Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

If any self-proclaimed antinatalists actually believed in their retarded ideology, they would immediately off themselves. Bob sure as hell doesn't believe it, considering he was clamoring for an immortal robotic body that would let him watch capeshit until the end of time.
and he would have tried to talk his siblings out of spawning. Especially considering how Chippa's two spedspawn turned out.
 
...Of course it had to be the one where there is a scene where Samus is defenseless because of (retconned in) PTSD, what a fucking creep
His defense of that game is what made everyone realize that all his ranting about Metroid Prime was performative because he had clearly never played it, or even the Gameboy Advance games Fusion and Zero Mission. He claimed that Other M was the first time Samus was given a personality and that everyone was just projecting their own idea of her, except in the Prime trilogy, and the GBA games, they expand on her character and give her a personality different from the one in Other M. So basically, Bob was trying to state that the people who actually play Metroid games were wrong. Which isn't odd for him.

Prime, his entire complaint was that it was an FPS. As someone who actually played it, and had Super Metroid on the SNES, it wasn't some dumb shooter that he claims it was. It was just like the old games, just a first person shooter instead of a side scroller. It was a good follow up that brought Samus into the modern era, much like Mario 64 succeeded in bringing Mario into 3D. Bob was too much of a whiny bitch to play it, or Other M because he said it controlled well (Hah!).
 
15Apr#01
Unlike most lefties, Bobby doesn't want America "dismantled", because he doesn't want to hear the truth that he doesn't even deserve a future,
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Does he feel tough after typing that? Like having downed a gallon of liquid courage?

15Apr#02
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15Apr#03
Trump takes the chance to order President Bukele of El Salvador to house undesirables who found their way into America.
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15Apr#04
"Obviously innocent people".
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15Apr#05
Before meeting Trump, Bukele was already a bad, stupid guy for promoting Bitcoin.
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15Apr#06
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Micah doesn't specify who "every one of" "these people" are.

15Apr#07
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OK pedo.

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15Apr#08
Harvard resolves to continue their rotten DEI path (A&N); MIT follows their lead.
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As if there weren't visa revocations under Biden. Chinese academics are regularly being accused of being "spies" and kicked out. Still, fair is fair: attract your international intellectual talents, fund your own school.

15Apr#09
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Indeed, the not-even-glued-together trophy is just a sign of the competency crisis that plagues America, and that Trump and Vance resolve to eliminate.

15Apr#10
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15Apr#11
So could Trump predict this?
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Know Your Meme defines "treatlers" as people who relies on Doordash and similar services, exploiting and oppressing lowly-paid people for their own comfort. The "word" is a portmanteau of "treat" and "Hitler".

15Apr#12
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15Apr#13
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"Tough love at home and school"? Don't make me laugh! Not even white kids receive these.

15Apr#14
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The exchange is real, but check the date: it happened under Biden, not Trump.

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15Apr#15
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The above message is approved by Bob Chipman, world authority of male loneliness.

15Apr#16
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So why don't that whore and her johns pay more tax?

15Apr#17
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15Apr#18
Woke language. Archive of The Atlantic article entitled "How the Woke Right Replaced the Woke Left -- The hypocrisy of Trump’s language wars".
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15Apr#19
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15Apr#20
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15Apr#21
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If we don't demand human creators to exhaustively list their conscious and unconscious influences, it makes no sense putting the same onus on an AI.

15Apr#22
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Keep laughing and you'll laugh your way to the dole.

15Apr#23
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Bob tries on ideologies like an ill-fitting suit. he tried out being a progressive, got made fun of. tried out being a leftist, got made fun of. now trying being a doomer, he mightve found his ppl

but the stancil-style neolib who thinks the economy was great despite being economically destitute since 2022 whose only leftist opinion is a thirst for trans penis now mixed with anti-natalism is just gonna shrink his circle more
 
Prime, his entire complaint was that it was an FPS. As someone who actually played it, and had Super Metroid on the SNES, it wasn't some dumb shooter that he claims it was. It was just like the old games, just a first person shooter instead of a side scroller. It was a good follow up that brought Samus into the modern era, much like Mario 64 succeeded in bringing Mario into 3D. Bob was too much of a whiny bitch to play it, or Other M because he said it controlled well (Hah!).
Bob just hates the first person perspective in videogames as he explains in his video "worst person." He doesn't really differentiate between immersive sims, boomer shooters or more modern FPS designs. Since he's not really a gamer himself (despite making it part of his online identity) but likes Nintendo (and a few others, like MegaMan) characters and settings, his real problem with First Person Perspective is that you can't see the character (as he states in the "worst person" video). He also associates FPSs with "antithinkers" and "dudebros." Basically men who like traditionally masculine things and use games as a way to socialize.

