personally believe the EU is mostly a weird scheme the french use to prop up their own farming subsidies first and foremost, and to make everyone hate europe as a secondary goal. Even going beyond corn, I live in a state that is very corn centric. We also produce a fuck ton of soybeans that get exported to china. Idk the specifics, but corn and soy are bros as far as farming goes. The US makes up 30 percent of Chinas soybean import. Brazil does 60 percent but they are also too retarded to harvest their own oil so they are just burning down the amazon, so I don't look at them as particularly savvy agriculturalists.

Soy shit is massive in asian countries in general. MASSIVE. Considering once you factor in china and india, yeah, stuff like Soybeans literally feed half the planet's population. There are farmers in red states richer than you can imagine. They own mansions. And once again, soybeans can be converted into many different things, lots of plastics, concrete protectant, pharmacuticals, and cosmetics. Also biodiesal. Yeah you can fill a semi with this shit. Bob also fails to account for any mineral deposits in red states, especially the rockies, which living in Utah... yeah, there's a lot. Including stuff that we just haven't tapped yet.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.08.03-02] Vance told his son to stop fooling around when grown-ups conduct their business. I wish Bobby had a parental figure like him.

Imagine if this were Vice Prostitute Kamala Harris shouting at her child (assuming she had any, of course) in the same manner. Leftists would be calling her tactics "tough love" instead of "verbal abuse".

So responds Moviebob, asshole.

Parents who actually had jobs would just smile at Vance's little vignette.

And said parents would probably understand where Vance is coming from.

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[2024.08.03-03]

So... I'm guessing the father in the above photo skews Conservative. A Liberal parent is more likely see his/her child(ren) as meaningless props.

A good dad should introduce their Pokemon-obsessed kids that insects and postage stamps are more interesting than cartoon characters.

I disagree with this. My father and I bonded ver Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and other classic cartoons.

Parents should not try to be their kids' friends or equals; they should be their guide instead.

Why not both?

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[2024.08.03-04] Musk interferes with the election! Jail him in Gitmo!

Tactics and targets. When some third-party entity does something that bolsters Republican causes, Leftist zombies like Moviebob call it "election interference". When third-party entities do something that help the Democrats (such as not prosecuting Führer Hillary's deletion of goverment documents and not reporting the Hunter Biden "laptop from Hell" story), then Leftist zombies call it "fortification of Democracy™".

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[2024.08.03-05] Bobby thinks he is talking about Musk but he describes himself.

Positron is correct.

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[2024.08.03-08]

Who the fuck is JV Canta and how does she have access to knowledge that are apparently not available to Rowling, Kelly, and Carini? And all Carini apologized because the power that be has told her to.

[reads Megyn Kelly's post] No lies detected.

[reads Tim Pool's post] No lies detected.

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[2024.08.03-10] If you think Paris 2024 is bad...

Given that Leftists don't know what a woman actually is...

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[2024.08.03-11]

Rittenhouse has a stronger spine and larger testicles than you've ever had, Bob.

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[2024.08.03-16]

Game Informer goes kaput... and nothing of value was lost.

2024 has been a very good year.

So far. If Commie Harris loses the upcoming election, 2024 will be an even better year than 2016 was when Führer Hillary was defeated. If Commie Harris wins the upcoming election, 2024 should be--and likelly will be--remembered as the single darkest year in human history.

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't think it needs saying, but on a geopolitical scale a country being able to produce it's own food is obviously worth whatever subsidies needed to keep those industries alive. We are not in the globalized borderless world bob is hoping for and the US for all it's faults is at least keeping up with its "cheese vaults" worse comes to worse. Being dependent on corrupt third world countries to make our nuggies and french fries is a great way for us all to suffer if shit gets real as far as war goes.

Also, I feel crop subsidies are one of the few things a government SHOULD spend on, for not only the reasons you state, but, well, agriculture is still an industry that relies on a bit of luck to work.

You as a farmer can buy the best seeds, the best fertilizers, the best pesticides, plant at the right time, have the best harvesting equipment, etc. But, if it doesn't rain? You're screwed through no fault of your own.

Unlike other industries where generally harder and smarter work produces better results? Or they can court various customers and try various products? A farmer can still lose his shirt to the roll of the weather dice, something that he can in no way appeal to or influence.

So it only makes sense there's a source of income of last resort if you're a farmer who tried their best and the rains just didn't cooperate.

Bob also fails to account for any mineral deposits in red states, especially the rockies, which living in Utah... yeah, there's a lot. Including stuff that we just haven't tapped yet.

