"Disney's Marvel's The Fantastic Four is the most different thing since Disney's Marvel's Eternals, the movie that was two and a half hours long, generally disliked, is talked about less than Antman and the Wasp, and is like almost all the other Marvel movies!"22Jul#18
In other words, the new Fantastic Four is what Bobby imagines would happen if Hillary Rodham won 2016. No wonder he is over the moon.
The manbaby vibes he puts out with his sci-fi worship are just naturally detectable and unsettling...... he'd be just an annoying nerd if he wasn't so stridently and arrogantly convinced he's a genius and you are not on top of it all.
GODDAMMIT YOU FAT, INBRED, FUCKING RETARD! YOU KEEP OZZY'S NAME OUT OF YOUR STUPID, JIZZ-GUZZLING, WHORE MOUTH!!
See, with how performative Robert is, I would have expected something like that from him. I also would have felt it as at least halfway earned, as Ozzy left a major mark on the musical world; while many of Roberts 'giants' were famous, I've never really felt like they merited 'we will not see their like again' hyperbole. With Ozzy it's more appropriate.
Hunter Biden is just like his fuckwit father. They're both racist to the core!
I'll pass. Hunter's fuckwit father's already cause me enough brain damage over four years to last several lifetimes.
Racist Moviebob is racist.
Hunter's resources are likely the same as Moviebob's: "It's true because I said so and can't back up my claims with imperical evidence." Better yet, let me dig up something I said on June 10th, 2025:
I disagree, @Solomon Bundy. That was a quality pun and I have moved you down the robot kill list for it.
I think it says that Bob has very little maturity and remains pretty autistic.
He threatened to listen to Dolly Parton when Unknown Henson got canceled for calling her a self hating white.
He's talked about it before. It basically boiled down to the show had Gen-X references. Nothing about the solid character writing or strong worldbuilding, just "I SAW A SCOOBERT DOOBERT REFERENCE AND I CAME."
Mmmboy, that's powerful projection![2025.07.23-01] Hunter Biden shows us that Democrats love expletives. Trump should be even more foul-mouthed.
Receipts or it didn't happen.[2025.07.23-04] Fuckerhaunters praises Trump
Given that Moviebob and the two above account holders exist, the exercise of natural selection is doing a really shitty job.[2025.07.23-08] [...] Natural Stupidity. Would you chuds give a thought to people too retarded to boil eggs?
And these are the same people who say we should let natural selection take care of "ignorant" people.
And we know for certain that Moviebob will never get rid of terrible things that would require removing Moviebob's very existence.[2025.07.23-09]
Chief among "the terrible things that make Bobby WANT to disconnect from it" is age, and he cannot rid of that.
Unless that Superman has Christopher Reeve in the title role.[2025.07.23-15]
If people want to see Ace Ventura or Dr Dolittle, they go see these and not a movie that bears the title Superman.
They're flaunting that they have enough of their own money* because this sure as FUCK indicates that they don't want any more of mine. (The fact Weird Al Yankovic was part of this charade equally saddens and angers me, and I'm seriously considering getting rid of all my Weird Al parapernalia online.)[2025.07.23-17] This is what you get if you endeavor to save comedies.
And we should know about that because?
Jealous, Bob?[2025.07.23-18] South Park
more specifically, his taste in well, anything, is dictated by dopamine hits. Political Bullshit is one of those things that gives him dopamine hits. The rest are like tits and vajayjay (especially of the lesbun variety), action and baysplosions, GIANT MONKE, and the bad guy getting his comeuppance (whereupon he puts like Trump's head on the bad guy in his mind and has schadenfreude from it) in a spectacularly bizarre or tortuous way.
Or the Super Mario Bros. 3 soundtrack.
Perfectly understandable. He brought a lot to music, and desebes a ton of respect. Even a moron like Bob should get that instead of caring more about Bill Cosby's TV son dying.
When did he say that? Did he reverence her cameo in The Orville at all?
So after four years of Biden fucking up, the democrats think his son will win back the public favor? This is like if the Republicans put their faith in Richard Nixon's son becoming president.23Jul#01
Hunter Biden shows us that Democrats love expletives. Trump should be even more foul-mouthed.
Bob, most of Gen Z wasn't even old enough to vote in 2016, let alone 2020.23Jul#03
Young people hate Trump now.
I can't tell if he's joking, and that scares me.23Jul#11
Bob Chipman, professional film critic, longtime Marvel fan, someone who doesn't see the missed potential in showing Banner and Hulk making peace onscreen.23Jul#12
Wow, two guys I don't know and one guy synonymous with bad comedy are supporting Colbert!23Jul#17
This is what you get if you endeavor to save comedies.
And we should know about that because?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hey, wasn't Bob in his mid-thirties when Pixels hit theaters?23Jul#21
It's a shame the show ended but at some point they can't really play the Lost angle where "they knew every secret before they started writing the first episode". At least most of the show's questions were answered and the rest? I can live with the ambiguity (how much of a bad father was Jonas sr.?)
In an old Q&A video I could not hope to find at this point, he claimed he listens to metal. Knowing Bob's nostalgia addled 80's brain that probably means GNR and Whitesnake. So poser ass pop metal.
I went back to look and this is the second time I've had to apologize about this. Bob has apparently always been a fan of giant, heaving tits.
