Bob's Perspective

[QI 541]

Also, from either Bob or Barb I can't remember, "Get your black ass back in the gutter!" Something along those lines. That always really offended me. Admittedly probably more than it should.

That was [cwc]Barbara Chandler[/cwc]. prank call seems to be gone though.

Bob did say "Get your black ass..." Barb said "I ain't got no black ass!", in response to a soundboard of Bob. Why she didn't recognize her husband's voice is anyone's guess.

While the "black ass" comment is questionable, if Bob was a huge racist there are more colorful (heh) terms he could of used.

The same goes for the "white house" joke. That joke is more offensive in its blandness than any racial insensitively. It's possible Bob had more raunchier jokes, but Chris didn't want to share them because he didn't understand them, or even he has limits.

I guess what I'm saying is that if Bob was racist, he was the laziest racist around.

Most racists don't really go around sprouting racist terms around in public anyways, unless they're anonymous on the internet.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Bob did no such thing. He taught his son to lie, cheat the system, steal whenever it was convenient, treat the rest of the world like they were automatically enemies unless they went out of their way to placate him, and most importantly, Bob taught Chris to be an eternal victim and demand entitlement. Bob was a terrible parent; we may appreciate the fact that he didn't put up with Chris crying like a baby the way Barb does, but that's quite overshadowed by all the other deplorable behavior he taught Chris to think is okay.

This instantly reminded me of Chris' "wheeling and dealing". This was posted on another thread (can't remember which one, or who posted it, sorry). It's part of Jackie E-mails 15:

For your information... A) the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a spot of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit. Toys 'R' Us had Borderlands for PS3 for a lower price than the current $39.99 price at Best Buy; I paid 20.98 for it at T.R.U. After that, I took the game to Best Buy, told them I received it as a gift and got the store credit of 41.??, THEN I got what I really wanted, Resident Evil 5 G.E. and a 10 dollar PSN Card, but even the two items would still leave me with some credit, so I added the Silent Hill movie, and paid the 3 dollar difference in cash. R.E.5.G.E. was on sale for 10 less than normal this week for 29.99, it was now PSMove Compatible, I wanted a good shooter for the Move, and I had heard a LOT of good things about the game long before as well. I just wanted the PSP version of ModNation as well, after enjoying the PS3 version as well. The "NDS Flaw" item was a Nintendo DSi game titled "System Flaw". I got it the same day I got the Zoom Case.

Yeah, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

This has always bugged me. Just douchey, douchey shit from Chris. Given he probably one of many that do this but it's just dick to do.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Bob did no such thing. He taught his son to lie, cheat the system, steal whenever it was convenient, treat the rest of the world like they were automatically enemies unless they went out of their way to placate him, and most importantly, Bob taught Chris to be an eternal victim and demand entitlement. Bob was a terrible parent; we may appreciate the fact that he didn't put up with Chris crying like a baby the way Barb does, but that's quite overshadowed by all the other deplorable behavior he taught Chris to think is okay.

This instantly reminded me of Chris' "wheeling and dealing". This was posted on another thread (can't remember which one, or who posted it, sorry). It's part of Jackie E-mails 15:

For your information... A) the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a spot of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit. Toys 'R' Us had Borderlands for PS3 for a lower price than the current $39.99 price at Best Buy; I paid 20.98 for it at T.R.U. After that, I took the game to Best Buy, told them I received it as a gift and got the store credit of 41.??, THEN I got what I really wanted, Resident Evil 5 G.E. and a 10 dollar PSN Card, but even the two items would still leave me with some credit, so I added the Silent Hill movie, and paid the 3 dollar difference in cash. R.E.5.G.E. was on sale for 10 less than normal this week for 29.99, it was now PSMove Compatible, I wanted a good shooter for the Move, and I had heard a LOT of good things about the game long before as well. I just wanted the PSP version of ModNation as well, after enjoying the PS3 version as well. The "NDS Flaw" item was a Nintendo DSi game titled "System Flaw". I got it the same day I got the Zoom Case.