Also, just general manufacturing, not just heavy, but, of all the minutiae that make society work.

My home state is , well, home to Mack trucks, New Holland farm equipment, Reading truck body and the GE locomotive works for making railroad engines. Pretty substantial stuff.

But on the micro level? In just my home town/ tri-city area? Even though our industry has contracted a lot from when I was a kid due to globalization? We still produce stuff. And not Funko Pops... I'm talking just our local shortline railroad alone serves about a half dozen mines and plants, mostly related to lime, aggregates and asphalt production. With a lone oddball factory dedicated to making grocery bags. Laugh if you must, Bob, but someone's gotta make em. No blue state handout came to keep the factory producing them and stacking them up out back until the pile got taller than the ridge behind it just to keep obsoletes happy...... tell ya that.

This is the stuff I think of when he says "You don't make anything" - he really seems to think that none of those plants turn a profit WITHOUT massive subsidies from his taxes, which doesn't make sense at all.....

I know for a fact that they shut down if they aren't making money... that was the sad fate of the Corning plant that made CRT monitors. When flat screens rolled around? They closed up and took a big bite out of the economy. (and the railroad, The only thing they use THAT track for now is storing of old decommissioned tank cars until they can get around to cutting them up for scrap)

No handouts from enlightened Blue America came in from that to keep them going just to keep "obsoletes" happy, that place has been shuttered for 20 years.

 

[ChampFantana]

Every so often, I'm reminded of just how unbelievably stupid Lardo Retardo really is, and it amazes me. The Kwisatz Tarderach really is a SPECIAL level of stupid, a level usually reserved for inanimate objects.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The closest that Bob will get it be the Cheez-It Champion

or That Bar Scene from Roger Rabbit recreator champion

He has stated numerous times that Red States, in their totality, only survive off of handouts from Blue States

He has some nerve believing that the white people on welfare in Red States aren't voting the (D) all the time, on top of ALL of that. But yeah, Bob thinks if you don't have New York/L.A. and Thinker Economy, you are Obsolete. Something something oxygenless wastelands that we should be resettling with hippos and such.

Also, I feel crop subsidies are one of the few things a government SHOULD spend on, for not only the reasons you state, but, well, agriculture is still an industry that relies on a bit of luck to work.

Bob thinks robots should be doing all the agriculture. He doesn't understand that subsidies ensure cheaper food than if the farmers were left to the mercy of the elements. He wishes to starve the MAGAnaiseghoulen barrow wight trash in the oxygenless wastelands, thinking that California could pick up the slack easily.

Every so often, I'm reminded of just how unbelievably stupid Lardo Retardo really is, and it amazes me. The Kwisatz Tarderach really is a SPECIAL level of stupid, usually a level reserved for inanimate objects.

For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Last of his Line, Masshole Mussolini, Ba'ab al-Movie, Sheikh Diabeeto, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, The High Oracle of the Blue Curtains at Delphi, the paste-consooming, crayon-eating Blue Curtain Analyst.

 

[Positron]

04Aug#01
Trump will not debate Whorris on ABC's turf, citing conflict of interest. He proposes Fox News moderators and a full arena of audience. The usual bunch of nutters are claiming that Trump is afraid of Whorris.

Yes, Trump does say that if Whorris refuses his terms he will not debate her, which doesn't look good on his side, but since in the first debate Trump has agreed to almost all the specs Diaperman's team set out, it is only fair that he calls the shots this round.

04Aug#02
With the blessing of the ice-cream lich, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz might become Whorris's running mate. Archive of The Hill article.


04Aug#03

Being self-effacing is not "hating oneself"; it is objectively true that people vote for the President, not the Vice.

04Aug#04
"Techno-authoritarian" ideas are "weird".


04Aug#05


04Aug#06

Blame everyone but Biden.

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04Aug#07

04Aug#08

Paying tax for public school doesn't stop them from producing stupid people -- at least not in America. Who is John Green anyway? The man who wrote Man Are From Mars Women Are From Venus?

04Aug#09


04Aug#10

Once again Bobby describes himself.

04Aug#11
In the UK, Robert Jenrick of the Conservative Party is determined to be tough on crime. Worse, much much worse, he ordered the sacred images of The Rat to be erased in a children detention center. Archive of Guardian article.

Many places -- hospitals, kindergartens, and such like -- have found themselves on the wrong side of The Rat's lawyers for decorations like these. What Jenrick did is perfectly prudent.

04Aug#12
Leftism is a youthful affliction, at least for normal people who have to work for a living, as opposed to trust-fund babies and tenured academics.

