Bob Saget Grieving Thread - We are not even ten days in

[White Devil]

The cops let her get away with it because she's a celebrity.

That sounds... unlikely.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

That sounds... unlikely.

Not at all. In case you're not a us citizen american cops are notoriously corrupt and the higher ups usually have plenty of skeletons in the closet to threaten blackmail in case they don't take bribes. Celebrities are also held to a much different standard than normal people as well. When you combine at minimum these two factors it's not so nearly as far fetched as you think, and then there's what we don't know that's also factored in in favor of disappearing evidence etc.

Just take a look at their pictures as adults. They look like absolute soulless ghouls and if that heath ledger thing is true... sickening.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

That sounds... unlikely.

Not at all. In case you're not a us citizen american cops are notoriously corrupt and the higher ups usually have plenty of skeletons in the closet to threaten blackmail in case they don't take bribes. Celebrities are also held to a much different standard than normal people as well. When you combine at minimum these two factors it's not so nearly as far fetched as you think, and then there's what we don't know that's also factored in in favor of disappearing evidence etc.

Just take a look at their pictures as adults. They look like absolute soulless ghouls and if that heath ledger thing is true... sickening.

The Olsen twins have a LOT of power. One of them married an old french billionaire from an aristocratic family. She basically married into the upper tier of the elite. There is no fucking way the cops are going to mess with them.
The sister that found Heath called like 5 people to ask how to cover it up BEFORE she called paramedics and the cops. That should have been a charge right there.

 

[Oats12345]

The Olsen twins have a LOT of power. One of them married an old french billionaire from an aristocratic family. She basically married into the upper tier of the elite. There is no fucking way the cops are going to mess with them.
The sister that found Heath called like 5 people to ask how to cover it up BEFORE she called paramedics and the cops. That should have been a charge right there.

Who would have thought the two twin sisters that my sister was obsessed with and had all their videos would become such powerful women.

 

[SofondaCox]

While Artie fuckin Lang and Stanhope continue to lurch around unabated... and thank goodness for that.

RIP, Bob. You were funny, and funny isn't welcome here anymore.

 

[White Devil]

The Olsen twins have a LOT of power. One of them married an old french billionaire from an aristocratic family. She basically married into the upper tier of the elite. There is no fucking way the cops are going to mess with them.
The sister that found Heath called like 5 people to ask how to cover it up BEFORE she called paramedics and the cops. That should have been a charge right there.

That's not because they're famous then, it's because they can pay people off.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

I remember them being shilled literally everywhere as a kid. Toys, movies, contests, you name it. Then as adults they sort of fell off the radar for me until I saw them as adults and like I said before they look absolutely ghoulish.

Who was marketing them so aggressively though? Mom and dad? Hollywood? I fully expected them to become a dime a dozen burnout or a quiet fade-away, instead they're practically liches.

EDIT: Is there any evidence to her actually asking around to on how to clean up the crime scene before she called paramedics? I mean if that much is being said then maybe there's still something floating around somewhere.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I once thought Bob Saget and Stephen Colbert were the same person and that Colbert was a character act created by Saget.

They had similar appearances in my opinion.

Around the same time, Martin Short did something like that. He wore a fat suit and became a different act known as Jiminy Glick.

 

[sedoL]

Anyone still have the original?