Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
The funny thing is, way before the days of the bradwatson.php, he used to end each and every single one of his judgements with the announcement that he'd ignore the user he judged, but he'd get into internet slap fights with them the very next day.

Even when he runs away, he's still coming back like the weak-willed retard that he is.
Hahaha. Man, Brad sucks. He's also barely engaging with us anymore. It's clear he knows we know he's full of shit, so all he can hope is someone new reads his post and believes him.

But they never will. Brad is a coward idiot who thinks arguing about grammar is the key to get people to believe he's God. It's not. I've shown my friends some of the things he believes are true and they get a kick out of it.
 
Hahaha. Man, Brad sucks. He's also barely engaging with us anymore. It's clear he knows we know he's full of shit, so all he can hope is someone new reads his post and believes him.

But they never will. Brad is a coward idiot who thinks arguing about grammar is the key to get people to believe he's God. It's not. I've shown my friends some of the things he believes are true and they get a kick out of it.
Brad likes to pretend to be a teacher and since Fluhre has been kicking Brad's ass on every level, Brad has to desperately attempt to reassert his imagined superiority by being a Grammar Nazi.
 
Brad likes to pretend to be a teacher and since Fluhre has been kicking Brad's ass on every level, Brad has to desperately attempt to reassert his imagined superiority by being a Grammar Nazi.
And of course, he uses "7+4" grammar, which is a subject only he knows. So he still gets to think he's right because you don't see the world through his mental illness.
 
@BlueFistedDevil,

Tiger won the TOUR Championship at East Lake, that's not just any tournament. Is it a 'coincidence' that East Lake was Bobby Jones' home course where he played his first round of golf and his last round, and I've been saying for years that Jones was reincarnated as Tiger?

Rory McElroy played with Tiger today for the first time in the last round of a tournament in the last group. Rory shot 74: 4 over the Par 70. (Par is 280 for 4 rounds.)

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The Dolphins won today scoring 28 points: 4 touchdowns of 7 points each (with extra point).

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Brad still trying to ignore us. He must be intimidated by our brilliance.
Dick's too busy counting out the number of lint balls in his tumble dryer or something like that. Nigga can't even watch a show to enjoy it; the autistic obsession with number sperging means he has to ignore the game in favor of the number of times you see the golfer grimace as they hit into a sand trap or the number of times Picard told Wesley to shut up.

His ability to have fun is nonpresent due to his untreated brain disease; hence his sheer hatefulness and tendency to tantrum.
 
Is it a 'coincidence' that East Lake was Bobby Jones' home course where he played his first round of golf and his last round, and I've been saying for years that Jones was reincarnated as Tiger?
Actually, it's tautology since you're reaffirming a supposed fact by itself.
 
@Iwassickamstillsick,

You're sick.

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"A 74-year-old survived for 5 days in a burned-out building." - ABC World News Tonight
 
@Iwassickamstillsick,

You're sick.

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"A 74-year-old survived for 5 days in a burned-out building." - ABC World News Tonight
Don't even try to pretend to be better than you are Dickie. Remember when you delusionally believed you controlled the weather like some Z-list Batman villain? The Farms does; and can at any point dredge this shitty thread to show all the times you threatened to fling disasters at randos on the net who rendered you booty blasted. You were actively and happily hoping we died due to storms, floods, tornadoes, or whatever else you watched on TV... all while blatantly ignoring and at one point even justifying the deaths of people by the disasters you claimed to send at us as "unfortunate".

No one will mourn your upcoming death from old age, except maybe Siva due to her being a cunt and finding your mental illness hilarious in a clownish way.

And remember: you'll still see this message no matter how hard you tard meltdown and hit that block button. You have no power here.
 
Who the fuck is this dummy talking about?

Brad childishly mangles the names of posters who chap his ass by making him out to be a petty, ignorant douchebag because he's so impotent for a supposed deity he's reduced to such childish insults at the people who are objectively smarter and less a prick than himself.

He only looks more foolish for it because in doing so, he defeats the very point of typing the proper name, which would tag the poster he wants to insult properly.
 
He only looks more foolish for it because in doing so, he defeats the very point of typing the proper name, which would tag the poster he wants to insult properly.
It might actually be cowardice on his part given how he used to love blocking people here after he flung a child tier zinger and tantrum over whoever chose to rip apart his delusion. He also panic bans people from his dumpsterfire of an echo chamber, so he might actually just be a big chicken.
 
