Boomer Hate Thread

I noticed they like to hoard stuff, especially with technology.
They hoard goddamn everything. Seriously, watch any show about hoarders, and just see how many of them are boomers. They're either that, or severely mentally ill millennials. Next to nothing in between.
Special mention goes to Sandra, an awful old woman who had hoarded enough junk to fill an entire mansion (a historical mansion known as the Julian Price house nonetheless), and kept lugging things out onto the sidewalk in a vain attempt to try, and keep them.

Said things ended up being destroyed at the end of the episode because of the town's laws, and countless pieces of art, furniture, and god knows what else were lost while the dumb bitch herself ended up homeless.
 
They hoard goddamn everything. Seriously, watch any show about hoarders, and just see how many of them are boomers. They're either that, or severally mentally ill millennials. Next to nothing in between.
Special mention goes to Sandra, an awful old woman who had hoarded enough junk to fill an entire mansion (a historical mansion known as the Julian Price house nonetheless), and kept lugging things out onto the sidewalk in a vain attempt to try, and keep them.

Said things ended up being destroyed at the end of the episode because of the town's laws, and countless pieces of art, furniture, and god knows what else were lost while the dumb bitch herself ended up homeless.
the people who wholesale burn the hoarder's shit and throw literal historical artifacts & things with intrinsic functional value & beauty into the dumpster because they're too fucking lazy to even take cursory glances at the things they are getting rid of are another side of the boomer coin. i've seen motherfuckers force their families into helping them burn their dead parent's entire book collection nazi bonfire style because "i want more room on the shelf for my models". seen people put out perfectly good, supremely comfortable furniture (sturdy leather couches, beds, all manner of things) to get rained on, infested by bugs & crushed in the back of a garbage truck because "muh spring cleaning". seen a nigga burn a functional wurlitzer piano and take the irreplaceable cast brass insides to a scrapyard for money because "wifey didn't like how it looked". seeing shit like that imbues some serious spiritual pain especially because you know it will be replaced with the most millennial garbage IKEA junk possible.
 
They hoard goddamn everything. Seriously, watch any show about hoarders, and just see how many of them are boomers. They're either that, or severely mentally ill millennials. Next to nothing in between.
Special mention goes to Sandra, an awful old woman who had hoarded enough junk to fill an entire mansion (a historical mansion known as the Julian Price house nonetheless), and kept lugging things out onto the sidewalk in a vain attempt to try, and keep them.

Said things ended up being destroyed at the end of the episode because of the town's laws, and countless pieces of art, furniture, and god knows what else were lost while the dumb bitch herself ended up homeless.
The Greatest Gen had hoarding tendencies also, due to living thru the Depression, but they are basically all dead now so it's a moot point.

Greatest Gen hoarding was stuff like food, plastic bags, tools, various antique furniture, etc. Boomer hoarding seems to be mostly unused low-quality furniture, knicknacks, "collectibles" of questionable value, and so on. Both generations of hoarders did have in common china collections and broken-down cars.

Millennial hoarding is less consistent but videogames and toys are common focuses. Animal hoarders, though less common, also seem to be mostly millennials.

I won't defend hoarders in the least, but the Greatest generation seemed the most likely to hoard things that were actually useful or had value.
 
Another thing I noticed, is that Boomer women haven’t aged gracefully, like at all.

Greatest Gen aged gracefully, usually skinny old ladies who felt wise.


Boomer women? They are either fat frog mouthed- psuedo dykes with a waist and or legs with the circumference of a redwood tree or super skinny horse faced wenches who will go SSReyes mode the moment you bring up Trump.
I'll be the judge of that theory. Let's go through the demographic range. Boomers were born around 1946-1964. The Greatest Generation was born around 1901-1927.

Here's a few women in mind from the Greatest Generation: Katharine Hepburn, Joan Crawford, Rita Hayworth and of course Gloria Swanson.

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Yep, your assertion is correct. Swanson may be cheating because she was born in 1899.

If you need an expert opinion on whether an older woman is attractive or not, come to me.
 
