Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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LOL wtf Warski just tweeted that He will box Ethan Ralph & Boogie will box fucking Sam Hyde....

This is like lolcow xmas for me.

LOL wtf Warski just tweeted that He will box Ethan Ralph & Boogie will box fucking Sam Hyde....

This is like lolcow xmas for me.
Sorry I'm retarded & don't know how to link the Warski vid on my phone
 
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as much as i want to see this blob get knocked out cold (or worse) by Sam, there is NO way this happens. it'd require training, dieting, and for him to sacrifice any shred of dignity he has left when the inevitable happens. his slothful and egotistical nature won't allow it.

the idea of the whole mde crew taking turns humiliating him is really funny though. frank already did enough damage to this man without laying a finger on him.
 
this might be a weird thing to point out, but damn, how does he not know which letters to capitalize in the titles? "Why my Body Is so Embarassing" first of all, the dipshit misspelled "embarrassing", and secondly, why the fuck is he capitalizing words like "is" but not "my"? was he not able to focus in school from all of the constant abuse? and this might seem hypocritical coming from someone typing in mostly lowercase, but at least i'm mostly consistent with my typing style. this dipshit is putting these videos out to thousands of people (for now) and can't take 20 seconds to make sure the title format is correct. there's countless of other examples of him leaving typos in video titles, too, including his biggest video of the past few months where he's left the title as "This Has To Be Rock Bottom, RIght?" for months now (edit: right after posting this i scrolled down to that video and no joke saw two other videos near it with the SAME mistake, capitalizing the "i" when it's the second letter in the word... maybe his fat sausage finger gets stuck on the shift key? fuck, how do you make that same mistake so many times back to back). just goes to show how dumb and lazy the guy is, really doesn't give a fuck about the content he puts out yet expects donations from his fans in return. also, i'm sure him being high almost 24/7 doesn't help with his comprehension skills.

and btw, i'm sure you can find some typos or grammatical errors in my posts, but this is a niche internet drama forum. i'm not hyping myself up as a "content creator" and not taking the two seconds required to proofread a five word long video title, while getting paid for it.

This is the same man whose Twitter name was “Boogie2988 posting bis L’s” for almost a month before he fixed it. And he fucking lives on Twitter. He has half-assed everything his entire life.

Im actually glad you guys mentioned this because honestly with his tweets I have a hard time telling if it’s an error or if I just don’t get the joke or reference.
Im still wracking my brain about this one:

People now know I have a pony where I stand up.

I’ve just been chalking it up to American Slang I don’t understand, haha

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He's more of a wrestler lads, y'know one of the most physically demanding sports in the world.

Good thing he didn’t say « judo » because that’s all about using your opponents weight against them and Boogie just throws a fit when anyone calls him fat.
(That is a hilarious joke, you may all laugh now)
 
Please let boogie agree to this, then back out after a few weeks of shit talking only for Sam Hyde to show up on his doorstep with a gopro strapped to his head and boxing gloves on.
Sam will show up, but Boogie will have learned his lesson and this time will shoot to kill. This way he proves that he was defending his house, the internet respects him for not being a pussy, and H3 loves him for slaying an alt right figure (who he stole material from)

RIP Ghost of Kyiv your time on this earth is short (:_(
 
Prediction. Boogie accepts, thinking of the attention & fantasy of losing weight. After a day or two on a diet or having to exercise he realizes he absolutely can't do this. Drops out, most likely blaming mental health or some shit like 'Frank Hassle might show up & rape me'. He tweets about how he is proud of himself for 'shooting for the stars' or some gay shit. He makes clickbait videos like 'The REAL reason I didn't fight Sam Hyde' & 'Francis reacts to Boogies diet!!!'.

It's always the path of least resistance, most instantly available dopamine & asspats. In his mind he probably believes he's actually going to fight, but the moment he realizes that an actual effort will need to be made, he will crumble.

Fuck I hate this predictable obese fuck.
 
Welp only 19k views in 11 hours, and that was his ace in the hole, even made a proper thumbnail for once! There’s nothing left to do but give up, Steven. Your youtube career is over. Get out of that bed and get a job.
That person who could potentially interview Boogie? You might not know this but they actually raped Boogie when he was a kid. In fact, every job interviewer and HR Manager in America has violated Boogs which is why he has been advised by his team of doctors and therapists against becoming a productive member of society. Because it triggers his PTSD and his social anxiety and his survivor's guilt and his depression and his DID and his eating disorder. By telling this harmless victim who weighs a mere 450lbs to get a job, we're basically raping him ourselves. Love ya tho! <3
 
Funny enough, I remember Winkleham (or at least someone pretending to be Winkleham) was commenting on some Boogie videos I had made on YouTube. He really wanted to get Kiwi's attention again. I'll attach those screenshots below.


But anyway if this was his primary channel then I don't know about the Exposing Boogie channel. Who knows, I wouldn't put it past him.
Winkleham didn't "stage" his own dox, that's ridiculous. He sent Boogie a cash request with his real name Harry Shively, not expecting Boogie to share it. A kiwi noticed there was a Harry Shively who was involved in a double homicide and appeared in a documentary, and his voice in the documentary matched his voice in his Winkleham videos. He slipped up and is pretending that it was his plan the whole time, like Boogie with the swatting thing.
 
Considering the only excercise Boogie has gotten in the past 15 years is when he opens up Magic cards, to throw in his roommates attic. I would have to say there is a very high probability that Boogie is not going to willingly get beat up by Sam Hyde. Which honestly if he did show up to the fight, Sam would more than likely just fuck with him, and not even actually beat Boogie up. As much all of us could use a gif of the ghost of kiev knocking the dentures out of his mouth, I just don't think the internet Gods are going to grant our wish.
 
Boogie boxing Sam would be amazing, but I won't even get my hopes up. He's the king of non-commitment and disappointment. I'm going to guess that he'll turn it down, say some tripe about how he's just too kind of a human being to throw a punch at someone, and then try to milk the non-happening with 20 boring unscripted videos about him being a pacifist. Fuck Boogie.
 
Boogie weighs more than…

50.6 gallons of Mountain Dew
52.5 Sammys
1.5 cum-stained couches
210 boxes of Marco’s pizza
280 revolvers
105,000 magic cards
3.58 barely-legal camgirls
1,120 unplayed physical video games
3.76 extra large caskets
Boogie yesterday
 
Sorry I'm retarded & don't know how to link the Warski vid on my phone

Not sure if anyone's posted it yet so here it is: https://twitter.com/Andywarski/status/1519513530642358273

Attached it here for archival purposes. What the actual fuck is going on with this year? Feels like if I am gone an hour I have missed out on so much. Don't get me wrong I'm not complaining, the more entertainment the cows bring in the better I say.

Boogie literally so desperate to save his dying channel that he is going to box Sam Hyde.
Wasn't he initially calling Frank Sam when he came to his door since he confused the two of them?

Would be fucking hilarious if he gets in the ring and it turns out to be Frank instead, I wonder if he will have his little pea shooter and Tomb Raider shirt on for this one.

 
We all know it won't happen or it will be some lame joke affair fight, or most likely boogie backs out. I would give him a little credit if he actually committed but we all know that will never happen.

Just to humor him as we all know its a lie for attention - The guy has a mouth full of fake teeth drilled into his skull. Does anyone really think he's going into a fight like that? Hell the guy gets winded going from his couch to his office chair. He would die from a heart attack just walking up to the ring!
 
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