Yeah, the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.

This has always bugged me. Just douchey, douchey shit from Chris. Given he probably one of many that do this but it's just dick to do.

He's noble like Optimus Prime, remember.

I always tried to be a good and nice person for a long time.

From his recent letter to his church congregation.

For me, it's the sheer pride he takes, in what is essentially committing fraud. Of all his traits, the sanctimonious, smug superiority is one that irritates me the most. Particularly as it's quite obviously misplaced.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

This has always bugged me. Just douchey, douchey shit from Chris. Given he probably one of many that do this but it's just dick to do.

He's noble like Optimus Prime, remember.

I always tried to be a good and nice person for a long time.

From his recent letter to his church congregation.

For me, it's the sheer pride he takes, in what is essentially committing fraud. Of all his traits, the sanctimonious, smug superiority is one that irritates me the most. Particularly as it's quite obviously misplaced.

Yeah, a lot of people would probably take advantage if Best Buy or some other store goofed up and offered them a deal they didn't mean to. But the reason to call Chris out on it is that he is always so sure that he is pure, perfect, and never commits any wrong. He thinks he can "wheel and deal" and somehow it's not wrong to lie, cheat, and steal from Best Buy or whoever.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

This has always bugged me. Just douchey, douchey shit from Chris. Given he probably one of many that do this but it's just dick to do.

He's noble like Optimus Prime, remember.

I always tried to be a good and nice person for a long time.

From his recent letter to his church congregation.

For me, it's the sheer pride he takes, in what is essentially committing fraud. Of all his traits, the sanctimonious, smug superiority is one that irritates me the most. Particularly as it's quite obviously misplaced.

Yeah, a lot of people would probably take advantage if Best Buy or some other store goofed up and offered them a deal they didn't mean to. But the reason to call Chris out on it is that he is always so sure that he is pure, perfect, and never commits any wrong. He thinks he can "wheel and deal" and somehow it's not wrong to lie, cheat, and steal from Best Buy or whoever.

Exactly, and I would normally associate the term "wheeling and dealing" with the act of spotting a bargain and selling it on for it's true worth, basically what an antiques dealer does. Chris just plain lied about the game originally coming from the store he returned it to and the reason for "returning" it in the first place. I'm also surprised that he didn't need to provide some sort of proof of purchase as well, this suggests that he's a known customer and they simply trusted in his integrity. If that's the case then you can also add the fact that he took advantage of somebody who trusted him. Optimus Prime would not be impressed Chris.

Ok, it's hardly crime of the century, but I've worked in retail for a while now and we see arseholes like this all the time. Maybe Chris should do a little soul searching before he accuses God of abandoning him.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Ok, it's hardly crime of the century, but I've worked in retail for a while now and we see arseholes like this all the time. Maybe Chris should do a little soul searching before he accuses God of abandoning him.

Oh, since he's so concerned that God isn't serving him, I'd love to ask him what he has done to serve God.

But you the answer you'd get: "Wait... What??"

 

[Uzumaki]

Ok, it's hardly crime of the century, but I've worked in retail for a while now and we see arseholes like this all the time. Maybe Chris should do a little soul searching before he accuses God of abandoning him.

Oh, since he's so concerned that God isn't serving him, I'd love to ask him what he has done to serve God.

But you the answer you'd get: "Wait... What??"

I dunno, I think Chris sees himself as an awesome Christian. Here are just a few highlights from his many good works:

1. Didn't rape Megan. You hafta admit God that was pretty selfless of him.
2. Attended Church. Sure he quit but what about all the other days when he didn't quit?
3. His dog died and that was sad. That has to be worth a few good deeds.
4. Brought joy and inspiration to billions with Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville (plus generously gave God and Jesus a cameo).
5. WAS NOT A HOMO!
6. Changed his name to "Christian" as per instructions relayed through God's servant the Bear.
7. Never dated any darkies in keeping with the covenant of the future daughter dream.
8. Personally removed many of the black magic curses he placed on people.
9. Constantly did battle with the witch Mary Lee Walsh. (Okay this one requires knowing the bible says witches are bad, so 50/50)
10. There are many trolls and internet bullies who give him a grand amount of stress.

