Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Since he's garbling about planets and being a child, time to add in change number two courtesy of us gaining the rights to it:

The True and Honest Nestor

1. Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
2. Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.

So the Fosh from Star Wars?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Since he's garbling about planets and being a child, time to add in change number two courtesy of us gaining the rights to it:

The True and Honest Nestor

1. Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
2. Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.

Number 3) These birdmen get high on huffing naturally occuring gasoline-like vapours from hot smokers.

 

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The best way to tell that Fluhre is getting under Brad's skin is his pettiness when he corrects him on tiny spelling errors. He's absolutely desperate to reaffirm his superiority and his status as a "teacher".
And by "desperate" I mean it in the literal "person who's stuck in the Sahara Desert and hasn't had a drop of water for 5 days, desperate to be rescued" kind of way.

He's not even correct sometimes. He corrected someone using "aw" in a sympathetic way to "awe" which is an actual word do describe wonder.

 

[Adamska]

So the Fosh from Star Wars?

Only kind of at best; they don't have arms, just unilimbs that were at one point more akin to a bird's legs that slowly evolved for easier tool usage and gripping. They are both hands and feet, done in a star like gripping pattern.

Number 3) These birdmen get high on huffing naturally occuring gasoline-like vapours from hot smokers.

Yeah, some of the thermal vents formed from high geologic activity brought about by it's mars size and a slight super-jupiter planet it orbits (~3 Jupiter mass) releases vapors that get them high due to natural gases in it. Kind of like how spiders get drunk on coffee.

The True and Honest Nestor

1. Nestor is actually just a moon that orbits the 2nd planet of its solar system out towards the Sagittarius arm. Why? Because moon worlds are more interesting in a way and the fact that many exoplanets are gas giants makes this make more sense.
2. Nestor, the moon orbiting around the 2nd planet (a gas giant) around its yellow dwarf star, is not inhabited by human-like aliens like Dick claims. The best way to describe a Nestorian is... well, they're a lot more akin to birds, but with long arm/legs ending in hand/talons instead and a long keratinized snout that may have once been crocodillian in nature long ago. Taxonomically, they have similar features to birds, feathering, hollow bones, and so on. But they're not quite like it since they do not have diapsid skulls and their eggs are not calcified and thus still soft; they evolved from something else.
3. Nestorians get high on petrochemicals due to biological quirks that allow them to break down a few of them, mainly carbon gases, and often exploit thermal vents to both gain height and to get drunk off the fumes.

 

[Trombonista]

He's not even correct sometimes. He corrected someone using "aw" in a sympathetic way to "awe" which is an actual word do describe wonder.

He did that on purpose to bolster the idea that he is God-incarnate.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's not even correct sometimes. He corrected someone using "aw" in a sympathetic way to "awe" which is an actual word do describe wonder.

I have gone on record in saying that Richard has poor reading comprehension. I have no sympathy for Richards mental health or intelligence so of course, I'd be in wonder as in why he's constantly getting upset with people proving how wrong he always is, but remember now he's really smart because he's failed at every college he's gone to, to the point of being kicked out (rare to do unless you're fucking up in class or you're a criminal. After all, they want your money).

He's really just a sad little man with delusions of grandeur grasping at some semblance of control of/ in his life as it's stripped away from daily due to his mental health he refuses to get checked out.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say its bad.

@Brad Watson_Miami since I have a four day weekend ahead of me and more then enough rye for my own Manhattan project I'll go over all your "scrolls" and post what I think about them. Well call it peer review.

@BlueArmedDevil , be very VERY careful before you do this: I attempted it barebrain at first, but the level of sheer mistaken 'facts' and assorted unsourced spergery drove me away with a splitting headache after a very short time.

The second time I fortified myself with a mickey of Canadian Club and got a LITTLE farther, but laughed myself to the point of spewing my guts and I had to stop again.

I regret making that boast, don't fall into the same trap as I did, fam.

 

[GethN7]

@BlueArmedDevil , be very VERY careful before you do this: I attempted it barebrain at first, but the level of sheer mistaken 'facts' and assorted unsourced spergery drove me away with a splitting headache after a very short time.

The second time I fortified myself with a mickey of Canadian Club and got a LITTLE farther, but laughed myself to the point of spewing my guts and I had to stop again.

I regret making that boast, don't fall into the same trap as I did, fam.

I gave that crap a decent read once or twice, and honestly, it's not worth dignifying Brad with the pretense you'll take him seriously.

