Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Reflections On The Screen]

Would probably be very good for him! I recommend a standard 11.5 gram dose to achieve this. It’s actually miraculous how well it works. I personally also weighed 500 pounds (my max was 600) but I did shrooms once and before I knew it I was ripped, had lots of friends. Went to parties, and most importantly: fucked a lot of girls who had just turned 18! Not to mention, after I did this my youtube channel (won’t disclose the name tho) also quickly started growing as people finally started realizing that I was a great guy. Its crazy how well this works.

I was there and clapped. My name? Albert Einstein.

 

[TigerGoblin]

Waking up at 3pm to instantly start seeking online validation. How does anyone allow themselves to get that bad?

I do wonder if Boogie would have been better off without his Internet fame. In his first videos working at the store etc. he did have excessive weight of course but it seemed that he at least has some modicum of real social life with his coworkers. Now its all about this hellish internet existence.

This is one of the most beta things Boogie has ever said.

It's also probably a lie. One which in his mind designed to make women think he is gentle and cute when in reality... "one for me and one for my hooka"

 

[King Fructose]

And fell out of a moving car and a few others. The answer is probably pre YouTube stroke, he has it in his older videos but the fat covered it up better.View attachment 2682152

Imagine looking at yourself through this webcam and not immediately killing yourself.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie must be really desperate for ass pats online today. Let's pretend he actually left his house today, he really is acting like he did some crazy feat leaving the house to buy food to stuff his mouth. When there are people with depression and anxiety that have to go to work everyday and take care of their kids. But guys, Boogie's the real hero.

Reality is that Chad buys all the food for Boogie and Boogie hasn't showered in weeks, all he's been doing is cruising TikTok for e-girls and trying to go to Colorado to get high on shrooms to impress his young fanbase.

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

Boogie must be really desperate for ass pats online today. Let's pretend he actually left his house today, he really is acting like he did some crazy feat leaving the house to buy food to stuff his mouth. When there are people with depression and anxiety that have to go to work everyday and take care of their kids. But guys, Boogie's the real hero.
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Reality is that Chad buys all the food for Boogie and Boogie hasn't showered in weeks, all he's been doing is cruising TikTok for e-girls and trying to go to Colorado to get high on shrooms to impress his young fanbase.

He probably rolled over, causing some of the crusted-on grime built up on his fat rolls to flake off in the process, or wiped a layer of grease off of his chin/neck and considers that a shower.

 

[WaveBreak]

Guys this is not fair! I am sure Boogie showered the day before yesterday!

 

[Beard_Chan]

I have to laugh at the 'man cave' sticker in the background. He probably looked that up online like everything else he does and thought 'maybe this will make me look like I'm down with the kids'

Even then he was what, mid-30s trying to pretend he was some young gamer.

That's the thing that makes it even worse. Boogie tries to use the excuse that I was young and stupid sometimes for his dumb shit he did in the past, but then you realize he was 37 ten years ago! His porn blog days were in his late 20s early 30s when he was writing all that creepy shit! That excuse flies until you're 25ish, then you grow up.

No Boogie its not from a bad brain, You are a manbaby immature dumb melon man whos just sort of existed through life, only finding a modicum of success after it was put on your lap from your freak show size vids, which of course you squandered like all the chances you get in life.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie on live stream is saying that woman aren't only attracted to looks, that if a guy has a fancy car and a nice suit and money in the bank they look at them different.

Then says when he had money in the bank they looked at him diffrent (the dude in the same Sammy shirt, sweat pants and budget Toyota car), said it also helped that he lost 200 pounds.

Then goes on to say he's working hard on his diet and looks good.

 

[High Tea]

Boogie must be really desperate for ass pats online today. Let's pretend he actually left his house today, he really is acting like he did some crazy feat leaving the house to buy food to stuff his mouth. When there are people with depression and anxiety that have to go to work everyday and take care of their kids. But guys, Boogie's the real hero.
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Reality is that Chad buys all the food for Boogie and Boogie hasn't showered in weeks, all he's been doing is cruising TikTok for e-girls and trying to go to Colorado to get high on shrooms to impress his young fanbase.

A near 50 year old man with no responsibilities needs praise for showering

 

[Abaddon]

I do wonder if Boogie would have been better off without his Internet fame. In his first videos working at the store etc. he did have excessive weight of course but it seemed that he at least has some modicum of real social life with his coworkers. Now its all about this hellish internet existence.

I'd say no. He gained everything from the internet fame and really doesn't seem to have lost anything. The social life you saw was someone who just hung out at a local game store all the time until he got a pity job. He could do that tomorrow and have the same thing (probably better given the small bit of fame).

His internet fame gave him a nice house, money to coast on, probably more friends than he ever used to have, a surgery that likely gave him a few more years of life, replacements for his rotting teeth, a wife/live-in carer for a while, etc. He lives a really comfortable life because of the YouTube lottery.

He chooses pretty much any bad that comes from it. He could delete his Twitter (or even just take a step or two back from it) and stop obsessively looking for any negative comments at any point. People have been telling him that for years, but he refuses to do it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Boogie on live stream is saying that woman aren't only attracted to looks, that if a guy has a fancy car and a nice suit and money in the bank they look at them different.

Then says when he had money in the bank they looked at him diffrent (the dude in the same Sammy shirt, sweat pants and budget Toyota car), said it also helped that he lost 200 pounds.

Then goes on to say he's working hard on his diet and looks good.

Boogie could lose all his excess weight, get perfect excess skin removal surgery, get a perfect wardrobe, drive the perfect car, and whatever else he thinks changes everything — but he’ll still have his dishonesty, refusal to own his shit, victim complex, and assorted other personality defects. So he’d still struggle to get a woman.