Of course, Metroid Prime is a slow paced, exploration oriented, single player game, but Bob is not a nuanced "thinker."
 
I'm having trouble replying with images, so I'm having to type out what I'm commenting on.

Commentary for American Tax Day, 2025:

[2025.04.15-01]

Positron:
"Unlike most lefties, Bobby doesn't want America 'dismantled'...
Correct. Moviebob wants to see America completely annihilated.

Positron: "...because he doesn't want to hear the truth that he doesn't even deserve a future."

@prisonculture: "I'm truly not interested in a political project the\at 'restores' the US, I only care about one that completely transforms it.

Moviebob: "Spoken like someone who assumes they [...] won't be in the discard pile. [...] From experience, I fully expect that MY future will not only remain stolen, but to be told I was never supposed to have it in the first place, and if that's what [...] dismantling has in store for ME [...]? I wouldn't bet on it doing better by even more vulnerable people. "Break things" is MAGA's ideology.
Funny. From my own observations, there's been far more actual destruction perpetrated by Moviebob's side of the political aisle, not MAGA.

@rocketboy1313: "Obama ran on hope and change."
That's true. The problem is that Obama broke far more in his first year in office than Trump did in his first 1.04 terms.

@rocketboy1313: "Pushing for a better world required you to stop thinking in terms of restoring an old one."

Moviebob: "I don't care about 'old worlds,' but I do care about EXISTING people and the lives they were supposed to have."
Uh, no. The only living entity whose existence Moviebob cares about is that of Moviebob.

Nazibob: My fyuuchaa has actively been STOLEN from me, piece by piece, but the EXISTENCE of stupid superstitious cretins who don't deserve to BREATH [sic].
So says Moviebob, stupid superstitious cretin.



[2025.04.15-03]

Positron: "Trump takes the chance to order President Bukele of El Salvador to house undesirables who found their way into America."

@nycsouth[aw: "[President Trump] told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens."
Moviebob would be outright orgasmic (😐🤢🤮) at the very thought MAGA voters being shipped to those labor camps.

@studio8502.ca: "...to a conservative, perception is the only reality that counts."
Reposted by Projectionbob.



[2025.04.15-08]

Positron:
"Harvard resolves to continue their rotten DEI path (A&N); MIT follows their lead."

Senator Bernie Sellout: "Congratulations to Harvard for refusing to relinquish its constitutional rights to Trump's authoritarianism. Other universities should follow their [sic] lead."
And which "rights" might those be? H...m...m...?

Barack Obama, former president and professional race-baiter: [redacted]
(Moviebob: "Hallowd be Obama's name.")

Excerpt from MIT statement: "The threat of unexpected visa revocations will make it less likely that top talent from around the globe will come to the U.S."
Then maybe your administrative staff should be monitoring your students' immigration statuses more closely in the future.




[2025.04.15-13]

@colormedani:
"I hate when people preach that you must be hard or tough on black kids in preparation for a world that won't be kind."

Positron: "'Tough love at home and school'? Don't make me laugh! Not even white kids receive these."
Just look at how Moviebob turned out. I imagine that the only tough thing Moviebob ever had growing up was Bob's homework.



[2025.04.15-16]

@matthighton:
"New rule: If you can afford to send Katy Perry into space, you can afford to pay more tax [sic]."

Positron: "So why don't that whore and her johns pay more tax?"
Democrat privilege, maybe?



[2025.04.15-17]

@literaticat:
"Some people get bent out of shape about the 'gender' of stuff for kids. Today I was told that Peter Rabbit is 'too feminine' for a 5y.o. bout. I pointed out that Peter Rabbits is [...] a boy."
Well, duh.

@literaticat: "I'm sorry he's not driving a tank or going to war or chewing tobacco like the real MANLY bunnies do!"
So you think kids are now acceptable military fodder? You Leftoids really do hate children, don't you?

