Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I did a google search on this Hydrogen argument that seems to be happening. It varies from sources from what I can tell. Wikipedia is the only place saying 74%.
Wrong. From the 1st page of a Google search, I found...

The most abundant element, hydrogen, accounts for 74% of the mass while helium contributes 25%. Heavier elements comprise less than 1% of the total.* https://louisville.edu/planetarium/...visualization-scripts/high-school/hs-module-1

Let me search some more.


*Synchronism: 21:05 "2%" - Ancient Aliens, The Taken (S13/Ep9, 2018) currently on History Channel

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@Anonymus Fluffer,

I originally got "74% hydrogen in this Universe" from a used college astronomy textbook and then did a google search which confirmed it. I AM not at home or I would see if I could find that old textbook in my library. Maybe I'll remember to look tomorrow.

74% is the number they give for the percentage of hydrogen in a star similar to our own. 73% is the amount of hydrogen in the known universe.
Nope, you dope. 74% is the amount of hydrogen in this Universes and the average amount for stars, e.g. the Sun.
However those numbers drop drastically when you consider how much hydrogen a star uses every year.
I call BIG PILE OF SHIT! If that were true, a star would only live a hundred74 years or so.

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I am confused
You've been CONfused ever since that fateful day when you first came on here. But I still love you.*


*9:27 I spit up a little when I wrote that.

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It can be, through Nuclear Fission. However, don't worry about running out of Hydrogen. It's not used up so much as converted into heavier elements, and we still have 18 bajillion metric fucktons of the stuff left.
That's 22 bajillion imperial fucktons, for the record.
I AM confused. Is it 18 or 22 bajillion imperial fucktons? And yes, of course I've heard of the term "bajillion imperial fucktons" - I AM a scientist* and mathematician.


*Synchronism: 21:31 "Scientific data." - Ancient Aliens

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Sorry to go back a few pages but
Do time zones and calendar dates change your theories? For example Hawking was said to die in the early morning of 14/03/18 - note the calendar style of the UK 14/03 for the UK 'Pi day' would have to fall on the third of a fourteenth month. What if he died before 5am UK time? The USA would have still been in the date 13/03/18... Have you taken this into account?
Jub-Jub, yes. Jub-Jub, Pi Day is 3.14 and you know it. Jub-Jub, the question is, "Coincidence"?

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@BlueFistedDevil,

I don't do jalapeno anything. I AM very WASPy - I put mayonnaise on everything.

I love you - with or without mayonnaise.
 
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I don't think he's ever left Florida.
I think he once left Florida to go to an away game of the Miami Dolphins. If I'm not mistaken, he talked to people about being Jesus and got into trouble with the cops over being drunk.
When you're outdone by Chris in terms of travelling around, you're doing it wrong.

I call BIG PILE OF SHIT! If that were true, a star would only live a hundred74 years or so.
Every second, the sun is converting 565 million tons of hydrogen to 560 million tons of helium, thus lowering the percentage of hydrogen within the star.
 
I think he once left Florida to go to an away game of the Miami Dolphins. If I'm not mistaken, he talked to people about being Jesus and got into trouble with the cops over being drunk.
You're mistaken (as always). I've been to over half of the 50 States. I went to Dolphin away games in Minneapolis, Minnesota and Foxboro, MA and I did NOT get drunk. And I have never told anyone "I AM Jesus" - I always correctly identify myself as Brad Watson from Miami.
Every second, the sun is converting 565 million tons of hydrogen to 560 million tons of helium, thus lowering the percentage of hydrogen within the star.
@LoverofPillsbury said, "don't worry about running out of Hydrogen. It's not used up so much as converted into heavier elements, and we still have 18 bajillion metric fucktons of the stuff left. That's 22 bajillion imperial fucktons, for the record.

If you're not familiar with the highly technical jargon of 'bajillion metric/imperial fucktons', then google it.
 
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You're mistaken (as always). I've been to over half of the 50 States. I went to Dolphin away games in Minneapolis, Minnesota and Foxboro, MA and I did NOT get drunk. And I have never told anyone "I AM Jesus" - I always correctly identify myself as Brad Watson from Miami.
But you ran into trouble with the cops?
@LoverofPillsbury said, "don't worry about running out of Hydrogen. It's not used up so much as converted into heavier elements, and we still have 18 bajillion metric fucktons of the stuff left. That's 22 bajillion imperial fucktons, for the record.

If you're not familiar with the highly technical jargon of 'bajillion metric fucktons', then google it.
I am well aware of that and I was merely remarking on how the sun is converting hydrogen in copious amounts constantly. It started out with a far higher amount of hydrogen (though it was never pure hydrogen for obvious reasons), and it slowly eats away its hydrogen until it'll eventually become unable to sustain its current mode of fusion. Then, many interesting things happen.

Has your plan-it shtick got anything to say about that, I wonder?
 
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'Cosmic Egg'. Is everybody familiar with the term? Google it. There was an Ancient Aliens, The Cosmic Egg episode on History Channel last night that I've seen at least twice before. They compared the ancient belief of the Cosmic Egg from many civilizations to the singularity of the Big Bang. I then read three websites on Cosmic Egg and decided to add it to Seal #1...

The Big Bang-Bit Banga supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 and information - 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole at the center of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities (relativity) in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth-life-death-transformation-rebirth cycle in The Conglomerate of Universes (multiverse without bubble universes and parallel worlds). Our Universe and that SBH share the same event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition formed an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed and information transferred. This Universe is the offspring of another universe. This cause-and-effect explains both infinite space and eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to a universe to a mind.

