Bob's filing cabinet

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Marvin said:
Eh, I've missed bills myself. I don't think Chris will encounter any serious consequences from missing payments.
Heh, did you ever tell your creditor that trolls hacked your account, and had a new TV and a bunch of PS3 game delivered to your house? I'd love to see Chris trying to explain Megan and Snyder to some poor bastard earning 75 rupees an hour at a call center in Calcutta.

If it only happens a few times, I think he'll be able to stay above water. Routine seems to be one of those things Chris is good at, so hopefully his greed or laziness doesn't sabotage it for him.

This tiny voice in the back of my psyche hopes Bob used some of his reasonably-high intellect to set up some kind of managed fund for his disabled son. He managed to get Chris set up with the tugboat, so I think he'd be quite capable of track down a few different options - even if not out of love for Chris, but for a tax break while he was alive.

But, considering his final years, and how his family went to great lengths to cut him out for some unknown reason, I could also accept Bob taking out a second mortgage on the home, blowing it all on his BMW and Burger King, and saying "fuck it" to Barb, Chris, his estranged kids, and the rest of the world. Further considering his final months, where he sat in a hoard while being tormented by bugs, I wouldn't blame him. Hell, it's what I'd do.
 
GFYS said:
Marvin said:
Eh, I've missed bills myself. I don't think Chris will encounter any serious consequences from missing payments.
Heh, did you ever tell your creditor that trolls hacked your account, and had a new TV and a bunch of PS3 game delivered to your house? I'd love to see Chris trying to explain Megan and Snyder to some poor bastard earning 75 rupees an hour at a call center in Calcutta.
Well, back in the day, Chris used the same password for everything. Trolls got into all his accounts and called it hacking. Like, a lot of the time, people think that Chris blaming the trolls is just him lying. It rarely is a lie. And when it is a lie, Chris usually makes it up on the spot and acts shifty and nervous.

GFYS said:
If it only happens a few times, I think he'll be able to stay above water. Routine seems to be one of those things Chris is good at, so hopefully his greed or laziness doesn't sabotage it for him.
That's more or less what I think. I think he'd start paying and be bled dry after awhile. After he's between a rock and a hard place, he'd probably start spending his money more carefully, but bitch constantly about it in the process on facebook.

He really seems to me to be more solid at doing things he's forced to do, either by Barb or by circumstance. He'll do it adequately, but really whine to anyone on his facebook who'll listen.

Of course, there are chances he'll fuck up or miss something in the mail or things like that. I think those are more likely to be causes of him fucking up than him just being lazy or rebellious or greedy. I'd say there's probably a 70:30 chance, Chris paying his bills on his own : Chris substantially fucking up paying bills.
 
I don't think Chris can really fuck up paying bills now unless he falls for those get 8 cds for 4 dollars scam or girls gone wild. Most of the bills have an auto-pay function which takes out the money automatically from the bank account. The rest which would be property tax and stuff like that wouldn't be that hard to memorize and pay. Chris probably won't have a problem paying bills, but he's going to be mad when his tugboat is much less due to them. A man must be able to buy video games and the requisite DLC!
 
I was just thinking, if the keys are lost, couldn't he just picklock the filing cabinet? Then again, it could be TOO MUCH HARD WORK AND STRESS.
 
Stratochu said:
If you guys get the autism papers and report cards, and they are in the cabinet where Bob's financial papers are, they really need to be scanned, uploaded to here and the wiki, and transcripts & commentary made.

If there's a copy of the school report where Chris had to be restrained during one of his tard rages (and dare I to hope, even a cassette copy of the audio the teachers recorded, which Bob may have kept for lawsuit purposes?), it would'nt be A-Logging to want that to leak, would it? If he can make audio CDs, then he should have the ability to rip that cassette to .mp3
 
Metasync said:
I was just thinking, if the keys are lost, couldn't he just picklock the filing cabinet? Then again, it could be TOO MUCH HARD WORK AND STRESS.

It's a file cabinet bro, anyone but Chris could get into in five minutes with a power drill.
 
waffle said:
Metasync said:
I was just thinking, if the keys are lost, couldn't he just picklock the filing cabinet? Then again, it could be TOO MUCH HARD WORK AND STRESS.

It's a file cabinet bro, anyone but Chris could get into in five minutes with a power drill.

You mean awkwardly slamming a rock against it won't work?
 
waffle said:
Metasync said:
I was just thinking, if the keys are lost, couldn't he just picklock the filing cabinet? Then again, it could be TOO MUCH HARD WORK AND STRESS.

It's a file cabinet bro, anyone but Chris could get into in five minutes with a power drill.

