Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@ChurchOfGodBear, @Adamska , @Anonymus Fluhre , @GethN7 , @V A P O R W A V E , @trombonista , @Ow The Edge ,

Can you guys confirm that I broke the Dow Jones by looking at CNBC or the Dow Jones at another site and see that it's stuck at ---.74? There's only 16 minutes before the bell rings.
I can confirm you probably sat there vegging out on the TV while your GF was laying in the hospital, possibly dying, and shrieked like a girl in glee when you saw some fours scrolling by on the bottom tape while utterly ignoring the news man talk about it due to a seriously malfunctioning mind. I can confirm that you still can only "make predictions" based on things you just find out and have no ability to pull details from a divine source (IE things you personally don't know) or from the future.

I can also confirm the only reason you don't really commit crimes now is solely because of fear of being arrested again, and not due to any remorse given the sheer hate and refusal to own up to mistakes. Lastly, I can confirm you don't give a shit about your own GF and favor your delusions over her because you're sperging on here rather than being with her.
 
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I can confirm you probably sat there vegging out on the TV while your GF was laying in the hospital, possibly dying, and shrieked like a girl in glee when you saw some fours scrolling by on the bottom tape while utterly ignoring the news man talk about it due to a seriously malfunctioning mind. I can confirm that you still can only "make predictions" based on things you just find out and have no ability to pull details from a divine source (IE things you personally don't know) or from the future.

I can also confirm the only reason you don't really commit crimes now is solely because of fear of being arrested again, and not due to any remorse given the sheer hate and refusal to own up to mistakes. Lastly, I can confirm you don't give a shit about your own GF and favor your delusions over her because you're sperging on here rather than being with her.
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@Annoying Fluffer,

Buddhists/atheists are so clueless. There's no such thing as "their god" or "our god"; there's One...


GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74,
The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.

If you’re so smart, how come you ain’t rich?
I was born Richard (Rich).
 
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@Pissingmyfilthypiehole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SUCKS),

Just the opposite - I was born into heaven with this incarnation.

Ok, here's the latest tweaked version of the first part of Seal #1: The Conglomerate (of Universes) - Universe Creation Theory. I just realized that it's 7 sentences with Einstein referred to in the 4th sentence. How 'coincidental'!...

The BIG Bang-Bit Bang: a supermassive white hole expansion of energy74 & information 13.8 bil years ago that was the result of a supermassive black hole at the heart of a galaxy in another universe. This duality combines these singularities of relativity in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth of this & all universes within The Conglomerate: multiverse w/out bubble universes & parallel worlds. Our U exists inside that SBH & shares the same boundary/EH. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole with energy transformed & information transferred. Our U is 1 in 2 tril offspring - each with similar physical constants - of just one parent universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect cycle explains infinite space & eternity. Reproduction (making a copy) is an essential characteristic &
the simplest plan of continued existence for everything from cells, to animals, to humans, to universes.
 
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@Annoying Fluffer,

Buddhists/atheists are so clueless. There's no such thing as "their god" or "our god"; there's One...

GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.
Yeah there is no way any church would allow you to teach that, so either you lie to them or they recognize you're too crazy to be properly held accountable and keep you around to look after you.

@Pissingmyfilthypiehole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SUCKS),

Just the opposite - I was born into heaven with this incarnation.
If you were born into heaven why would you ever resort to petty thievery? Surely it would be more important to store up treasures there rather than on earth, as the man you claim to have been said.
 
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GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.

God-incarnate: the reincarnating original & number73 1 program73mer, the Creator & Savior of all ‘true Earthlike plan-its’, the ET in the Guardin’774 of Eden428 who cloned himself (DNA19) to create Adam19 and19 Eve(19), Y’shua74 bar Yosef, the 2nd Coming of the Christ: the “Judge of the living & the dead…according to their actions”.
 
GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.

God-incarnate: the reincarnating original & number73 1 program73mer, the Creator & Savior of all ‘true Earthlike plan-its’, the ET in the Guardin’774 of Eden428 who cloned himself (DNA19) to create Adam19 and19 Eve(19), Y’shua74 bar Yosef, the 2nd Coming of the Christ: the “Judge of the living & the dead…according to their actions”.
Double your meds, nigga. Double your meds.
 
