This and
@Sargon's wife's son's stories make me terribly glad to be in a do-nothing computer job, sure it may slowly eat away at my very essence, but at least I don't have to deal with these bastards. The urge to call her a miserable old bat right to her puckered dog's arse of a face would be too much to bear.
Oh, I still get phone calls from that psycho bitch. My favorite one is this one completed cunt of a woman. Who still owes us about $355.19.
Keep in mind this was out of a bill of, uh, almost $25,000 for a luxury hardwood deck. And she still got pissed off that we just eventually put a lien on our house for that small amount of money.
We have a policy we do not give people. Itemize quotes anymore because they just use it to play fuck fuck games and get lower prices from illegal Mexicans. This policy is mainly enforced against boomers.
My favorite one is what your hourly rate is. And one lady got offended and I said it was $375 an hour.
I used to work in high end construction management and design as well as carpentry and stone masonry bitch. I have 10 years of experience in a bunch of highly skilled trades. I don't give a fuck that you're a lawyer.
I swear people think they're gonna get some sort of discount if I do it by the hour. You're gonna actually be charged more because you are so annoying instead of paying for the job. You want it done by an hourly wait.
Also boomers will constantly scream they have a minimum charge but when you say OK our minimum charge to come out and do a clean out is 350. And that's for a small property. But like trimming the bushes in junk. And taking away some brush.
This one boomer expected us to clean out his entire backyard that was overgrown with. Who knows what, but there was definitely a lot of Poison Ivy poison sumac. And poison oak. And he was kinda angry that we said it was gonna be $7000.
Look, if I have to come out on a specific day where it's not hot so my guys can wear the full protective gear because there's no way in hell you're cleaning an entire backyard unless you're wearing PPE.
Hey, I was willing to go down to 6, but the guy wanted it done for three and I told him to legitimately. Go fuck himself that no one is gonna come out here, not even the legal specs. Want to deal with Poison Ivy?