 

[CatParty]

Ok, it's hardly crime of the century, but I've worked in retail for a while now and we see arseholes like this all the time. Maybe Chris should do a little soul searching before he accuses God of abandoning him.

Oh, since he's so concerned that God isn't serving him, I'd love to ask him what he has done to serve God.

But you the answer you'd get: "Wait... What??"

I dunno, I think Chris sees himself as an awesome Christian. Here are just a few highlights from his many good works:

1. Didn't rape Megan. You hafta admit God that was pretty selfless of him.
2. Attended Church. Sure he quit but what about all the other days when he didn't quit?
3. His dog died and that was sad. That has to be worth a few good deeds.
4. Brought joy and inspiration to billions with Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville (plus generously gave God and Jesus a cameo).
5. WAS NOT A HOMO!
6. Changed his name to "Christian" as per instructions relayed through God's servant the Bear.
7. Never dated any darkies in keeping with the covenant of the future daughter dream.
8. Personally removed many of the black magic curses he placed on people.
9. Constantly did battle with the witch Mary Lee Walsh. (Okay this one requires knowing the bible says witches are bad, so 50/50)
10. There are many trolls and internet bullies who give him a grand amount of stress.

11. Endured the same hardships as Jesus in the desert when he had to pull weeds in the hot sun.

 

[Plissken]

Ok, it's hardly crime of the century, but I've worked in retail for a while now and we see arseholes like this all the time. Maybe Chris should do a little soul searching before he accuses God of abandoning him.

Oh, since he's so concerned that God isn't serving him, I'd love to ask him what he has done to serve God.

But you the answer you'd get: "Wait... What??"

I dunno, I think Chris sees himself as an awesome Christian. Here are just a few highlights from his many good works:

1. Didn't rape Megan. You hafta admit God that was pretty selfless of him.
2. Attended Church. Sure he quit but what about all the other days when he didn't quit?
3. His dog died and that was sad. That has to be worth a few good deeds.
4. Brought joy and inspiration to billions with Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of CWCville (plus generously gave God and Jesus a cameo).
5. WAS NOT A HOMO!
6. Changed his name to "Christian" as per instructions relayed through God's servant the Bear.
7. Never dated any darkies in keeping with the covenant of the future daughter dream.
8. Personally removed many of the black magic curses he placed on people.
9. Constantly did battle with the witch Mary Lee Walsh. (Okay this one requires knowing the bible says witches are bad, so 50/50)
10. There are many trolls and internet bullies who give him a grand amount of stress.

If he actually legit said that infront of the gates of heaven, I wouldn't doubt that jesus' reaction would be this.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If I were God, when Chris got up to the pearly gates I would just close them, or maybe have a bouncer keep Chris at bay while other people in line were let in like at a nightclub. Then you could see how much of eternity Chris spent trying to get in before realizing it wasn't going to happen.

God wouldn't really be trolling Chris. God'd actually be trolling St. Peter, since he's the one that has to man the gate.

 

[CatParty]

If I were God, when Chris got up to the pearly gates I would just close them, or maybe have a bouncer keep Chris at bay while other people in line were let in like at a nightclub. Then you could see how much of eternity Chris spent trying to get in before realizing it wasn't going to happen.

God wouldn't really be trolling Chris. God'd actually be trolling St. Peter, since he's the one that has to man the gate.

Chris would just loiter for eternity in front of the gates waiting for god to personally usher him in. Who knows, maybe he'd even make a sign. Regardless, the outcome would be jerkangels wrestling him to the ground and banning him from heaven.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I think God's ultratroll would be Chris would be allowed into Heaven, and he'd be given his PStriple. However, they'd be no flatscreens in Heaven. He'd spend eternity wandering around paradise, looking for a tee-vee to plug his life upgrade into.