Outside of a small core of hardcore retards, it's just us. It's a coin flip if he cracks 20,000 views, and usually he only does if he reviews the latest movie. He's not going viral, he's not improving. He's languishing in obscurity, an aging retard that has failed to capitalize on the opportunities he got.
I don't know if I'd ever like to meet the guy who spends every day in anticipation of the next MovieBob video. I mean in a genuine way. I suppose I am in a morbidly curious way. The Cinema Roberto superfan who has been there since the beginning. I wonder what that person is like? They would have to be a bigger loser than MovieBob to like any of his opinions. Because no one looks at the fat man whose face is caving in on itself, lives in his mom's basement and eats culinary horrors as anyone who's opinion you should take seriously.
All the diehard MovieBob fans must be incredibly similar to their idol, just even more obese and less hygienic. You don't become a fan of someone so thoroughly detestable without seeing yourself in him and sharing his insane beliefs.
Bob phrases his opinions as questions because he wants to sound as noncommittal as possible. Thinker that he is, he wants to see what the group consensus is before joining that collective chorus.02Jul#28
So creative.
Why does Bobby phrase his opinions as questions?
How dare the law be enforced!02Jul#07
Here's the interesting thing: the jeet isn't mayor yet. He's just a candidate. Also, thank you de Blasio for stating your intent to obstruct law enforcement.02Jul#13a
NYers are prepared to treat the jeet better than royalty.
It is Stockholm Syndrome, not Stockholm's.
The Dark Knight was the second Baleman and came out in 2008, The Dark Knight Rises was the end of the trilogy and came out in 2011.
Or they could be from outside of North America.
The "better way" is to go out and get a real job. But of course anyone with a HR department is going to Google Bob's name, take one look at the results and nope him right into the trash. Even if they are okay with hiring a white man who has a history of shaky employment.02Jul#31
Bad thing happens to some bad people.
The "better way" is to stop being basement dwellers who rely on the generosity of strangers.
Remember: It's perfectly acceptable when Democrats load bills with pork; it's bad when Republicans want to trim the fat.[2025.07.02-02]
If CNN is your primary (or only) source of[2025.07.02-06]
If this were Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name") photographed in front of these cages, there's no question Moviebob would have no problem with these holding facilities being built. (Anyoen have that screen grab about when someone confronted Bob on X-Twitter about Obama holding "kids in cages", yet Bob finding it acceptable acceptable because of Obama leading the charge to a "progressive" fyuuchaa?)[2025.07.02-08]
Moviebob has been desperate for a MAGA Majdanek to be built since 2016.[2025.07.02-09] Bobby only ever thinks in term of Saturday morning cartoons. So do his cronies.
If the good guys could openly run on punishing evil, Superman would throw Moviebob directly into the sun.[2025.07.02-11a] The Jeet may be a slick, but at least he diagnosed a shift of NYC people in favor of Trump - to the consternation of Bobby.
Moviebob is the stupidest version of both "for" and "against".[2025.07.02-14]
Speaking of heists, let's check in on Grifterbob...[2025.07.02-19] "AI is not a technology; it is a HEIST"
Anyone have any updates on Grifterbob's Patreon income?[2025.07.02-31] Bad thing happens to some bad people.
The "better way" is to stop being basement dwellers who rely on the generosity of strangers.
Reposted by Misogynistbob.[2025.07.02-24]
Miss Theron, Takei-baka, and Moviebob have obviously never visited any country in which Sharia is the law of the land. In such case, Theron would be stripped of her rights and privileges for being a woman, Takei-baka would be dropped head-first off a tall bulding's roof for being homosexual, and Moviebob would be slaughtered in public for being a pig.[2025.07.02-29] Someone was jealous.
Yep. Genuine thinkers only use question marks when asking questions.
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Correct.
DeBlasio was NOT a good mayor, Bob.
she looks insane tbh.
Bob thinks he has a fulfilling life? I call bullshit.
B-Rex, Bob? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
because he's doing goofy "uptalk" like a fucking valley girl.
hipster welfare is on the fritz? Pity.
that too
Bob's authentic tortillas are in jeopardy! Somehow only Illegal Mexicans make good tortillas and shit!
He still gets a few thousand views on all his videos, how long they watch is unknown, and there are still a handful of people who followed him off twitter, skeet at him constantly and re-skeet his videos. I'm convinced that his die hard fan base is made up of socially inept freaks who are too afraid to say "We need to kill all the people I disagree with" and live vicariously through Bob's clumsy attempts of obfuscation of that idea.
I physically recoiled and my face contorted at the word Gamergate. Thank you, @Positron for making sure I didn't miss it, you cruel monster you.02Jul#03
Steve Scalise proposes a work requirement for Medicaid to cut down abuse.
Is Bobby trying to tell us he is an undercover Republican?
I agree. The people who told Walz to stop calling half the country "weird" (and probably told him to not bring up couch fucking) should be fired and replaced with idiots who think doing that is the surefire way to go!02Jul#11b
The "weird" campaign was dead on arrival, Mr. Goldmark. You are also fatter than Bobby.
The image is from Black Dynamite. The character, Chocolate Giddy-up, is responding to Black Dynamite who says "Im declaring wat on anyone who sells drugs to the community" with "But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!" Bob offers no further commentary beyond "This is like that thing! I 'member!"03Jul#02
You stupid cunt. The illegals are not being housed. They're in holding until they can get their asses shipped back to wherever the fuck they came from. There's also the implication that this dumb bitch would be OK with Alligator Alcatraz if it was filled with homeless from around the country.03Jul#12
How many homeless people does Deven Green house?
"I'm worried that the static plastic army men may not fully capture my artistic vision and the dramatic nuances that my writing will require. What do you think, fat moron?"03Jul#28
Entertainment is the safest thing to test AI on, as opposed to say, diagnosing tumors.
"Marvel's still cool! I'm not old and out of touch!"03Jul#19
Even MCU's target teenage audience don't like MCU.
That had nothing to do with the DCU, Bob. He was saying he thought M3GAN could transition from a villain to a hero like the Terminator.03Jul#22
Robots
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Daphne in the live-action Scooby-Doo movies. Didn't do a lot during the 2000s, but she's getting more roles these days.03Jul#24
Never heard of her.
another mongoloid retarded hackened prose i assure roberto you nobody in their right mind is thinking about some mid 90s SNL sketch watching jurassic park. is this what "media literacy" means
I think a lack of self awareness is the building block of being a lolcow
Ironically? Bob's views on Marvel (and Star Wars) will get more reflective to those held by the greater fanbase as time goes on.... because the fanbase is increasingly nothing but old manbabies since each generation of kids to come up have seen less and less of a reason to revere it and not see it just as "that bad/cheesy show Dad likes". Seeing Star Wars the same way that Bob in his youth would've seen 50's era TV or old Lionel trainsets. Obsolete toys and outdated notions.
She was popping out kids after marrying Freddie Prinze Jr.