A guy who’s a 4/10 can get a 7/10 with an upper middle class income for their community. Boogie is a 0/10 if we’re being generous (he’s really a -10 or lower; 99.9999% of women would rather be forever alone than paired with him) and it would take millions and millions for him to get anything above a 4.

 

[for]

How Chad has lived with Steve for this long, listening to the absolute bullshit that pours from his mouth on a daily basis, and not smothered him in his sleep is a strength few of us could possess.

Wouldn't call it strength. People like Chad are so utterly impotent that they simply tolerate nearly anything so long as they get their daily gaming/streaming/capeshit dose. He probably thinks Boogie is a fucking idiot but he's so useless himself that he would never take the initiative to do anything about it. That and he also has likely been manipulated by Boogie that if Chad leaves, Boogie will commit suicide.

 

[Marc83]

Boogie could lose all his excess weight, get perfect excess skin removal surgery, get a perfect wardrobe, drive the perfect car, and whatever else he thinks changes everything — but he’ll still have his dishonesty, refusal to own his shit, victim complex, and assorted other personality defects. So he’d still struggle to get a woman.

A guy who’s a 4/10 can get a 7/10 with an upper middle class income for their community. Boogie is a 0/10 if we’re being generous (he’s really a -10 or lower; 99.9999% of women would rather be forever alone than paired with him) and it would take millions and millions for him to get anything above a 4.

This 100%. One of you said it a little bit ago but Boogie is the embodiment of everything that women hate about men. He’s an example of everything that turns girls off, the sad part is he lies everyday to make it look like the exact opposite too.

 

[AnOminous]

I have to laugh at the 'man cave' sticker in the background.

If he had, he'd know the concept is it's a room in a house where a man goes to get away from the little lady or, in general, a place to get away from women. As if.

 

[Lurking Cuttlefish]

Would probably be very good for him! I recommend a standard 11.5 gram dose to achieve this. It’s actually miraculous how well it works. I personally also weighed 500 pounds (my max was 600) but I did shrooms once and before I knew it I was ripped, had lots of friends. Went to parties, and most importantly: fucked a lot of girls who had just turned 18! Not to mention, after I did this my youtube channel (won’t disclose the name tho) also quickly started growing as people finally started realizing that I was a great guy. Its crazy how well this works.

Right on! Boogie, I know you're reading this, listen to this testimony. Microdosing is for weenies, I know you've got the strength of a titan and can handle the heroic dose. It's the only appropriate level for a hero who "fought in the trenches of racism" like you. You can fix all of your problems by allowing at least 5 grams of Penis Envies to steep in lemon juice for at least 20 minutes, then shotgun it all in one go. You'll slay all your personal demons in one fell swoop. It's truly magical.

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

For years it's made me laugh thinking about how Chad hears Boogie all throughout the day ranting and raving to his phone alone in that same damn chair. I'm talking about the short and faux inspirational clips he uploads to Twitter, the weird Tik Toks, rambling YouTube vids, etc. If you look around his house in them the doors in the background are usually open. I'm sure he's just used to them by now and they don't even register as background noise. It's just funny to me thinking about a 50 y/o man listening to another 50 y/o man as he's on the verge of tears and desperately pleading to his child audience that no, he doesn't rape children, he's fine with 10k view counts, and he didn't hold that prostitute hostage all in the same 2 minute clip. And this happens every day. In particular the videos he was uploading to Twitter 8x / day during the Frank Hassle saga when he's claiming his neighbors will blow him away for insinuating he's a pedo and how he'll leave Fayetteville in a bodybag. oh, and also while pathetically pretending his Twitter account was hacked during all of this. He listens to his own roommate lie every day about a make believe diet, a dog he doesn't walk, exercise that doesn't exist, plans that were never made, girls that don't know him, therapists he doesn't see, etc.

 

[Menangiz]

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if he killed himself when he becomes completely irrelevant. Just to get some attention one last time.

I don't think boogie or wings are genuinely suicidal in anyway and would never do it. boogie would definitely be that guy who took a fistful of xanax and posts some dramatic suicide post on twitter then pops up a week later thanking the EMS and all that

 

[Bugged Weight Loss]

I don't think boogie or wings are genuinely suicidal in anyway and would never do it. boogie would definitely be that guy who took a fistful of xanax and posts some dramatic suicide post on twitter then pops up a week later thanking the EMS and all that

He'd also be droning on about how "he's changed and is back in therapy" lol I wouldn't put it past him to fake a suicide attempt or intentionally botch it for attention and pity. This is the guy who lied about being swatted after all.

 

[Particle Bored]

Then says when he had money in the bank...

WHERE'S THE $600K, BOOGIE?!

on mobile so no photochop

 

[diehardman]

For years it's made me laugh thinking about how Chad hears Boogie all throughout the day ranting and raving to his phone alone in that same damn chair. I'm talking about the short and faux inspirational clips he uploads to Twitter, the weird Tik Toks, rambling YouTube vids, etc. If you look around his house in them the doors in the background are usually open. I'm sure he's just used to them by now and they don't even register as background noise. It's just funny to me thinking about a 50 y/o man listening to another 50 y/o man as he's on the verge of tears and desperately pleading to his child audience that no, he doesn't rape children, he's fine with 10k view counts, and he didn't hold that prostitute hostage all in the same 2 minute clip. And this happens every day. In particular the videos he was uploading to Twitter 8x / day during the Frank Hassle saga when he's claiming his neighbors will blow him away for insinuating he's a pedo and how he'll leave Fayetteville in a bodybag. oh, and also while pathetically pretending his Twitter account was hacked during all of this. He listens to his own roommate lie every day about a make believe diet, a dog he doesn't walk, exercise that doesn't exist, plans that were never made, girls that don't know him, therapists he doesn't see, etc.

I wonder what Chad does all day.