Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I know you fail to grasp simple concepts, but I will explain in terms you might be able to grasp:

Feminist totalitarians are trying to get online storefronts to drop products they don't like so that nobody can buy it. Credit card companies are pressuring the storefronts to stop selling things that are legal, if distasteful for various reasons. This creates a precedent where the credit card companies can censor anything by saying "We are just responding t what the public wants" while essentially making legal items impossible to buy.

Some idiots may say "What's the problem? It is just gooner games!", but anyone saying that is moronically failing to extrapolate from this. Today they block sooner games, down the road they block self-defence manuals, then they block churches from taking payments.

If nobody stands up for the small stuff, the authoritarians (That means nasty people who want to tell you what to do and make sure you can't do anything they don't like) will force only what they approve of to be obtainable.

GOG is giving away games that have been pulled from the other storefronts as a protest. If Collective Shout doesn't want games like that sold, GOG will just make sure as many people as possible already have them, and are taking the financial hit to do it.
Shut up retard, you didn't even read my post. And kill yourself while you're at it.
 
04Aug#01
EclecticTastes wants the Dems to fight dirty because their power level is over 9000.
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Dems: We're morally superior to those stupid Republicans!
Also Dems: We need to play dirty to beat the Republicans!
04Aug#06
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I didn't know who is Liz Lemon. The answer from Google did not disappoint me.
It's funny how Bob doesn't mention how the whole joke with Lemon is that she's a performative activist who cares more looking good than doing the right thing.

Ring any bells?
04Aug#10
Obama! Come back to save our box office!!!
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My favorite Obama speech was when he told Americans to go see The Avengers.
"The Transformers movies got better after Bay."

Yeah, and as great as Transformers One was, it still bombed at the box office due to poor marketing and a lack of public interest in the franchise because of how much Bay's movies are associated with it.
 
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05Aug#05
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The interview is 1 hour 20 minute long. At the end Mamet grudge-wanks about Columbia protesters' chanting "kill all jews" and walked out.
Cholesterol buildup has shorted out Bob's synapses. It wasn't Mamet's daughter, it was John Milius's daughter Amanda, who completely owned the Superior One.

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[2025.08.05-08] Bobby is smart.
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Moviebob: "I'm smarter than..."
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It's been a while since I've used this response.



[2025.08.05-10]
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"Gerrymandering is good when it favors Democrats and bad when it favors all other parties."

[2025.08.05-11]
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If we're going to play those rules, then California is not a blue state. The reality of the matter is that California is red state whose rural and suburban citizens are held hostage at gunpoint/knifepoint by blue metropoles.



[2025.08.05-13]
Kathy Hochul:
"You are on the right side of history..."
LOL! Democrats hate rarely been on the correct side of history, assuming they've ever have been on the correct side of history at all.

[2025.08.05-14]
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Here's Moviebob to describe how it actually did go down:




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[2025.08.05-17] It never happened. Transwomen never dominated women sport.
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Wouldn't surprise me if the measurements of a dream girl are 36-24-26-9. Y'know... a girl with something... "extra".



[2025.08.05-19] Gen X has been overtaken by Millennials again.
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The great irony here? Despite being a "professional" filmmaker, Moviebob's producion values have become more amateurish over the past few years. (I'm saying that based others' anecdotal accounts, as I absolutely refuse to click on Moviebob's videos for anyting more than cursory statistical data),

Was typing class common in Yankeedoodleland high schools? And two years? This Gen-X scrub took a six-lesson typing course in his teens and he can touch type!
I'm not all that good at touch-tying, either, On a good day, I can probably type at 45 words per minute based on raw speed, but only thirty words per minute if I try to type accurately, as I frequently commit typing errors.

Also what the hell is this resume, Bob? "Processional writer?" "Filmmaker?" "Video Producer?" I have news for you: it doesn't count when you use Windows Movie Maker.
It's even worse when you credit yourself as Moviebob Productions, whose Big Picture video essays still use the same graphical assets from fifteen years ago without interruption.
 
