Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
voiceguy,

Do you have any questions or important comments to make?

I have made nothing but important comments as I have assiduously attempted to show you that your theory is flawed because there is no 0 or null value in gematria. And the values you have been using match numerology a lot more than English Gematria -- but there is no 0 or null value in numerology either.

What's wrong, Brad? Is it because I have shown you, using your own system, that I am closer to being Christ than you are even though I'm a Jew?

Hey, wait a minute.

Jesus was a Jew.

I may be onto something here.

Brad Watson_Miami said:
My first name is Richard; I was born Rich.

Whoa! When did that happen? Do you go by your middle name? And if so, why would you do that when Richard(7)(R18+I9+C3+H8+A1+R18+D4=61)(6+1=7) fits so much better into your system.

Brad Watson_Miami said:
I first heard of Nestorian Christians after writing about the Planet Nestor and Nestlings for awhile. I frankly don't know about the Nestorians

If you don't know about them then why do you write so much about them? How do you know their language and their favorite games and even their favorite beer? Come to think of it, how do they get Miller64? Does the Miller Brewing Company have some vast intergalactic network? If so, why won't they share it with NASA?

There you go. All serious comments and questions.
 
Thanks for ignoring me multiple times, dumb shit. I can only assume that elementary convexity theory is beyond the grasp of your feeble mind. My science has clearly eclipsed yours. Spending any more time with your pathetic intellect is a waste of mine. Adieu.
 
Cthulhu,

Revelation Chapter 13 is the Biblical prophecy regarding the "666 1st Beast", "2nd Beast", and "666 mark of the Beast". I could write an entire booklet on Rev Ch 13 but I'll quickly sum up how this prophecy has been fulfilled.

First, the entire Book of Revelation is a coded message regarding the return of the Christ. Anyone who speaks of "Neron Caesar was the 666" is correct yet he was dead when John wrote this and his reincarnation at this point in history when the Christ has reincarnated is the whole point of the prophecy. The last book of the Bible ends with the return of the Christ, 1000 of world unity and peace with the Christ in-charge, heaven on Earth, and a New World. There is no "end of the world" or "end of time" like some incorrect Bible translations and so-called 'Bible experts' promote.

Second, the term 'Antichrist' is NOT found anywhere in The Revelation according to John of Patmos. But the "1st Beast" and "2nd Beast" are pretty much unanimously accepted as being the Antichrist (as opposed to being antichrists - there are a billion+ of those including a bunch on this forum). The "666" reference is 'the key'(6,74) - it was consciously written by the Apostle(?) John as a gematria code referring to Neron Caesar being transliterated from its Greek pronunciation to Hebrew. In it's Latin transliteration to Hebrew gematria it is 616. But this method of alphanumeric code gematria(8,74) is Step 2. Step 1 of any language's gematria(8,74) is simply counting the number of letters in a word, name or phrase and giving symbolic meaning to that, i.e. a(1), bi(2), tri(3), quad(4), penta(5), GOD(3) being the Holy Trinity, Liberty(7) Bell(4) and 7/4=July 4th, Sabbath(7)/Shabbat(7)/Shabbos(7) on the seventh(7) day, Hanukah(8)/Chanukah(8) is an eight-day(8) festival(8) like Passover(8), E PLURIBUS UNUM(13) & the 13 Original States, etc.

Third, the 666 1st Beast rules the world. This makes the prophecy very clear and very specific. There was never a leader that truly ruled the world until the Soviet Union began to disintegrate. The Roman Emperor ruled the Roman Empire but everyone knew then that there where lands and peoples beyond the borders of the empire that that weren't under the power of the emperor. Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) the 40th President of the US 1981-1989
was the "666 1st Beast". His actions were the opposite of the Christ, he "lied to all nations and was wounded yet lived."


