Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Swole McPole]

Boogie just thinks farm life is easy because he's confused. He sees all those white and black spotted fellows that look to be about his size and moo all the time just hanging out eating grass all day and he can really see the appeal.

The fields that they live in remind him a lot of Chez Boogie as well. Lots of little parcels of shit dotted around the floor because he's too fat and lazy to walk his dogs. He sees those cow fields and feels right at home.

 

[xerxes]

Boogie just thinks farm life is easy because he's confused. He sees all those white and black spotted fellows that look to be about his size and moo all the time just hanging out eating grass all day and he can really see the appeal.

I wonder if we could sell him to Germany. They do seem to be into the whole cannibalism thing., Armin Mewes, Stefan R, and gawd knows who else...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How many hours of work per day does he really think goes into growing and raising literally everything you need to survive?

P.S. you ARE the asshole Steven, you can't even manage full time e-begging let alone any actual kind of legitimate employment...

Better question is "How many slaves would Boogie own?"

 

[Mister Mint]

Better question is "How many slaves would Boogie own?"

I can picture it now. Boogie in the Antebellum South, owner of 6 times more slaves than most other people in his town so he doesn't have to do anything but send cloying telegrams to the north explaining that he's still a good boy because he works out with his slaves (makes them tend to his Twinkie fields while he watches on from his plantation porch, drinking a gravy julep) and he always makes sure to treat his female slaves like a perfect gentleman (rape).

"Hey, I get it if you don't like slavery, but I'm just making sure they have a better life. If you still disagree then I'm sorry you hate black people. Love ya though. ~Boogie"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Better question is "How many slaves would Boogie own?"

Would this be before or after they realize they could use him for cannibalistic reasons? I don't think there would be too many of them to do that.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Would this be before or after they realize they could use him for cannibalistic reasons? I don't think there would be too many of them to do that.

They'd use his fat as an energy source like whale oil.

 

[bravosouth]

They'd use his fat as an energy source like whale oil.

Can you imagine how many years a Boogie-lamp would burn for?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

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Boogie apparently thinks humans weren't meant to work a regular 40 hour work week, but instead belong on family farms being self sufficient.

This is the whole Lucille Bluth 'what could a banana cost?' bit, like what time does this fat retard think farmers start working in the morning? How many hours of work per day does he really think goes into growing and raising literally everything you need to survive?

P.S. you ARE the asshole Steven, you can't even manage full time e-begging let alone any actual kind of legitimate employment...

I don't even understand what his point even is. Woah people were happy 150 years ago but now they're not because they have to work 8 hours a day 5 days a week! What, you think farmers didn't work the fields from dawn to dusk or that factory workers weren't working 12 hours a day? What a stupid thing to say. He tries so hard to be all wise and all but he chose such a terrible example.

 

[bravosouth]

lol guise isn't it cute how i'm a 50 year old man but still constantly run my mouth about shit i am totally ignorant about? rofl im so dumb right? stupid brain

 

[sure]

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Boogie apparently thinks humans weren't meant to work a regular 40 hour work week, but instead belong on family farms being self sufficient.

This is the whole Lucille Bluth 'what could a banana cost?' bit, like what time does this fat retard think farmers start working in the morning? How many hours of work per day does he really think goes into growing and raising literally everything you need to survive?

P.S. you ARE the asshole Steven, you can't even manage full time e-begging let alone any actual kind of legitimate employment...

imagine living your entire life as a morbidly obese charity case, always depending on other people to survive while producing absolutely nothing of real value to society, tweeting your thoughts on the working class after a day of having to do fuck all from the comfort of your sweat stained recliner, with a 12 pack of mountain dew at your feet paid for by people you whine at to click your low-effort videos produced in 15 minutes and beg to subscribe to services and perks you're too lazy and forgetful to deliver on.

what a fat faggot. not only is this a completely brain dead take, but he uses "we" as if he has any business relating to people who work full-time jobs.