Moviebob: "...isn't Peter Rabbit [...] about a dude who keeps doing [breaking and enterings] for fun [...] almost dying because he does stupid stunts [...]? He' the most 'boy coded' kid-lit animal protagonist who doesn't own shuriken."
Despite Moviebob typing out a run-on sentence that's nearly forty words long...
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Bob's hatred of leftists is so weird to me, like i think it's the fact leftists bully him a lot but the dude has this contrarian stance to defend the dems even if they implement shit he hates like the first trans congresswoman saying "i hate trans rights". to him the idea of doing a revolution is bad because maga breaks things and it wont be a revolution specifically for him, which while he peppers in "im sure revolution will affect minorities" he consistently just thinks of himself. most minorities backed revolution BECAUSE they have nothing else and they dont respect the status quo that gives them small handouts in exchange for the threat of extinction

and i find it all very hypocritical, because Bob is demanding that leftists work on the revolution that puts him in space or else theyre "just like tech bros" as if the "tech bros" he despises arent the only people who give a shit anymore about going to Mars, as if he ever HAD a future when he is fiscally irresponsible and as if people in leftist spaces by his own standards should actually care about him. like he's very stupid on Israel and Palestine, only caring about it when he can shove it against his enemies but otherwise downplaying accusations of genocide or how the dems were too hawkish on it, to the point he ignores that those student deportations he hates are supported BY the Biden admin's antisemitism envoy

it's also just silly to tell people who want a better future "you need to put it back the way it was because i was happy in 2014 watching marvel and having a Black president, even though you were destitute". like that tweet of him talking about how "I know Palestinians have watched their families be turned to red ooze, but have you ever thought dear leftists that you voted to make my life personally worse?" Like no, because you're not the main character of the US and most people who interact with you get the ick so no I don't think Moviebob's livelihood (which he could easily improve by getting a real job) was really a factor in voting, specially not voting for Stancil-adjacent neolib politics with the occasional far left view on trans sports from a fat alcoholic
 
Bob's insistence that the new faggy liberal terms such as 'chest feeding' and 'Latinx' were not meant as replacements for the original terms is such an obvious load of shit. Troons still insist that deadnaming and misgendering them should be criminal offenses. They were 100% banking on all these new terms becoming commonplace to further their stranglehold on the English language.

Also, holy shit, please fix the quote function so I can actually start quoting Positron again.
 
His defense of that game is what made everyone realize that all his ranting about Metroid Prime was performative because he had clearly never played it, or even the Gameboy Advance games Fusion and Zero Mission. He claimed that Other M was the first time Samus was given a personality
what is it with Massholes and Other M? His opinion is indistinguishable from Andrew Dobson's:
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Sounds like Dobson never actually played Other M, either.
Also, holy shit, please fix the quote function so I can actually start quoting Positron again.
sometimes for large posts, the reply button greys out. The alternative is to highlight the piece of text you want to quote from Positron's post, and a dropdown reply function will appear when you hover over the highlighted text near the edge.

Useful for piecemeal responses to individual points. I been doing it this whole post.
 
sometimes for large posts, the reply button greys out. The alternative is to highlight the piece of text you want to quote from Positron's post, and a dropdown reply function will appear when you hover over the highlighted text near the edge.
I try to do this, but whenever I highlight a piece of text in a large post, it never gives me the option to quote it. This wasn't a problem until the site restarted during the weekend.
 
what is it with Massholes and Other M? His opinion is indistinguishable from Andrew Dobson's:
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Sounds like Dobson never actually played Other M, either.
I think he actually did, Dobson had parents who'd buy him consoles and games, he even had a PS3 for all his whining about it, and loved Shadow of the Colossus. But he also loves it when strong women are brought down. There were many times he championed 'problematic' content, including Avengers 2, and claimed that since he identified as a male feminist, that meant his opinion was correct and anyone claiming the work was anti-feminist was wrong.

It still amuses me that Bob thought so little of Andy, considering they're almost the same person. They would have started fighting almost immediately if they'd ever met in real life because the other is everything they hate about themselves, but won't accept as their own flaws.
 
16Apr#01
And Bobby claims he is against AI.
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16Apr#02
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Whatever.

16Apr#03
Liberals are defending a gangster who was deported, because they never live where gangs kill and kidnap people.
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I wish, instead of El Salvordor, Trump dumped several truckloads of gangsters to Lynn, Mass., and let them roam while they wait for "due process".

16Apr#04
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16Apr#05
Fuckerhaunter knows science and democracy.
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16Apr#06
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The last time I checked George Takei is still a pedophile. Lock him up.

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16Apr#07
Not only God Emperor intends to stop federal subsidies to colleges; he wants to tax them! 👏 👏 👏
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16Apr#08
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And that's a problem why?

16Apr#08
Let me show you what a problem looks like (fat):
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16Apr#09
More transsexual shit. Archive of USAF announcement.
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16Apr#10
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Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, but they are not "queer" animals. Defund NPR yesterday.