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Bob continues to jump through hoops to defend his precious MCU despite audiences clearly being done with it. Whether it's "they don't have China's box office anymore," "box office doesn't matter," "the occasional hit means it still has life," or now "Schrodinger's audience," whatever the fuck that means, Bob simply can't accept that Marvel isn't the cultural juggernaut it was a few years ago. Literally the only movies that have succeeded have been nostalgia wankfests for pre-MCU movies, and everything else continues to fall by the wayside as the Marvel Formula™ wears thinner and thinner by the year.

He also doesn't seem to understand that Marvel putting out one bomb after another has definitely hurt its brand, much as the fourth Bayformers movie was so awful that, despite being successful, audiences didn't show up for the (even worse) fifth movie and killed the franchise before it could spawn its own cinematic universe. Same goes for the MCU: despite the success of some of those post-Endgame movies, there have been far too many that have been less than ideal that even if a good movie releases today, people are less likely to give it the time of day. And you see that with the box office take; I think F4 is going to be lucky to crest $500 million, and I'll be damn surprised if it catches up to Superman (which is currently at a pretty anemic $550 million). If not for Lilo and Stitch making a stupid amount of money for a soulless live-action remake, Disney would be having an utterly abysmal year, and that's literally the only thing that's gone well for them.

I legitimately don't think capeshit has legs anymore. Outside of the occasional nostalgia grab, the trend has passed its peak. Like Westerns or musicals before it, audiences are simply moving on from both Marvel and DC, and Bob needs to learn to accept that now.
Texas is gerrymandered, huh? Since all those faggot Dems ran off to hide in Illinois, here's the map of Illinois's congressional districts, before and after its most recent redistricting:
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I want any lefty who's bitching about Texas to look me in the eye and defend this absolutely blatant racial gerrymandering, turning Illinois from mostly blue around Chicago with red rural areas (and a couple tossups) to supermajority blue thanks to the squiggliest districts possible. Probably something about how it's okay if they do it, niggers would be underrepresented if they didn't, blah blah whitey bad, etc.
05Aug#17
It never happened. Transwomen never dominated women sport.
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Literally any time a tranny takes first place means it has happened, Bobbo. And no, trannies aren't women, they're men. This happening even once is one time too many.

And trannies are allowed to win, provided they play in the leagues that match their sex. If a man who cut his balls off can't compete against other men, that's his problem.
05Aug#19
Gen X has been overtaken by Millennials again.
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Was typing class common in Yankeedoodleland high schools? And two years? This Gen-X scrub took a six-lesson typing course in his teens and he can touch type!
It's not often that I'm really thrown for a loop in Bob's thread these days because of how one-note he usually ends up being, but this is one of those times.

How in the everliving fuck does Bob still not know how to touch type?! Half of his supposed "job" involves typing, and he's literally admitting that he's done it all through fucking hunt-and-peck? The great Superior Thinker™ himself is using the typing method that literal children do? What the fuck?

Now, I will take a quick break here to say that yeah, some kids these days are also having issues with learning touch typing because they do everything on their ffffucking phones and use actual computers less. But even then, pretty much every school district in the country requires you to pass a basic typing class before you can graduate, so they do learn eventually.

But seriously, how the fuck has Bob gotten into his mid-forties and still can't touch type? I refuse to believe that he never had the opportunity to take a typing class. By the time he graduated in either 1999 or 2000, computers would have been pretty ubiquitous in schools, and their importance to students' future careers would have been easily seen. Maybe a computer class wouldn't have been a strict requirement then, but surely he would have had the option to take one. And as others have said, typing classes have existed since typewriters were the hot new piece of technology.

It's truly incredible that he's spent over twenty years writing and has utterly failed to grasp that he could be so much more efficient if he took a few weeks to learn how to touch type. I remember before my first day in my school's computer class in eighth grade, feeling uncomfortable with the entire concept of touch typing because I was so familiar with hunt-and-peck. Within a couple weeks, I was flying through my lessons with ease, and I never went back. I can't even imagine what it would be like to try to hunt-and peck these days, and Bob is doing it every fucking day!

Truly, Bob, the man who boasts of his intellectual prowess at every opportunity and believes he will lead us into the Superior Future, remains the best example of Dunning-Kruger in action.
 