If Chris wanted the Hulkster's help in getting it open, brother, the Hulkster would gladly help him. The Hulkster would grab that lock with the 24-inch pythons and rip it right off the cabinet. No lock is strong enough to withstand the power of Hulkamania, man.
 
Zim said:
As for the bills, he'll probably get most of them in on time. However, I hope he's learning a little bit about budgeting because I can see him getting depressed and spending all the tugboat in a few weeks and be really short the rest of the month.

In reality, who knows what will happen? Has Chris not shocked any of us at least once with his ability to fail at mundane things? :briefs:

I dunno, the way I see it, Chris has gotten away with not doing shit because he was brought up in an environment where this was enabled, and in many cases, expected of him. Chris has never been incapable of taking on a lot of adult responsibilities before, he just chose not to and Borb allowed it.
When his back's to the wall, he can and will do this stuff, and Chris knows he can't wheedle his way out of paying bills. His main issue will likely be keeping tabs on his balance and ensuring that the money's there before the transfer's come out.

One thing he needs to do is stay away from hire purchase schemes and credit cards. He understands the reality of bills, but the long term consequences of these other things still seem to escape him.
 
Yea, but what one thing people do if Barb does pass away and the house somehow gets abandoned is urban explorers do explore abandoned places and most likely someone would bust open the filing cabinet to see whats in there, but one has to be careful with that if place isn't structurally sound.
 
theobservdr said:
Yea, but what one thing people do if Barb does pass away and the house somehow gets abandoned is urban explorers do explore abandoned places and most likely someone would bust open the filing cabinet to see whats in there, but one has to be careful with that if place isn't structurally sound.

Field agents would be there immediately. There is a goldmine of relics crap that people will shell out money for.
 
It would be fun to see videos on YouTube and photos on DevianTART and Flickr titled "Chris-chan's abandoned house" and finally get to see inside 14BC. And I would go in there if only to go into Chris-chan's bedroom and Bob's shed.
 
CatParty said:
theobservdr said:
Yea, but what one thing people do if Barb does pass away and the house somehow gets abandoned is urban explorers do explore abandoned places and most likely someone would bust open the filing cabinet to see whats in there, but one has to be careful with that if place isn't structurally sound.

Field agents would be there immediately. There is a goldmine of relics crap that people will shell out money for.

So it'd be like the beginning of Indiana Jones with the Autism Papers as the relic and the bugs as the natives?

Also 14BC tours could be lucrative.
 
Anon said:
CatParty said:
theobservdr said:
Yea, but what one thing people do if Barb does pass away and the house somehow gets abandoned is urban explorers do explore abandoned places and most likely someone would bust open the filing cabinet to see whats in there, but one has to be careful with that if place isn't structurally sound.

Field agents would be there immediately. There is a goldmine of relics crap that people will shell out money for.

So it'd be like the beginning of Indiana Jones with the Autism Papers as the relic and the bugs as the natives?

Also 14BC tours could be lucrative.

More like STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl with the field agents being stalkers braving the horrors of the zone and the foul mutated beasts lurking within to retrieve priceless artifacts
 
Yea it would be interesting, if it gets abandoned, that house will be looted of anything and everything of value, though people who do go into abandoned places tend to take the copper wiring... or if they notice the Sony TV or PS3 they may take that as well.
 
Stratochu said:
I really hope that once Barb passes and assuming Chris inherits it outright or Cole gives his half of the house ownership to Chris out of his need for it, Rocky will help get 14BC fixed up to the minimum with possible help from the church and some sacrifices from the tugboat and Barb's savings (like new roof and missing windows replaced, appliances replaced with Goodwill appliances in decent working order or from a used-appliance store (there has to be one in R-Ville, C-Ville or both), gets the hoard removed by Junk-B-Gone or a similar service (Chris could probably clear the parts of the hoard in the bathrooms and his bedroom out and give it to the junk removal workers), and gets 14BC treated for spiders, bedbugs, ants, fleas and roaches, which is what I think the infestation is.

He could then look on Craigslist, take the Dodge van to places where there is free or cheap furniture and have a neighbor help him bring it in. Once 14BC is fixed up enough to be more or less livable but not pretty and the yard is taken care of, neighbors may help him with moving in furniture and the lawn, he could get CollegePro to paint the house for not much money (like half a tugboat or his survivor benefit payment from Bob's tugboat), he could paint the shutters, stairs and door himself with Krylon spray cans, and Rocky or another person from church (methinks his epistle is fairly old and he has gone back from time to time) could hook him up with automatic bill-paying and some supports. The tugboat would be mostly reserved for general needs, he could get food stamps fairly easily, but he could get Netflix instead of cable (costs way less) and focus mostly on playing used games from Goodwill and what he already has from PSN. Also, he should sell the Cadillac and BMW and keep the Dodge van.