Boomers have been moving rural en masse, because their initial retirement plan of Florida isn't working since too many of them did it and now Florida isn't cheap anymore.
Yep this is a theme we touch on often here. They just assumed they were the only ones who thought of selling their house for an inflated value and then living somewhere cheap like Miami or Phoenix. The Great Boomer Reckoning is finding out that Arizona and Florida are a lot more expensive than they figured so now they’re looking to live anywhere that’s cheap. Their entire nest egg is their house.
 
Greatest Gen aged gracefully, usually skinny old ladies who felt wise.
Almost forgot because I was enchanted by their aging beauty, listen to any interview from the women I mentioned. Notice how poise, elegant and straightforward they are. Now compare that with any debate or conversation with boomers about politics, they turn rabid and parrot whatever talking point embedded in their brains.
 
I won't defend hoarders in the least, but the Greatest generation seemed the most likely to hoard things that were actually useful or had value.
That comes from living through The Great Depression. Saw that in my great grandparents before they passed. It was less hoarding in them tho and more "we're gonna use the whole thing goddammit and it'll be useful"
 
Yeah that Silver Tsunami is hitting hard everywhere. It's so demoralizing to go outside on a nice day and everyone else out and about is over the age of 60
It's at its worst when they want to infest social spaces where <40 year olds want to meet up.

now they’re looking to live anywhere that’s cheap. Their entire nest egg is their house.
Really, it's the only way they have of obtaining any liquidity when the 401k runs out. Still, it's a pretty stupid move in any regard because cheap, rural areas are usually very far away from specialist medical services. Peak boomer infestations will occur in small-to-medium sized towns that already have a semi-acceptable hospital. Places like Richland, WA have been infested for a while now. The boomers love its rural, on-the-water aesthetic while being only a 3 hr drive to Seattle. It pisses over the working class people in these areas to no end.
 
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Greatest Gen hoarding was stuff like food, plastic bags, tools, various antique furniture, etc. Boomer hoarding seems to be mostly unused low-quality furniture, knicknacks, "collectibles" of questionable value, and so on. Both generations of hoarders did have in common china collections and broken-down cars.
My greatest gen grandma was left with a small two-bedroom appartment because communists had banned her from using the rest of the house. The larger bedroom out of the two HAD TO be filled with fancy china, worthless trinkets, knicknacks and souvenirs and she called it ''guest room'' even tho nobody ever was allowed to set a foot inside to not break anything. My dad as a boy got a shitty couch in the kitchen. I guess that was a mindset of a spoiled brat who fell out of luck, except that actually did not, because she still had her good job and good enough social credit and means to travel abroad and buy new and new crap for the collection.
She can't be my family, this just can't be. But what can I do, anti-role models are important too.
 
Are they invading even backwater Appalachian towns now? Because istg the Indians were already bad enough. I don't need to deal with a Grey Dawn on top of that, too.
Any comfy Appalachian town within 3 hours of a major city like (((ATL))) or (((Charlotte))) is being taken over by boomers who were priced out of Florida, or yuppies who work in the city but for some unmentionable reason don't want to live near city folk. They are a plague and will leave these communitiess a mess when they die, since so much infrastructure is built to accomodate them.
 
Was around my parents boomer friends and neighbors last night.

One of them was going on about how their generation aktually had it harder when it came to finding and buying a house because they had to pay income tax, and that good houses were always expensive, and that the younger generation spends their money too frivolously on tattoos and whatever.

Mind you, he had a military engineering job that he got into at 21 for all his life that paid 6 figures with government benefits and he lives in a 4,000 sq foot house.
 
Was around my parents boomer friends and neighbors last night.

One of them was going on about how their generation aktually had it harder when it came to finding and buying a house because they had to pay income tax, and that good houses were always expensive, and that the younger generation spends their money too frivolously on tattoos and whatever.