 

[AnOminous]

Jihad on Boogie.

 

[bravosouth]

LOL, Boogie's retarded farming tweet actually got some legitimate Twitter attention, just look at all that engagement! Naturally he had to rebut with talking about how Sammy is getting old now, that ol faithful shield never leaves his side.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Wonder how Clum will address Boogie murdering an idol / mannequin of his wife or the creepy Francis puppet with rotten teeth pulled from Boogie's mouth. Even if he's somehow cooperating with Boogie to get retconned versions of things, I doubt he can account for all the creepy and outlandish stuff Boogie's done and said. It will only be a matter of time until someone compiles all the stuff that the doc has retconned or missed, if Clum hasn't taken the sane decision and abandoned it already. Either way, there's no winning for him because he can't sift through all of the melon's degeneracy and Boogie will inevitably throw him under the bus when a part of the doc becomes difficult for him to lie his way around.

And RIP Power of the Internet Podcast, 2023-2023, your father didn't rape you but he left you because he deserved better.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Wonder how Clum will address Boogie murdering an idol / mannequin of his wife or the creepy Francis puppet with rotten teeth pulled from Boogie's mouth. Even if he's somehow cooperating with Boogie to get retconned versions of things, I doubt he can account for all the creepy and outlandish stuff Boogie's done and said. It will only be a matter of time until someone compiles all the stuff that the doc has retconned or missed, if Clum hasn't taken the sane decision and abandoned it already. Either way, there's no winning for him because he can't sift through all of the melon's degeneracy and Boogie will inevitably throw him under the bus when a part of the doc becomes difficult for him to lie his way around.

And RIP Power of the Internet Podcast, 2023-2023, your father didn't rape you but he left you because he deserved better.

I dont even know what to say about what the fuck Clum is even doing now. Activity and people following Boogie are at a low and even here people are just exhausted of his garbage takes and same old act.

He even was given the chance to travel to London and perform in a fight that could of given him relevancy and a shit ton of material for his channel. He squandered all of that shit and even had the fucking gall to talk about travel again while filming jack shit while he was abroad for the first time ever.

Theres also no hype behind this documentary and no promotion about it despite it being "around the corner?" Am I to expect some dumb shit to happen around Boogies birthday? Usually something dumb happens because its Boogie but we are getting nothing about this shit. I have little to no expectations about it and the only thing I could think of that would make it interesting is if Boogie is trying to push hard on making it look good for him and rewriting his history. Other than that its going to be another dull piece like Turkey Tom put out and the world will keep spinning.....and Boogie will keep getting fatter.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Other than that its going to be another dull piece like Turkey Tom put out

I agree and this one thing is something I find really interesting. He once had people who put effort into making expose videos on him but as of the TT vid or from a bit before that, no one else besides farmers even cares to poke a stick at this freakshow and the few that do make vids doing nothing more than regurgitating old points.

I think he's mentioned being like or being better than DSP before but the melon felon would be lucky to end up like him because unlike him, DSP's haters put in more effort to make entertaining content about him and also unlike him, DSP plays games. Hell, DSP will probably be around to snort at Boogie's death, beetus-induced immobilization or OF-fed bankruptcy.

Theres also no hype behind this documentary and no promotion about it despite it being "around the corner?" Am I to expect some dumb shit to happen around Boogies birthday?

Good point, he's missed the London fight hype and there's nothing to associate the release with now other than his birthday. July 24th is a Monday though so I'm guessing they want to release it on 22nd or 23rd? But whatever hopeful message it'll convey will be instantly nullified since the filming probably stopped with the fight and Boogie's been nosediving in every department afterwards.

 

[YaBoi]

NEW SUGAR BABY ALERT! ​

I have pretty strong evidence which suggests that Boogie is hanging out with another sugar baby. Gonna say I'm 80% certain.