Chris is trainable with the right assistance and with compassion, and 14BC can be fixed up into a marginal but livable place. He may eventually be able to meet someone who could be a girlfriend of sorts if he is given the opportunity to go to meet & greet groups with other autistic people... like Marvin says, what he says and what he actually does are 2 different things.

edit: as to how I know this... I am autistic as well (finally admitting it, my special interests are electronics, cars and crime), but received early intervention and treatment through the Denver public-school system draw a tugboat with added benefits from a parent, albeit caused by retirement and not death, have participated in autism meet & greet meetings, and am entering a vocational rehabilitation program. I could have EASILY ended up like Chris had I not been given treatment, and I know several cases of people like Chris who were trainable & reasonably successful once their parents passed on.

/end derailment

This is all good sentiment, and some good ideas, but Chris is lazy as shit.

Stratochu said:
And AFAIK the reason Chris gets a bigger tugboat from Bob's demise but won't from Barb's is because I think Barb lives on a pension from Virginia Power (which is most likely a state job and a union job, so there is a pension involved), and not on a federal tugboat like Chris or a GE pension, patent royalties and Social Security retirement tugboat like Bob (which is how he could afford a Jaguar and a BMW).

I don't think Bob got patent royalties. They probably go to GE. Not entirely sure about this though.

introman said:
I don't think Chris can really fuck up paying bills now unless he falls for those get 8 cds for 4 dollars scam or girls gone wild. Most of the bills have an auto-pay function which takes out the money automatically from the bank account. The rest which would be property tax and stuff like that wouldn't be that hard to memorize and pay. Chris probably won't have a problem paying bills, but he's going to be mad when his tugboat is much less due to them. A man must be able to buy video games and the requisite DLC!

I remember some Mumble chat where Barb came in and was haranguing him in the background about not paying bills and accusing him of lying about paying bills.

BurtyDrappedCreifs said:
Stratochu said:
If you guys get the autism papers and report cards, and they are in the cabinet where Bob's financial papers are, they really need to be scanned, uploaded to here and the wiki, and transcripts & commentary made.

If there's a copy of the school report where Chris had to be restrained during one of his tard rages (and dare I to hope, even a cassette copy of the audio the teachers recorded, which Bob may have kept for lawsuit purposes?), it would'nt be A-Logging to want that to leak, would it? If he can make audio CDs, then he should have the ability to rip that cassette to .mp3

That's not going to be released; it's a private school record, assuming it still exists (doubtful), and assuming it ever existed in the first place.

theobservdr said:
Yea, but what one thing people do if Barb does pass away and the house somehow gets abandoned is urban explorers do explore abandoned places and most likely someone would bust open the filing cabinet to see whats in there, but one has to be careful with that if place isn't structurally sound.

Do people do this in houses, other than just to steal stuff?
 
Yea, or vandalize it, me and a friend went to an abandoned house, to see what there was, and vandalism on the walls, broken windows, and mess in kitchen and bathroom.... but come to think about it, Chris's house is pretty much the same but the place I went to we had to be a bit more careful if it wasn't structurally sound.

There was another house, but for some strange reason... I think the street got developed or something but I can't seem to find the location anymore and it had some pretty cool stuff in it according to the photos, like a computer (which I bet works and some other stuff but I think people looted it and construction crews tore down the house to build factories in the area.)
 
Holdek said:
I don't think Bob got patent royalties. They probably go to GE. Not entirely sure about this though.

Unless corporate practices have changed dramatically since Bob was employed as an engineer, then this is correct. Anything designed using company resources and on company time is usually deemed the legal intellectual property of the company. He may have been credited on the patent, but the patent holder would still be General Electric.
 
somejerk said:
Holdek said:
I don't think Bob got patent royalties. They probably go to GE. Not entirely sure about this though.

Unless corporate practices have changed dramatically since Bob was employed as an engineer, then this is correct. Anything designed using company resources and on company time is usually deemed the legal intellectual property of the company. He may have been credited on the patent, but the patent holder would still be General Electric.



ORIGINAL PLASTIC MOLDINGS DO NOT STEAL.
 
somejerk said:
Unless corporate practices have changed dramatically since Bob was employed as an engineer, then this is correct. Anything designed using company resources and on company time is usually deemed the legal intellectual property of the company. He may have been credited on the patent, but the patent holder would still be General Electric.
"My father took de uh, company machinery and the research the company had invested in the uh- area and COMBINED them into his OWN, ORIGINAL plastic mouldings"
 
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