Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Bob's only chance of ever getting laid is if he rapes someone or pays a prostitute, because there's no chance that anyone is going to be willing to have sex with him.

The prostitute is out for now. Where would he bring her? His room in his Mom's house? Unlikely. Sure he could go to one of those Asian massage parlors, but I suspect the girls who work there would suddenly decide they only do massages in his case. (And even then, try to wrap it up as quickly as possible.)

 

[Mola Ram]

The prostitute is out for now. Where would he bring her? His room in his Mom's house? Unlikely. Sure he could go to one of those Asian massage parlors, but I suspect the girls who work there would suddenly decide they only do massages in his case. (And even then, try to wrap it up as quickly as possible.)

I refuse to believe that nowhere in the Boston metropolitan area is there a no-tell motel where hookers regularly ply their trade with clients who have nowhere else to bring them. In fact it'd be hilarious to see it, because the odds of a brutal mugging in such an establishment are never zero. Imagine Bob's "rolled by a hooker" saga!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1840181037739000255

DC actor did the unthinkable,

BREAKING: Actor Zachary Levi just finished his remarks in support of Trump by saying the people supporting Kamala are being lied to by the media and that all Americans are being poisoned through the food we eat, the news we consume, and Big Pharma's drugs

 

[Positron]

29Sep#01

29Sep#02
Chappell Roan's stunt works according to plan. Now is time for escalation.

She was famous before she pulled this?

29Sep#03
Some thirsty creep, excuse me, I mean highly educated metropolitan professional, imagines himself talking to the Roan airhead. She probably canceled her show because she think he's gonna rape her.


29Sep#04
"Today's young people are watching GENOCIDE".


29Sep#05
When people talk about the evil jewdom, all Bobby can think of is the "Tetris Castle".


29Sep#06
Troon blocks someone because he or she doesn't worship God's forsaken people enough.

No matter how weak and cowardly other people are, Mr. Chrystal Williams can always lean on Bobby's strong, steadfast arms.

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29Sep#07


29Sep#08
It is okay for the right people to lie at the center of thoroughfares, but if the wrong people blocks a bike lane, they are "tyrants".


29Sep#09
Musk promises to make Twitter even more fun.


29Sep#10

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https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1840181037739000255

DC actor did the unthinkable,

BREAKING: Actor Zachary Levi just finished his remarks in support of Trump by saying the people supporting Kamala are being lied to by the media and that all Americans are being poisoned through the food we eat, the news we consume, and Big Pharma's drugs

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29Sep#14

By comparison, Alien: Romulus has a budget of $80M. Even Deadpool & Wolverine was cheaper to make.

29Sep#15
Someone cares about the twerky Star Whore.

The market has decided: that Amanda whore can enjoy her second wind at the truck lot.

29Sep#16


29Sep#17

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29Sep#18
Will Ferrell loves himself some musky tranny cock. A&N

"Unlikely source"? "Extraordinary"? Slurping tranny knob is the safest virtue signaling a (((Hollywood Elite))) can make.

29Sep#19
Paul Fag blames Trump for his disgrace.

It wasn't Donald Trump who turned your shitty movie "political"; it is your beloved cast and the likes of Jezebel.

29Sep#20
In Francis Coppola's Megapolis, a woman with one year of Medical School refuses to learn her place. "'Entitles me?' 'Entitles me?' You have no idea about me. You think I'm nothing, just a socialite?"


29Sep#21


29Sep#22
Girlboss Of Power.


29Sep#23
Seth McFarlane being unfunny.


29Sep#24
Jiggle, jiggle. Bobby has posted this cartoon before.

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29Sep#25
Ruckus in the hugbox: Fox Furry insults Nintendo!!

Now that I think about it: Amiibros -- something you buy in order to have a different avatar in a game -- are pretty much an NFT with a material figurine attached.

29Sep#26
Of course people are still talking about that brainless jap woman. Bobby thinks she is a good person, of course.

Anyone who says defund the police is at the very least a very stupid person who should learn the consequence of law enforcement being absent.

29Sep#27
Asmongold: "I believe if you don't shower for long enough, there are cleaning agents that activate inside of your DNA that will clean your body for you."

Immersing in water also lessens the stress of your weigh-bearing joints, which is very relevant to Bobby.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

29Sep#07

Bob and people like this were obviously not bullied enough in school. The pure main character syndrome brain rot on display really shows how far into clown world we have fallen. We really do need another world war.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

29Sep#07

Failing webcomic artist turned troon escapes into yet another childhood fantasy. Film at 11.

29Sep#18
Will Ferrell loves himself some musky tranny cock. A&N

"Unlikely source"? "Extraordinary"? Slurping tranny knob is the safest virtue signaling a (((Hollywood Elite))) can make.