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Coldgrip,

You need to face it, you have a drug problem.
This is news to me. Please, elaborate.
And my name is not Bradley...
I'm giving you the choice between Bradley or 2-18-1-4-12-5-25. Please choose whichever one you feel more comfortable with (I also put those dashes between the numbers so you wouldn't get confused, because, you know, you're not too bright;)).
...nor do I post "shit".
Except for all those times you do post shit Bradley (oops, guess I decided for you).
You can't understand GOD=7_4, G is the 7th letter, a circle is either the 15th letter or zero and D=4? GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. 7/4/1776 was a Freemasonry thing led by Benjamin Franklin (PA), George Washington (VA), and John Hancock(MA).
You don't seem to understand that 2-18-1-4-12-5-25 equals 67. 6 plus 7 when added together equals 13. 1 plus 3 when added together equals 4. 4 = the letter "d". You know what also starts with the letter "d"? Dongs. That's right folks, I've cracked the code, Bradley likes dongs. It's as clear as day, anyone can see it. Game over Bradley, we're on to you.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami you have never answered my question:

What do other members of your church think about your false claims of being Jesus resurrected?
 
Cthulhu,

I haven't been Y'shua ben Yosef in 2,000 years. Call me Brad or don't call me.

@Brad Watson_Miami you have just demonstrated my point in this question that I have asked and you still haven't answered:

Why do you retain Jesus's authority to judge, yet do not possess his capacity to work miracles, moral authority, patience, or compassion? In other words, why does your reincarnation only work in ways that benefit you, and absolve you of doing things for others?
 
KingyGeedorah,

I'm fine and no, you can't have my drums. Do you have a real question to ask or a serious comment?

Nope just saying hi to my favorite savior. Most of what I say is not serious in any way.

That being said, what is your favorite beverage to drink other then water?
 
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autism420,

There's nothing "false" about my claim of being Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated (not "resurrected"; that means the same body*). Are you pointing a gun at me in your avatar? You must delete that before answering me again. WARNING! Today may be your Judgment Day: your next decision will be the BIGGEST one of your life.**

*Synchronism: 4/22/15 12:09 (Police) Chief Jesus ---. 12:14 **"We'll make sure that he receives justice." on CH 7
 
autism420,

There's nothing "false" about my claim of being Jesus son of Joseph reincarnated (not "resurrected"; that means the same body*). Are you pointing a gun at me in your avatar? You must delete that before answering me again. WARNING! Today may be your Judgment Day: your next decision will be the BIGGEST one of your life.**

*Synchronism: 4/22/15 12:09 (Police) Chief Jesus ---. 12:14 **"We'll make sure that he receives justice." on CH 7
I guess you can't have respect for the Commander without Rain Man Jesus flipping his lid and jumping to conclusions.
 
Coldgrip,

You're "giving me the choice" of what name I AM going to have?! 621311 251521.

You have rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/22/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck, 274 reincarnated as non-human, 74 years non-commutable.

Etc.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
Coldgrip,

You're "giving me the choice" of what name I AM going to have?! 621311 251521.

You have rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 4/22/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck, 274 reincarnated as non-human, 74 years non-commutable.

Etc.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
Still not answering questions, I see. So when you said you'd answer our questions, were you lying or wrong? Because Christ was neither.
 
Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) the 40th President of the US 1981-1989
was the "666 1st Beast". His actions were the opposite of the Christ, he "lied to all nations and was wounded yet lived."

From Biography.com:

"President Ronald Reagan helped redefine the purpose of government and pressured the Soviet Union to end the Cold War. He solidified the conservative agenda for decades after his presidency.
In his inaugural speech on January 20, 1981, Reagan rhetorically announced that "government is not the solution to our problems; government is the problem." He called for an era of national renewal and hoped that America would again be "a beacon of hope for those who do not have freedom."
On the domestic front, President Reagan advanced policies that reduced social programs and restrictions on business. Tax cuts were implemented to stimulate the United States' economy. He also advocated for increases in military spending, reductions in certain social programs and measures to deregulate business. By 1983, the nation's economy had begun to recover and, according to many economists, entered a seven-year period of prosperity.
During his second term, Reagan forged a diplomatic relationship with the reform-minded Mikhail Gorbachev, chairman of the Soviet Union. In 1987, the Americans and Soviets signed a historic agreement to eliminate intermediate-range nuclear missiles. That same year, Reagan spoke at Germany's Berlin Wall, a symbol of communism, and famously challenged Gorbachev to tear it down. Twenty-nine months later, Gorbachev allowed the people of Berlin to dismantle the wall, ending Soviet domination of East Germany. "

These are not the actions of the Anti-Christ.