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Bobby Jones (died 1971) was reincarnated as Tiger Woods (born 1975)

The Calamity Jane is a sterling silver commemorative putter given to the winner of the TOUR Championship at East Lake Golf Club. The putter is an exact replica of Bobby Jones’ original putter. Jones received the original in 1920 from James Maiden. That putter and a copy were employed by Jones to capture 13 major championships including the Grand Slam in 1930. The putter/trophy has been given to the winner of the TOUR Championship since 2005 and each winner before that year was retroactively given one. No one has received two for winning at East Lake except for Tiger Woods who now has three.

I’ve been researching reincarnation for many lifetimes; see Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory - 26 Principles including Theory of Luck Equation & Buddhism's 4 points at http://7seals.blogspot.com . Only the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce this.

Tiger Woods was a child prodigy. This is commonly referred to as a “gift from GOD”. What kind of GOD would randomly give out gifts of great ability and great handicaps? No, GOD is logical; we take our talents with us when we die. Atheists have no explanation for child prodigies. The most famous example of a child prodigy is Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart. The logical explanation of where that musical talent came from is that he was Johann Sebastion Bach reincarnated.

"Store your treasures in heaven, where moths and rust cannot destroy, and thieves do not break in and steal." - Jesus son of Joseph, Matthew 6:20

“Information can be created, but not destroyed although it can be transferred.” – law of conservation of information
 
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Don't even try to pretend to be better than you are Dickie. Remember when you delusionally believed you controlled the weather like some Z-list Batman villain? The Farms does; and can at any point dredge this shitty thread to show all the times you threatened to fling disasters at randos on the net who rendered you booty blasted. You were actively and happily hoping we died due to storms, floods, tornadoes, or whatever else you watched on TV... all while blatantly ignoring and at one point even justifying the deaths of people by the disasters you claimed to send at us as "unfortunate".

No one will mourn your upcoming death from old age, except maybe Siva due to her being a cunt and finding your mental illness hilarious in a clownish way.

And remember: you'll still see this message no matter how hard you tard meltdown and hit that block button. You have no power here.

On the topic of the weather, I live in what was supposed to have been dead center ground zero for Florence once she made landfall. Not only did Flo turn away, I didn't lose power, internet, or anything like that. I barely even saw rain. So not only is Brad unable to kill those that have wronged him with the weather, it seems pissing Brad off is a good protection from the elements.
 
People called me stupid, so I wasted time to write some drivel

Clearly insane
– that's what people called me based on my obvious mental handicap and the way how I indulge in writing stock phrases over and over again like a cheap spam bot. My fee-fees have been thoroughly hurt and therefore I couldn't help but write longwinded paragraphs about my delusions about reincarnation even though my insight into such a topic is shallow at best. If I copypaste this rambling nonsense often enough, it might convince me that I am not an impotent, sad old man living alone while his supposed girlfriend mocks my delusions.

I've been engaging in tax fraud and various other scams and have amassed a vast amount of debts by sheer incompetence. Now I waste what little time I have pretending to be a bunch of famous people even though I am not even fit to haul around their piss in a rusty bucket.

"Read a fucking book completely and don't just cherry pick a few quotes that vaguely support your trite while you ignore 90% of the rest of the book that contradicts them." - Jesus son of Joseph

“Take your pills and go see an expert.” – law of conservation of mental health
 
It's not like we haven't seen this combination of crazy and stupid before. Chris and Phil are excellent examples. Even @Cowlick would be a contender. But with Brad, you also have to factor in his advanced age. How much of his confusion is just not going to get better because he's just slowing down?
 
@LoverofPiss,

I have never wanted to kill anyone. I've never shot a gun and I AM very anti-gun. "Thou shall not kill."

What did you think of Donald Trump 666 showing up in that rural NC town with alot of Right-wingers for a photo-op and then a couple days later, it's under water? 'Coincidence'? That town was very carefully chosen by the White House for propaganda.

What about Tiger Woods winning the Calamity Jane for the 3rd time at Eastlake; is he Bobby Jones reincarnated?


Synchronism: 10:54 "By sheer coincidence, Sacajawea's brother was the Shoshone leader." - The Men Who Built America, Never Surrender (Lewis & Clark) (S1/Ep2, 2018] on History Channel

I commented on https://www.space.com/41919-parker-solar-probe-first-light-photos.html?utm_source=notification

Our Sun's rotation period is 24.47 days at the equator. This is a result of the 'Theory of Everything': GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4. The Sun at the center of the solar system containing Planet Nestor has a rotation period of 28.46 (Nestor) days.

See my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.09 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
 
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