"Oh wow! A carefully edited propaganda piece staring two aging faggots! This will prove that we're not freaks that are trying to sniff toilet seats or rape whatever hole we can fit our cocks in! My name is Zoe and I don't look like someone photoshopped a man's face onto a smol bean gorl's body UwU."

"My actual name is Sean and I was born without a chin so I demand to be called Ashley now. I am so happy now that Netflix, the same wonderful company that gave us Cuties, has blessed us with a movie that shows all the bigot bullies are really cowards when you get them drunk, shove cameras in their faces and demand that you honor an aging faggot's pronouns and you will because we can wreck your shit with one twitter campaign. Our side is winning, folx!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

I suspect he's thinking of his father, which is a situation where Bob probably thinks his own behavior in dealing with his probable alcoholism was absolutely heroic. Anyone who's familiar with Bob's online rhetoric and personality, of course, would have reason to doubt.

something happened, Bob seemed a little too bothered by the accusation. Someone he LOVED (never loved the bullies, that's for fucking sure) betrayed him. Maybe he means Lindsay Ellis, because she although Abortion is Life to her, she isn't going hard enough against the MAGAnaiseghoulen and thinks Bob is VILE. And he STILL doesn't get it.

Honestly could be dad or Lindsay Ellis. Both are funny to me either way.

9Sep#09
Musk promises to make Twitter even more fun.

Bob currently shitting himself that the block feature is now itself going to be blocked. SUFFAH.

29Sep#07

Those references in response to a mayor getting arrested hurt my soul.

29Sep#24
Jiggle, jiggle. Bobby has posted this cartoon before.

Bob is horny on main. He's subtle about it this time, didn't post the pictures, but... come on man. Its weird for a 40+ year old to be talking about hand drawn boobies on Twitter.com.

 

[Shao Khan]

29Sep#21

francis ford coppola should take advice from noted aeteur robert chipman

 

[ChampFantana]

I refuse to believe that nowhere in the Boston metropolitan area is there a no-tell motel where hookers regularly ply their trade with clients who have nowhere else to bring them. In fact it'd be hilarious to see it, because the odds of a brutal mugging in such an establishment are never zero. Imagine Bob's "rolled by a hooker" saga!

This is always a lot of fun to speculate about, but let's not kid ourselves.

Even the most desperate, fresh-off-the-boat "5 Dollah Sucky Fucky" girl would never let THAT https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/bobegg-png.5164898/ get within sniffing distance of her.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

francis ford coppola should take advice from noted aeteur robert chipman

Indeed, especially with Bob's masterful screenplay creations such as Carebears crossed with Paradise Lost, and Super Mario Brothers but with extra grit and a really stupid and cringy catchphrase shoehorned into it.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Grizzy has a video at 8:00pm EST over the biggest shill, Bob's got some serious competition:

 

[Mac Monster]

29Sep#25
Ruckus in the hugbox: Fox Furry insults Nintendo!!

Now that I think about it: Amiibros -- something you buy in order to have a different avatar in a game -- are pretty much an NFT with a material figurine attached.

Even if he criticizes his holy church, Bob can't afford to lose one of his half-dozen fart sniffers; after all, who else will come to his aid when someone rightfully calls him out for his retarded ideology?

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

29Sep#05
When people talk about the evil jewdom, all Bobby can think of is the "Tetris Castle".

Bob is old as fuck and wants to comment on world events but he doesn't even know that the "Tetris Castle" is called the Kremlin.

This dude seriously considers himself smart.

 

[Koby_Fish]

She was famous before she pulled this?

apparently she's a "FUCK YOU, MOM AND DAD!" agnostic that grew up in a religious household and now is lesbican. No wonder Bob and company are thirsting over her.

The market has decided: that Amanda whore can enjoy her second wind at the truck lot.

Bob believes that the [Critical Drinker] MODERN AUDIENCES [/Critical Drinker] not only exist, but they make up the bulk of what constitutes The Audience , therefore the market IS deciding. Just not in the MAGA CHUDs' favor.

Bob and people like this were obviously not bullied enough in school. The pure main character syndrome brain rot on display really shows how far into clown world we have fallen. We really do need another world war.

eh, idk, bullying can make a Victimhood Complex even worse, as a narcissist will invariably make everything about themselves. No amount of shoving into lockers or stuffing people into toilet bowls for "swirlies" will cure that.

Honestly could be dad or Lindsay Ellis. Both are funny to me either way.

the way the whole argument was constructed and what it started off as, it seemed to me like someone that Bob (PREVIOUSLY BUT NO LONGER) cared about Wrongvoted (for Drumpf) and I don't think the dad voted Drumpf. Not Lindsay either, if that's the specific trigger.

Even the most desperate, fresh-off-the-boat "5 Dollah Sucky Fucky" girl would never let THAT https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/bobegg-png.5164898/ get within sniffing distance of her.

she will most certainly NOT Love him Long Time.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is old as fuck and wants to comment on world events but he doesn't even know that the "Tetris Castle" is called the Kremlin.