I didn't even like Reagan, but to call him the Anti-Christ? Who's the second beast going to be? Walt Disney? Bill Gates? Papa Johns Pizza?

Brad Watson_Miami said:
621311 251521

For the uninitiated, that's "FUCK YOU" in numerological script. If it was English Gematria it would be "620311 231420", as English Gematria uses only 24 numbers, combining I and J as 8 and U and V as 20.

Either way, nice Christ-like language, Brad ....NOT!

(PS -- Did you notice he applied a value of 15 to the letter O? Guess he only equates it to zero when it suits his agenda.)
 
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Earth's 1st Amphibian: God-incarnate

(This was a reply to a comment on National Geographic on Evolution vs. Creationism http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/01/150125-bill-nye-science-guy-evolution-creation-book-talk-culture/ )

"The Creator God has swam not only on Earth" but on all 'true Earth-like plan-its'. Matter-of-fact, the Creator God was incarnate as Earth's first amphibian. Being an excellent swimmer, he still chose to come on to the land. This was tricky for him! And even trickier was convincing his mate(s), family and friends to follow him. This is a BIG example of Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including 'follow-the-leader'. This is also a BIG example of GOD-guided Evolution Theory.

ChurchOfGodBear,

I don't like you. I don't your mocking screen name and avatar and all of your posts74 are 'poking the bear'. STOP it now, 315311 1921311518.

F. Hausdorff,

You are one of about 40 people on here who are busy attacking me for various reasons and when I don't answer fast enough for your ego, then you go off on me.

You very rudely judged me, therefore...

4.22.15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck, 374 years reincarnated as non-human, 74 years non-commutable, born-again as human under very hellish circumstances.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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STOP it now
Or what? Are you going to post a bunch more made up shit and try to act like you're in a position to judge people?

And no, I will not change my avatar. What are you going to do about it?

You are a false prophet, obviously you are a tool of SATAN trying to spread false hope among true believers.
You have done nothing to prove your claim, you just continue posting made up numbers shit which has already been debunked.

YOUR RATING @Brad Watson_Miami is 0/10 for failure to put forth a coherent argument. You are doomed to 100000 years in pure hellfire. Nothing you say or do will change this.

edit: not sure if this was posted yet, but here is a picture of Brad
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Hey @Brad Watson_Miami I'm still wondering about your Christological stance. Are you Chalcedonian, Arian, Nestorian, Miaphysite, Monophysite, Monarchian, Adoptionist, etc.? Surely Christ incarnate has the answer for this age old theological question that has divided Christendom since its inception and I'm genuinely curious as to what the eternal truth is as delivered by the savior himself.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear,

I don't like you. I don't your mocking screen name and avatar and all of your posts74 are 'poking the bear'. STOP it now, 315311 1921311518.
I'm not concerned with you liking me or not. Jesus ate with prostitutes and tax collectors and assisted beggars and lepers. You're upset because I have a funny name.

If you're still claiming to be Jesus reincarnated, I'd say you've become kind of a dick in the last 20 centuries.
 
F. Hausdorff,

You are one of about 40 people on here who are busy attacking me for various reasons and when I don't answer fast enough for your ego, then you go off on me.

You very rudely judged me, therefore...

4.22.15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck, 374 years reincarnated as non-human, 74 years non-commutable, born-again as human under very hellish circumstances.


c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Nice backpedalling. If you're too unintelligent to answer my question, then just go back to smacking rocks together and leave the Internet to grownups who actually know what they're doing. Peace out loser.
 
315311 1921311518

Translating again: "COCK SUCKER"

The real Jesus would NEVER use that kind of language. You need to wash out your mouth with holy water, young man!

"The Creator God has swam not only on Earth" but on all 'true Earth-like plan-its'. Matter-of-fact, the Creator God was incarnate as Earth's first amphibian. Being an excellent swimmer, he still chose to come on to the land.

So what are you saying? God is a frog? That's so sacrilegious I'd wager even the atheists here would be offended. I know I am.
 
ChurchOfGodBear,

I don't like you. I don't your mocking screen name and avatar and all of your posts74 are 'poking the bear'. STOP it now, 315311 1921311518.

That feeling when the second coming doesn't realize the joke isn't about him. Buddy Christ here suffers from ego, the biggest reason a lolcow is a lolcow.
 
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