Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Ya know with all this high school tier bullying going on, how long do we give it before Blob starts listening to Pumped Up Kicks, looking at maps of the next VidCon venue, and doing research on whether he can get a disney branded AR-15 with an extra loose trigger guard from amazon...
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With this, I feel like he would legit shoot up The Escapist out of all places for some reason.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Also, someone confronts Robert about the fact that he constantly searches his name on Twitter to find hate tweets about him:

Spoiler: Exposed

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1225739480348418049 (Archive)

So Robert Chipman wants us to know that searching his name on twitter is "useless". Does he realize that anyone can search twitter?
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I forgot that I followed this line and I'm actually willing to believe Bob that he didn't find the tweet by searching his name.

Woman on Twitter: "@the_moviebob Dude you searched ur name up too fin…

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And here's the original.

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "It's one word, and you're supposed to say it…

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So why do I say that Bob didn't search his name? I don't know what hffddffv was replying to as they protected their account quickly after Bob started throwing his corpulent weight around but I do know WHO they were replying to: One Ashleigh B Coffin, the real doll wife to Peter Coffin Bob so desperately wants.

People who are not regulars, make no mistake, Bob does search his name. He'll find no names like this poor sap who do not tag, are not following/followed by him, nor have any noticable, tangential relation with someone connected to Robert. I am also convinced he reads things like this thread. I think it was @Rei is shit that mentioned that Bob was using some word wrong (huge shocker I know), was making fun of him here and lo and behold Bob stopped using the word altogether. This case here is Bob stalking yet another woman who doesn't like him and hasn't been weirded out enough to block him, not that blocks stop Bob.

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Tough talk Robert... Are you sure you count amongst the ones who can thrive in such enviroment?

Because I hate to say it, dumbass, that the strucutre that these evolved international humans are going to live and work on are still very much paid by a national body, so withou any border restriction or fixated source of income, it becomes harder to tax and maintain these states where the superior humans are going to achieve a warp drive of something.

Which in turn will generate heavier taxes to accommodate a surplus of people on the stablished population to keep the system working. Sure, California generates a crazy amount of money, but all the state goverment agencies and structures as so beyond fucked that it's driving people out of the state in masses because the tax system can't assimilate the international economic system made by silicon valley enterprises.

And for a guy who had to sell his PS4 to pay his credit card, not to mention that he is losing money on patreon in a steady pace... If Boston ever become this beacon of international trading center of minds, Robert would be looking for cheap apartments in the heartland...

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "...some of us, in the other hand, WELCOME th…

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This is so rich coming from Bob "Twice Fired, Once Rehired" Chipman that it gave me diabetes.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

an extra loose trigger guard

Okay, that was really funny.

 

[King Dead]

Bob's response would just be: An anime? Go back loli lover or something like that

Which would be all the more ironic considering how Dr. Stone is basically a series tailor-made for Blobbo. Every story is basically "look at how cool science is," and the main conflict thus far more or less boils down to nerds vs. jocks, with the nerds clearly being the good side. I know it could sound insufferable when put that way, but it's hilarious and entertaining nonetheless. doesn't hurt that all the girls have big anime tiddies either

But the fact that Senku would even dare to claim that jocks have a place in a superior future would cause Bob to drop it immediately. He's so entrenched in his belief that anyone who's not a galaxy brain like himself is obsolete, he couldn't handle a series that's pretty much designed for him telling him otherwise.

 

[Rei is shit]

Still mad about this 6 fucking days later


Dont shit on Roberts superior jerb!


He wonders why no one sticks up for him


Hate boner rising


You may have noticed this orbiter replying to almost everything Robert posts. Turns out its a fucking furry


He/she xir also made a very long tweet stream explaining why they need money to go to a convention. It involves poly relationships, gaslighting, depression and just about every other buzzword you can think of.

Spoiler

https://archive.li/WXOzk

People who are not regulars, make no mistake, Bob does search his name. He'll find no names like this poor sap who do not tag, are not following/followed by him, nor have any noticable, tangential relation with someone connected to Robert. I am also convinced he reads things like this thread. I think it was @Rei is shit that mentioned that Bob was using some word wrong (huge shocker I know), was making fun of him here and lo and behold Bob stopped using the word altogether. This case here is Bob stalking yet another woman who doesn't like him and hasn't been weirded out enough to block him, not that blocks stop Bob.

It was submental, a word he loved to misuse every other day. I haven't seen him post it since I pointed out that Robert is an anti-Humbert-Humbert.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

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Tough talk Robert... Are you sure you count amongst the ones who can thrive in such enviroment?

Because I hate to say it, dumbass, that the strucutre that these evolved international humans are going to live and work on are still very much paid by a national body, so withou any border restriction or fixated source of income, it becomes harder to tax and maintain these states where the superior humans are going to achieve a warp drive of something.

Which in turn will generate heavier taxes to accommodate a surplus of people on the stablished population to keep the system working. Sure, California generates a crazy amount of money, but all the state goverment agencies and structures as so beyond fucked that it's driving people out of the state in masses because the tax system can't assimilate the international economic system made by silicon valley enterprises.

And for a guy who had to sell his PS4 to pay his credit card, not to mention that he is losing money on patreon in a steady pace... If Boston ever become this beacon of international trading center of minds, Robert would be looking for cheap apartments in the heartland...