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04Aug#13

Trump was referring to prisoner swap. Archive from WP.

04Aug#14
Trump expresses sympathy to the Italian boxer Angela Carini, but thinks the Algerian man who punched her has transitioned.


04Aug#15

The Russians protect women from male violence and yet somehow they are the bad guys? Oh, I'd love to see Ukraine try the nuke; they'll get vaporized faster than you can say "Zelensky".

04Aug#16
Fake fake woman threatens to sue Rowling.


04Aug#17
Mitch Slater.


04Aug#18


04Aug#19
TransLifeLine continues their grift.

This Alyssa Mercante (Prospering Ground thread) works for Kotaku and she loves to show tits.

04Aug#20


04Aug#21

Why not short NVDA before it collapses?

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04Aug#22


04Aug#23


04Aug#24
Vince Vaughn thinks the demise of Hollywood R-rated film, like The Wedding Crashers, is due to the over-reliance on IP: "The IP becomes the vehicle for storytelling", as well as the scapegoat that execs can blame on should the film flop. But he is hopeful that the audience will eventually want to see his brand of comedy: a bit dangerous and pushing the envelope.


04Aug#25
The usual Shyamalan shit gets shittier with nepotism.


04Aug#26

I think it is quite obvious that it is an indoors set.

04Aug#27
Bullet time, Nollywood style.

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04Aug#28
Stupid Kamen Rider knockoff + Stupid jap game show.


04Aug#29
Bobby uses the Gamestop firing to promote his Patreon. Real smooth move.

BTW there is now an A&N thread on the retirement of Game Informer.

04Aug#30

The International Olympic Committee allowed a man to beat up a woman under exactly this pretext: PAPERWORK; the Algerian has F on his passport. So Bobby has to concede that the IOC aren't good guys

04Aug#31


04Aug#32


Edit: Bobby just posted this vid without announcing it on Twitter. He needs another 11 minutes to explain his "references" in a previous review.

Believe your eyes: Bobby needs to explain to his fans that the title refers to the Jean Webster novel! (6:00)

 

[The Fatriarchy]

04Aug#10

I remember when abuse was beating the shit out of your kid til they were black and blue, not "failing to buy another ice cream cone for your child"

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob, who would hire you? And for what? And why?

Putting "f---" instead of "fuck" doesn't make your account where you post your drunken rants about massacring the untermensch safe for work. That's not why you are doing it anyway. At some point in the past you probably got reported for a profanity laden post and realized that censoring the profanity made it less likely for the reports to be taken seriously.

I also think you realized, as a bonus, that people find it really irritating so you are doing it because you like being a hateful, ugly, jerk.

04Aug#17
Mitch Slater.

I'm not a fan of the idea of women boxing professionally (frankly, the sport of boxing is really hard on athletes in general). Learning to fight for self defense is a good idea, of course. I just think a woman with athletic prowess would be better off putting her efforts elsewhere as an athlete.

This, however, is unfair and grotesque. Neither of the two men who were disqualified in other boxing competitions should be allowed to box at the Olympics as women. It's a cruel, disgusting spectacle.

This ends up effecting other women's sports like volleyball, where they end up facing off against some hulking brute who enjoy injuring them. So just shutting down women's boxing wouldn't solve the underlying problem anyway. (If a woman is killed in the ring, I wonder if they will consider ending it as an Olympic event. At this point it's looking more like the Roman coliseum than a sporting event.) Of course Bob is all for this, being an evil monster himself.

Probably they should solve this by insisting on strict weight classes in Olympic boxing and not letting athletes box outside their weight classes. Then these two men can whale on each other as the only boxers in their class and leave the poor women alone.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Who is John Green anyway?

Author and he has a YouTube channel called Crash Course

https://www.youtube.com/@crashcourse

 

[TowinKarz]

04Aug#20

Bob's only right in a stopped clock sense - The Cybertruck is a mess. Yes.

But his hate for it is motivated not by their well-documented shoddy build, design flaws, poor head-to-head performance with ICE trucks, late arrival based on when customers ordered them and all the other issues EVs have.

It's all because Elon Musk runs the company that makes them.

That's it.

If it had Bezos' or Gates' name on it? He'd be defending it to his dying breath. The flaws would be ack-ack-ackshually genius moves that we just don't get. And the poor build would be because he hired a bunch of idiot believers to work the assembly line instead of robots.

So even when right? He's wrong. Because he only happened to hit the small part of the Venn Diagram where "Stuff I hate on ideological grounds" and "Stuff that's genuinely not good" had overlap.