This dude seriously considers himself smart.

Ackchually, it's St. Basil's Cathedral. Common mix up.

 

[Mr Processor]

Needless to say, Cuties defender Bob is opposed to anyone being against groomers.

 

[Positron]

30Sep#01
Hillary Thomas (26Sep#01) continues to swim rent-free in Bobby's water-filled head.


30Sep#02


30Sep#03

30Sep#04

30Sep#05
Musk steals the Democrat's favorite idiotic fear-mongering.


30Sep#06


30Sep#07
AOC thinks she is Greta Thunberg.


30Sep#08

Nobody misses Cali; Vietnam can take it for free.

30Sep#09

It's so fucking tiring.

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30Sep#10
Bobby argues his superiority over you lowly, dim worms: he has credentials! He has a FILM DEGREE dammit!

And that's all about a Rat show starring a woman who looks like a troon.

30Sep#11


30Sep#12
Bobby thinks the Star Wars antifandoms are made up of divorced suburban dudes who for some inscrutable reason cannot talk about pro sports.


30Sep#13


30Sep#14
Zachary Levi.


30Sep#15

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30Sep#16
Bobby reviews The Substance two days ago and has not announced it on Twitter. One-line summary: "Kinda feels like Michael Bay took a Women's Studies course and really, really listened." (1:20)

30Sep#17
Megalopolis


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30Sep#20
A 43-year-old man trying to play contrary like a 13 year old.


30Sep#21


30Sep#22
On "good enough art" and parsing nuance.


30Sep#23

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30Sep#24
Bobby offers an in-depth analysis of AI, and you should trust him because, unlike J. D. Vance or Sam Altman, our Bobby does not look in-bred.


30Sep#25
You've always want a female Kratos reeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


30Sep#26
Anita I-forgot-her-name

 

[Shao Khan]

It really rattles Bobbo when someone shit on his worth lmao. HE HAS STUDIES! HE MAKES IMPORTANT THINGS!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

A guy I've been following did a critique of Deadpool & Wolverine. I like his insight on things but I disagree with some of his points with this movie, mainly because I was really, really, really annoyed with the movie and did not like it. The reason I'm showing it off is that he ends his video with a two and a half minute breakdown of what he describes as "the emptiness of nerd shit". He does a pretty good job of encapsulating a lot of the problems that I know I have with the current climate of media and consoomer culture. The video is timestamped.

If I were to poorly summarize his point, how can anything matter when none of it matters? Is it possible for any of it to matter when it's not allowed to?

30Sep#04

Calling it now: This will not happen and Tony Goldmark will not have to eat shit because nobody knows who he is nor cares.

30Sep#07
AOC thinks she is Greta Thunberg.

When people say "your vote matters" this is what they mean. AOC ran against the incumbent Joe Cowley in 2018 and got 57% of the vote. That sounds impressive but when you look at the actual numbers she got 15,897 vote to his 11,761 for a grand total of 27,658 votes. The 14th congressional district of New York has population of 740,563. 3.7% of the population, probably more like 5% when you remove people ineligible to vote, have cursed us forever with the blight that is this jumped up bar tender with a horse face and, compared to all the other DC politicians, a nice enough rack. Retards like Bob will hang off her every word because her looks have yet to fully fail her and we are forced to listen. Don't let AOC happen to your community.

30Sep#13

Neither is Mario and yet Bob flipped his wig when the car keys jangling, 10/10 movie moved him back to Brooklyn.

 

[Mr Processor]

With regard specifically to MovieBob related content, I'll be glad when this election is over. While he's always PoliticsBob at least some of the time, when you have political campaigns tossing out red meat he becomes PoliticsBob way to much of the time. Honestly, I don't know why he hasn't tried to run for city council or something. I mean it would end with him fleeing the country to someplace that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States if he ever managed to win, and I'd feel sorry for the people anywhere he was a political representative, otherwise it would be a fun ride.

The annoying thing is his only real political opinion is, "How can we kill lots of people or make them miserable?" He looks to his party mostly to determine who the best people to die or make miserable are. If his party didn't say, he'd just pick out random people based on whatever his criteria of the day is. Like if they invested in Bitcoin or didn't care for the latest Marvel slop.

After the election is over, it's not really going to matter to Bob who wins. He'll go back to his usual miserable self, and continue being a vicious, hate-filled animal. However, since his party won't be tossing him as much red meat every day, he won't just be repeating Blue talking points with his own terrible MovieBob spin on them.

Also, I know people compare Bob to The Obsolete Man, I think he's really the main character from Four O'Clock:

https://youtu.be/MYqiTgdtVF4?si=OuWSzPgbr0OcZiv6