Mind you, he had a military engineering job that he got into at 21 for all his life that paid 6 figures with government benefits and he lives in a 4,000 sq foot house.
Oh, Lord, please take them all now.
 
the people who wholesale burn the hoarder's shit and throw literal historical artifacts & things with intrinsic functional value & beauty into the dumpster because they're too fucking lazy to even take cursory glances at the things they are getting rid of are another side of the boomer coin. i've seen motherfuckers force their families into helping them burn their dead parent's entire book collection nazi bonfire style because "i want more room on the shelf for my models". seen people put out perfectly good, supremely comfortable furniture (sturdy leather couches, beds, all manner of things) to get rained on, infested by bugs & crushed in the back of a garbage truck because "muh spring cleaning". seen a nigga burn a functional wurlitzer piano and take the irreplaceable cast brass insides to a scrapyard for money because "wifey didn't like how it looked". seeing shit like that imbues some serious spiritual pain especially because you know it will be replaced with the most millennial garbage IKEA junk possible.
Yes, this is an excellent point. This gets me just as angry as the hoarders. My brother and his wife are like this, there are very valuable (money and memories) family heirlooms that I refuse to let them have because they would end up throwing them away in a few years. I gave some of my childhood toys to my nephews, things that I cherished but my daughters never wanted. Within a few days of me giving them away they were broken and thrown away by my sister in law. I was very upset. I took care of them my whole life for nothing.

They said we dont like clutter (they live in a huge expensive house with nothing in it).

It is just "stuff" and I have tried to get rid of alot of my things, but some things are genuinely nice and should be kept.

I just refuse to be a prisoner of "collections" like my boomer father amassed and I am now trying to free myself of.
 
Another thing to ponder.

How many married boomers are “beard marriages”, where Susan and David or Karen and Clark are married just because of the fact it would not have been socially unacceptable back when they were younger to be married to their “true love” aka Susan couldn’t munch Mollys carpet or Mark couldn’t slurp down as many cocks as he wanted.

I know of at least three possible beard marriages in my neighborhood. Two of them are where the wives are grouchy, grunting wilde-butches who have their husbands lives by the balls.

Another is a dude who even though he is married and has two kids, has the lispiest damn fag lisp ever. To be fair, when his wife went “missing” aka didn’t call him when she went to cluck like a hen for a few hours at a friends house, he was genuinely worried about her, so he does actually love his beard.
 
Another thing to ponder.

How many married boomers are “beard marriages”, where Susan and David or Karen and Clark are married just because of the fact it would not have been socially unacceptable back when they were younger to be married to their “true love” aka Susan couldn’t munch Mollys carpet or Mark couldn’t slurp down as many cocks as he wanted.

I know of at least three possible beard marriages in my neighborhood. Two of them are where the wives are grouchy, grunting wilde-butches who have their husbands lives by the balls.

Another is a dude who even though he is married and has two kids, has the lispiest damn fag lisp ever. To be fair, when his wife went “missing” aka didn’t call him when she went to cluck like a hen for a few hours at a friends house, he was genuinely worried about her, so he does actually love his beard.
I think a shit load of older generations got married out of obligation. Regardless of what that obligation was.

Despite there not being as much pressure to get married now than in any other time in civilized history, there are still people who get married simply because they think it's a milestone they need to reach or because they want a particular image. Though I don't think it happens as often as it used to.
 
I think a shit load of older generations got married out of obligation. Regardless of what that obligation was.

Despite there not being as much pressure to get married now than in any other time in civilized history, there are still people who get married simply because they think it's a milestone they need to reach or because they want a particular image. Though I don't think it happens as often as it used to.

The biggest whiplash faced by immigrants is their kids not wanting to go back to the home country to marry cousin Ahmed the 53 year old man.
Boomer/Pre-boomer times were never that bad, but the idea of people being able to support themselves by themselves and choosing their own partners for true love being an accepted norm is genuinely a new idea.

Boomers and their 60% divorce rate was the transition period.

People genuinely don't get this, but the moral of Romeo and Juliet is that such love is irresponsible and stupid. The lesson at the time was that they should have listened to their parents.
 
I think a shit load of older generations got married out of obligation. Regardless of what that obligation was.

Despite there not being as much pressure to get married now than in any other time in civilized history, there are still people who get married simply because they think it's a milestone they need to reach or because they want a particular image. Though I don't think it happens as often as it used to.
Marriage was just a standard life goalpost that you go for because its a desirable thing, so that you can have a family. It was never obligation in the modern sense imo thats just deranged. You are obligated to your family if you have one, but you have a family because you wanted it in the first place.

The reason everyone agreed on certain goal posts is because they were based and correct tbh
 
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