Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"woke fascism" is a pretty good way to describe Bob's politics.
Oh, woke isn't a real word now? I know this cycle.

Twitter leftists use a word to describe themselves =>
Word organically takes on a negative meaning due to their consistently shitty and hypocritical behavior =>
Word is now inconvenient and must be discarded, cue gaslighting "umm ackshually that was never a real word / has always been an alt-right dogwhistle" (we are here) =>
Make up or co-opt a new word, learn nothing
 
Of course he doesn't give a fuck about the stock market. From one of his old tweets:

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Guess bobby got his wish.

With any luck, the great Globalist Experiment will soon be over:


Who would have been able to guess that having a third world Communist country as a major labor pool would result in your country developing the same problems that a third world Communist country has? The Coronovirus is a watershed moment. It's not some oopsie that can be swept aside within a few months so that China's huge maw can start spewing out inexpensive plastic tchotchkies again. It's a sign that the Globalist experiment has failed. That a world without borders cannot exist unless a large amount of its GDP gets funneled towards a healthcare system that can handle the regular importation of superbugs. Once this plague is over, large parts of the world's economy will be bruised and broken, as people who had to take a month (or more) off to quarantine will have to deal with the loss of a substantial amount of income and/or business. There's no plowing ahead with the globalist experiment after this. There will be a lot of angry Americans who will need jobs and aid, and they'll have very little patience for a corpulent shill who thinks they should all be thrown to the dogs so that his beloved Third World dopamine machine can once again fire up and start generating his cheap consoomables.

I hate to waste my precious righteous indignation on Bob, or feel anything opportunistic about the world's current circumstances, but it's going to be damn satisfying to see MovieBob's rapacious dreams for a globalist superior future going down in flames...
 
I guess it really doesn't matter who Bob roots for. Because this dude did literal black face a bunch of times and has (IIRC) done shit to the Canadian natives.
To be fair, Truddies black face was pretty funny. And the way they brought it up was perfect. As he was saying sorry for the first, the second got dropped...then the third lol.

Bob is a fake woke. He is a pile of trash that believes in self supperiority through "intelectual tweets". As long as it is a negative towards trump/republicans, yoy could advocate killing black babies and he would be high fiving you.
 
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This is a quintessential Bob take on the economy. Bob sees a trade war developing, ignores the very real pain it would cause American workers, and airily hand-waves it away with "Desperate times and all that". It's hugely reminiscent of American commies similarly hand-waving away the Soviet gulag system and Stalinism as "Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet." Note also the date. The economy was roaring along in May 2018. The economy would continue going gangbusters until a Black Swan event hit. Looks like the "dumbfucks" chose the correct path, and no one came close to "kicking our economy in the balls".

Also, this tweet neatly encapsulates Bob's total ignorance about the economy, tariffs, globalism, and politics. It's all just magic to Bob.
 
Moviebob doesn't even try to hide his perverse creepiness.

He makes my skin crawl and I'm a guy.

I have infinate sympathy for Women when their exists the possibility of having that thing or Dobson inside you squirting into your body, your form breached by that pntificating slug. fuck an ugly woman and you're good once you shower and confirm you're clean but getting into a drunken tumble with a Bob Chipman and your stuck with the knowlegue his flesh and dna have been in you.

Considering his dietry and personal habits it wouldnt surprise he stinks something fierce.
 
But how will Kinetoscope Rupert CONSOOM if Corona-chan closes his precious theaters that give him slop from his corporate masters?
Considering he’s tepid with streaming, I could imagine he’ll whine about being bored there’s no Marvel movies since a year and a half now it’s more likely Black Widow gets pushed back to November and have Eternals pushed back to 2021. Either way, he’ll be ignorant on how the Corona is fucking Hollywood hard, especially Disney.
 
Considering he’s tepid with streaming, I could imagine he’ll whine about being bored there’s no Marvel movies since a year and a half now it’s more likely Black Widow gets pushed back to November and have Eternals pushed back to 2021. Either way, he’ll be ignorant on how the Corona is fucking Hollywood hard, especially Disney.

Now I just imagine between his tweeting Bobo flails his hands yelling "BOBO THE FAT WANT MAHVEL MOVIE!!!! BOBO THE FAT IS ELITE AND DEMANDS MOVIE AND MO PIE!!!!"
 
He constantly horny posts about lesbians and hits on that fake tits chinese cyborg. IDK how he hasn't been cancelled yet.
I think Bob's too irrelevant to cancel. Most of the rest of the indie hipster clique ignores him after he got fired from the Escapist the first time, and the only people who cared enough about him to give him a platform post-firing he's either burned bridges with (such as Devin Faraci of Birth.Movies.Death, by making his one and only submission post-firing a tantrum about GamerGate, and Geek.com hasn't been hosting his videos in almost a year), or they all but left the industry after crossing Zoe Quinn, as is the case with Susan Arendt and her husband, Russ Pitts. His username mentions on twitter seem mostly split between dirtbag left teenage boys praising him and anime avatars/anonymous accounts mocking him. He doesn't have anything to motivate a canceling beyond being cringe. He isn't famous/rich enough for the one who canceled him to benefit from it, nor does he have the influence for anyone to think he's enough of a menace that he must be canceled for the public good.
 
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I think he'll still be tweeting about the joker when he is hooked up to oxygen in a tent hospital
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So he'll still be Tweeting about it in five years? Badum tsh!

And that take. People being angry that superhero movies were too stripped down and realistic? When? When has that ever been a major thing? Tim Burton's Batman? Christopher Reeve's Superman? The first two X-Men movies? He uses Batman Begins of all things as an example, when that movie was a extremely well received and considered a huge improvement over the previous, much less realistic entry in the franchise. How many people were hung up on the Lazarus Pits? A few hopeless dorks who were a small minority, and I wouldn't be surprised if Robert was one of them.
 
So he'll still be Tweeting about it in five years? Badum tsh!

And that take. People being angry that superhero movies were too stripped down and realistic? When? When has that ever been a major thing? Tim Burton's Batman? Christopher Reeve's Superman? The first two X-Men movies? He uses Batman Begins of all things as an example, when that movie was a extremely well received and considered a huge improvement over the previous, much less realistic entry in the franchise. How many people were hung up on the Lazarus Pits? A few hopeless dorks who were a small minority, and I wouldn't be surprised if Robert was one of them.
He's grasping at straws to try and prove why everyone but his tastes are wrong.
 
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