Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Buuuuut it's an herb mannnnn.

Symphony musician? Did I miss this one or is this a new career like Kabbalah instructor.

Edit: Brad I'm not totally sure that's a punishment. How about next time you throw one of us into The Bog of Eternal Stench.
 
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@Anonymus Fluhre,

You shown some serious mental illness in insulting my dead mother. You've proven over-and-over again that you're evil. As an atheist, you've convinced yourself that there's no GOD, no God-incarnate, no afterlife, no karma, and no justice in this Universe. Well, that's thee experiment that you're participating in. We'll discover in time* whether you're right or I AM.


*Synchronism: 4.14.18 20:33 "Father Time - Dwayne Wade." - ESPN, Miami Heat vs. Philadelphia 76ers
I don't recall AF insulting your mother. Rather, I recall him having considerable sympathy for your family.
 
@gobbogobb, post: 3251591, member: 21806"]Buuuuut it's an herb mannnnn.
You never smoked any pot, anonymous coward?
Symphony musician?
Ya, I've been playing professionally since I was 15. I have an orchestra concert tomorrow after my church gig.

What type of work do you do, anonymous coward? GOD knows, but I'd like to know.
Did I miss this one or is this a new career like Kabbalah instructor.
That's Kaballa(7,40=K11+A1+B2+A1+L12+L12+A1). I don't teach it professionally.
Edit: Brad I'm not totally sure that's a punishment. How about next time you throw one of us into The Bog of Eternal Stench.
You don't think being reincarnated as non-human (a hippo) for 35,000 years is a punishment?! Huh.
 
@Anonymus Fluhre,

You shown some serious mental illness in insulting my dead mother. You've proven over-and-over again that you're evil. As an atheist, you've convinced yourself that there's no GOD, no God-incarnate, no afterlife, no karma, and no justice in this Universe. Well, that's thee experiment that you're participating in. We'll discover in time* whether you're right or I AM.
Being a douche is different from being mentally ill, every single God Incarnate™ has proven themselves incapable of performing miracles without their personal props (assuming that they were charlatans and didn't convince themself that they were God Incarnate™), karma is delivered at most through other people responding to your actions instead of the universe itself working to give you what you deserve.
Maybe if you could prove anything that you say, you would be in front of the Nobel committee instead of posting on a forum dedicated to laughing at people like you on a thread that has been laughing at you specifically for over three years.
 
@ChurchOfGodHippo,

Motherfucker, did you ever smoke pot? What kind of work do you do?

@Monolith,

You're a mentally ill douchebag who is obsessed with me. Your anonymous cowardice and desire to Internet bully drew you to KiwiFarms. What do you do for a living?
 
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I'm an underwater basketweaver. The pay is good but my socks stay soaked all day.

Why do you care if we smoke pot? THC is a "drug"
 
I've been rereading Chaos by James Gleick (Viking, 1987) the last week. He uses the expression order masquerading as randomness to simply define chaos theory. I decided today to replace apparent randomness with that in the introductory paragraph to the "7 Seals"/theories...

Everything is connected, evolves by laws of Nature, is (w)holē40 and mathematically interwoven. There’s structure, patterns, probability, and entanglement within order masquerading as randomness (chaos theory and quantum mechanics). Every†hing has meaning in the Grand Scheme of GOD/FOD’s universes. When an idea19* is connect59/74ed to Nature, it’s logical59 & was inevitable, e.g. base 10 (10 fingers) & sacred geometry/gematria74. The spoken word is linked to the written word, which is based on its alphabet, which is phonetic, pictographic, & has a numerical order connected to the Bible30, Nature & science. There’s a human and animal collective conscious/ subconscious (GOD). In this bio-anthropocentric Universe, we’re not only ‘observers who affect the experiment’, we’re participants & cocreators.
The Meaning of Life: Earth – Leave It Better Than You Found It


Synchronism: 21:07 Miami 47 Philly 47
 
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Would this read better as...

Everything is connected, evolves by laws of Nature, is (w)holē40 and mathematically interwoven. Within order masquerading as randomness (chaos theory and quantum mechanics), there’s structure, patterns, probability, and entanglement. Every†hing has meaning in the Grand Scheme of GOD/FOD’s universes. When an idea19* is connect59/74ed to Nature, it’s logical59 & was inevitable, e.g. base 10 (10 fingers) & sacred geometry/gematria74. The spoken word is linked to the written word, which is based on its alphabet, which is phonetic, pictographic, & has a numerical order connected to the Bible30, Nature & science. There’s a human and animal collective conscious/subconscious (GOD). In this bio-anthropocentric Universe, we’re not only ‘observers who affect the experiment’, we’re participants & cocreators.
The Meaning of Life: Earth – Leave It Better Than You Found It


Synchronism: 21:07 Miami 47 Philly 47
 
Would this read better as...

Everything is connected, evolves by laws of Nature, is (w)holē40 and mathematically interwoven. Within order masquerading as randomness (chaos theory and quantum mechanics), there’s structure, patterns, probability, and entanglement. Every†hing has meaning in the Grand Scheme of GOD/FOD’s universes. When an idea19* is connect59/74ed to Nature, it’s logical59 & was inevitable, e.g. base 10 (10 fingers) & sacred geometry/gematria74. The spoken word is linked to the written word, which is based on its alphabet, which is phonetic, pictographic, & has a numerical order connected to the Bible30, Nature & science. There’s a human and animal collective conscious/subconscious (GOD). In this bio-anthropocentric Universe, we’re not only ‘observers who affect the experiment’, we’re participants & cocreators.
The Meaning of Life: Earth – Leave It Better Than You Found It


Synchronism: 21:07 Miami 47 Philly 47
No, it would not. You need to stop snorting the yeyo, old man.
 
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I AM a symphony musician, douchebag.

I never 'did drugs'. I smoked a little pot in high school and college - who didn't?

I never had a DUI - never.

You have a sick obsession with me. You can't let 12 hours go by without writing about me, my girlfriend, my parents, my friends, my cats... You need to find an exorcist and a psychiatrist who can address your mental problems as a team.

Brad, we have your records, why bother lying about them?
@Anonymus Fluhre,

You shown some serious mental illness in insulting my dead mother. You've proven over-and-over again that you're evil. As an atheist, you've convinced yourself that there's no GOD, no God-incarnate, no afterlife, no karma, and no justice in this Universe. Well, that's thee experiment that you're participating in. We'll discover in time* whether you're right or I AM.


*Synchronism: 4.14.18 20:33 "Father Time - Dwayne Wade." - ESPN, Miami Heat vs. Philadelphia 76ers

May wish to learn some reading comprehension kills there Brad, I never insulted your mother. You on the other hand? Well I can't say the same.
 

I take it from your post of a Hippo that you find no fault with any of my statements, and affirm them all as factually true, then.

That's Kaballa(7,40=K11+A1+B2+A1+L12+L12+A1). I don't teach it professionally.

It's Kabbalah, Piddles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabbalah

https://kabbalah.com/en

And, they have a Miami Branch!

http://miami.kabbalah.com/

You don't think being reincarnated as non-human (a hippo) for 35,000 years is a punishment?! Huh.

It's about as much of a punishment as having the creepy kid in geography write your name in his death note. Somehow less credible, though.
 
@Monolith,

You're a mentally ill douchebag who is obsessed with me. Your anonymous cowardice and desire to Internet bully drew you to KiwiFarms. What do you do for a living?
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I'm in school rn. Full-on stage 4.

Although I admit, Brad. You are my favorite laughingstock on this site.
 
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