Once you strip out the pure insanity, nonsensical number fetish shit, and delusions of godhood, what's left is horribly sourced Wikipedia links, badly mangled snippets of actual facts taken out of context and filtered through Brad's deluded mind into something he thinks supports his views, and lot of crap that boils down to "because I believe it, it's true".

Brad is an intellectual nebbish who should be regarded as the barely sparking bulb he comes off as and nothing else, his ego revolves around the idea anyone will take him the slightest bit seriously despite bringing nothing serious to the table in an intellectual sense.

 

[Adamska]

Honestly, you can skip reading his posts about... I dunno, the first few dozen pages? He's that type of tard that thinks you can rephrase the same utter garbage in a slightly different way to weasel out of being wrong, while still being wrong. Anything he brings up has been said before, which is why I make a point to just glaze over his garbage posts.

The best way to describe Dick is take your average Flat-Earther or Conspiratard, or even old timey Creationist. Then make them even more retarded somehow, even more incoherent, and obsessed with the numbers associated with luck out in the West. Lastly, add a delusion of grandeur on top and a Messiah/Martyr complex and you got Dick.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Once you strip out the pure insanity, nonsensical number fetish shit, and delusions of godhood, what's left is horribly sourced Wikipedia links, badly mangled snippets of actual facts taken out of context and filtered through Brad's deluded mind into something he thinks supports his views, and lot of crap that boils down to "because I believe it, it's true".

God dammit get out of my head.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Honestly, you can skip reading his posts about... I dunno, the first few dozen pages? He's that type of tard that thinks you can rephrase the same utter garbage in a slightly different way to weasel out of being wrong, while still being wrong. Anything he brings up has been said before, which is why I make a point to just glaze over his garbage posts.

The best way to describe Dick is take your average Flat-Earther or Conspiratard, or even old timey Creationist. Then make them even more exceptional somehow, even more incoherent, and obsessed with the numbers associated with luck out in the West. Lastly, add a delusion of grandeur on top and a Messiah/Martyr complex and you got Dick.

...You should go to a flat-earth convention, it's not hard to get them more exceptional, just give them a few drinks.

 

[Adamska]

...You should go to a flat-earth convention, it's not hard to get them more exceptional, just give them a few drinks.

Yeah, but he's that all the time and the flat earthers have brief moments of coming off like functioning humans if you don't catch them talking about their pet conspiracies.

 

[Fin Saipher]

Jesus, this motherfucker is still posting in his own thread. That’s some dedication to our and savior Jases Christ.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Are American credits in Colleges and Universities transferable to other schools? If not, how did Richard here take a course that's four years in just one? Also, I don't think he has ever mentioned he received his Bachelor of Music degree. Did he just take an undergraduate degree in it? Also, that school he claimed to have gone to in Miami calls it a Certificate in Instrumental Performance. Not all schools call it a "performance major" so my guess is is that he took that in one of the schools he went to and just called it that in all of them.

 

[GethN7]

Are American credits in Colleges and Universities transferable to other schools? If not, how did Richard here take a course that's four years in just one? Also, I don't think he has ever mentioned he received his Bachelor of Music degree. Did he just take an undergraduate degree in it? Also, that school he claimed to have gone to in Miami calls it a Certificate in Instrumental Performance. Not all schools call it a "performance major" so my guess is is that he took that in one of the schools he went to and just called it that in all of them.

It depends. Some schools allow credits to be transferred, others do not, it depends on the curriculum and whether said schools have equivalent classes, and if so, then the knowledge is generally transferable between institutions.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It depends. Some schools allow credits to be transferred, others do not, it depends on the curriculum and whether said schools have equivalent classes, and if so, then the knowledge is generally transferable between institutions.

Probably why he changed so many schools then, probably moved around a lot and had his credits transferred. He wasn't getting kicked out of them so that's not bad. I would hate to do that myself but it's probably easier for someone doing music than science. I'll be transferring to a new school for the next four-year course after these ones are done.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Brad's been away for awhile. I'm impressed!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Brad's been away for awhile. I'm impressed!

I guess he's busy pretending to be a regular person, earning some money for a change by hitting things rythmically with a stick.

 

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Brad's been away for awhile. I'm impressed!

I hope he's spending time with Brenda.


...I expect him to be on tomorrow to shitpost. He did say tho that he's playing for some church gigs.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This is brad's busy time of year. Granted, it still seems to amount to 20ish hours over the course of a week, but relative to his normal routine of CNN and History Channel, this week is PACKED.