Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Mayo Style Sauce said:
Swimming makes you fucking hungry. It’s got to be the worst way to try to lose weight. He would have much better luck cutting calories and getting 4000 steps a day. But I realize I am beating a dead horse here, just like Boogie beat his surgery.
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Has he posted a video of himself actually swimming? In the video earlier in the thread it looked like he was in the shallow end and just (slowly) walked from one end to the other a single time.
 
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MidUSA said:
Has Boogie started to run those Mountain Dew jokes even more into the ground than usual lately?

I realize he's always had basically a few variations of jokes that he post constantly with slight variations, but it feels like the frequency of the Dew jokes has gone up a lot.
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The joke is that gamers drink it lol get it and boogie is fat hahah but don’t point it out, only he can point it out. But do point it out, because then you don’t target others. Essentially boogie is sacrificing himself by being fat and a poor victim to save others. Boogie can carry that cross, can you? Thought so…
 
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Mayo Style Sauce said:
But I realize I am beating a dead horse here, just like Boogie beat his surgery.
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Boogie needs to beat the rest of his doctors too. You know. By DYING!
Sicilian1984 said:
Imagine you are just a normal person.
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Imagine you are a gymbro, there you were, you were looking forward to a couple laps to finish your workout, then this fucking disgusting fat mass of shit suddenly bellyflops, wheezing from congested lungs, into the pool and out slides an oil slick that would make the Exxon Valdez jealous, permanently tainting the Olympic sized swimming pool, then the fucking whale just wallows, taking up all available lanes for laps, continuing to ooze a repulsive oily sheen around itself. . .

I mean that dude's day would be ruined and he would have to go home to take a shower.
 
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My worry would be that Boogie would sink in the swimming pool and suck everything towards him like a Black Hole.

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It's too bad when this thread gets bogged down in irrelevant fat jokes about Boogie that do nothing but distract from the very serious discussions we should be having about the actual fact that Boogie is, objectively, an extremely fat man.
 
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MoreCopeMoreRope said:
Boogie's so fortunate. Every time he goes to the gym someone notices him, and now everyone is praising him. We truly are blessed to be in the presence of such a motivational man.
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Listen, I don't need to tell you people this didn't happen. I know that, you know that, we all know that.
The beauty part here is that even in Boogie's self-aggrandizing fantasies people are insulting him.

Even if this were real the underlying message if someone tells you that you're "inspirational" for participating in mild exercise is:

"Good lord are you phenomenally fat. You are one abnormally fat fuck. I'm honestly surprised to see you anywhere other than Chic-fil-a. I know you're just taking a leisurely swim but the fact that I'm seeing you do literally anything other than mainlining Russian dressing is, frankly, amazing to me. By god are you a large man. I'm going to tell my family about the huge whale of a human I met today that has the body of a sloppy pancake shawarma."
 
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Mister Mint said:
Listen, I don't need to tell you people this didn't happen. I know that, you know that, we all know that.
The beauty part here is that even in Boogie's self-aggrandizing fantasies people are insulting him.

Even if this were real the underlying message if someone tells you that you're "inspirational" for participating in mild exercise is:

"Good lord are you phenomenally fat. You are one abnormally fat fuck. I'm honestly surprised to see you anywhere other than Chic-fil-a. I know you're just taking a leisurely swim but the fact that I'm seeing you do literally anything other than mainlining Russian dressing is, frankly, amazing to me. By god are you a large man. I'm going to tell my family about the huge whale of a human I met today that has the body of a sloppy pancake shawarma."
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"Good lord even that fat cat in a pool did better than you, you fat tub of shite"

 
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