Culture Border wall prototypes being considered - :wall:

Honestly, I'm sick of China making a big deal out of their stupid wall. We are America - we can't be outdone by some shoddy ching-chong barricade. Ours should be visible from the fucking sun and be lined with a McDonald's and maybe a Sbarros every few feet for maximum tourism potential.
 
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JUST LEAKED classified blueprints for the structure:

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I keep thinking he got the idea for the wall after watching Game of Thrones. It's going to keep the beaners AND white walkers out!
 
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Bass said:
I keep thinking he got the idea for the wall after watching Game of Thrones. It's going to keep the beaners AND white walkers out!
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And just like GoT, season after season will pass with nothing happening, culminating in an anticlimactic letdown. But with lots of cgi and tits along the way to keep the fans occupied.
 
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Mike Pence's. He flashes a nip every time a leftist gets wise and says "hey wait a minute..." whenever his dumbass friends think Trump getting impeached will be good for their cause.
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And if you are a man and you look you get shocked, right? They're cunning bastards in this administration. Building the wall, naked Mike Pence, and outing all the gays in one fell swoop. Well played Trump, well played.
 
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Serious question, how is any wall proposal dealing with the fact that thousands of Americans own property that butts right up against the border and won't willingly lay down for eminent domain?
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According to ¡Yeb!, Trump knows a thing or two about eminent domain, so even if the wall is never built, he's still the best guy for the job.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Serious question, how is any wall proposal dealing with the fact that thousands of Americans own property that butts right up against the border and won't willingly lay down for eminent domain?
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There's also Indian reservoirs on the way. Mexican cartels use those as smuggling points and the injuns oblige as long as they get paid, so good luck negotiating with them.

And even then getting the soil is the fun part. The real logistic nightmare starts when the federal goverment has to juggle dozens of private contractors.
 
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There's also Indian reservoirs on the way. Mexican cartels use those as smuggling points and the injuns oblige as long as they get paid, so good luck negotiating with them.

And even then getting the soil is the fun part. The real logistic nightmare starts when the federal goverment has to juggle dozens of private contractors.
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And then illegal work becomes even more popular, as those contractors are a huge driving force in demand for illegal workers.

Good job, Trump-supporters; you're wanting to facilitate more job-thieving Mexicans.
 
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Oh come on! Anyone who's seen 10 minutes of one of those border patrol COPS knock off shows knows that the wall doesn't need to be 30 feet high, but rather 60 feet deep into the ground.
 
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