06Oct#11
I can confirm that the cop takes offense at the man wearing a skirt. I don't want the man to be arrested, but he deserves to be shamed in public.
I mean, we do have public decency laws for a reason. A man wearing a skirt,
especially if he was wearing nothing underneath, or at least so little that his junk was visible, would definitely run afoul of those. That's not authoritarianism, that's protecting people from seeing a disgusting pervert.
06Oct#18
I legitimately hate chickenhawks like Bobby, eager to call for death on his perceived enemies (in this case, people that probably would never have an impact on his life in the slightest) but unwilling to do any of said fighting himself, much happier to let other people go and die in his stead. Even if he's okay with pointless amounts of lives being lost because "lol both sides suck," that still isn't a good reason why we should be funding that quagmire.
I'm no fan of Russia, but I also don't really give a shit about Ukraine either. In the modern era, we forget at our peril that land is owned by those who have the power to control it, and Putin is capitalizing on a weakened US to do so. We probably could have resolved this years ago and with much less death and destruction, but idiots with the same mindset as Bobby are in charge of foreign relations. So, y'know, that's great.
06Oct#19
While we are on Bobby's eugenics belief, it is as good a place for this continuation of 05Oct#23. Here, Bobby's crony explains his "joke" for the benefit of subhumanoids.
The bickering continues, but Bobby seems to have washed his hands, at least for the time being.
Look, we've all done a hyperbolic joke before, blowing up something insignificant into a much bigger deal than it deserves, although I don't know how many people have jumped to genocide as their punchline. The thing is, the original "joke" didn't have that context. It was just a tweet where Bob complained about Nazis ruining eugenics. I get 140 characters (at the time) was hard to really get a long point across, but why Bob thought that was such a banger that he needed to broadcast that idea to the world is beyond me.
Oh wait, no it isn't, because as the replies point out, he has
never changed his tune since then. He is
still calling for the destruction of everyone he disagrees with in no uncertain terms. Even if he's not explicitly saying "let's bring back eugenics," he's definitely implying it by arguing that there is a certain class of people that should simply not be allowed to continue existing. And he does this
every fucking day. If you're making the same "joke" every day, people are quickly going to realize that you were never actually joking.
06Oct#20
More people are mad that an AI-generated image (05Oct#20) has motivated more people to care about the plight of subhumanoids. This gives Bobby to show off his seminary-level Theology.
Fedora-tipping Bob is at it again. "God doesn't exist because
he didn't bring my dog back to life bad weather happened!" The world's not perfect, Bobbo, that doesn't disprove the existence of God. It's because we live in an imperfect world that bad things happen.
06Oct#23
Bobby thinks
Failure à Deux cements Todd Phillips as an auteur and clears the path for "Gunn's Era".
Look, I get that Hollywood gives a lot of people who really don't deserve it a second or third or umpteenth chance, but who in their right mind is going to hire Todd Philips for anything ever again? He made a major critical and commercial hit for WB, basically got a blank check to do whatever he wanted with the sequel, and then he just decided "nah, fuck everyone who liked this, I'm going to deliberately shit on everything they liked and tell them in no uncertain terms they're the worst people." The result? An absolute box office disaster. He basically broke WB's trust for no reason at all. It's not like he was being forced to do the movie at gunpoint or anything; if he truly didn't want to be stuck making Joker movies forever, he could have just, y'know, said no. Joker's success gave him the leverage to do pretty much anything he wanted to next, including anything
but a Joker sequel, and he blew it for a cheap stunt.
And of course Bobby is seal clapping because of his belief that spite is the only real motivation in life, and someone doing what he's always wanted to do is allowing him to live vicariously through him (along with his requisite Gunn dicksucking). I hope Todd torpedoing his career was worth it.
06Oct#27
Just no, stop, no, I can't talk about how wrong Bobby is about TLJ,
I have to move on
06Oct#29
Bobby retweets the middle "most fans are idiots..." tweet.
Yes, the "all-timer" Simpsons episode where they revel in how out of touch they are and boast that they're never getting canceled despite their peak being close to three decades ago. I'm sure the five people still watching really enjoyed that meta-commentary!
And of course, Bob considers himself one of the supposed "experts" that should be listened to. He's not one of the unwashed masses, he is a Superior Thinker!
06Oct#38
South Park and The Church of Scientology.
Bob claims the episode did nothing, but that episode really did a lot to change the public perception of Scientology. It went from seeming like a New Age cult to an absolute joke, with people making fun of Xenu and the creation myth constantly. As a result, and combined with the gayops of Chanology bringing the scandals of the cult to public awareness, the organization has been in a decline since then, with membership statistics dropping pretty substantially after the early 00's, to the point where it was estimated there were only 40,000 worldwide in 2016 (and probably fewer now).
But that would mean giving even a modicum of credit to Parker and Stone, and Bob simply can't do that.