[2025.08.05-19] Gen X has been overtaken by Millennials again.
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Was typing class common in Yankeedoodleland high schools? And two years? This Gen-X scrub took a six-lesson typing course in his teens and he can touch type!
It's not often that I'm really thrown for a loop in Bob's thread these days because of how one-note he usually ends up being, but this is one of those times.

How in the everliving fuck does Bob still not know how to touch type?! Half of his supposed "job" involves typing, and he's literally admitting that he's done it all through fucking hunt-and-peck? The great Superior Thinker™ himself is using the typing method that literal children do?
To be fair, hunt-and-peck is not uncommon. My father was a hunt-and-pecker.

Now, I will take a quick break here to say that yeah, some kids these days are also having issues with learning touch typing because they do everything on their ffffucking phones and use actual computers less. But even then, pretty much every school district in the country requires you to pass a basic typing class before you can graduate, so they do learn eventually.
Which begs the question: How does Moviebob's touch-screen typing speed compare to Bob's keyboard typing speed?

But seriously, how the fuck has Bob gotten into his mid-forties and still can't touch type? [...] It's truly incredible that he's spent over twenty years writing and has utterly failed to grasp that he could be so much more efficient if he took a few weeks to learn how to touch type.
I could easily predict Moviebob failing to reach a typing speed of ten words per minute, let alone twenty.

Truly, Bob, the man who boasts of his intellectual prowess at every opportunity and believes he will lead us into the Superior Future, remains the best example of Dunning-Kruger in action.
And, if Moviebob's fever dream of a eugenics-based society were to ever become a reality [shudder], there is no question that Moviebob's genes would be among the first to be deemed obsolete and wholly unfit for human reproduction.
 
Was typing class common in Yankeedoodleland high schools? And two years? This Gen-X scrub took a six-lesson typing course in his teens and he can touch type!
IDK about burgerland schools, but my high school had a typing class, with typewriters that had monitor screens (this was early early 90s). I can probably type a hell of a lot faster than Bob.

As an FYI, unburdening Kamala from what has been isn't a criminal offense. Neither is being accused of "fascism," whatever the hell that is.
Fascism is whatever they want it to be, including being two millimeters to the right of Joe Biden. All we are to know is that it's bad, regardless of what they're defining as "fascism". Which is usually "something something Far Right" for the ease of goalpost-moving.
And trannies are allowed to win, provided they play in the leagues that match their sex. If a man who cut his balls off can't compete against other men, that's his problem.
then they should compete against other troons.

How in the everliving fuck does Bob still not know how to touch type?! Half of his supposed "job" involves typing, and he's literally admitting that he's done it all through fucking hunt-and-peck? The great Superior Thinker™ himself is using the typing method that literal children do? What the fuck?
I guess he never even took courses that involved computer usage, cuz you'd sure as fuck learn to touch-type doing that.
 
06Aug#01
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Do these people ever get bored?

06Aug#02
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06Aug#03
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So that's why the left are so eager to import the modern-day Visigoths in the West?

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06Aug#05
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06Aug#06
RFK Jr.
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I can't care less about Jr's ideology, whether his ideology stems from being ultra-privileged, or whether he envies his elder namesake for getting shot. His policies are mostly uninformed and chaotic, and this is a serious problem.

06Aug#07
The National Science Foundation threatens to cut fundings of UCLA for engaging in racial discrimination.
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06Aug#08
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06Aug#09
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06Aug#10
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06Aug#11
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Nah, some of us use Grok just to see how Will Stancil would respond to being violated.

06Aug#12
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06Aug#13
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I blame Kristen Stewart for the "Gen-Z stare".


06Aug#14
Apparently Google lied.
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06Aug#15
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06Aug#16
McD's Big Deal.
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Hey Bobby! Got your diabetes med refilled yet?

06Aug#17
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YOU are the metastatic growth in the gaming industry; firing your ilk is chemotherapy.

06Aug#18
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Keep the layoffs coming: flood the streets with the tears of game journos and diversity hires.

06Aug#19
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Oh let me join the fun!
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[2025.08.06-01]
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Do these people ever get bored?
As if this BlueSky user genuinely wants civility...

[2025.08.06-03]
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So that's why the left are so eager to import the modern-day Visigoths in the West?
Because they all hate America with a passion that burns hotter than 1,000 suns.