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GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.

God-incarnate: the reincarnating original & number73 1 program73mer, the Creator & Savior of all ‘true Earthlike plan-its’, the ET in the Guardin’774 of Eden428 who cloned himself (DNA19) to create Adam19 and19 Eve(19), Y’shua74 bar Yosef, the 2nd Coming of the Christ: the “Judge of the living & the dead…according to their actions”.
Can you create a concept Brad? Can you travel outside spacetime Brad? Can you command angels Brad?

Can you show any of this to us to prove your divinity Brad?
 
Man, wouldn't it be great to change Brad's custom title to state that he's a convicted felon?

Also, nested in me by the powers of grayskull, I hereby predict that in the very close future, the number 18 will pop up. This will prove my divine powers (aka common sense)
 
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GOD: everything & everybody, the all-inclusive system-as-a-whole, all of Nature, Father Sol's interactions - the energy & information - with Mother Earth and Aunt Luna: Sun + Earth + Moon = ooo = god, this Universe as omniscient quantum computer/†he33 1 Mind40=74, The Truth & Justice, The Greater GOOD.

God-incarnate: the reincarnating original & number73 1 program73mer, the Creator & Savior of all ‘true Earthlike plan-its’, the ET in the Guardin’774 of Eden428 who cloned himself (DNA19) to create Adam19 and19 Eve(19), Y’shua74 bar Yosef, the 2nd Coming of the Christ: the “Judge of the living & the dead…according to their actions”.

Say whatever you wish, you will never escape being seen as an unrepentant thief in the eyes of men.
 
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@ChurchOfGodBear, @Adamska , @Anonymus Fluhre , @GethN7 , @V A P O R W A V E , @trombonista , @Ow The Edge ,

Can you guys confirm that I broke the Dow Jones by looking at CNBC or the Dow Jones at another site and see that it's stuck at ---.74? There's only 16 minutes before the bell rings.
Wrong. You get an F. See me after class.

How does it feel knowing you can't do anything to Vote against Trump being in office again because you're a criminal who thought stealing was okay?
 
How does it feel knowing you can't do anything to Vote against Trump being in office again because you're a criminal who thought stealing was okay?

That, and how pure-dee dumb do you have to be on the subject of intellectual property rights to know that an original print of a photograph, especially a framed one, is worth infinitely more than a low-quality reproduction of the same photo in a book? It kills me how Dick keeps referring contemptuously to the lower price of the book than the original photos he feloniously stole, took without permission, unlawfully removed from their owner. No shit, Dick. No painting, no drawing, no photo ever looks as good in a book of reproductions as it does in the original form.

Pretend I'm typing on a computer that retails for nearly $2000. Okay, now pretend this computer was a gift. Does the fact that, in this pretend example, I paid $0.00 for the computer mean it's now valueless?

I wonder if Dick ever gave Brenda any presents with sentimental value. I'm guessing not.
 
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"The British pound, which has lost 25 cents against the U.S. dollar since the 2016 (Brexit) referendum, fell to $1.2478." - https://www.yahoo.com/news/uk-lawma...may-071315668.html?.tsrc=notification-brknews

LOOK at those decimal places! I want - I NEED - more decimal places!!

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Ok, CNBC starts its programming at 4 am and it currently (4:06) has the DOW IMPLIED OPEN +183.76 with the number changing until the Opening Bell at 9:30, but the .76 remains the same. Does anyone know why this is? This is one of the great mysteries of humankind and solving it will create a paradigm shift in our understanding of this Universe and our place in it.
 
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Man, wouldn't it be great to change Brad's custom title to state that he's a convicted felon?

Also, nested in me by the powers of grayskull, I hereby predict that in the very close future, the number 18 will pop up. This will prove my divine powers (aka common sense)
He might actually burst into tears again and run away for a bit after leaving a garbled message if he's stuck with the title of felon; not gonna lie that was a high point in the thread if only because the schadenfreude was so wondrous that day; Dick the moron crook had his account fucked with and slapped with admissions he liked to suck dick and lost his block privileges at the same time.

Serious case of just desserts right there.
 
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