16Apr#11
Tony Reed pats himself in the stinkditch.
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I'm sure Trump knows what to do.

16Apr#12
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What?

16Apr#13
Robert knows how traumatizing being misgendered is, through his own experience of being called "Robert".
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Let me make this public announcement again, because for some reason tranny and their chasers -- such as Bobby -- seem never understand this point: "misgendering" normal people will not upset them like it does to trannies; at worst it would just confuse them. It is like sending a big box of chocolate to someone who killed your pet dog with chocolate.

16Apr#14
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Neither are women, blacks, gays, and transsexuals.

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16Apr#15
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Luckily such idiocies as "transwomen are women" are dying, but it would have taken longer without the intervention of Trump.

16Apr#16
Someone confused "libertarianism" with "liberalism".
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16Apr#17
Blue Origin sent a whore to space and forgot the instruction to leave her there.
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16Apr#18
People seem to forget China is the Empire of knock-offs.
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16Apr#19
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The ant species is Messor cephalotes, or Giant African Harvester Ant. Archive of Reuters article.

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16Apr#20
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16Apr#21
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To be fair, it is absolutely fair to ask the pronouns of someone in a bright red latex suit.

16Apr#22
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16Apr#23
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16Apr#24
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16Apr#25
As you can see in KF's front page, 4chan has been hacked.
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Bullying is a good tactic when used on the targets they don't like. Natch.
 
It really cracks me up how ass-blasted MovieTardPig gets whenever someone calls him out for being the platonic ideal of the stupid, completely worthless consoomer that capeshit is tailor made for. Lardo Retardo's motto if he was honest would be, "I have no brain and must consooom."

Also, it really is striking how shitty Ma and Pa Chipman were as parents. If they had IQs above 42, they would have forced their tardbaby to ride the short bus to the Special School where the students all wear those "cool" helmets.

Letting him get away with believing that he "outsmarted" his therapists is part of why he's such a psychotic retard nowadays.

Well that, and the sheer imbecility.
 
Prime, his entire complaint was that it was an FPS. As someone who actually played it, and had Super Metroid on the SNES, it wasn't some dumb shooter that he claims it was. It was just like the old games, just a first person shooter instead of a side scroller. It was a good follow up that brought Samus into the modern era, much like Mario 64 succeeded in bringing Mario into 3D. Bob was too much of a whiny bitch to play it, or Other M because he said it controlled well (Hah!).
Imagine if Nintendo made a Super Mario FPS. The sheer meltdown from him would make Hiroshima look like a firecracker.
Bob just hates the first person perspective in videogames as he explains in his video "worst person." He doesn't really differentiate between immersive sims, boomer shooters or more modern FPS designs. Since he's not really a gamer himself (despite making it part of his online identity) but likes Nintendo (and a few others, like MegaMan) characters and settings, his real problem with First Person Perspective is that you can't see the character (as he states in the "worst person" video). He also associates FPSs with "antithinkers" and "dudebros." Basically men who like traditionally masculine things and use games as a way to socialize.

Of course, Metroid Prime is a slow paced, exploration oriented, single player game, but Bob is not a nuanced "thinker."
So FPS fans are to Bob what anime fans are to Lily Orchard, people viewed as brainless morons because they don't share the same opinion as them.
Bob and Anita both game avidly, in that they write a lot about their feelings, shit on things people like and uplift shit people don't out disgust for what's good, and both have delusions of relevance.

By what other measure could one judge a gamer?
Didn't Bob dedicate an entire episode of his show to discuss Gamergate?
what is it with Massholes and Other M? His opinion is indistinguishable from Andrew Dobson's:
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Sounds like Dobson never actually played Other M, either.
As a Massachusetts resident myself, I apologize for these two tainting the legacy of this great state.
Also, it really is striking how shitty Ma and Pa Chipman were as parents. If they had IQs above 42, they would have forced their tardbaby to ride the short bus to the Special School where the students all wear those "cool" helmets.
Hey, not cool. My brother is autistic and went to special ed in school, and he's way smarter than Bob is.
A creature as profoundly damaged as Bob does not spring from the earth.
I like to think one day, he spontaneously manifested onto our mortal plane, sort of like the Cursed Spirits from Jujutsu Kaisen.
 
@Ultraman Orb Dark

My apologies to your brother.

Of COURSE he's much smarter than Ma Chipman's Diaper Tard. I myself have met more than a few Down Syndrome people who can say the same.

My point was that IF they had taken such an action, MAYBE he would have turned out better than the slobbering, booger-eating, diaper-filling psychopath he is today.
 
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