How do you Farmers like the addition of 'Cosmic Egg'?

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Is everybody familiar with the term? Google it. There was an Ancient Aliens, The Cosmic Egg episode on History Channel last night that I've seen at least twice before.
Dude, even someone like you is wasting his time and brainpower by watching that nonsense. Only fools take their poorly researched nonsense at face value.

How do you Farmers like the addition of 'Cosmic Egg'?
It makes it look like even more of a word-salad.
 
Tiger Woods is about to tee off in the PGA Championship. Last Thursday I was flipping channels and came across Tiger in the 1st Round at Firestone when he was -5 after 17 and the commentators were talking about how long it's been since he had a round without a bogey. He had an 8-footer for par on 18 that he missed, so on the Par 70 course, he finished74 -4. Tiger wouldn't challenge the leaders for the rest of the tour74nament.

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"Our bodies maintain a virtually constant blood pH of about 7.4. (It literally must be maintained at the very narrow pH range of 7.35 to 7.45.)" - p. 322, Outsmart your cancer by Tanya Harter Pierceb (Thoughtworks, 2009)

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"33 out of 74 commissioned generals of the Continental Army between 1775 and 1783 were provably Masons." - p. 84, Solomon's Builder's by Christopher Hodapp (Ulysses Press, 2007)

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"The average normal brain contains 74% water." https://books.google.com/books?id=RL9rAAAAMAAJ&q=74%+of+brain+is+water&dq=74%+of+brain+is+water&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiK8r6MpODcAhXJ6lMKHYQbAx0Q6AEISzAG


Synchronism: 9:49 Alexander Graham Bell answers phone in theater - Geico ad on ESPN2 ("Mr. Watson, come here - I want you."). 10:29 "You have to release these numbers." - CNN

Only fools take their poorly researched nonsense at face value.
I've read about the Cosmic Egg creation story of many cultures over the years. I googled it the other night and read about it on three different sites. Have you researched Cosmic Egg at all? If not, what kind of fool are you?
It makes it look like even more of a word-salad.
The term word salad is offered up by ignorants and fools when they don't want to have to think.* You wrote-it-off as word-salad before I added to it, so think of the Cosmic Egg as a word-salad topping.

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*Synchronism: 10:17 "It's not very thought out." - ESPN2. 10:25 "The Last Pope?" ad for History Channel's program on HC

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Two Kiwi Farmers went walking and came across a dog407 licking his bols. "I wish I could do that." "You can, just pet him first."
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I admit I'm getting pretty weary of the constant Ancient Aliens feed. If I wanted a steady diet of trash TV and sports, I could, you know, go watch those things. Myself. Not filtered through the brain of the guy who thinks he's Jesus but denies the one defining tenet of Christianity and presumes to judge the quality of other people's Buddhism. It would be kind of cool if we had any actual Satanists he could lecture on being a bad Satanist, but I don't think anybody here is that edgelordy, and the mods hate this thread enough as it is.
 
@LoverofPiss,

Only a piss-lover would resort to attacking my girlfriend. Come on, man-up.

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Tiger Woods just shot even-par 70 in the first of his 4 rounds in the PGA Championship.

I AM rereading Stephen Hawking's The Theory of Everything (New Millennium Press, 2002). This was first published under the title of The Cambridge Lectures: Life Works (1996). Maybe it's because I recently got the hard cover, but I just became aware that 'coincidentally' this is a collection of 7 lectures that Hawking gave with his 4th - Black Holes Ain't So Black - including his discovery of Hawking Radiation.


Synchronism: 8.9.18 14:56 Jordon Spieth just made the first double-bogey 6 of the day on the Par 4 1st Hole. The 2nd Hole is 407 yards.

the guy who thinks he's Jesus
Nope, I clearly identified myself as Brad Watson from Miami from the beginnin'74 of this thread. Try to pay attention!
but denies the one defining tenet of Christianity
In your opinion, what's that?
and presumes to judge the quality of other people's Buddhism.
I AM judging everyone here and everywhere. You had your Judgment Day awhile back and you FAILED miserably and continue to spread your evil.
It would be kind of cool if we had any actual Satanists
You've got a sick concept of what is cool.
he could lecture on being a bad Satanist, but I don't think anybody here is that edgelordy
You're pretty evil.
and the mods hate this thread enough as it is.
The mods are evil and they're proud of it.
 
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@LoverofPiss,

Only a piss-lover would resort to attacking my girlfriend. Come on, man-up.

It's a good thing I didn't attack her, then. All I said was she went on a walk with you, you wanted to lick a dog's balls and she told you to wait your turn.

Oh, wait, do you think being a member here is an insult? Because you're a member here, Puddle.
 
I mean, maybe I'm severely confused, not being a Christian and all, but I keep being told that the one thing one is required to believe, in order to be a Christian in good standing, is that Jesus died on the cross -- died, not merely had a near-death experience, actually died and stayed like that for three days -- to save mankind from sin. @GethN7? Is this basically a correct understanding?
 
I mean, maybe I'm severely confused, not being a Christian and all, but I keep being told that the one thing one is required to believe, in order to be a Christian in good standing, is that Jesus died on the cross -- died, not merely had a near-death experience, actually died and stayed like that for three days -- to save mankind from sin. @GethN7? Is this basically a correct understanding?

I can also confirm, that Jesus died to atone for all sins of humanity, past present, and future is a core tenet of Christianity.
 
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