Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Count groudon]

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Apparently, fictional stories must NEVER portray horrible things and be whitewashed and idealized, because where else will the plebeians get their morals (besides, it's not like GoT depicts loads of other horrific things, so why's misogyny off the table?).

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He looks like an amalgamation of every annoying fat kid I knew in grade school.

In a fictional fantasy setting filled with murder, treachery, incest, political corruption, torture, and war, the thing the woke crowd are throwing hissy fits about is the fact that women are sometimes treated unfairly in the series.

 

[A Random]

EDIT: Just watched through the video (well skimmed through it) and I saw he did mention Crash Bandicoot (and Croc too) as the mediocre platformers that were inspired by Sonic. I'm curious, does Bob even know about Crash Bandicoot's comeback or does he not care because it's not Mario or Bubsy?

Croc?

CROC?!

The Yoshi game that wasn't because Nintendo decided to stop playing ball is treated as a Sonic clone of the kind he hates?

Jeez, fatass doesn't need to like Croc, but he shouldn't be THIS ignorant!

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Come to think of it, his Terminator pitch was basically this:

but framed in a positive light.

Bob confirmed for Skynet drone.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Come on Bob, I thought Nationalism was a thing of the past.

Calling everyone you don't like the most horrible slurs is obscene.

He's just upset that he can't ride a jet ski without breaking it.

 

[Mr. Duck]

EDIT: Just watched through the video (well skimmed through it) and I saw he did mention Crash Bandicoot (and Croc too) as the mediocre platformers that were inspired by Sonic. I'm curious, does Bob even know about Crash Bandicoot's comeback or does he not care because it's not Mario or Bubsy?

He included quite a few characters that had good (or even great depending on your taste) games like Sparkster, Klonoa, Jazz Jackrabbit, etc.

But the funniest part is that he included Monty Mole on that list, a character that predates Sonic by 7 years and who's last game was made a year before Sonic 1 came out, so it can't be considered a Sonic ripoff at all.

It really shows how Bob doesn't know jack shit about anything beyond 8 and 16-bit console games.

 

[Positron]

If your overview of console platformers doesn't include Ghosts n' Goblins, you have no taste.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Come on Bob, I thought Nationalism was a thing of the past.
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Calling everyone you don't like the most horrible slurs is obscene.
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He's just upset that he can't ride a jet ski without breaking it.
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He retweeted. Does that mean he agrees?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Before you say "Isn't Bob white?" Consider that his skin's piss yellow at this point.

Also, he's an expert at interior decorating apparently.

He included quite a few characters that had good (or even great depending on your taste) games like Sparkster, Klonoa, Jazz Jackrabbit, etc.

But the funniest part is that he included Monty Mole on that list, a character that predates Sonic by 7 years and who's last game was made a year before Sonic 1 came out, so it can't be considered a Sonic ripoff at all.

It really shows how Bob doesn't know jack shit about anything beyond 8 and 16-bit console games.

Someone said this before, but you can count the amount of non-Mario games he's played that came out in the past 15 years on one hand.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Does Bob have a degree?
Did he study film or anything?
Or did he just get lucky and start doing this when everyone thought fat guys screaming about movies was interesting?

 

[Positron]

Nouveau riche?! Just months ago he was complaining how Trump wouldn't be where he was if his folks didn't give him millions of dollars.

(Actually the decor isn't bad at all -- and I speak for one who don't think much of opulence. The orange-rose color theme is very inviting and comforting.)

 

[Clay Claymore]

Does Bob have a degree?
Did he study film or anything?
Or did he just get lucky and start doing this when everyone thought fat guys screaming about movies was interesting?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe Bobbo has a degree in "Interactive Fine Arts," or something like that. I think he's just mad that those "white people who are stupid to be republicans" majored in something that'll actually get them real jobs that'll make a real difference.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Yeah I'd pay real money to see if he can explain the Peace of Westphalia and its importance to history.

Off topic, but that was the treaty that kept the Protestant and Catholic member states of the Holy Roman Empire from killing each other, right?

Or... wait. No. I mean, yes. It did that, but it effectively dissolved the Empire.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If I'm not mistaken, I believe Bobbo has a degree in "Interactive Fine Arts," or something like that. I think he's just mad that those "white people who are stupid to be republicans" majored in something that'll actually get them real jobs that'll make a real difference.

From the fat man himself:

My college degree, officially, describes me as having earned a B.A. in Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications, which essentially means I took painting, drawing and design classes, learned how to convert those skills into digital form and also took a set of film and journalism classes.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/moviesandtv/columns/moviebob/10057-Save-the-Date (https://archive.is/cL2nl)

 

[Positron]

The visuals in his videos are an eyesore. We should find out about his alma mater and warn people.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob has another rant, and it's more monotonous than ever:

 

[Ntwadumela]

Bob has another rant, and it's more monotonous than ever:
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Someone clearly hasn't seen the Ottoman Empire

 

[Mola Ram]

TIL Bob's degree is one step above a major in Underwater Basket Weaving.

 

[Positron]

TIL Bob's degree is one step above a major in Underwater Basket Weaving.

Nah he'd at least get some physical exercise weaving baskets underwater.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob's one of those white virtue signalers who deep down probably wouldn't want to be within 30 ft. of an actual black person irl.

 

[McGregor]

God this guy is dumb. Just dumb.

"All the 'whites' can't compete with the other races!" "Your jobs are going or gone and aren't coming back!" Well which the fuck is it already? Pick one. Either there is no market to compete in, or the POCs are taking all the jobs. Can't be both, unless it's Bob telling the story. Good lord...

And do you know what the worst part is? I think he actually believes this shit. He'll seriously tell you 1+1=3 in one breath then go back to 2 in the next. Wild shit from that man.