You can see this woman at 0:36, 7:29 and 8:30 in his "WE FED A STINGRAY" video. Oh actually, he has no changed the title to "Aquarium with Sharks and Birds!"
Because images aren't working for me, I'll provide the aforementioned clips down below. If clips don't work, refer to above timestamps:

Anyway, it was the original title of the video that got me curious. "We Fed a Stingray". Who is "we"? Outside of sugar babies, the only other people he does travel vlogs with these days are Jacob the Carpetbagger or Adam the Woo. And so, I was curious to see who this person was.

Boogie only refers to this person as "a friend" at the start of the video and rarely talks to them throughout. They both seemingly do their best to avoid her being on camera. In fact, in an attempt to hide, the Aquarium Hooker fucks up at 0:36 by stepping away from Boogie and into the camera's view

She doesn't have the most feminine arms, so I was actually convinced it was a dude during the bird feeding and stingray feeding segments. It wasn't until she backed away from the stingray tank that you see that she's wearing a dress. When you notice that, her stepping into view at the start of the video makes it obvious that she's a slim blonde chick wearing a dress.

This is potentially the chick who Boogie has claimed to have been dating since November. To which I ask the question: Why do you refer to her as your friend? Why do you always refer to these women as your friends if you're dating, fucking or in a relationship? You claim they get harassed regardless of what you call them, so why put on this charade?

Also, fuck Keemstar. He would be fully aware that Boogie begged his fans for money, lied and continues to splurge on hookers and yet he chooses to associate with him and help him out. Dat boxing money is being put to good use, huh?

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

This is potentially the chick who Boogie has claimed to have been dating since November. To which I ask the question: Why do you refer to her as your friend? Why do you always refer to these women as your friends if you're dating, fucking or in a relationship? You claim they get harassed regardless of what you call them, so why put on this charade?

Also, fuck Keemstar.

I am honored to be the first one to see and rate your post. Bless your autism.

He went to London with a "friend's wife", not creepy at all. Wings has said that Boogie told all the attendants / ring-girls / whatever they're called at the fight that "she(they) was the most beautiful woman she's ever seen"; again, just Mr.Rogers behavior. And if he was "dating" this girl since November, why did Clum catfish a tinder date for him for the documentary?

No semi-sane woman would tolerate all of this from any kind of boyfriend so safe to say SlimPimp2988 has struck again.

Keemstar is literal human vermin; makes sense that he associates with Boogie.

 

[bravosouth]

Fantastic find @YaBoi, I don't think he's actually been seeing anyone since November though. This SB is probably newer than that IMO.

Also LOL @ Boogie walking around in public with a girl looking like this, everyone definitely either knows she's paid for or figure they're related somehow. She looks what, 20 tops maybe? Definitely not within 20 years of his age IMO anyways, but that's no surprise. I wonder what video game they have in common, maybe this one really will be his 'forever'.

https://imgur.com/a/zpsoq4g

For what it's worth here's another Clum update, just more of the same. Honestly at this point I have pretty barren expectations for whatever he's doing... I'd love to be surprised and find out he's been in the lab cooking up something special, but the way he's gone about producing/releasing this piece seems very amateur-hour to me.

https://imgur.com/a/Rx3aiWq

TOR isn't letting me upload or insert pictures right now so I added imgurs...

 

[AnOminous]

I think he's mentioned being like or being better than DSP before but the melon felon would be lucky to end up like him because unlike him, DSP's haters put in more effort to make entertaining content about him and also unlike him, DSP plays games. Hell, DSP will probably be around to snort at Boogie's death, beetus-induced immobilization or OF-fed bankruptcy.

DSP provides more of value to society than Boogie could even dream of, is funnier, does not need to die immediately, and can leap over a bankruptcy in a single bound.

The only actual entertainment this fat tub of shit has provided is getting the shit beat out of him by Wings and his "warning shot."

 

[bravosouth]

Man, his hairline is sure making a run for it lately. The whole combing his shit forwards is putting in overtime for him right now. Time to suck it up and start shaving your head, Steven.