As much as he talks up the digital nomad lifestyle, he sure as shit doesn't follow it. He hasn't even moved out of his own home town area. It's easy to idealize living like a migrant worker when you don't actually have to give up all your friends and posessions, and Bob doesn't even have friends or own anything worth a damn.

 

[vern]

Man, talk about cosmic coincidences. I generally watch Toonami on Saturday nights with some friends, and tonight's episode of Dr. Stone repeated more or less exactly what I said in my last post.

Spoiler: weeb shit

Basic overview if you're unaware of the plot: some mysterious energy causes every single person in the world to be turned to stone. 3700 years later, Senku, a brilliant teenage scientist, wakes up to discover civilization is gone, but decides to rebuild it from the ground up using his scientific know-how. He enlists the help of a village of descendants of the astronauts aboard the ISS who weren't turned to stone.

Anyway, on tonight's episode, Senku is exploring a cave with Magma, the strongest guy in the village and the man Senku managed to prevent from becoming the next village chieftain. He doesn't trust science and believes that only the strong should survive, and he hates the thought that the world Senku came from was ruled by the weak.

In response, Senku tells him that wasn't what it was like at all. Smart people could come up with a lot of things, but it took raw manpower and brawn to build those scientific and technological marvels. Only by working together could modern civilization be possible.

Weeb shit aside, if a manga/anime series for kids can simply articulate this incredibly basic fact, what does it say about Bob that he can't even fathom the concept?

I was somewhat tempted to mention the series when the anime got to the part about the village's origin

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I lost track off how many arguments I saw that sounded like they where coming straight from bobs mouth with the most common being along the lines of "well if their all descendants of astronauts, why are the living in the stone age after 3700 years and not a superior future technologically advanced society"

 

[Neko GF]

Robert gets assmad at someone for suggesting that the Sonic movie will outperform Birds of Prey:

Spoiler: "I'm not mad"- Robert

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1226587861677465601 (Archive)

A little tweet from one of Robert's whiteknights:

Spoiler: Why are people mean to Robert?

https://twitter.com/pixieofpolicy/status/1226446583857733632 (Archive)

A quick scroll through Robert's twitter feed should be a good enough explanation on why so many people dislike him. I sincerely hope that this person is just ignorant and doesn't actually agree with Robert's worldview.

Also, a spicy take on a Trump executive order on architecture.

Spoiler: Platonic Idealism bullshit

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1226601268870860802 (Archive)

 

[Quixotic Man]

Imagine thinking posting shit like this is going to make people want to go out and see the movie you are shilling.

 

[Mola Ram]

Imagine thinking posting shit like this is going to make people want to go out and see the movie you are shilling.

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But he's not a shill.

 

[The tired cat]

Robert gets assmad at someone for suggesting that the Sonic movie will outperform Birds of Prey:

Spoiler: "I'm not mad"- Robert

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Bobo, when did you ever play a Genesis? You admitted countless times that when it came to games, your only goal in life was to suck off Nintendo harder than a Vietnam prostitute.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Bob shilling for this makes me want to see it less.

 

[Rei is shit]

Also, a spicy take on a Trump executive order on architecture.

Spoiler: Platonic Idealism bullshit

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"Man" who's world view is low rent The Republic with himself as Socrates but is metaphorically and literally stuck in the (basement) cave complains about Platonic Idealism. And Roberts version of forms/ideals shit is fucking Mario being born in Brooklyn.

PS Neuroscience is blowing modernist architecture up.

 

[King Dead]

Also, a spicy take on a Trump executive order on architecture.

Spoiler: Platonic Idealism bullshit

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I'm sorry, but when they tried to claim that the OK sign and drinking milk and fucking reading books were all white supremacist dogwhistles, I stopped listening. These people see boogeymen around every corner. Most of them were just 4chan trolls, the rest were dumbfucks grasping at straws. It's not too much to ask for a consistent, traditional design throughout our nation's capital since most of those buildings have been there for well over a century, if not two.

PS Neuroscience is blowing modernist architecture up.

I would like to know more.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Robert gets assmad at someone for suggesting that the Sonic movie will outperform Birds of Prey:

Spoiler: "I'm not mad"- Robert

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Go ahead, Robert. Tell us how close the Super Mario Bros. movie was faithful to the source material. I'll wait.

(Kind of fitting that he looks like a Goomba from that film.)

 

[Emperor Julian]

Bob shilling for this makes me want to see it less.

His taste is so bad he's occasionally made me reconsider my views of films if I agreed with him. For example Scott Pilgrims soundtrack isnt to my taste.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Imagine thinking posting shit like this is going to make people want to go out and see the movie you are shilling.

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Her facial expressions remind me of Rita Repulsa at the start of the Power Rangers intro.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob is gonna be pissed.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Joker didn’t win best picture (it’s not best picture worthy) but man the salt would have been worth it. At least we have best actor, though. Especially since Black Panther won very little last year .

After last year, it was obvious Bong Rip Korean would take home everything as the academy has to go for the woke.

 

[Adamska]

Imagine thinking posting shit like this is going to make people want to go out and see the movie you are shilling.

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How are they this bad on advertising? How do they keep finding ways to make this film look like "Nope, not watching" each and every time?

Bobo, when did you ever play a Genesis? You admitted countless times that when it came to games, your only goal in life was to suck off Nintendo harder than a Vietnam prostitute.

That's a very good point given he very clearly bought into the console wars between Sega and Nintendo during this time. Might want to rethink hot takes when you accidentally revealed how fucked your life was Bobby.