[2025.08.06-04]
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Have you ever heard of Elf on the Shelf? I propose a story that reunites former Escapist Magazine cohorts Moviebob with Ben Croshaw. Its title: Nazi with a Yahtzee.



[2025.08.06-05]
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Question: Of which of Trump's predeessors do you speak, Bob? Fuckwit in Chief Biden or Supreme Deity Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name")?



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[2025.08.06-06] RFK Jr.
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I can't care less about Jr's ideology, whether his ideology stems from being ultra-privileged, or whether he envies his elder namesake for getting shot. His policies are mostly uninformed and chaotic, and this is a serious problem.
But when you compare RFKJr's policies to that of Moveibob, you soon find one of the two parties is a buffoon whose ideals are entirely antithetical to improving life in America. After you've done that, you then examine RFKJr's proposals.


[2025.08.06-08]
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2026 World Cup cities are scheduled to include Boston, Dallas, L.A., and San Francisco.

Given that these cities are Democrat strongholds, maybe moving the World Cup out of North America and the 2028 Olympics out of Los Angeles may not be such a bad idea afterall.



[2025.08.06-10]
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A good rule of thumb: Feel free to dump on Moviebob and Moviebob's living conditions, even if you've never visited Assholechusetts. That's essentially what Bob is implying here.



[2025.08.06-16] McD's Big Deal.
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Only thing missing is the celebratory Bob Chipman Meal...
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[2025.08.06-18]
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And if Moviebob gets laid off from The Film Theorists, then online film discourse will get substantially more intelligent.
 
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Some idiots may say "What's the problem? It is just gooner games!", but anyone saying that is moronically failing to extrapolate from this. Today they block sooner games, down the road they block self-defence manuals, then they block churches from taking payments.

If nobody stands up for the small stuff, the authoritarians (That means nasty people who want to tell you what to do and make sure you can't do anything they don't like) will force only what they approve of to be obtainable.

“The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.”​

― H.L. Mencken
 
I legitimately don't think capeshit has legs anymore. Outside of the occasional nostalgia grab, the trend has passed its peak. Like Westerns or musicals before it, audiences are simply moving on from both Marvel and DC, and Bob needs to learn to accept that now.
Even before the MCU, fantasy and sci-fi movies were big in the 90s and 2000s, only for something new to overshadow them.
06Aug#19
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Oh let me join the fun!
I'm surprised he didn't choose Mario 3.
 
06Aug#18
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Keep the layoffs coming: flood the streets with the tears of game journos and diversity hires.
Yet more ammo for Bob to use in the "I'm not a shitty critic, everyone is just out to get me" gun he likes to use to justify why his life didn't turn out how he wanted. Not sure how this is Trump's fault but Bob has some twisted logic in his mind to make it so.
I'm surprised he didn't choose Mario 3.
He might have thought he'd get made fun of and so went with something he thought would give him nerd cred. But no one cares about him now so it was a wasted lie.
 
07Aug#01
Robber barons
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07Aug#02
Robber baron presents robber baron some space-wasting knickknack, made in America, on a 24k gold stand.
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07Aug#03
Paul Ryan anticipates an AI boom which will lift up the American economy, but cautions about uncertainties and debt crisis.
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07Aug#04
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07Aug#06
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07Aug#08
NYT
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07Aug#09
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07Aug#10a
The left fights the Culture War, mano a mano.
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07Aug#10b
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07Aug#11
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You can tell he is a man just from how he applies nail vanish...
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...so why would he need an "abortion fund"?

07Aug#12
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Did Admiral Monke read my mind?


07Aug#13
The Rat bought NFL Network.
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07Aug#14a
Hank: "How about my favorite, Samoas?"
Colored Girl Scout: "Ah we don't have those".
Hank: *Disappointed look*
White Girl Scout: "Yeah we do; we just call them 'Caramel DeLite' now. It's my respect to the people of Samoa".
Hank: *Glares, looks at wife, then smiles* "That's a good change".
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07Aug#14b
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07Aug#15a
Zelda movie.
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07Aug#15b
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07Aug#16
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07Aug#17
Generative AI comforts the afflicted and afflicts the comfortable. And Bobby is smart because he has been a jerk since age 10.
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