Borb's Wedding Pictures

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CalmMyTits said:
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random_pickle said:
Why would you want to see their wedding pictures? Barb is bad as is. Barb in a wedding dress could fuel night-terrors. No, not nightmares, night-TERRORS.
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Back then she wasn't too bad looking (not saying she was a hottie or anything but she wasn't the fat mess she is now). The first 10 years of bringing up a kid that refuses to grow up seemed to age her about 20 to 25 years.
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I for one would actually be curious to see the wedding pictures.Given the wedding dress style of the early 80's, though, a picture of Barb in her wedding dress would be a bit lulzy. And 30 years ago, Bob and Barb were a hell of a lot better looking than they ended up as. Bob was in his early 50's and I imagine was decent-looking, his hair still gray and black or brown (whatever his original color was) and his ticker was in better shape. And Barb as we saw in that pic of her and Baby Chris was in pretty good shape, and might even be considered a MILF. I mean, she had that good body shape AFTER giving birth to Chris.

And then things went to hell. Look, I know that having children is not easy, especially young ones and it's hard to find time for a jog or a trip to the gym, but damn. That Snorlax picture always cracks me up.
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When I was a kid most of the mothers of my friends and my mum were all pretty slim. You'd think having a young kid would keep you reasonably active and help keep the weight down. I think Borb must have just chucked toys and games his way and do anything to keep him occupied and give them peace. No wonder he grew up to be fat and lazy. I think Bob was born old, if you haven't been there yet check out the lulzy Chandler pics thread to see what I mean. Bob didn't seem to change much from Chris's birth to his death in 2011. Chris is a good advert for keeping your dick in your pants when you are in your 50s.
 
random_pickle said:
Why would you want to see their wedding pictures? Barb is bad as is. Barb in a wedding dress could fuel night-terrors. No, not nightmares, night-TERRORS.
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But it would be pre-obesity Barb.
 
I could imagine Bob and Barb being the type to get married at the courthouse about a month before Chris was due.

Or failing that, a literal shotgun wedding XD
 
Bey98 said:
I could imagine Bob and Barb being the type to get married at the courthouse about a month before Chris was due.

Or failing that, a literal shotgun wedding XD
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Who would wield the shotgun in a Bob-n-Barb shotgun wedding? Certainly not their long-deceased parents and certainly not the folks looking out for their propriety and dignity (i.e. nobody).
 
Bey98 said:
I could imagine Bob and Barb being the type to get married at the courthouse about a month before Chris was due.

Or failing that, a literal shotgun wedding XD
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Were they even married at all? I've never read anything about their wedding nor heard Chris mention their anniversaries.
 
trip2themoon, I can't believe I just noticed you're signature.

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Just...................why
 
I just switched from mobile style to full style, thus seeing trip2themoon's new sig for the first time :o :shock:

The horror... the horror!
 
random_pickle said:
trip2themoon, I can't believe I just noticed you're signature.

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Just...................why
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I find it hypnotic like a lava lamp. Only cost me 5 cents to get him to dance for me... :lol: Gotta laugh at how he shakes his arse then pulls up his skirt thing then shakes it some more.
 
trip2themoon said:
I find it hypnotic like a lava lamp. Only cost me 5 cents to get him to dance for me... :lol: Gotta laugh at how he shakes his arse then pulls up his skirt thing then shakes it some more.
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Dat cutie mark.
 
calicojack said:
trip2themoon said:
I find it hypnotic like a lava lamp. Only cost me 5 cents to get him to dance for me... :lol: Gotta laugh at how he shakes his arse then pulls up his skirt thing then shakes it some more.
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Dat cutie mark.
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Hell yeah... :heart-full:

If anyone is grossed out by the jiggling poof PM me and I'll take it down.
 
trip2themoon said:
If anyone is grossed out by the jiggling poof PM me and I'll take it down.
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I think it's a given that we're grossed out, anyone with a central nervous system would be. But that's no reason to take it down. :lol:
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
trip2themoon said:
If anyone is grossed out by the jiggling poof PM me and I'll take it down.
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I think it's a given that we're grossed out, anyone with a central nervous system would be. But that's no reason to take it down. :lol:
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Lol.

It kind of reminds me of a bad car crash, you shouldn't stare but at the same time you can't get your eyes off it. I wonder when/where he filmed it?
 
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